1051 may be inappropriate for children! (First update!)
I said that on the way here I had been haunted by the fact that I would meet such a woman with evil nature.
In fact, Chu Ling, who had a lot of fun along the way, became really obsessed after Chen Yiqing revealed the most private things. But because she was the only one who accompanied the old lady, she had to leave everything behind.
No distractions, cheer up and take good care of your ancestors first.
Chu Ling found that when they walked into this small village, the villagers they met greeted Chen Yiqing politely and gave way to her naturally. It seemed that she had a high prestige here.
, it is simply not comparable to ordinary magic sticks.
Chen Yiqing lives in a small courtyard, the kind of courtyard that can be recorded in the ancient architectural culture of the Republic of China. In the courtyard paved with blue bricks, there are several flower trees that Chu Ling cannot name. Under the flower trees are placed
There is a small square table with three small mats placed next to it. There is also a mud-red teapot and four teacups of the same color on the small square table.
Under the window sill on the east side of the small courtyard, there is a stone trough. There are a few small fish swimming around in it, and a few black swallows. Standing at the door of the west wing, they are chirping. I don’t know who is in the village.
An old cow in our house let out a long moo, which not only did not arouse people's disgust, but actually made people's hearts that were a little dry in this world suddenly feel cool...
"Oh, it's really a place where masters live in paradise. There is a fairy atmosphere everywhere, which is much better than the Prince's Mansion where we live." Old Mrs. Chu stood in the courtyard and took a deep breath with a contented look on her face.
In the tone of Chen Yiqing's "please sit down" gesture, she sat on a small pony.
"Besides myself, there is no one else at home." Chen Yiqing smiled apologetically, picked up the teapot and filled a glass of water for Mrs. Chu.
Looking at the four teacups on the small square table, Chu Ling, who had been silent, became energetic again. She pointed at the teacups and asked Chen Yiqing: "Master Chen, when grandma and I got off the car, I saw you on the side of the road, and
I see you've made tea here. Did you expect us to come? But what I don't understand is why there are four teacups here. Is there another guest coming, or you didn't calculate correctly?
Forget about one person?"
"Yes, before you got on the plane, I figured out that you were coming." Chen Yiqing smiled and said: "There are no other guests here this morning, just you two. I put an extra teacup because
It will come in handy later."
"The more you talk about it, the more amazing it becomes." Chu Ling swallowed and murmured: "What is this extra tea cup used for...Hey, Master Chen, can you teach me how to count with your fingers?
Ability? This is so amazing, if I knew it, I would definitely confuse many people."
Chen Yiqing put down the teapot and smiled: "What's so special about this? It's just the simplest 'Li Gua' in the Book of Changes. It's like I can see it from your face..."
"Stop, stop, can we stop bringing up this issue?" Chu Ling knew that Chen Yiqing was going to bring up her first kiss again, so she quickly waved her hand, ignoring grandma's complaining look, and asked directly: "You said you could have done it earlier.
We are coming today, so we are waiting by the roadside. I believe you. You said you can figure out my grandma’s identity, and I believe this too. But I still want to ask you again, if you can figure out the identity of my grandma when we come here this time.
What are you doing not for?"
"Apart from the fact that the whereabouts of your third brother Chu Yang has made the old lady anxious, what else is worthy of her traveling all the way to this remote country?" Chen Yiqing didn't even look at Chu Ling, and raised the tea cup in her hand to the old lady Chu.
The man made a gesture of invitation, took a shallow sip, and then continued: "And I have prepared my rituals early this morning, and I am going to follow you to find Hua Manyu in southern Hebei."
If it weren't for sitting on the pony, Chu Ling would have been shocked and squatted on the ground after Chen Yiqing said these two things. She was stunned for a while before murmuring: "It's so amazing, so amazing."
Oh my god, now I finally believe it, so can you guess that I want to find someone to blackmail you... Ahem, this tea must be Anxi Tieguanyin, right? It smells so good."
In fact, not only Chu Ling was extremely shocked by Chen Yiqing's divine calculation, but even Mrs. Chu, who admired her extremely, had a look of disbelief on her face.
Although she used to be very superstitious about Master Chen, she had never met him in person, and all her admiration came from hearsay.
Even when she saw Chen Yiqing waiting for her after getting off the car and told her that Chu Ling was being kissed, Mrs. Chu didn't feel as shocked as she did at this time, but after all, she is an old man with rich life experience.
, naturally she would not be shocked like Chu Ling and speak out the dirty thoughts in her heart, but just suppress the excitement in her heart (after hearing Chen Yiqing say that she had packed her bags and followed them to Jinan, the old lady knew that this time she
But I have come to the right place. I have solved a big problem for the useless old and young men of the Chu family. Can you not be excited?) asked Chu Ling: "Ling'er, what did you just say that you wanted to find someone to hack Master Chen?"
Yes, what is black?"
"Dirty means that, so, so, so, so, so." How dare Chu Ling tell the old lady what he was saying. When he was trying to find an excuse to excuse her, Chen Yiqing, who could understand her thoughts, spoke again: "Chu Ling
Because I saw through her little secret, I wanted to find someone to make me disappear from this world. But don’t take it too seriously, old lady, she won’t do that because she doesn’t dare.”
You can say that the young masters of those aristocratic families do not dare to deal with aliens, but never say that he (she) does not dare to deal with a goddess stick... Just like Chu Ling now, after hearing what Chen Yiqing said, she was completely
He subconsciously slapped the table, widened his eyes, and shouted in a low voice with a sinister look on his face: "Hey, you said I don't dare!?"
I think back when Chu Ling was at the Jinghua Night Market, she relied on some Sanda skills she learned to beat up several local gangsters until they cried for their parents and cried for their mothers. How could she care about a little goddess stick?
What's more, outside the small courtyard, there are countless local special police who are waiting there attentively. As long as Little Princess Chu makes a high-decibel scream here, they will definitely carry Type 95 automatic rifles and pull her away.
The military dog kicked open the door as fast as it could and broke in, beating the ungrateful Chen Yiqing to death a hundred times.
It was precisely because he had so much confidence that Chu Ling took it for granted and got angry by slamming the table.
After seeing her granddaughter lose her temper, Mrs. Chu did not scold her this time, but pretended to be temporarily deaf and sat aside because she also wanted to know why Chen Yiqing said this.
Chen Yiqing didn't even raise her eyelids after Chu Ling got angry. She just took another sip of tea and then said slowly: "I said you don't dare, so you don't."
"Haha, don't think that just because my grandma asks for help from you, you feel that you have support." When Chu Ling saw the old lady acting like a fool, she immediately understood what the ancestor meant, so she sneered repeatedly: "
Then tell me, why do I dare not hack you? But I don’t want to hear you come up with those clichés about how you are a legal citizen and protected by law. It’s best if it’s the kind that convinces me. Otherwise, it’s okay.
I dare not touch you for now, but if you take the chance, you will regret offending me!"
"Such a big princess airs." Seeing Chu Ling's aggressive attitude, Chen Yiqing also sneered and gently put the tea cup in her hand on the table: "Ha, but I don't blame you, because you don't know my stomach at all.
She is pregnant with Chu Yang’s son. But now you know that, if you dare to threaten me like this in the future, then don’t blame me for telling Chu Yang and letting him deal with you."
There was a sound... Before Chen Yiqing could finish these words, the teacup in the hands of Mrs. Chu, who was pretending to be deaf and dumb, fell to the ground and broke into several pieces, and Chu Ling also opened her mouth and said...
Stunned like a chicken.
But Chen Yiqing acted as if nothing was wrong. She placed the extra tea cup in front of the old lady and filled it with water: "Old man, please drink some water first and let me explain it to you slowly."
Damn it, this person is really evil. I remember just now she said that this tea cup is useful. It turns out that she was sure that my grandma would drop one... Chu Ling, who was stunned for a while, cursed in her heart.
At the end of the sentence, Mrs. Chu spoke: "Chen, Master Chen, I didn't seem to hear clearly what you just said. Can you say it to me again?"
Chen Yiqing nodded, but before she started to explain, she glanced at Chu Ling, who had just calmed down, and said lightly: "What I say next may be inappropriate for children. I wonder if Sister Chu Ling can go out for some fresh air.
Appreciate the unique ancient architecture of Chen Clan Ancestral Hall?"
Miss Chu Ling, who usually found the road too narrow to swing her arms when walking in Beijing, almost burst into tears after hearing Chen Yiqing use the bloody excuse "not suitable for children" to avoid her. If it weren't for Chu
The old lady stood up and pushed her toward the door of the courtyard. She would definitely not care whether she was a master or not. She would give her a few slaps on the left, right, and right, instead of walking out of this transparent room with her mouth pouted and an unhappy look on her face.
A small courtyard with evil nature.
The moment he closed the courtyard door, the irritability in Chu Ling's heart miraculously disappeared, and was replaced by a kind of relaxation and joy that he had never experienced before. He looked up at the blue sky that seemed to be very high, and then looked at the twists and turns.
She could not help but walk along the bluestone street towards the village as she heard the play of naughty children and the sounds of domestic animals in her ears.
As Chu Ling expected, there were at least dozens of plainclothes male and female special policemen 'lurking' outside the village of Chen Clan Ancestral Hall. After they saw Little Princess Chu walking towards the village along the bluestone street, they immediately lurked at the village.
An absolutely safe protective circle was formed a hundred meters around her, but even so, she was secretly worried that someone's dog would suddenly jump out and scare her.
Fortunately, I don’t know whether it was because of Chu Ling’s outburst of personality or because the dogs and cats in Chen Clan Ancestral Hall were very hospitable. Anyway, during the time she walked around the village for more than an hour, she was not alone except for those little ones with runny noses.
The child coaxed away a wad of banknotes by saying "Pretty sister" several times without any accidents.