Hearing this ghostly voice, Ji Xinyu, who had been very strong before coming tonight, suddenly collapsed. He was about to open his mouth and scream, but then the moonlight happened to be caught by Li Erdan, who hurriedly covered Ji Xinyu's mouth with his hand.
"Don't make any noise, let's see how I deal with this guy who is pretending to be a ghost."
According to Li Erdan's idea, Ji Xinyu would definitely stop struggling after hearing his reminder. But something Li Erdan didn't expect, Ji Xinyu struggled even harder, and only then did Li Erdan realize that he had
One hand was covering Ji Xinyu's mouth, and the other hand was accidentally placed where it shouldn't be.
sweat!
A black line suddenly appeared on Li Erdan's forehead. This time, his reputation as a pervert in Ji Xinyu's mind could not be cleared away.
"Listen to me, village chief, I really didn't mean it. You must not shout. If you shout, the people who are pretending to be evil will definitely be scared away, and our plan will be in vain." Li Erdan finished.
, quietly take away the hand that was placed where it shouldn't be.
Seeing that Ji Xinyu stopped struggling, Li Erdan felt relieved.
But just as Li Erdan took his hands away from Ji Xinyu's body, Ji Xinyu, who was angry and shy, grabbed one of Li Erdan's arms and bit it down hard.
"Ah..." He didn't expect that Ji Xinyu, a woman, would be so capable. Li Erdan almost couldn't help but scream.
"You are a dog, right?" Li Erdan whispered angrily.
"Hmph, who told you to let your dog's paws wander around?" Ji Xinyu replied without showing any signs of weakness.
As soon as he said this, Li Erdan was speechless, knowing that he could not make sense with this woman.
At this time, the sound of wolves crying and ghosts howling outside could be heard in my ears.
Damn you bastard, I'm going to take all my anger out on you this time.
After Li Erdan cursed secretly in his heart, he quietly walked under the Tukang and made a shushing gesture to the two women on the Tukang.
Seeing that the two women were silent, Li Erdan quietly walked to the window.
Xie Bao, who was pretending to be a ghost outside the window at the moment, was extremely happy at this moment. When Song Yuqin came to Naomo Village Primary School, Xie Bao had a crush on this beautiful girl. Last night, he pretended to be a ghost to scare Song Yuqin, and Song Yuqin's doors and windows were closed tightly.
Song Yuqin didn't open the door inside, and Xie Bao couldn't find any opportunities. It was a good day. Song Yuqin actually didn't close the window. Thinking that Song Yuqin would be frightened and fainted by herself in the future, she might be able to crawl into the room and accomplish good things. The more she thought about it, the more excited Xie Bao became.
, sitting under the wall, raising his neck and making strange noises.
At this moment, Li Erdan inside cursed loudly.
"You pretentious beast, let's see how I use my magic weapon today to subdue you, a lonely ghost like you."
As Li Erdan's voice fell, he suddenly threw the urinal with both hands along the wall.
"Wow."
"Oh my God." Xie Bao screamed with his mouth wide open. Who would have thought that Li Erdan would immediately prepare a basin of urine for him in the room.
"Wow, wow, Li Erdan, you little bastard, if you drink your fucking urine for me, you will die in a damn way."
"Wow wow..."
After being peed all over his body and having a lot of urine poured into his stomach, Xie Bao was immediately nauseated and vomited.
At this moment, Li Erdan jumped out of the room, holding a wooden pipe that had been prepared in advance, and struck Xie Bao's body with a beating.
"Xie Bao, you little beast, Teacher Song comes from a girl's family. She doesn't mind that our village is poor. She came to our village to work as a support teacher and gave dozens of children in the village the hope of going to school. It can be said that Teacher Song is our whole village.
A great benefactor to man.
You bastard, you actually used such a despicable way to scare Teacher Song. You almost scared Teacher Song. If Teacher Song runs away, you little bastard will be the sinner of the whole village. Today, I, Li Erdan, will represent the whole village.
, teach you a lesson, you beast."
The angry Li Erdan, after finishing his righteous words, picked up the wooden stick in his hand and beat him violently.
"Ouch, it hurts me so much. Li Erdan, if not Grandpa Li, please spare me." Holding his head, Xie Bao began to cry and howl for mercy.
At the same time, two beauties, Ji Xinyu and Song Yuqin, who knew that the outside was not a ghost but a human being, bravely walked out of the room. When they saw Xie Bao rolling on the ground begging for mercy, they were so angry that their teeth itched.
"Village chief, help me, Li Erdan is going to beat me to death."
Seeing Ji Xinyu and Song Yuqin, Xie Bao seemed to have seen a savior. He crawled up to Ji Xinyu and was just about to ask for mercy when he was kicked by Ji Xinyu.
"Xie Bao, you bastard, do you know that you are committing a crime by doing this? You still want to beg for mercy. Even if I beat you to death today, it will be unjust." Ji Xinyu reprimanded angrily.
"Ouch, it hurts me so much. Village Chief, have mercy on me, Teacher Song, have mercy on me. I was wrong. I will never dare to do it again." Angry Li Erdan, holding a wooden stick, slapped it on the ground like a rain of bananas.
On Xie Bao's body, Xie Bao let out screams like those of a slaughtered pig.
"Brother Li, please stop. If you continue to beat him like this, you will beat him to death." The soft-hearted Song Yuqin hurriedly grabbed Li Erdan's arm.
"Did you hear that, you beast? You treated Teacher Song like this, and Teacher Song even begged for mercy for you, a beast, and you said you can still be considered a human being?" After the angry Li Erdan finished his scolding, he gave Xie Bao two sticks.
"Oh, don't fight, I was wrong."
Facing Xie Bao's wailing, the soft-hearted Song Yuqin hugged Li Erdan again.
"Li Erdan, he has accepted his punishment, please spare him this time."
"Why don't you hurry up and run away if you wait so stupidly?" Ji Xinyu scolded angrily.
Ji Xinyu was also afraid. Li Erdan didn't know the depth of his attack and hit Xie Bao too hard. Then things would be difficult to handle.
After hearing Ji Xinyu's words, Xie Bao, who was lying on the ground, wished his parents would give him two more legs. He rolled on his back and crawled, and ran out of the village primary school in a state of embarrassment.
After Xie Bao left, Li Erdan, Ji Xinyu and Song Yuqin returned to the room again.
"You pervert, what are you still doing here? The ghost has caught you. You can go back to sleep." Ji Xinyu glared at Li Erdan and said.
"I said to the village chief, have you forgotten something?" Li Erdan looked very unhappy with Ji Xinyu's attitude.
"I forgot something." Ji Xinyu asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"I said to the village chief, today you put a shit basin on my body. Now that the culprit has been found, should you clear my name and apologize to me?" Li Erdan said.
"Apologise, you still want me to apologize to you. Where did you grab your dog's paw just now? This village chief didn't chop your dog's paw off. You still dare to ask me to apologize, you stinky scoundrel, I will kill you right now.
Chop off the dog's paws." Ji Xinyu suddenly became furious when she thought of Li Erdan's hand just now, and she rushed towards Li Erdan like a tigress.
"Can you please be reasonable? I didn't mean it just now."
But Ji Xinyu, who was so angry now, didn't listen to Li Erdan's explanation. Li Erdan saw that something was not going well, so he could only use the thirty-sixth plan and run away as the best option.