Chapter 0997 Lying on the ground to school dog barking
As the protagonist, Li Erdan didn't care at all about Zhang Zhandong's ridicule, and was completely immersed in excitement and anxiety.
The reason why I was excited and worried was entirely because the situation of my grandson was almost the same as that of my three apprentices.
My three precious apprentices, Xiao Jiu, Xiao Ling'er, and Xiang Yu, all have incredible qualifications. They are all the same as the young man in front of me. They all fell into a coma inexplicably on the night of the nine stars.
The important thing is that after he rescued these three precious apprentices, these three precious apprentices gave him a relatively heaven-defying ability.
What Xiaojiu gave himself was a rare attribute of lightning. Although he has not discovered any powerful functions yet, but combined with the magic weapon he just obtained, the Lightning Wind Chasing Boots, it can be considered a powerful function.
The ability that Xiao Ling'er gave himself is even more incredible. He can repair his own injuries on his own. As long as Xiao Ling'er's little green star is there, and as long as he doesn't die, he can basically repair his injuries as before.
The ability Xiang Yu has given himself, so far, has only revealed a strong defensive ability. When he is severely injured, he will bend over himself to form a layer of defensive armor to strengthen his defense.
And if the young man in front of him, the old grandson, is in the same situation as his three precious apprentices, wouldn't he have to give himself a new ability?
This is why Li Erdan feels excited and anxious.
However, Li Erdan didn't want to care about it, but Xiaodoudou, who came with Li Erdan, saw this hateful guy in front of him despising his father so much. Xiaodoudou's big eyes started to twitch.
"Dad, Dad, this uncle's mouth is so stinky. His words are as smelly as farts. It stinks so much to Xiao Doudou. This stinky uncle, can you please stop farting in the room?"
Xiaodoudou pinched her little nose in an exaggerated manner, and she looked so cute.
"You..." Zhang Zhandong was immediately furious.
It's a coincidence that Zhang Zhandong really has bad breath due to physical reasons. Usually when colleagues in the hospital see him, they intentionally keep a distance from him. However, because of Zhang Zhandong's status in the hospital, his
This problem has never been mentioned by anyone, but now that Xiao Doudou said it, he suddenly became furious and glared at Xiao Doudou fiercely.
"Wow! Dad, look, this uncle's eyes are so scary. Do you still want to bully me, a little girl?
You stinky guy, it’s just that your medical skills are not as good as my father’s. You don’t know how to be humble and study, and you still fart here. If you can’t treat my brother on the bed, that’s because you don’t have the ability. It doesn’t mean that my father can also treat you.
The brother in bed is not good, let me ask you, what if my father cures this brother?"
With one hand pinching Xiao Doudou's waist, the other hand pointed at Zhang Zhandong with disdain and scolded.
"You..." Zhang Zhandong never expected that such a four or five-year-old girl in front of him could be so sharp-tongued.
"Humph! It really proves that sentence. The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. I am a little liar, and the younger ones are so uneducated."
Zhang Zhandong snorted coldly and said.
"You say my father is a liar?
Then let me ask you, what if my father heals my brother on the bed?"
Xiaodoudou asked angrily.
"Just because this little liar can cure this patient well, if he can cure this patient well, I will kneel in front of him and worship him as my teacher."
Zhang Zandong answered almost without hesitation.
"Tch! With your qualifications and character, you still want to be my father's disciple. You are worthy. My father will not accept a disciple who farts casually. Let's make a bet. If my father
After treating this little brother, you can kneel down in the hospital corridor and crawl around like a dog barking. Do you dare?"
Xiaodoudou said sarcastically.
"Hmph! Just bet, what dare I not do? With this little liar, I can still treat this patient well. I bet you, if I lose, I will lie down in the corridor and imitate the barking of dogs, but you
What if we can’t treat the patient on the bed?”
Zhang Zhandong snorted coldly.
"Although my father will never lose, in order to put your stinky guy at ease, I promise you that as long as my father loses, we, father and daughter, can do whatever you want."
Xiaodoudou said confidently.
"Huh! Okay, then it's settled."
Zhang Zandong snorted coldly and agreed immediately.
No one knows the patient on the bed better than Zhang Zhandong. In Zhang Zhandong's opinion, the old grandson is already worthy of the death penalty, and even if the gods come, they cannot save him.
At this moment, Zhang Zhandong was already thinking about how he could humiliate such two big and small liars.
Tell these two liars to get out of the hospital?
No, it's too cheap for these two liars.
Put a sign on each of these two liars, with the words "I am a liar" written on the sign?
Invite everyone in the entire hospital to watch?
Yes, this method is good. I am simply a genius, so I did it like this. I immediately asked these two liars to parade through the streets with a big sign saying that I am a liar, letting everyone know what happens if they offend me, Zhang Zhandong.
Zhang Zhandong was thinking happily about how he would parade Li Erdan and Xiaodoudou through the streets after he won. Suddenly, a soft groan came from the hospital bed.
"Ahem!"
Although the sound of this slight cough was not loud, to Lao Ga Liao, it was like the sound of nature.
"My little catfish, are you awake?
You scared grandpa to death."
The old man shouted excitedly.
"How can this be?"
Looking at the patient on the hospital bed, who had opened his eyes and was struggling to get up, Zhang Zhandong was suddenly stunned.
Little Catfish, the grandson of Lao Ga, has been hospitalized for nearly a week. Over these days, Zhang Zandong, as Little Catfish's attending doctor, can be said to have thought of countless ways to wake the patient up again, but to no avail.
No matter what I tried, the little catfish never responded.
But now, the patient wakes up in front of him alive.
Moreover, Zhang Zhandong's eyes never left Li Erdan. Li Erdan didn't do anything at all, he just pinched the little catfish's veins, and the little catfish woke up like a miracle.
"Grandpa, where am I?"
The little catfish on the bed had just woken up, his eyes full of confusion.
"My precious grandson, you have been in coma for almost a week. You scared grandpa. If something happens to you, what hope will my old man have in this world?"
At this moment, I was so excited that I burst into tears.
"Great, great, brother wakes up, dad wins, and I can see this stinky uncle crawling on the ground and learning to bark like a dog."