The fat man in front of him scolded him again and again. No matter how good-tempered Li Erdan was, he couldn't bear it any longer, not to mention that Li Erdan still had a bad temper.
"Damn fat man, look at your appearance. You are as thick as a cylinder but not as tall as a cylinder. If your neck is gone, your waist is all. I know you are a human being, but I don't know that I thought you were a gas tank turned into a spirit."
"You think you are quite rich, and you are worthy of buying my bird. Do you know what kind of bird I am? The average market price for a large crested bird is 20,000 to 30,000, but you open your mouth and give me 5,000, 8,000.
Qian, you act like a young master and I took advantage of you.
I don’t know where you got this confidence from. I thought that if you wear a dog leash and two gold rings, you are a wealthy person. If you are awesome, you shouldn’t line up here. Shi, I’m pretending to be with you here.
What the fuck." Li Erdan spit out foam and stars, and spoke like a machine gun. He said these words in one breath. Looking at the fat man in front of him, his face turned red from holding back, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Why don't you fart? Have you taken what I said into your mind? It doesn't matter if you have something to eat or drink. If you keep bragging all day long, your mouth won't hurt. If you are really a rich man, that's all. If you can show off,
That means you are really awesome. Do you know what it means to pretend to be awesome if you don’t have the ability? That means you are a big idiot.
Wearing a brand-name outfit and gold jewelry makes you a wealthy person. No matter how many decorations you wear, it can't cover up your stupidity. At best, you are poor and a nouveau riche. At worst, you are unconfident.
Two hundred and five, people like you need courage to live in this world. If I were you, I would just find a horseshoe pit and pee myself to death."
"Pfft!" The short fat man never imagined that Li Erdan, a guy dressed like a country bumpkin, could be so smooth-talking, and he almost lost his breath.
"You, you, you brat are just bragging. You said your bird costs 20,000 to 30,000 yuan. Who the hell would believe it? As long as the head is not kicked by a donkey, who would spend tens of thousands of dollars on a stupid bird.
"The short fat man shouted angrily.
"Communicating with an idiot like you is simply an insult to my intelligence. I don't have time to talk to you." As soon as Li Erdan finished speaking, he walked towards the room.
"Smelly peasant, what are you going to do, room, room?" the short fat man yelled.
Upon hearing Humpty Dumpty's words, Li Erdan, who had already reached the door, immediately stopped and looked back at Humpty Dumpty.
"Smelly farmer, what does a room mean? A room requires at least a hundred thousand in savings. With your kind of virtue, you won't be able to save that much money in a lifetime of farming." After the short fat man finished speaking, he felt that he had regained his fortune all of a sudden.
He lost face and burst into laughter.
But just halfway through Humpty Dumpty's laughter, his expression suddenly froze.
Li Erdan, who was at the door of the room, suddenly opened his shabby yellow schoolbag and casually took out a few stacks of money, about fifty or sixty thousand, from the schoolbag. At the same time, he deliberately opened the mouth of the schoolbag wide so that everyone could see it.
arrive.
Inside Li Erdan's schoolbag was the proceeds from selling bronze mirrors, a total of 200,000 yuan. The short fat man couldn't laugh at all.
"I'm sorry, fat man. I'm a relatively low-key person. Wearing gold and silver is too tacky. If you don't dress well, you may not have money." As he spoke, Li Erdan took out his gold card from his pocket and asked.
"Rich people do keep a low profile. Look at this young man's poorly dressed clothes, but he is really a rich man. The money in that schoolbag must be two to three hundred thousand."
"I'm looking at at least two hundred thousand, and you haven't seen it? That young man is holding a gold card in his hand. When I saw that young man just now, he seemed to have an extraordinary bearing. It's not like some people who dress like a man, a devil, or a dog, and are all decked out in jewels.
, you are still here waiting in line with us to suffer."
For a moment, everyone in the bank was praising Li Erdan fiercely. As for the short fat man who was slapped in the face, he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. His fat face was so red with embarrassment that he didn't even dare to raise his head.
How did such a famous saying come about?
"If you fail to show off, you will be raped." The short fat man was in this state at the moment.
No need to wait in line, Li Erdan kept 50,000 yuan for himself and deposited the remaining 150,000 yuan into his card.
When Shi Shi walked out, he clearly felt that the people in the entire hall looked at him differently. As for the short fat man, he had not left yet. There were two or three customers in front of him before it was the short fat man's turn.
Do business.
"Oh my god, little brother, your big cockatoo's feathers haven't been trimmed, and you don't have a chain on its feet, so you're not afraid that the bird will fly away." Following the exclamation, Li Erdan discovered,
The person who exclaimed actually had a relationship with him.
The person who cheered was a big fat man. He was the cell phone store owner Fatty Dong whom he met when he was buying a cell phone a few days ago.
"Boss Dong, I didn't expect you to be a bird lover," Li Erdan said with a smile and patted the big parrot's little head.
"Send hello to Boss Dong quickly."
"Hello, Boss Dong. Hello, Boss Dong." The big parrot said very cooperatively.
"Oh my God, this bird has become a spirit. It is so spiritual and understands its master's words. It is the best among birds." Fatty Dong praised excitedly.
"Boss Dong, you really reward this little beast too much. Just now someone asked me to buy my bird for 8,000, saying that my bird is worthless." Li Erdan said with a smile.
"Why buy this bird for 8,000? It's like a donkey kicking the head. The person who said this doesn't even have teeth. He is simply an idiot. The market price of an ordinary big crested bird is around 20,000. He is so spiritually trained.
Don’t say 8,000, little brother, you want 80,000 to sell it to me, and I’ll pay for it now.”
After hearing Fatty Dong's words, Li Erdan deliberately glanced at the short fat man not far away. At this moment, the short fat man didn't even dare to raise his head.
Ping'an County is a poor county. When they heard that Fatty Dong wanted to buy this bird for 80,000 yuan, almost everyone took a breath.
"I'm sorry, Boss Dong. It's not easy for me to train this bird. Even if you give me 800,000 yuan, I won't sell it to you." Li Erdan said with a smile.
Fatty Dong liked this big parrot very much, and he still had a look of regret on his face when he heard Li Erdan's words.
Li Erdan left the bank, and the entire bank hall was boiling again.
"Have you seen, this is what we call a rich person? A bird can be sold for only 80,000 yuan, which is enough for me to earn three years of hard work."
"This is what we call low-key. It's not like some people who are afraid that others won't know they are rich. They turn their nostrils to the beetles and look down on this and look down on that. In fact, they can't even afford a bird for others to play with."
There were voices of discussion all around, and the short fat man felt as if his spine was being bruised by fingers.
Bastard, you are so angry with me. I am a smiling tiger in Ping'an County. When have I ever been humiliated like this? To take revenge, I must take revenge. I must ask that little farmer to kneel in front of me and beg for mercy.
After the short fat man roared in his heart, his eyes became extremely gloomy.
"Sir, what business do you handle?" the window staff urged.
"I don't do any business." The short fat man roared angrily, turned around and walked out of the bank quickly.