"Junior brother, I didn't expect that there could be such delicious food in this mountainous countryside. It's much more delicious than the junk food our brothers and sisters eat abroad."
As Shi Yongshan spoke, he added a piece of fat rabbit meat and put it in his mouth with a look of satisfaction on his face.
And just when Shi Yongshan put the fat meat in his mouth, he immediately found that the junior fellow apprentice Shi Yongshui opposite him was weird, his face was red from holding back, and he suddenly felt a little surprised.
“Junior brother, are you drinking too much? Just these few bottles of beer.
Your drinking capacity is not that bad, right?"
Shi Yongshan said with some disdain.
"Dudu..." A series of melodious fart sounds sounded. At this moment, everyone's eyes in the snack bar were focused on the two people.
Damn it! Shi Yongshan almost didn't open his mouth to curse, and glared at his junior brother fiercely, and finally understood why his junior brother's eyes were so weird just now.
"Junior brother, can you be more careful?
This is a hotel, it’s so embarrassing.”
Shi Yongshan said with some annoyance.
"Brother, you can't blame me. I don't know what's going on. Suddenly I feel like there's a lot of activity in my stomach. I want to hold it in, but I can't hold it in anymore."
Shi Yongshui kept his head down and said secretly, glancing at the other guests around, who were all looking at him and snickering. Shi Yongshui wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
Although farting is not a shameful thing, in some situations, it is really inappropriate.
And just when Shi Yongshui finished speaking shyly, he suddenly found that the expression on his senior brother's face suddenly became very strange.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?
You’re not drinking too much, are you?”
Shi Yongshan, who was looking at Shi Yongshan with a red face, looked extremely painful and tried hard to hold his breath.
But... "Dudududu..." A series of farts that were louder than Shi Yongshui sounded again melodiously.
At this time, all the guests in the room looked at the two people with even weirder expressions.
"Dudu..." "Dudu..." The qi smoothing medicine that Xie Bao and Xie Laoji gave the two people was a medicine for large livestock, cattle and horses. As long as the therapeutic effect is to treat gastric bloating and poor qi and blood,
The medicinal properties are several times more powerful than those taken by humans.
These medicines were added to the dishes by Xie Laoji, and the two meat-and-wine monks ate and drank. Now the effects of the medicine finally took effect, making the two of them somewhat uncontrollable.
"Beep, beep..." "Beep, beep..." In the next moment, a loud fart sound erupted from the bodies of the two meat-and-wine monks.
At first, the other guests in the room could calmly take it as a joke and snicker on the sidelines, but Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui kept making loud farts, which made the faces of the guests in the room darken.
These customers are basically workers at the construction site. Compared with those in the city, they are not so lucky and don't have as many things to do.
But even if you can tolerate it, if you are eating here and someone next to you keeps farting loudly, it will be uncomfortable.
Finally, a red-faced man couldn't bear it any longer. He stood up and glared at Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui.
"I'm asking you two, can you have some quality? If this is okay in other places, this is a restaurant, a place to eat. If you two fart so randomly, who can eat it?"
"That's right, isn't it just a fart?
If you hold it in, it will turn into a fart. Don't make any noise. Others can't care about you two. It's better for you two. I'm afraid that others won't know that you two fart loudly. We will obey you.
Not yet?
Please, please, please stop farting so loudly."
said a young man wearing glasses.
"coax!"
It was originally a very serious question, but when the man with glasses said this, it caused a burst of laughter from the people around him.
"Dudu..." "Dudu..." "Haha, little brother with glasses, did you hear that? You said these two, these two have already made a sound of dissatisfaction."
A strong man laughed and said.
"Damn it! Zhang Laosan, didn't you see that? You are not an ordinary person. You can even understand nonsense. You are really a talent."
Another big man at the same table said with a smile.
"Fuck you, uncle, you only know nonsense, who knows what these two bastards are talking about."
The strong man laughed and cursed.
"Beep..." "Beep..." The melodious fart sound resounded throughout the room again.
"Damn it! What's going on with you two? Is this going to end? Boss, where is the boss? Can you take care of it?"
The red-faced man shouted angrily.
Xie Bao, who was hiding in the corner, was already laughing at this moment. When he heard someone calling him, he suppressed his smile and walked up to Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui with a dark face.
"I said, brothers, you can't harm me like this. I run a restaurant here, and you two are making so much noise, how can you expect me to do business?"
Xie Bao forced himself to pretend to be dissatisfied and reprimanded.
When looking at the two senior brothers Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui, their faces were about to bury themselves in their chests. They were too embarrassed to raise their heads. Coupled with the chemical reaction in their stomachs, their expressions were extremely painful, not to mention how painful they were.
"Dudu..." "Dudu..." "Holy crap! I'm talking about you two. Let me ask you two, what's going on with you two farting like this? I haven't gone to school for a few years. Really?
I don’t understand your bullshit.”
Xie Bao shouted dissatisfied.
"Hahaha..." The room burst into laughter again.
"Boss, you are so funny. Even if I have been studying for nearly twenty years, I have never taken a course in fart language. In the whole world, I have heard of lip reading, sign language, and foreign languages.
The only thing I have never heard of is bullshit. May I ask, boss, what is bullshit talking about?"
The man with glasses laughed and said.
"Haha, Technician Wang, you are so ill-informed. If you want to learn nonsense, you can't ask the restaurant owner. You can ask those two."
The big man at the other table laughed.
In any case, although the people in the room were quite dissatisfied with Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui, the atmosphere was relatively joyful.
"Well, that boss, please pay us the bill quickly."
Shi Yongshan, who was blushing, was really embarrassed and didn't want to stay in the room for a minute.
"Oh! Thank you both. If you two hadn't left, all the customers in our store would have been driven away by your farts."
Xie Bao had an expression on his face that looked like he was chasing away the god of plague.
Let's talk about Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui, the dignified overseas Shaolin elders. Overseas and in Shaolin, except for the helmsman Shi Yonghu, who dares to humiliate these two people like this, even the big guys of the Black Chapter Party and some mercenary corps.
Boss, I saw two Shaolin elders who were very respectful. When have they been humiliated like this before?