Among the many small animals, big parrots are the most well-informed, so many small animals are more convinced by big parrots.
"Just now I bit one of them with a sneak attack, but when they were about to attack me the next moment, I felt the danger and they should kill me in one fell swoop.
You can be sure that even if we all go together, we will not be able to match these two people. The enemies coming this time are different from those before."
The big black dog said.
Hearing what the big black dog said, all the little animals suddenly fell silent.
"Dahei, you are the strongest among us. Even you are not an enemy with one move. It seems that for the enemies who come this time, we can only disgust them, or at most, hurt them.
"
Big Hairy Hamster shook his big fat head and said.
"Da Mao, Er Mao, in terms of knowledge, Big Parrot is the most knowledgeable here. In terms of power, Big Black Dog is the most powerful here. In terms of who has the most clever ideas, it must be you two guys. Let's talk about it.
, how can we injure these two enemies.
Commander Erdan is not here, so we all listen to you two."
said the boa constrictor.
Seeing many small animals, all their eyes fell on him. The two little hamsters, the big-haired one and the two-haired one, started shaking all of a sudden, looking very arrogant.
"You all mean this too?
Everyone obeys the command of me and Er Mao."
Da Mao said with great arrogance.
"Okay, the enemies are coming soon. Stop pretending. Believe it or not, I will kill you in one bite."
The white cat idiot glared at the two hamsters fiercely.
Rats and cats are natural enemies. Although Da Mao and Er Mao were the first younger brothers to follow Li Er Dan, they did not dare to make trouble due to the deterrent from their natural enemies.
"Ahem! Idiot, you are the most useless. Now stay aside, this hamster commander is going to issue military orders."
Da Mao pretended to be brave and said, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the big white cat just glared at him and was not really angry.
"Big python, now I give you a task to get me all your most poisonous disciples.
Even if these two enemies are very powerful, a few bites from your disciples and disciples will be enough for them."
Da Mao said.
"Okay, I'll go worry about my disciples now."
After taking the command, the big boa constrictor swung its thick body directly into the grass, and disappeared in the next moment.
"Parrots, white pigeons, and sparrows, you serve as aerial reconnaissance, ambush in the tree canopy along the road, report the enemy's situation at any time, and report the information to the headquarters as soon as possible.
By the way, we will also send out a forward observation post to the entrance of the village to wait for the return of our commander. If nothing else happens, our commander will be back today or tomorrow. We must tell our commander Erdan the situation of the enemy as soon as possible and call us Erdan.
Commander Egg is prepared."
Da Mao ordered again.
"Eagle, call your brothers here. You eagles are considered attacking birds and can disturb the enemy. Remember, our enemy is very powerful. I don't expect you to really hurt the enemy.
All I ask is that you can harass the enemy, and be sure to ensure your own safety."
“Big Black Bear, you’re a foodie, aren’t you very familiar with the bees in our mountains?
There are clothes in the commander's room, you go steal a big hornet's nest, wrap it in clothes, and then let the two enemies have a taste of our bee bombs."
The two little hamsters, Da Mao and Er Mao, were like two generals at this time, sending orders one after another to many small animals, and many small animals took the orders one by one and began to take action.
Not to mention the two little hamsters with big hair and two hairs, who were giving orders and waiting for the arrival of the enemy. Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui, who had unzipped his trouser pockets, ran to the mountain and immediately found the grass and started to fight.
Pulled wildly.
"Brother, do you think it was the small restaurant in the village that poisoned us? Otherwise, with our prefecture-level cultivation, how could we have diarrhea so easily?"
Shi Yongshuang said out of breath.
"It shouldn't be possible. The restaurant owner has no grudges against us. At most, their ingredients are unhygienic or broken."
Shi Yongshan said with a long sigh.
"Senior brother, I can't do it anymore, I'm here again."
Shi Yong was stunned when he just lifted up his pants. After shouting, he quickly found the grass and started to take off his pants.
"Damn it! I can't do it either."
Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui also suffered the same fate.
The actions of Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui were all within the knowledge of the forward observation posts.
On a pine tree not far away from the two people, Ermao, a hamster riding an eagle, saw this scene, with a trace of human sneer on his plump face.
"Eagle, this is a good opportunity. Notify your brothers immediately and take advantage of the opportunity of these two enemies to poop to sneak attack them."
As soon as Er Mao's order was given, the eagle under him immediately roared twice.
As the eagle's voice fell, dozens of eagles instantly flew out from the trees, aiming straight for Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui, who were taking advantage of the situation.
"Holy crap! Damn dead birds, you are looking for death."
"I'll kill you all."
Almost at the same time, Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui, a pair of miserable brothers, were both attacked by eagles.
Under normal circumstances, if two masters of earth-level cultivation were to suffer such a small attack, they would definitely not be able to hurt either of them. But the sad thing is that at this time, both of them were in a hurry, and it was inconvenient to move.
The attack from the Shangying Eagle was so sudden that the two masters were left scrambling and exhausted.
On Shi Yongshan's head, a piece of skin was picked off by an eagle's talon, and bright red blood flowed from the top of his head.
Shi Yongshui's experience was not much worse than that of Shi Yongshan. He was so angry that he stood up directly, but he forgot that at this time, his pants were half hanging on his calves. After standing up, he wanted to catch up with a escaping animal.
The eagle, but his legs were mixed with his own pants, and a dog came to grab the shit. Just as Shi Yongshan lay on the ground, another eagle seized this rare opportunity and tore hard at Shi Yongshan's butt.
Next piece of meat.
"ah!"
Shi Yongshan couldn't help but let out a scream.
Er Mao, who was on the tree, was already laughing when he saw this scene.
"Bai Ge, come here and go back to the headquarters immediately to tell Da Mao that we won the first battle and severely damaged the enemy. Also tell Da Mao that our enemies should all have diarrhea for some reason. This is an opportunity that we can take advantage of.
Notify the big black dog and ask him to bring all the dogs and wolves under him. The purpose is not to hurt the enemy. The two enemies with diarrhea must not be asked to squat down. As long as they squat down, they will be attacked.
If you dare to go against our Commander Erdan, I will make you two bastards poop in your pants pockets today."