Although Huang Dongdong seems to be very open on the surface, that is just an excellent cover-up.
In fact, she is still very conservative at heart, otherwise she wouldn't be shy when Chu Yang bandaged her wounds.
She didn't understand at all why Chu Yang was telling such vulgar jokes at this time.
When Chu Yang talked about the lifeblood of a man, she cursed bitterly in her heart, and a trace of blush appeared on her pale face unknowingly: What is this bastard doing in this situation?
Telling such a shameful joke?
But the 1.58-meter-tall man didn't have such an idea and just stared at Chu Yang with interest, waiting for him to continue.
Chu Yang said with a smile: "The second person to be measured is the Chinese, and his measurement is 18 centimeters. In this way, the two people's things combined are enough to be 38 centimeters. As long as the Japanese adds two more
centimeters, they would be safe. However, the cannibals seemed to doubt whether the Japanese could make up the two centimeters, so someone prepared a knife and prepared to cut and eat the three people. But the result was
The cannibals were very sorry because the Japanese thing was just two centimeters long, so they had no choice but to let all three of them go."
The 1.69 meter tall man glanced at his crotch subconsciously, and thought with a ferocious expression: Later, I will let your coquettish little girlfriend know how long it is!
But at 1.58 meters, he still had a gloomy look, shook his head and said: "Is this a joke? Although it is meant to humiliate Japanese men, it is not funny."
Chu Yang said: "Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet."
The 1.58 meter man nodded: "Then tell me quickly, I can't wait any longer."
Chu Yang licked his lips and continued: "After the three people fled the cannibal tribe in a hurry, they high-fived each other and congratulated each other. At this time, the Japanese proudly boasted that fortunately my thing got hard at the critical moment, otherwise
The three of us must have been eaten by someone..."
"Pfft!" Even though Huang Dongdong was in a very complicated mood and the joke was indeed very vulgar, she still couldn't help laughing after hearing this.
Before Huang Dongdong's laughter faded, he suddenly shouted loudly: "Boy, go to hell!"
"Ha, haha!" Chu Yang roared and rushed over at 1.69 meters, and his body sitting on the ground suddenly bounced up to a meter and a half high, like a spring under heavy pressure.
The ground bounced in front of the enemy, and his right knee hit his chin accurately and fiercely.
"Ah... uh!" With a scream that suddenly stopped, the 1.69-meter-long chin was smashed into pieces, and the head quickly and strangely moved backwards, and was thrown on its back with a snap.
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Just now, after Chu Yang noticed the vigilance of these three people, he deliberately told a vulgar joke to humiliate the Japanese. The purpose was to use this joke to verify some facts: If after telling this joke, these three people are still indifferent, then
Chu Yang had to retain a certain degree of propriety in his next actions.
Chu Yang knew very well: Although Japanese men are all mentally perverted, they have the strongest self-esteem in the world, and they certainly cannot tolerate being ridiculed by others.
Sure enough, as soon as Chu Yang finished telling the joke, the one-meter-six-nine man got angry, which confirmed his suspicion.
Because the injured Huang Dongdong was beside him, Chu Yang didn't dare to make any negligence, so he took a fatal blow when he came up.
After kneeling down at 1.69 meters, Chu Yang made a low spin in mid-air, his toes touched the ground like lightning, and with a movement similar to "a goshawk catching a rabbit", he flew towards the barbecue man. In front of him, the right foot that was attacking suddenly swung away, and kicked away the pistol he had just raised.
"Hi!" Chu Yang didn't wait for the man to react. He quickly retracted his kicked right foot and wrapped it around his neck. The right fist he raised high fell down like a rock. Suddenly, the man's face was filled with tears. Thousands of peach blossoms burst out!
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When Chu Yang decided to attack, because there was Huang Dongdong beside him who needed to be taken care of, he adopted a strategy of weak first and then strong: first get rid of the two weaker ones, and finally deal with the strongest one of the three who is 1.58 meters tall. .
It makes sense for Chu Yang to do this: if he attacks 1.58 meters first, if he is entangled for three to five seconds, then the other two people can use this to hold Huang Dongdong, who is defenseless, then he can We have to resort to the rat weapon, so we can only use blitzkrieg to kill the two weaker ones first, and then we can deal with the strongest one with peace of mind.
In fact, these three people are nothing in Chu Yang's eyes, otherwise he wouldn't have sent those two people on their way with just three punches and two kicks. The reason why he is said to be the strongest at 1.58 meters is just because of this Just comparing three people.
Of course, when Chu Yang is dealing with two weaker ones, will the strongest one not attack him but directly threaten Huang Dongdong?
Chu Yang had already considered this carefully before taking action: Although Huang Dongdong had no resistance now, he barely had the instinct to dodge, not to mention that he had left a military spur for her. As long as she could survive three Just seconds.
In three seconds, in three seconds, Chu Yang could, after taking care of those two people, turn around and capture the 1.58 meter alive and ask some of the things he wanted to know!
With Huang Dongdong's ability, it is definitely a piece of cake to support him for three seconds, and this depends on the fact that the 1.58 meter tall man is smart enough: if he attacks Chu Yang directly, or simply escapes, then Huang Dongdong will There is no need to persist at all.
Three seconds, Huang Dongdong only needs to hold on for three seconds at most, and Chu Yang's plan will be realized perfectly.
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Before taking action, Chu Yang accurately calculated every step, including the three reactions of the 1.58 meter tall man: one, attack him, two, escape, and three, kidnap Huang Dongdong.
The development of things went pretty much as Chu Yang expected, but by pretty much the same can only be said to be almost the same, but there was still some gap between what was expected.
Chu Yang quickly knocked down the two weaker ones within the stipulated time. He also guessed that the strongest one, who was 1.58 meters tall, would be smart enough to kidnap Huang Dongdong, but he did not expect that at this moment, Huang Dongdong would appear. The result he least wanted to see was that when Huang Dongdong rushed towards her at a height of 1.58 meters, he didn't react at all. He just sat there quietly and let others use a knife to force her throat!
how so!?
Chu Yang, who had just made a flying stance, suddenly stopped when he saw Huang Dongdong like this, and the half of his shirt sleeves that were flying in the wind just now slowly fell down.
Chu Yang stood calmly in the distance, not looking at the 1.58 meter tall man, but staring closely at Huang Dongdong.
He wanted to know why Huang Dongdong didn't do what he said.
Why!?
Huang Dongdong, who originally looked calm, moved his head away with a guilty conscience after looking at Chu Yang for a moment.
"Stand there and don't move. If you move, your little girlfriend will be dead!" When the 1.58 meter man saw the bloody cloth, he could tell that Mr. Chu was not an ordinary person, but he was really
I didn't expect that this guy was so extraordinary. In just a few ups and downs, he sent his two companions to the west.
If he hadn't stopped the girl in time, the 1.58-meter-tall girl wouldn't have had any chance of escaping. He held the knife in his backhand (the advantage of holding the knife in his backhand is that even if he was knocked down suddenly, the inertia of his body when he fell would
They will also slit the kidnapped person's neck, experienced kidnappers do this...) After taking control of Huang Dongdong, he immediately ordered Chu Yang not to move.
When the 1.58 meter tall man said these words, Chu Yang didn't look at him, and just looked at Huang Dongdong in a daze, with complicated eyes.
Although Huang Dongdong moved his head away, he kept glancing at Chu Yang from the corner of his eyes, and he could clearly see the expression on his face.
With the hostage in hand, the 1.58-meter tall man became much bolder. He slowly released his right hand that was holding Huang Dongdong's neck and took out a gun from his waist.
The knife in his left hand was forcing Huang Dongdong, and the gun in his right hand was pointing at Chu Yang. At 1.58 meters, it could be said that he now had an absolute advantage.
But Chu Yang didn't look at him, as if he was a piece of shit that didn't exist at all. He just still looked at Huang Dongdong, just looking at him.
He, he saw that I was restrained on purpose... Huang Dongdong bit his lip gently, raised his head and looked at Chu Yang, his eyes were clear and scary, without any fear.
"You did this on purpose, didn't you?" Chu Yang finally understood why Huang Dongdong did this, smiled nonchalantly, and walked towards her: "Haha, you are going to use this method to express yourself.
Vent your dissatisfaction with me, right?"
Before Huang Dongdong could speak, the 1.58-meter-meter man roared: "Stop! If you come forward again, I will kill her!"
Normally, Huang Dongdong, who was 1.58 meters tall and had a knife pressed against his neck, and the gun in his hand was pointed at Chu Yang, should definitely have full confidence in controlling the current situation, but he didn't know why, but his sense of danger was even stronger than before.
So much so that his voice started to become hoarse.
Although Chu Yang never looked at 1.58 meters, he stopped and still only had Huang Dongdong in his eyes: "Have you ever thought about what will be the result of this?"
This time, Huang Dongdong spoke, his voice was very soft but firm: "Of course I know that you may not die, but I am determined to die."
"Since you have seen this clearly, why do you still do this? Is it revenge that I looked down on you just now?" Chu Yang still had a smile on his face, but this smile revealed great sarcasm: "Huang Dongdong, you are such a fool,
Because I look down on you, you risked your own life to retaliate against me. Haha, you are just wrong. I will never let this guy go just because you were kidnapped by others! Let alone be killed by him because of you.
, I will feel guilty for your death. Because your death is as light as a feather in my heart, and I will forget it in the blink of an eye."
At this moment, Huang Dongdong's expression finally changed, his eyes became misty, and his body began to tremble slightly: "Chu, Chu Yang, hello, very good! I, Huang Dongdong, am blind and saw the wrong person..."
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Before Huang Dongdong could finish speaking, Chu Yang looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Haha, do you know how childish your thoughts are? You may be touched by your actions now, but in my heart, your actions are too childish.
No, you are just a dispensable yellow-haired girl to me!"