Most of the people who can come to Liang Xin's wedding today are respectable people who have seen the world.
However, when these people who have seen the world saw that the groom turned out to be a girl, they were still shocked: Can anyone tell me what is going on? Am I dreaming or am I celebrating April Fools' Day?
What? Otherwise, why is the groom a woman?
Could it be that this newlywed couple is the legendary lesbian?
Just when most of the people were stunned and the atmosphere was very strange, Sun Bin, who winked at all his men, raised his hands high and began to clap hard.
Suddenly, dozens of security guards from the new pharmaceutical factory responded together with Qin Chao, Ye Chuqing and others.
Most of the time, applause is like the flu, it is very contagious. As these people applauded, everyone also clapped their hands desperately.
If gender can be ignored, the newlyweds in front of us are undoubtedly a match made in heaven: the girl is handsome in her graceful appearance, and the guy... the female groom is charming and has a domineering air about him. It is a match made in heaven, a match made in heaven, especially grandma's!
Mr. and Mrs. Liang looked at their daughter stupidly, and slowly stood up from the chair. Just as they were about to walk over desperately, they took Liang Xin's sign language and said sincerely, "My child, although your parents don't know who you are."
You like beautiful women, but we parents will not interfere with your love. Just guarding so many leaders, the impact of your doing so is too bad, right?' At that moment, Sun Bin quickly walked up to them and lowered his voice.
He said in a voice: "Uncle and aunt, the groom has something urgent and can't come for the time being. In order not to delay the wedding, Director Liang specially found a substitute!"
"Oh, it turns out I just found a stand-in, but it scared us to death." Lao Liang and his wife sat on the chairs dubiously. They felt that the chairs that were so comfortable just now suddenly had many hairs growing on them.
Stupid, how did this happen?
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If today's bride were someone else, Liang Xin, who was a criminal police officer, would definitely be able to see something from it.
However, as the saying goes, the authorities are confused. Liang Xin just doesn't know the true face of Mount Lu, just because she is in this mountain. In addition, Zhou Tangtang's appearance has made her heart confused, so she is still in a mess until now.
, followed Chai Murong like a puppet and walked slowly to the front of the podium.
After seeing that the groom was a woman, and a stunningly beautiful woman at that, the eloquent emcee was so shocked that he suddenly forgot all the congratulatory words that he used to say.
"Hey, just do whatever you have to do, don't be in a daze!" At this time, Sun Bin came to him again and reminded him in a low voice.
"Ah, I know!" The emcee was startled, and then woke up from his 'shock'. Seeing that so many people, including the bride and groom's family, had no objections, he would definitely pretend not to know what he was doing:
Anyway, as long as he gives money, let alone hosting a wedding for a couple of girls, even if the couple is a couple of humans and monsters, he won't even give a shit.
So, after Liang Xin and Chai Murong came over, the master of ceremonies waved his hand, paused the wedding march, and then started the most important part of the wedding: the recognition of the bride.
According to today's rules where the mother's family is the honored guest, the host must first let the newlyweds recognize themselves as relatives to the woman's elders.
"As the saying goes, if you are not a family, you will not enter that family. Now the bride is well-behaved and handsome, and the groom and groom are handsome and handsome. They are a perfect couple. They have finally come together after the test of love. Let's start the most traditional recognition.
Dear..." After the master of ceremonies said something about the boss, he walked down the podium and came to the elder woman's side.
Now he completely regarded Chai Murong as a man's master of ceremonies. He looked at her hard for several times and then said: "Groom Officer, from now on you will be the old man here's son-in-law. Today is your and the bride's happy day, so
You have to guard the faces of all the guests, and together with the bride, bow to the uncle and aunt first, sweetly, sourly, and call daddy and mommy!"
I was so unfilial. I made my parents worry about my marriage for so many days. I finally got married, but at the wedding I brought a female groom... After thinking about this, Liang Xin really wanted to lose her temper:
This marriage, sister, I just won’t get married!
But when Liang Xin looked up, she saw that her parents' hair had turned gray, and wrinkles appeared on their once smooth faces. At this time, there were so many guests watching over them. Although the smiles on their faces were a little stiff, their eyes were full of deep emotion.
The strong love suddenly made my heart feel sour, and my eyes began to turn red. I took Chai Murong's arm and bowed deeply to his parents: "Dad, Mom, thank you, my daughter has made you worry!
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Chai Daguan, who had been mentally prepared for a long time, was very obedient at this time. He bent down and bowed and shouted: "Dad, Mom!"
If it were a normal wedding, after the bride and groom called their parents, the officiant would pretend not to hear them and deliberately make things difficult for them. He would have to put the microphone in front of them and ask them to call out several times before letting the couple go.
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But right now, the newlyweds are really evil. Even if the emcee was given the courage, he would not dare to make such a joke anymore. He simply omitted this paragraph and just said in a passionate voice:
"Uncle, aunt, your daughter and son-in-law call you parents, where are your red envelopes? Where are the red envelopes?"
(The last two sentences must be sung according to the tone of "Where is the Spring".)
According to the customs and customs of weddings in southern Hebei, when the newlyweds recognize each other, the elders have to pay for red envelopes. Of course, Lao Liang and his wife are aware of this. Although the groom in front of them... looks so awkward and more beautiful than his own daughter, but
They still took out the red envelope obediently.
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Soon, after everyone deliberately ignored the gender of the couple, the ceremony to recognize the bride's elders was completed. Next, it was time for the groom to take the bride to recognize the groom's elders.
This time, Chai Murong did not use the glib master of ceremonies, but personally took Liang Xin's arm, walked to the middle-aged couple, bent down and bowed: "Third uncle, third aunt."
The third uncle and third aunt, whom Liang Xin didn't know at all, after she heard Chai Murong call out these two titles, they also shouted: "Third uncle, third aunt, hello!"
"Okay, okay, we, as elders, are very happy that the groom can marry an outstanding girl like you. Here, here is a red envelope for you, take it!" The middle-aged lady with a graceful temperament smiled.
He stood up and handed Liang Xin a bank card: "On the back of this is the withdrawal password of the bank card."
Otherwise, how can we say that the job of emcee cannot be done by ordinary people?
Although the current wedding was weird because of the presence of a pair of women, the officiant still showed the importance of his presence very well at this time.
The emcee first observed the expressions on the faces of the man and woman, then 'snatched' the bank card from Liang Xin's hand and shouted to the guests around him: "Dear guests, everyone knows that weddings usually contain cash.
red envelope, but the groom’s elder took out a bank card, so I would like to ask everyone, do you want to know how much this lady gave the bride as a wedding gift?"
Weddings are meant to be lively. Even though today’s wedding was very sinister, after everyone heard the emcee shouting like this, they all still shouted in unison: “I want it!”
"Okay, please wait a moment. Dear lady, can you please allow me to check the balance of the bank card for the bride at this wedding venue?" The emcee, who received the support of everyone, politely asked the middle-aged man.
The young lady asked for instructions.
The middle-aged lady hesitated very reservedly, then smiled and nodded: "Okay, that's okay."
"Okay, this distinguished lady said it's okay. Please forgive me, I will check the bank card deposit on the spot." The emcee said, smiling, he took out his mobile phone, dialed the bank card inquiry service, and then turned on the mobile phone.
It is hands-free and placed on the microphone in your hand so that everyone present can hear it.
"Please enter the telephone banking inquiry password and press the pound key to end." After the gentle and mechanical female voice came from the phone, everyone closed their mouths, wanting to hear how much money was in this bank card.
Following the middle-aged lady's whisper, the emcee pressed the telephone banking inquiry password. Soon, a mechanical female voice came from the microphone: "The balance of the xx bank card you are inquiring about is 8,888,880
One hundred and eighty-eight yuan. If you want to hear again, please press 1, customer service please..."
Seven eights, which constituted more than 8.8 million yuan, became a red envelope given by an elder to a younger generation.
When the emcee with the bank card in his hand heard clearly how much money was in it, he was immediately stunned: Damn, who has so many red envelopes?
In fact, it was not just the emcee who was stunned. Most of the people present, including Liang Xin herself, were also stunned: What, am I not dreaming? Jin Junxiu is just a white-collar worker. How could he have such an extra personality?
My third uncle is rich, he has more than eight million, how should I spend it?
After everyone in the audience stood stunned for a moment, Qin Chao and others standing nearby broke the silence with applause and woke up the dazed emcee, so that the wedding could continue.
As if in a dream, Liang Xin, with the help of Chai Murong, met her third uncle, third aunt, younger sister and younger brother.
If Sister Liang was a little sober at this time, she would have recognized that the young man was the young driver who drove her wedding car just now.
After the most important recognition of relatives has been held, the wedding continues.
According to a normal wedding, the groom and the bride will go to the rostrum at this time. In full view of everyone, the groom will kneel on the ground and perform a "proposal" scene that everyone will never tire of, and then perform some activities such as eating apples.
Ah, the little game of spinning around with your sweetheart in your arms.
But because today's wedding is really evil, the master of ceremonies can't use these fun tricks, even though he really wants the 'newlyweds' to kiss in person...
It is precisely because of these special reasons that the wedding ceremony ended quickly, and everyone finally got to the last step where they could eat with all their cheeks: take a seat!
After all the guests were seated under the waiter's arrangement, Secretary Yuan and Mayor Han really wanted to sit at the same banquet with the 'groom's' third uncle.