Following the big parrot's order, there was a sound of flapping wings, and the next moment, several birds of various shapes landed in the small courtyard, standing in a row respectfully.
"Hello, Commander."
"Hahaha." Li Erdan laughed immediately, and saw a total of five flying birds falling less than two meters away from him. The first one was majestic and powerful, with cold eyes and a pair of iron claws under his feet. It was an eagle.
Next to the eagle are owls, magpies, doves, and sparrows.
"Hello, comrades." Li Erdan greeted the new recruits happily, "Big Parrot, you did a good job this time. I didn't expect that you would bring me back a few new comrades after being away for a few days, Da Hei, Lao Huang, Da Mao,
Ermao, have you seen it? Don’t just think about eating when you’re around me all day long, and learn from your Brother Bird.”
After being praised by Li Erdan, the big parrot looked very proud.
"By the way, Commander, didn't you say you want to give them a mission? What mission is it? These few of my younger brothers have made every effort, so they just took this opportunity to serve you, Commander. Moreover, Commander, these few of my younger brothers are very good at hand.
There are a large number of subordinates above, and as long as you give an order, the entire bird population within a hundred miles will be your soldiers, boss." The big parrot said.
"Swear to the death to serve the commander." Eagle, Magpie and other recruits shouted almost simultaneously.
"That's right, that's right. Now is the time for our commander to employ people. You've come just in time. Come over here." Li Erdan, who looked excited, pointed at the sparrow and shouted.
Following Li Erdan's order, the sparrows on the ground immediately flapped their wings and flew into the palm of Li Erdan's hand.
"Hello, Commander, my name is Diaosi. Diaosi is always ready to serve you, Commander." The little sparrow shouted with his head held high.
"What, your name is Diaosi. This name is quite domineering." Li Erdan immediately laughed.
"Diaosi, there happens to be an investigation mission right now. Go call me some brothers immediately. I want to follow a few people. Their every move throughout the day, including who they met and what they said, are all listed here.
Come and tell me if you can complete this task?" Li Erdan asked.
"Commander, don't worry and resolutely complete the mission."
…
In the courtyard of Sun Changsheng's house, Xie Laojie, Sun Changsheng, and Sun Changfa were sitting on a small pony, forming a circle around them. Everyone had a proud smile on their face.
"Old village chief, I almost broke my legs running this morning, but the effect is still good. Now it can be said that everyone in the whole village knows that the new girl is having an affair with Li Erdan, and
I deliberately doubled the price at which Li Erdan earned the difference, and described that little bastard Li Erdan as a heinous black businessman. Now the villagers in the village hate Li Erdan with gnashing of teeth.
They all said that they would no longer work for Li Erdan, and they would no longer sell him wolfberry seeds." Mr. Xie said with a big smile while dancing with his hands.
"Lao Xi, you did a great job this time. Just as you guessed, the girls in the city really don't give up. They are preparing to hold a village meeting tonight. They are probably planning to discuss Li Erdan's contracting of the mountainous land.
This time, we are well prepared. You, Mr. Xie, have made the first contribution. When I return to the position of village chief, I will prepare a celebration banquet for you." Sun Changsheng said, patting his chest.
"Old village chief, there's no such thing as a celebration party. As long as you let me see how bad that little bastard Li Erdan is, I, Xie Laoji, will be happy." Xie Laoji said through gritted teeth.
"Don't worry, Laoji. Li Erdan is a melon with no hair, and he still wants to fight against us. He rides on the heads of us brothers, and there is no door. We are still the brothers in the village.
It’s up to you, let’s drink water instead of wine and have a drink for the opening of tonight’s drama.” Sun Changfa stood up and said excitedly.
"Haha, cheers."
While several people were toasting to celebrate, a small gray sparrow squatted on the grape trellis behind them, with a hint of coldness in its eyes.
"A few bastards actually plotted against our commander. Let's see how I can deal with you, you loser."
This little sparrow is the new little brother of the big parrot, Sparrow Diaosi, who was sent by Li Erdan to collect intelligence.
I saw the little sparrow, with a humanized evil smile on its face, it flapped its wings and flew high, making several screams in the sky. It didn't take long, and hundreds of people gathered in the sky.
A sparrow.
"Boss, are you in such a hurry? Let's all gather together. What's the matter?" asked a sparrow.
"Brothers, have you seen the four old guys below? These four old guys are scheming against our commander. After a while, they listened to my call and flew above the four of them. Come with me.
Shit." Little Sparrow Diaosi ordered.
"Okay, boss, these four guys dare to offend our new commander. They simply don't know whether to live or die. Just give the order."
"Okay, brothers, come and rush for me." Following Diaosi's command, three to five hundred sparrows, like a dark cloud, came down overwhelmingly.
"Hey! What's going on? Why did it suddenly turn cloudy on a sunny day?" Xie Laojie and the four others raised their heads and looked at the sky out of curiosity.
And just as the three people raised their heads, the little sparrow in the sky called Diaosi. "Twenty groups, shoot in turn."
Following Diaosi's command, twenty sparrows poured down their shit almost at the same time, landing on the heads of Xie Laoji and the other four people. The most unlucky one was Xie Laoji, who happened to open his mouth and shot two sparrows.
Shit just fell into Mr. Xie’s mouth.
"Ah, ah, ah, what a bird, it stinks to death."
Immediately afterwards, Xie Laoji and the other four people were attacked by bird droppings one after another, and they all ran away with their heads covered, not to mention how embarrassed they were.
"Where the hell did these stinky sparrows come from? They absolutely stink."
…
At Li Erdan's house, when Li Erdan listened to the little sparrow diaosi's story, especially the part about attacking with bird droppings, Li Erdan laughed so hard that his stomach hurt from laughing.
"I'm talking about you, loser. You can think of it. You actually came up with such a trick. It's unique and deserves praise.
"Bai Ge, Xi Zi, you two also come here, call your brothers immediately, learn the tricks of diaosi, go find these four guys, and attack these four old guys with your daddy fiercely." Li Erdan.
commanded.
Baige is the name given by Li Erdan to the pigeon, and Xizi is the name given to the magpie by Li Erdan.
"Commander, don't worry. The two of us will resolutely complete the mission." After accepting the order, Bai Ge and Xizi immediately flew into the sky.
"You all understand the situation, right? Now it's Xie Laoji, Sun Changsheng and others who are throwing dirty water on me and deliberately driving a wedge between me and the villagers. The purpose is to prevent me from successfully contracting the back mountain. Everyone has their own opinions.
, tell me what you think, what measures we should take to deal with it." Li Erdan said solemnly, and looked at the big parrots beside him, Da Mao Er Mao, Da Hei, Lao Huang, these are his capable men.