"Master, master, senior brother, look at it quickly."
As soon as Shi Yongshui finished praising senior brother Shi Yongshan, his expression suddenly froze and he was already stammering when he spoke.
"What are you looking at?
You can't even speak clearly anymore, just look at the sky, and soon those smelly birds in the sky will attack you again, and you will cry."
Shi Yongshan muttered dissatisfiedly, but the next moment, Shi Yongshan's expression froze, just like Shi Yongshui's.
"Holy shit!"
A curse word burst out from Shi Yongshan's mouth, and at this moment, a bunch of nonsense blurted out from Shi Yongshan's mouth.
At this time, he saw a dozen pairs of green eyes, more than ten meters away from the two people, staring at the two people fiercely. Walking in the front was a big black dog and a dozen wild wolves on the mountain.
Black Dog's younger brother.
Behind the big black dog and wild wolf, there were more than twenty local dogs, all of them watching eagerly.
"Oh my God, what on earth is this place?
Dogs and wolves are so mixed together?
How on earth did that little bastard Li Erdan live in such an environment?"
Shi Yongshui cursed angrily.
Logically speaking, if two masters of prefecture-level cultivation can deal with a few wolves and a dozen local dogs, there will be no problem at all.
The key is that the two people were given laxatives by Mr. Xie and his son, and now their stomachs are growling. If the two people lift up their pants, they will immediately pull up their crotches. But if they don't lift up their pants, there will be more than a dozen eagles above their heads, and there are more in front of them.
So many wolves and wild dogs.
The method that Shi Yongshan came up with just now is to use stones to look at the eagle in the sky. This method is indeed good, but now the two masters are a bit incapable of attacking from above and below.
"Ouch!"
Just as the two of them were stunned, the goshawk above their heads suddenly swooped down, and a strong wind hit them. More than a dozen eagles attacked the brothers Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui almost at the same time.
And at the same time, after the big black dog barked twice, more than a dozen wild wolves and more than twenty local dogs rushed towards us from all directions.
"Junior brother, don't worry so much. Just pull your pants and find a place to take a shower later."
At the critical moment, Shi Yongshan made the most difficult decision in his life, pulled up his pants and prepared to fight the big black dogs.
When Shi Yongshui received his senior brother's order, he pulled up his pants with a grimace.
"Damn it, I'm so angry, I'm going to kill you today."
The two masters were completely angry. After roaring angrily, they rushed towards the big black dog and many wild wolves like crazy.
"Brothers, the wind is tight and the wind is blowing."
Having accomplished their goal, they asked the two dangerous masters to pull down their pants. The big black dog didn't want to fight, and after roaring, he immediately turned around and ran away.
"If you want to run away, you beasts, not a single one of you can escape today. I will kill you all."
Two dignified earth-level cultivation masters, the top beings in the world, were bullied by a group of beasts and had their pants pulled down. This kind of useless thing has made the two masters red-eyed. They didn't care about the heat in their pants pockets and went crazy.
Rushing towards the big black dog and a group of brothers.
As the saying goes, even an awesome guy can't stand up to three weaklings. If we go by the normal speed, the speed of these two masters, Shi Yongshan and Shi Yongshui, can at least kill a few dogs or wolves.
However, the two people's legs were weak due to diarrhea, and the eagle in the sky was still harassing them, which slowed down the two people a lot. Although they chased desperately, neither dog could catch up.
At this moment, Shi Yongshui suddenly let out a scream.
"ah!"
At the same time, Shi Yongshan also suffered the same fate and let out a miserable scream.
The two of them looked down and were stunned. They saw densely packed venomous snakes in the grass on the ground, with as many as hundreds of them.
"No, senior brother, these snakes are poisonous."
Shi Yongshui shouted.
At this moment, both people's expressions changed drastically.
Although both of them are masters of earth-level cultivation, they are not invulnerable to all poisons. The poisonous snakes in front of them are enough to threaten the lives of two people.
"Junior brother, run quickly."
While Shi Yongshan was speaking, he took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms and put a few pills into his mouth.
The two of them have developed overseas in recent years. The overseas Shaolin training base is in the deep mountains and grasslands of Africa. They often encounter poisonous insects and beasts, and all of them have antidote elixirs.
Faced with life-threatening situations, the two masters used their fastest speed and escaped from the circle of poisonous snakes in an instant.
At this time, the legs of both people were riddled with bites from poisonous snakes.
"Junior brother, although these venomous snakes are not very venomous, we have also taken antidote pills, but we must also find a safe place to practice our energy and cure the poison."
Shi Yongshan said with a gloomy face.
"Senior brother, look at what's going on there. If we climb up that huge rock, these dogs and wolves won't be able to harass us."
Shi Yongshui pointed not far away and said.
A few dozen meters away from the two people, there was a raised hill. There was a huge boulder on the hill, which was three to four meters high. It was absolutely safe to sit on the boulder.
After the two people made a decision, they immediately rushed towards the hill and jumped directly onto the boulder on the hill.
On top of this boulder, the view is very wide. You don't have to worry about attacks from big black dogs. You only need to be careful about the eagles in the sky.
"Junior brother, I will protect you. Please take care of the snake venom on your legs. After you finish processing, you will protect me."
Shi Yongshan's "Beware of the Sky" theory.
"Okay senior brother."
Without further ado, Shi Yongshui took out a small transparent potion from his arms and prepared to clean the wound bitten by the snake.
These potions are foreign high-tech products, specially designed to clean poisonous insect bites. As long as you clean them and take detoxification pills, there will basically be no major problems.
At this moment, two goshawks suddenly flew over in the sky. Both of these goshawks had walking bags in their talons. Shi Yongshan, who was on guard, suddenly became nervous when he saw this scene.
Damn it, are all these birds sperm?
What do they hold in their claws?
While Shi Yongshan was guessing, the two goshawks in the sky suddenly released their sharp claws, and the two bags instantly fell down.
Shi Yongshui, who was cleaning the wound, also saw this scene and said nervously.
"Brother, these birds won't be dropping bombs, right? If such a big bomb can blow us up, should we run away?"
"You fucking pig brains. Even if these eagles have become sperms, where do they get bombs from? Don't worry, these stinky eagles can't do any tricks. Let's just stay here and see if they can kill us."
How about it."
Shi Yongshan snorted disdainfully.
And just as Shi Yongshan's disdainful voice fell, the two cloth bags in the sky fell beside the two people.
As soon as the cloth bag landed, I instantly remembered the buzzing sound that made my scalp numb.
Seeing this scene, the two brothers were so frightened that their faces turned as pale as paper.