Chapter 0595 Our Huaxia cemetery is very expensive
Play word games with me?
It just so happens that Mr. Erdan, I just finished slapping that old bastard in the face. Now if you bring your face closer and ask me to slap him, Mr. Erdan, I will do it for you.
"Old gentleman, I heard there is something in your words. We Chinese people have an old saying that people with knowledge do not speak secret words. Old sir, don't you just want to say that if I am good at history, that's what medical skills are? Yes.
Just say it straight, no need to beat around the bush, there is a dialect in our countryside that describes the way you speak, you are not as good as that good old lady."
Pfft!" Tomio Matsui never thought that Li Erdan would not follow the routine and speak in such a derogatory manner. What do you think I am not as good as a good old lady?
"Hmph! This little brother, let me give you an old Chinese saying, which is called specialization in medicine. My little brother is indeed good at history, but he doesn't know what medical skills are like." Matsui Tomio said with a sneer on his face.
said.
"Medical skills? My medical skills are just so-so. Compared with Mr. Xue and these old gentlemen present, I am definitely not good at it. But compared with people like you who have secretly learned a little bit about Chinese traditional medicine, I still want to be better than you.
Knead it." After Li Erdan finished speaking, he stretched out a hand with a funny expression and twirled his two fingers."
Wow..."
As soon as Li Erdan finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter around him.
The Chinese language is broad and profound, and Tomio Matsui didn’t understand what pinching meant at all, but when he heard the laughter of the people around him, he knew it was not a good word, and his face suddenly darkened. "
Humph! I hope that little brother's medical skills can be as smooth as your words, and don't just talk about it and don't practice it. I just heard from the little brother that you can cure this patient's disease. Now
Is it your turn, little brother, to take action?" Tomio Matsui said with a sneer. This
For a moment, Tomio Matsui gritted his teeth and cursed secretly in his heart.
You brat, just show off. If you can't treat the patient well later, I'll see how I humiliate you.
Seeing Tomio Matsui's expression, Li Erdan also roughly understood what Tomio Matsui was thinking. The corners of his mouth turned up in a perfect arc, and a trace of a bad smile appeared on his face. "
Isn't it just to treat a patient? As far as his condition is concerned, I can treat him in a minute at most, but I think, since the old gentleman doesn't believe that I have this ability, old gentleman, let's get some luck, little
Let’s make a bet.” Li Erdan’s expression at this moment was like the wolf grandma who tempted Little Red Riding Hood to open the door, looking as evil as possible.
Why is this guy looking so sinister? He doesn't want to set a trap for me, but this patient has such a strange disease. This guy said he would treat the patient within one minute. Is this possible? No, even Huaxia
Mr. Xue, the dean of China, has a disease that many famous doctors cannot treat. Can this young boy cure it? Absolutely impossible. This boy must be bluffing and trying to scare me.
After a fierce inner struggle, Matsui Tomio's eyes suddenly lit up, an extremely sinister smile appeared on his face, and he said softly.
"Little brother, what you said is a bit exaggerated. This patient's condition is so weird. You said it can be cured in one minute. This is simply impossible. You still want to make a bet with me. Aren't you afraid of losing?"
"Hehe! Old sir, I'm just a young boy. So many of you famous doctors can't treat the disease. Even if I can't treat it well, it's not a shameful thing. Why should I be afraid of losing? But you, old sir,
He must be a famous doctor in your country, right? If you lose to a little kid like me, your face will be greatly humiliated. I think for the sake of your old reputation, you'd better not make this bet with me and just go ahead.
Admit that your medical skills are not as good as mine, but I think it's pretty good." Li Erdan said excitedly. "
Hum! Arrogant, arrogant, I, Tomio Matsui, have been studying medicine since I was twelve years old, and have been practicing medicine for nearly fifty years now. If I were an old Chinese medicine doctor like Mr.
When Tomio was studying medicine, your mother was still pregnant with that in your grandma's belly." Tomio Matsui said with disdain.
Damn it! This old guy, what you say is so damaging. If I don’t take care of you, Erdan Ye, you really don’t know that I, Erdan Ye, have three eyes.
After Li Erdan cursed angrily in his heart, he immediately said with a smile. "
Since you are not convinced, old sir, let's take a gamble. If I can't cure this patient within one minute and ask him to stop laughing, I will immediately kowtow and worship you as my teacher. If I can't cure him within one minute,
This patient, please kowtow and worship me as your teacher, and I will ask you if you dare." Li Erdan pointed at Tomio Matsui's nose and said with an arrogant look."
Erdan, don't be too impulsive. You need to feel the patient's pulse before making a decision. This patient's condition is very strange." Dean Cui came over to advise.
"Yes, little brother, we can't fight an uncertain battle. You'd better diagnose the patient's pulse first." Mr. Xue had a good impression of Li Erdan and stepped forward to advise.
At this time, Matsui Tomio was deeply afraid that Li Erdan would regret it after being advised by so many old gentlemen, so he hurriedly shouted loudly.
"Boy, you go too far and humiliate me like this. How can I be afraid of you? Don't you want to make a bet with me? I will make this bet with you now. If you can prevent this patient from laughing within one minute,
, I will kowtow and worship you as my master." Tomio Matsui said with an angry look.
"Dean Cui, Mr. Xue, thank you for your kindness. You have also seen it. Now that I have said it, I am also riding a tiger. I can only make this bet with this old gentleman. It's okay, Dean Cui, Xue."
Old man, Tomio Matsui is also a famous doctor in the Liuli Kingdom. If I lose, it won’t be a shame to kowtow to him and become a disciple. If I win by chance and have such a great disciple, I, Li Erdan, will be my disciple in our Chinese Medicine Department from now on.
Really, it's a respectable relationship." Li Erdan said with a smile without caring.
At this moment, another voice suddenly came to mind. "
"Wait a minute, I'll make this bet with you, too. If you lose, you can kowtow to me and become my disciple." He said.
The speaker was none other than Ruan Qishan, the famous Korean doctor who was so angry that Li Erdan vomited blood just now. At this time, Ruan Qishan, supported by two disciples, gritted his teeth and glared at Li Erdan, as if he wanted to eat Li Erdan.
appearance.
"Old sir, you said that your health is like this and you are really not suitable to participate. If you lose, you will definitely be so angry that you vomit blood. What if you get angry and become hemiplegic? Do you think you can do it?
You see, you are so old, all your hair is falling out, and your neck is buried in the soil. How many more days can you live? Why not just enjoy two days of peace and happiness? Your situation is really dangerous, really.
When you are angry, you may be out of breath and go to the west to see the Buddha."
"Pfft!" As soon as Li Erdan finished speaking, Ruan Qishan was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood again.
"Look, old man, why did I tell you not to be angry? You are still in high spirits. If there is anything wrong with this, you can go back to your country and die. Don't dirty our Chinese pure land. Our Chinese cemeteries are very expensive.
You may not be able to afford it."
"Poof!" Another mouthful of blood spurted out from Ruan Qishan's mouth.