1217 You actually had your first kiss! (First update!)
After Chu Yang's series of strenuous exercise just now, his physical strength will definitely decline significantly.
The pain in my back, especially, was severe.
However, in the current situation of Dais, he was not allowed to rest for a while, so he could only do the movements while singing in his heart: I always heard the sailor say, he said that this pain in the wind and rain is nothing? Wipe away the tears,
Don't be afraid, at least we still have dreams!
Generally speaking, strong men have good lung capacity and are very suitable for artificial respiration... Of course, the prerequisite is that the target is a beautiful girl. If it is a man, then okay, let him
It's better to fend for yourself.
Chu Yang, who had quite good lung capacity, breathed seven or eight times into Dais's mouth. She finally reacted and started coughing violently: "Cough, cough!"
"Well, your life has finally been saved. It's not in vain that I spent so much effort."
After seeing Dais slowly opening her eyes, Chu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, then sat down on the ground and began to check the injury on his back.
Chu Yang's back was injured due to the strong air wave generated immediately after the missile exploded.
Fortunately, Chu Yang fell into the river after being blown out. Before the heat poison could invade her subcutaneous tissue, the cold river water naturally solved all this for him.
If it falls somewhere else, on someone's back, you can definitely sprinkle it with some Sichuan peppercorns, sesame salt, and eat it.
The injury on his back was not the main reason why Chu Yang almost fainted after falling into the water. The shock wave generated after the missile exploded was unbearable.
Fortunately for the nth time, no matter what, Chu Yang has been away from those dangers for the time being, and he can finally hide in the grass and take a breather.
Dais, who was lying on his back, looked at Chu Yang who turned around to observe the injury on his back. He slowly sat up from the ground and asked with his head lowered: "Did you give me artificial respiration just now?"
"Nonsense, besides me, who else is kissing your stinky mouth... Hey! How dare you hit me!?"
Before Chu Yang could finish his words, Dais raised her hand to his twisted left cheek and gave him a crisp slap in the face.
He had good intentions and worked hard to revive her, but he got a slap in the face!
Let alone Chu Yang, if it were you, me or him, neither of them would be willing, right?
Chu Yang was furious and grabbed Dai Yis right hand. Without any hesitation at all, he immediately slapped her twice hard on the face... One more slap would be calculated as interest.
"The guy next door is numb, are you sick? I worked so hard to revive you, but it's fine if you don't agree with me, and you dare to slap me. Damn it, why do foreigners always like to repay kindness with hatred like this?"
!?"
After slapping him, Chu Yang slammed Dais's right hand away. He was about to raise his leg to kick this ungrateful woman out, but when he saw that she seemed to be stunned by the beating, he couldn't bear it, so he had to stand in front of her.
He spat on the ground and said, "Bah, you stinky woman!"
When Chu Yang turned around to check the wound just now, he was ready to hear how Dais was grateful to him, so he didn't put any precautions against her, and was slapped by her carelessly.
However, after Chu Yang slapped her, she felt that something was not right: With Dais's skill, it was impossible for her to avoid these two slaps, so why did she receive it so stupidly?
Waiting? Well, it seems like she definitely likes being slapped. Should I give her a few more slaps? Hey, forget it, she seems to be crying.
Indeed, after Chu Yang cursed those curse words, Dai Yis, who had given Chu Yang a lot of trouble, did not fight back or lose his temper. Instead, she covered her face with her hands and cried like an ordinary woman.
Chu Yang is not afraid of women making fun of him, nor is he afraid of them making sexual advances, but he seems to be frightened when women cry to him... Maybe this is the consensus of all men in the world?
"Okay, okay, I just slapped you one more time. What's there to cry about?"
Chu Yang, who didn't expect Dais to cry, hesitated for a moment, waved his hands impatiently, and then carefully took off the backless women's top with his backhand.
"You, you just said that my mouth smells bad?" Dais sniffed hard a few times, slowly raised her head and looked at Chu Yang, with a serious look on her face, which could be seen clearly under the starlight.
Could it be that this stinky woman lost her temper because I told her she had a bad mouth?
Chu Yang, who seemed to understand something at this time, avoided her eyes somewhat unreasonably, looked away and said lightly: "Maybe it's the smell of the river water? I might have just..."
Before Chu Yang could finish speaking, Dais interrupted him; "Do you know that I have never been kissed?"
After hearing Dais say these words, Chu Yang suddenly became petrified.
Chu Yang was sure that he had not heard Daisi's words wrong at all, nor had he forgotten everything that had happened between them: In Room 17 of King Zeus Nightclub, it was Daisi who took the most private parts of a woman's body and
So she was exposed in front of him. Although Chu Yang saw through her conspiracy to pretend to be a foster daughter based on the experience of the 'Red and Black Fungus', he also left him with the impression that she was more suitable to be a foster daughter than a foster daughter.
The impression of women.
Indeed, no matter how coquettish and charming a woman is, once she behaves like that in front of men, not many people will believe that she is a good woman.
But in front of him, a scene that made Chu Yang feel particularly weird happened: Dais, who had even shown him there before, slapped him just now because he took her away while giving her artificial respiration.
had her first kiss.
First kiss?
First kiss?!
Did she have her first kiss?
A woman like Dais has never been kissed by a man!?
Who believes it?
Only a ghost can believe it!
Where is the ghost?
Even the gods don’t know!
Chu Yang stared at Dai Yis blankly. After staying there for a long time, he swallowed hard and said in a dazed manner: "You, do you still have your first kiss now?"
Dais replied bitterly: "Why didn't I have my first kiss?"
Chu nodded like a fool and said, "Oh, I know, your first kiss was the same as mine, just on the same day."
"What nonsense are you talking about!?" Dais's right hand moved again, but then he put it down: "You think I didn't have a first kiss because I acted so passionately when I first saw you?"
Chu Yang scratched the back of his head and said honestly: "You don't even care about that thing and show it to others. Why can you keep the first kiss?"
Before Dais could say anything, Chu Yang immediately said, "Please don't talk about this issue anymore, because the word 'first kiss' is very pure and sacred. You must not blaspheme it!"
Regarding Chu Yang's sarcasm, Dais didn't want to argue. She just said: "If your brain is not broken, you should be able to remember that when we first met, I didn't let you kiss me at all."
"Who cares to recall that unsightly scene?"
Dais sighed lowly and said, "I know you won't believe what I said."
"Even if you beat me to death, I won't believe it." At this time, Chu Yang really felt that the woman in front of him was indeed a mental patient, so he sneered and said: "Haha, not only do I not believe it now, but I also find it very funny.
.You showed me all the most valuable things on your body, but you told me that you haven’t kissed anyone yet. Isn’t this a joke?”
Dais said calmly: "In my belief, the first kiss is more important than any part of the body."
"What kind of bullshit belief is this?"
"You'll understand later."
"I'm too lazy to understand, and even less lazy to argue with you on this issue."
Chu Yang stood up with a hiss, looking down at Dais: "If you have to argue with me, then I have to tell you, I don't care how much you value your first kiss, but at that time
If I don't do this, hehe, let alone your first kiss, even if it's your 'first time', you're already 13 dead at this time, how can you still have the chance to care about this?"
"I gave you my first kiss, so forget it." Dais stood up slowly, bit her lower lip and said, "But you said my mouth smells bad, and that's why I got angry."
"I am an honest person and never want to lie." Chu Yang looked around and then said: "Also, I don't care about your first kiss. Okay, I have to go while those grandchildren are still there.
While I'm busy working...oh, before I leave, I have one more question to ask you."
"Tell me, for the sake of you getting my first kiss, I will answer your question truthfully."
Seeing what Dais said so seriously, Chu Yang was really puzzled as to why she valued the first kiss.
At the same time, he asked a little unwillingly: "Will you tell me the truth if I ask any questions?"
Dais nodded: "Yes, I know the truth of 90% of the things in the world, so don't worry that I will perfunctory you, because you got this with my first kiss."
Just brag and compare yourself here. You, just a fake person, know so many things... Chu Yang smiled contemptuously in his heart and asked: "Then do you have any good way to avoid that?"
Skynet’s pursuit?”
Without any hesitation, Dais replied: "Yes, as long as you smear your body with mud and water, your body's magnetic field will be covered up, and Skynet will no longer be able to scan you through satellites."
"What?" Chu Yang was stunned and said with his mouth wide open; "No way, is it that simple?"
Dais tilted her chin slightly and said: "It's originally that simple. The generation of the human body's magnetic field is also affected by the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire and earth. Metal generates water but is overcome by wood, but wood overcomes earth from water... The five elements
Such cycles, reinforcing each other, can produce great mysteries, and the human body's magnetic field is a kind of invisible water vapor radiation. Once it is covered by soil, it will naturally disappear."
Chu Yang still understood the principle of the mutual interdependence of the five elements, so he could understand what Dais said, but he really didn't expect that things turned out to be so simple.
After being stunned for a while, Chu Yang murmured: "Since you have known for a long time that you can avoid Skynet's pursuit, why didn't you tell me this when you were in the fitting room of the Guomao Building? If you had earlier
Just tell me this, do I need to dress up as a woman?"