Chapter 0053 The Mysterious Liquid Of The Treasure Gourd
And just when Li Erdan was about to go to the ground, two hamsters, Da Mao and Er Mao, suddenly came out, both looking very greedy.
"Commander, what delicious food did you bring out just now? It smells so good." Da Mao said.
"Commander, Da Mao and I are loyal to you. We have delicious food, but don't forget us two," Er Mao said.
"It smells good? Delicious?" A black line suddenly appeared on Li Erdan's forehead. He stretched out his hand to open the lid of Xiangshan gourd, and the pungent smell suddenly came out again.
"It smells so good. Commander, what's in this gourd?" Da Mao and Er Mao both looked very intoxicated.
"Holy crap! I really don't understand what sense of smell you two have. This thing smells so good to you?" Li Erdan asked in surprise.
"Commander, it is indeed very fragrant. I have never smelled such a fragrant smell." After Da Mao finished speaking, Er Mao nodded in agreement.
Um!
Is this urine-like liquid something good?
Li Erdan immediately frowned slightly. Looking at the two hamsters who were intoxicated, Li Erdan deliberately poured out the liquid in the gourd and asked the two hamsters to taste it.
However, this thought flashed through Li Erdan's mind.
Now Da Mao Er Mao is his right-hand man. If the two hamsters eat the contents of the gourd and die suddenly, then he will lose more than he gains.
"The food in here cannot be eaten by you two. If it is poisonous, it will kill you two. There are two spare ribs left in the kitchen. I will bring them back later and give you two guys a taste."
After Li Erdan finished speaking, he walked out of the room with the two hamsters' reluctant eyes.
After leaving the room, Li Erdan poured the liquid in the gourd directly onto the ground, brought it up to his nose and smelled it, and there was still that unpleasant smell.
Suddenly Li Erdan's eyes lit up. Next to the door, there was a broken water tank. This broken water tank was where Li Erdan's father usually caught fish in the river. Sometimes he couldn't finish a meal, so he would put the fish in a pot.
Keep it in a broken water tank for a few days.
Li Erdan wears the good gourd on his chest every day now. We can bear the unpleasant smell. Li Erdan walked to the broken water tank in a few steps and began to wash the gourd with the water in the tank. After brushing,
Li Erdan turned around and went back to the house to sleep.
Li Erdan went back to his room to sleep, but he didn't notice that after Li Erdan left, several crucian carp in the water tank suddenly became active, frantically grabbing for food, and there was a layer of light yellow liquid floating on the water.
"Li Erdan, Li Erdan..."
After drinking a little more wine last night, Li Erdan slept a little hard today. He didn't get up as early as before, but lay down on the kang and slept in.
Hearing the shouts outside, Li Erdan, who was sleeping soundly, replied in a daze.
"Who is it? It's so early in the morning. I don't want anyone to go to bed." Li Erdan muttered in a low voice, put the quilt over his head, and fell asleep.
The door was suddenly pushed open, and a beautiful young woman walked in from the outside.
"Li Erdan, you lazy guy, how long has it been, and you are still sleeping here?"
The beautiful woman who walked in was none other than Ji Xinyu, the trusted village chief of Nomo Village.
He wanted to lead the poor Naomo Village to become rich. After listening to Li Erdan's boastful speech yesterday, he was looking forward to a bright future in his mind. As soon as he got up in the morning, he couldn't wait to come to Li Erdan and wanted to discuss with Li Erdan how to do it.
Lead the villagers to get rich.
"We'll talk about it later, are you telling me to take a nap?" Li Erdan, who was sleeping with his head covered, said impatiently.
"Oh, you didn't even get up when I asked you to get up. It seems like I can't do anything if I don't deal with you." Ji Xinyu, who was holding her waist with both hands, suddenly became playful, and a sly look flashed in her beautiful eyes.
"I told you to sleep, and I'll see how you sleep." Ji Xinyu, with a smirk on his face, grabbed Li Erdan's quilt and lifted it up hard. In an instant, Li Erdan's entire body was exposed in front of Ji Xinyu.
Li Erdan definitely didn't wear much when sleeping, and he was busy so early in the morning, when the Yang Qi was at its strongest. Everything fell into Ji Xinyu's eyes. Ji Xinyu's face turned red to the root of his neck, and he was busy and busy.
Cover your eyes with your hands.
"You bastard, why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
Li Erdan was also startled by what Ji Xinyu did to him, and all his sleepiness disappeared immediately.
"Sister Village Chief, are you the gangster or am I? I was sleeping in my own home, and you came in and lifted my quilt, and you said I was a gangster. Do you think I was unjust or not?" Li Erdanyi
He said with a depressed face.
When Li Erdan said this, Ji Xinyu felt even more embarrassed and panicked, and hurriedly turned around and walked out of the room.
"You bastard, put your clothes on quickly, I have something to do with you."
When Ji Xinyu walked out of the room, her face suddenly felt hot and her heart was beating fast.
"I didn't expect that this little bastard is so thin and has a pretty good figure. He actually has eight-pack abs." Ji Xinyu, who was blushing, murmured to himself in a low voice.
Watching Ji Xinyu's leaving figure, Li Erdan felt depressed for a while, thinking that he must not be able to sleep. He put on his clothes and washed himself briefly.
"Li Erdan, you ruined my good deeds yesterday and missed the opportunity to make the villagers rich. You must find a way to compensate me, otherwise the village chief will not let you go." Seeing Li Erdan get dressed and leave.
When he came out, Ji Xinyu waved his fist and said threateningly.
"Following that scumbag Zhao Gang, the villagers will be condemned to poverty for the rest of their lives. You still regard this as an opportunity for the villagers to make a fortune. You are simply short of knowledge." Li Erdan lit his cigarette and said with disdain.
"Asshole, who do you think has long hair and short knowledge?" The angry Ji Xinyu, like an angry tigress, walked up to Li Erdan and pinched one of Li Erdan's ears.
"Ouch! It hurts me so much, village chief sister. I'm wrong, why not?"
"Huh! This is just a small punishment for you. Let's see if you dare to look down on our women in the future." Seeing Li Erdan begging for mercy, Ji Xinyu calmed down her anger and let go of Li Erdan.
Li Erdan, who was rubbing his ears, glanced at Ji Xinyu's plump figure with his small eyes, and felt a sense of relief in his heart. Just now, while Ji Xinyu was pinching his ears, he used his head to squeeze the oil. It felt so good.
"Why are you giggling like that, you bastard?" Ji Xinyu looked at Li Erdan's lewd eyes and immediately frowned and asked.
"Ahem! What a beautiful village leader! By the way, sister, don't you want to make the villagers rich? Now there is a good opportunity." Li Erdan coughed dryly and said.
"What's the opportunity to get rich? Tell me about it?" Ji Xinyu asked excitedly.