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1188 a joke

1188A joke! (Second update!)

Hera is truly the number two person on Mount Olympus.

For such a powerful woman, what kind of handsome guy she wants is definitely a matter of one sentence.

However, the children's thoughts are very pure, and they have always disdained being associated with naughty children like Athena, so she has always been the image of a saint in people's minds.

But now, Chu Yang actually said that she was the heroine in the TV show just now. It would be strange if she wasn't angry: "Explain, bastard, what did you say?"

After a woman is angry with a man, half of them will stretch out their nails to scratch the man. This kind of woman generally belongs to the type of woman who is easy to settle down with a small amount of money. She has no lofty ideals. Her biggest wish is to find a man and live happily ever after.

Live your own little life happily...The representative is Zhou Shuhan, that night is bright.

But some girls don't bother to take risks with their nails. They prefer to vent their anger with slaps. Such women are not satisfied with the status quo. They always want to compete with God.

, a typical strong woman...represented by Chai Murong and Hua Manyu.

And Hera is the kind of girl who digs people's faces with her nails when she gets angry. After cursing, she stretched out her right hand and scratched Chu Yang's pretty face.

"Damn, it's serious." Chu Yang, who was pretending to be crazy, really didn't expect that Hera would use her nails to dig at him. He was so frightened that he quickly grabbed the wrist of that hand and slammed it into his arms.

Immediately, Hera groaned softly and fell into his arms with a thud. Then the two arms of a certain man wrapped their arms around her waist, covered her chest with both hands, and gently

The ### got up.

"You, please let go of me." Hera shouted. Just as she was about to break away, her whole body suddenly trembled, and ### began to get wet quickly.

What's wrong with me... Hera closed her eyes after struggling feebly for a while. The illusion of falling into the warm warm pool water made her feel lazy all over, unwilling to move at all.

I want to spend my whole life with my eyes closed like this until I die.

However, Chu Yang obviously didn't want to give her this chance. This guy was really an out-and-out villain.

After pulling Hera into his arms, Chu Yang just wanted to use his special skills to tease this woman, but his nose, which was more sensitive than a hound, immediately smelled the smell of the violent release of female hormones.

Then he understood what was going on. He quietly put his right hand between the legs of the woman in his arms, and secretly praised in his heart: This is really weird. I just pinched her a few times and she was completely wet.

.Stunning thing, stunning thing, the excitement point is so low, there is no sense of conquest at all.

Why are men often synonymous with "fuck"?

Because they always require their women to be honest and abide by women's ethics, but at the same time, they don't want to hook up with other people's wives all the time.

Men all hope that beautiful girls will take the initiative to throw themselves into their arms, but once they meet someone who is easy to get along with, they immediately feel no sense of conquest... just like Mr. Chu is doing now.

Oh, man, damn man, I really don’t know what to say about you!

Although Mr. Chu is a typical representative of a fucked-up man, he is not the kind of dog that bites a bone and spits it out.

Since she hadn't said a few words, Hera was so paralyzed. With that strong meaning of love and love, Chu Yang had made up his mind. If he let this opportunity go, he was really afraid that what would happen if he said it out in the future.

It won't do to let Gu Mingchuang, the pervert, laugh at his stuff.

Therefore, even he himself didn’t know why Chu Yang, who was so attracted to girls, half-heartedly had sex with Hera under Hera’s low moans...



After a long, long time, Hera's perfect Dong body stopped trembling with joy and returned to snow-white from pink. At this time, Chu Yang had already smoked the "cigarette afterward".

"Alas." Although the clothes were on the floor of the sofa, Hera could reach them, but she didn't want to take them. She just lay lazily on the sofa and sighed lazily, with her starry eyes half-opened.

Looking at Chu Yang, he said lazily: "You, why haven't you left yet?"

Stretching out his right index finger and pinching the towering red cherry on Hera's left, Chu Yang tilted his head and replied: "There are comfortable sofas here, my favorite wine, good TV programs, and you.

Such a beauty, why should I leave here?"

Hera raised her hand, as if she wanted to slap Chu Yang, but she did not raise it. She just asked: "Aren't you afraid that King Zeus will kill you?"

Lifting Hera's left leg and taking it off his body, Chu Yang picked up the half bottle of white wine, raised his head and took a sip, and said lightly: "If he wanted to kill me, he wouldn't kill me at all.

If I brought you here, I might have gone to the Western Paradise. A smart person like you wouldn't understand such a simple truth, right?"

With her private parts so nakedly exposed in front of Chu Yang, Hera subconsciously closed her legs and curled up: "Then tell me, why doesn't King Zeus kill you?"

"If he doesn't kill me, maybe I'm of some use to him?" Chu Yang put down the wine bottle, stood up from the sofa, and walked to the bathroom: "Come here and take a shower together."

"I don't..." When Hera said this, she sat up from the sofa as if she was possessed. She slowly stretched out her left foot first, and then waited until both feet were on the ground.

Holding on to the sofa with one hand, he slowly stood up, his movements so cautious, as if there were a large number of landmines buried under his feet.

Yesterday, after suffering a heavy blow from someone Chu, Hera, after waking up, made an "eagle strike into the sky" action towards Chu Yang, trying to take away her first love.

The devil tore the corpse into thousands of pieces.

But in the end, she was thrown almost to death, all because ###'s body was severely injured.

So, when she couldn't help but follow Chu Yang to the bathroom, the first thing that came to her mind was to prevent the same feeling from yesterday from happening again.

If there was pain, maybe Hera would feel better. At least the pain could always offset some of the guilt.

But what made Hera very embarrassed and angry was that after she walked seven or eight steps on the ground with her toes, not only did she not feel any pain from that place, but she also felt a desire for comfort.

Me, how did I become so evil... Hera, whose heart was pounding, slowly walked into the bathroom and looked at Chu's strong body under the shower head.

#, but there was liquid flowing out again, which made her hate her uncontrollable physiological needs. She pinched her thigh hard and turned around to go out.

"Come back, I have something to tell you." Chu Yang raised his hand, grabbed Hera's hair, and took her under the shower with just a gentle tug.

Chu Yang always likes to use cold water when taking a bath, because he always feels that when a person takes a bath, his defense is relatively weak. At this time, he must use cold water to keep himself awake at all times to deal with possible emergencies.

some kind of danger.

So after Hera was dragged under the shower head by him and the cold water was sprinkled on her hot body, she immediately shuddered. The alluring crimson color immediately flashed away, and her mind quickly sobered up.

You can hear Chu Yang's voice: "When I was single, when I had that unbearable feeling in the middle of the night, I had to get up and take a cold shower."

"Well, it seems that I have to get used to taking cold baths like this in the future." With her back pressed against Chu Yang's strong chest, Hera raised her chin with her eyes closed and opened her mouth, letting the cold water fill her up.

After the mouth, then flowed along the chin to the chest, along the flat belly, slowly extinguishing the fire that was rising in that place.

Maybe because he felt guilty towards Hera, Chu Yang, a usually stingy guy, actually took the initiative to rub her back gently: "Before we get down to business, I have a very nice joke. Do you want to listen to it?"

?”

In the past, when Hera was taking a bath, a maid would serve her tenderly every time. A girl's hands were destined to be gentle. After touching her body, it was said to be much more comfortable than Chu's calloused hands.

But when Chu Yang's hands like steel files rubbed Hera's body, she felt a kind of comfort that she had never experienced before, and murmured: "What's the joke?"

"Hey, it's about a rich girl from an island country. When she went to take a bath in a hot spring in China, she specially found a local hunk to give her a bath."

Someone from Chu wrapped his left hand around Hera's waist and rubbed the two lumps back and forth, but his right hand gently pinched her ###'s buttocks: "Just when the rich girl from the island country secretly praised the strong man for his skill in bathing.

Suddenly, she felt a pain down there... Oops, she soon understood what was going on."

Hera, who seemed to be dreaming again, grabbed Chu Yang's left hand with both hands and pressed it a little harder. She said in a dreamy and easy-going voice: "Oh, I know, is it the macho man who gave him that, that..."

"Yes, the local hunk stuffed a few handfuls into her."

Hera was thin-skinned, so she was naturally embarrassed to say this, but Mr. Chu didn't care about this and continued: "The rich girl from the island country was furious, turned around and asked sharply, 'What kind of work?', the macho man replied, 'You can also rub it inside.

It’s hard work, ha, ha, ha!”

After telling this very dirty joke, Chu Yang thought that Hera would call him a gangster in a serious voice, but she didn't expect that she would ask: "You, can you rub your insides for me too?"

After hearing Hera say these words, Chu Yang almost fell to the ground: "Damn it, Gu Mingchuang's grandson has always told me that all superficially serious women are all boring cowards, and I still

I never believed it, but now, I finally believe it.”

Ever since Hera, an older young man, had tasted that kind of thing, and after everyone knew that she had this kind of relationship with Chu Yang, she seemed to have completely thought about it. She didn't care whether Chu agreed or not, so she grabbed him with her backhand.

What? Then he raised his right leg high and stepped on the bathroom wall.

I don’t know if this is considered as the overlord’s forced bow... In desperation, Chu Yang, who was not very opposed to this kind of thing, had to follow Hera’s wishes and slowly started to move.

Hera moaned softly: "Yes, yes, that's it. This will allow me to enjoy the taste of happiness more truly. If you do it quickly and hard, then I will faint because of my excitement.

too low."


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