The weather is getting colder, so don’t forget to put on more clothes when you go out. I wish you all a happy Monday!
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A man stood in front of colorful women's clothing and told the waiter: He wanted to buy these for himself.
As long as you are a normal person, you will feel that something is wrong, right?
Things that go against the norm always make people feel weird and incredible.
So, when the two waitresses heard what Chu Yang said, they were stunned. One of them muttered "pervert" and then turned around and left.
The other one, on the other hand, didn't seem to care much about this. He looked at Chu Yang's face with a smile and said, "Sir, it turns out you are a fan of 'gay'? Tsk, tsk, I didn't expect you Orientals to be so bold now.
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Chu Yang didn't bother to explain anything, he just tilted his head impatiently and asked: "Why, do you not sell to people like us?"
"Oh, sir, you misunderstood. I don't have the discriminatory mentality of Elishava (another waiter). Anyone who comes to our mall is a god." The waitress quickly shrugged, spread her hands and said: I don't
I don't mind if you are a 'gay' or a pervert, anyway, as long as you pay me.
Chu Yang snorted with his nostrils. He was about to choose clothes, but he remembered something, glanced around, and then mysteriously approached the waitress and whispered: "Dear young lady, in fact, I am a woman who is...
A state agent who performs top-secret missions...you know the 'KGB', right? I am that kind of person. Now I am tracking a foreign spy, and I am doing this to avoid attracting his attention."
The KGB of the former Soviet Union was a legend during the Cold War. Many Georgian spy-themed movies are based on the KGB. It is true to say that it is well known to women and children.
"What, you, you are the KGB?" The waitress who just wanted to avoid Chu Yang was stunned when she heard what he said.
"Yes." Chu Yang took out an ID from his pocket, waved it in front of her face casually, and put it away before she could see it clearly: "Bova, I want to ask you to do me a favor.
I don’t know if it’s okay?”
The reason why Chu Yang knew this young waitress was named Bova was because he saw her name tag.
Many girls who look mature on the surface are actually very childish. The waiter in front of me is such a girl.
When Bova heard that Chu Yang claimed to be a member of the "KGB", she didn't even think about why this "KGB" had an oriental face. An unprecedented excitement arose spontaneously.
"Oh my god, this can't be true, can it?"
Bova, who didn't see clearly what Yang was bringing out, suddenly had a pair of brown eyes filled with excitement, just like those underground gangsters in secret contacts on TV. She glanced left and right at the customers not far away and lowered her voice.
The voice shouted: "Let me ask you, are you really a national agent like Tom Cruise?"
Is Tom a road sweeper or a mutton soup seller? Mr. Chu is not in the mood to think about these things now. He just nodded with a serious face: "We are all about the same. Anyway, as long as you know that I buy these things to dress up,
As a woman, just fight for justice."
"No problem!" Bova, who was dumbfounded by watching "Mission: Impossible", didn't expect that one day she would meet and help those legendary characters, and her blood immediately boiled: "Tell me, you all need me.
Do something?"
"You should sell wigs, lipstick, shoes, hats and other female products here, right?" Chu Yang casually grabbed a pink summer dress, then took out a few big bills from his pocket and handed it to Bova: "Please help me, please."
Do some shopping, I'll wait for you in the fitting room over there, please!"
Bova, who was very excited at this time, wanted to refuse the banknotes handed over by Chu Yang to show that she was also a legal citizen who could make sacrifices for the country at any time, but the latter did not give her a chance to show off and just stuffed it into the banknotes.
She immediately snapped her fingers in her hand, turned and walked towards the fitting room.
Oh my gosh, the way he snaps his fingers is so cool. I’ll leave his contact information later! However, it’s said that those agents have several identities that are hard to distinguish between real and fake. I don’t know if he is willing to give it to me.
I really... looked at Chu Yang walking into the fitting room. After being stunned for a moment, Bova immediately puffed out her chest and went shopping for him.
After walking into the fitting room, Chu Yang first took out all the odds and ends on his body, put them in the bag on the floor, and then took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of briefs.
When he saw the long black hair on his legs, Chu hesitated for a moment: Since he was pretending to be a woman, should he buy a razor and shave it?
However, he immediately vetoed this: he didn't want people to find flaws in these furs. There are many ways. The simplest one is to just put on a pair of black stockings. There is really no need to suffer that kind of thing.
crime.
After putting on the pink two-piece suit very quickly, Chu Yang held the hem of the skirt and turned it around in the small fitting room. Then he pinched his waist with his right hand and bent his right leg, touching the ground with his toes and touching with his left hand.
The one with his ears made a very coquettish "dissident", then closed his eyes and thought about Chai Murong and the others' daily actions, then started to light a cigarette and carefully consider the next action.
In order to avoid Skynet's possible and ubiquitous pursuit, Chu Yang had to choose to be cautious on his way back home.
To be honest, even though Chu Yang was ready to 'transgender', he still didn't really believe that Skynet would be so awesome.
Also, it is really terrifying to be able to wipe people out with just a move of your fingers.
Chu Yang even thought: If Skynet is really so powerful, then it needs a professional killer like me to kill him?
Although Chu Yang really didn't believe it in his heart, the professional habits he had developed over a long time still prevented him from being careless in the slightest.
Even though Chu Yang is now far away from Tbilisi in southern Hebei Province of China, he can think with the hair on his legs and imagine what happened to his women and men after Hua Manyu turned into a vegetative state and Jiang Gongjin and Chu Jinhuan were attacked.
, how much I hope that he will go back quickly and lead them to declare war on evil.
After thinking this way, Chu Yang felt that he had to hurry back: "Chai Fangan, I will make you pay the most painful price for the stupidity you have done now!"
After Chu Yang took a few puffs of the cigarette, he threw it on the ground and was about to stamp it out. The door of the fitting room opened and a woman appeared at the door.
"Hey, Bova, your movements are not slow...how could it be you!?"
Chu Yang, who had his head lowered, just subconsciously said this sentence, raised his head and saw that this woman was not Bova at all, but the fake foster daughter who had fucked him into unconsciousness: Dais.
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Since returning to China from the Middle East, Chu Yang seems to have started an extremely painful entanglement with women.
First, he was forced to run around by Chai Murong, a girl in a miserable state, and then he was fucked by Hua Manyu, an anti-strong woman... The history of red blood and tears always made him wake up in the middle of the night, touching
I have goosebumps all over my body, thinking that all this is fake.
Especially the time when his little brother was unable to lift up, it made him realize all the evils of women.
Ever since, with more and more women around him, women have become synonymous with "trouble" in Chu's eyes.
However, neither the cunning and cunning Chai Murong nor the vicious Hua Manyu left a psychological shadow on Chu Yang, but there was one woman who always made him worried.
This woman is the fake hostess Dais in front of me.
The reason why Dais was able to make Chu Yang feel so unhappy was because she once made him unconscious and then left quietly, leaving him no chance to regain the lost face.
After Chu Yang was forced to become one of the thirteen main gods on Mount Olympus, he asked King Zeus, Hera and the others several times who the fake hostess in the 'King Zeus' nightclub was.
But King Zeus and Hera didn't answer his question at all, which made him depressed.
But now, just after Chu Yang was embarrassed and put on a woman's clothes, this Dais suddenly appeared again.
It was completely like a conditioned reflex. After Chu Yang was stunned for a moment, he raised his hand and grabbed Dais's shoulder.
"Don't mess around, I'm not here to fight with you!" Dais opened Chu Yang's right hand, stepped into the fitting room, and then closed the door with his backhand.
In large shopping malls where space is at a premium, almost all fitting rooms are small and pitiful. This is a consensus among merchants around the world.
Therefore, after Dais, who was very plump and hot, squeezed into the fitting room, which was not very big, their bodies were next to each other.
Chu Yang, who once had a fight with Dais, was so embarrassed by her coquettish moves that he was forced to resort to wrestling to knock her down to the ground... So,
When he saw Dais lying in his arms, his first reaction was to stretch out his hands and hug the woman tightly, then turned around suddenly, and the two of them changed positions.
"Who are you?" Chu Yang raised his left knee and put it between Dais's legs, his left hand around her waist, his right elbow pressed between her chin, and he shouted in a low voice: "You and King Zeus are together again
What’s the relationship!?”
After Dais was firmly restrained by Chu Yang, she did not make any resistance. She just seemed to be unaccustomed to being suppressed by a man so closely. She subconsciously twisted her waist and moved the plump breasts to the side.
He tilted his head and answered: "King Zeus is my brother, and I am his sister. My name is Dais."
Oh, it turns out she is the sister of King Zeus, I say.
After hearing what Dais said, Chu Yang realized that she didn't seem to have any intention of fighting with him, so there was no need for him to adopt such a hostile attitude anymore.
What's more, he has now become one of the thirteen main gods on Mount Olympus. After all, we are all a family, right?
"How did you know I would be here?" After seeing that Dais did not mean any hostility, Chu Yang released his right elbow that was pressing on her neck.
"You, can you please step back first? I feel uncomfortable being pressed here." Dais moved her neck, lowered her head and said with her eyes: Damn, that arm of yours is pressing my chest tightly.
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Chu Yang glanced at Dai Yis breasts with great disdain in his eyes. He curled his lips and took a step back and said: "I have touched more than you have ever seen. Do you think I will take advantage of you?"