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Hu Mietang had two major hobbies in his life.
First, kill people.
Second, smoking.
When Hu Mietang decided to kill someone, there were not many people in the world who could persuade him. At most, they were only a few people like Old Long Teng.
But even if those birdmen from Old Long Teng came, they wouldn't be able to convince him to quit smoking.
It can be seen from this that the status of cigarettes in Hu Mietang's heart was so high that it was even more important than human life, so much so that he even swore to use it to express his determination.
"This is what you said yourself. You are not allowed to return."
After hearing what Hu Mietang said, Hu Xiaotang nodded with satisfaction, took back the knife, turned to the door and shouted: "Brother Chu, come out!"
Brother Chu, where did Brother Chu come from... Hu Mietang was stunned when he saw Chu Yang with a sly smile on his face emerging from the door.
"Ouch!"
After seeing Chu Yang, Hu Mietang's very beautiful old white face immediately became as horny as a big red cloth, and he cried out: "You, aren't you still coming to the gate of the manor? When?
Coming in!?"
When he thought that Mr. Chu had come here and had probably peeked at the scene of the couple kissing just now, Hu Miedang felt that he had lost his face and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in: I am his teacher.
Ah, not only was he seen kissing my wife, but he also saw me acting cowardly in the hands of my daughter. My dignity was completely wiped out at this moment!
When Mr. Chu saw Mr. Hu Mietang's face turned red and Alena turned around in a hurry, he knew how the two of them felt. He quickly nodded and bowed and said: "Hello, teacher, hello, Mrs., I didn't see anything just now.
I didn't hear anything. Originally, I planned to wait at the gate of the manor, but two enthusiastic junior sisters went to pick me up, so I followed, but I swear, I really didn't..."
After all, Hu Mietang is a man, and his face is much thicker than Alena. After the students saw his real scene, he quickly adjusted his mentality and said with a straight face without waving his hands: "Okay, okay
, don’t explain anything to me, do you think I don’t know that you are taking care of the teacher’s face? This kind of thing can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words. I accept your filial piety, come in.”
"The teacher should be considerate of the students' difficulties." Chu Yang flattered them lightly, wiped the twins' bodies, and walked into the living room.
Hu Xiaotang and Hu Xiaona naturally hugged one of his arms and walked in together.
Hu Mietang, who was about to turn around and say something to Alena, glanced at this scene from the corner of his eyes. As if he was stung by a scorpion, he jumped over, stretched out his hand and pulled a pair of precious girls behind his back, with a smiling face.
Explanation: "Good little Tang, good Xiaona, your brother Chu has just got off the plane and has not washed away the dust of the journey. You'd better stay away from him to avoid being infected with bird flu or something."
"What's the bird flu? How could I get infected with that disease?"
Mr. Chu glanced at Hu Mietang in confusion, and then understood: Oh, this is because he is afraid that I will be malicious to these two children!
Chu Yang gave a helpless smile, walked up to Alena, bowed respectfully and saluted, saying hello: "Student Chu Yang, I have met your master."
Alena looked at Chu Yang with a smile, and said repeatedly: "Oh, don't be so polite...Chu Yang, don't worry about your teacher's little belly, he is just like this, following Qin Yuguan
He has learned some suspicious and thief habits, and I said that this is not the case for him, but he can never change it. In fact, as long as he is taught, he can still change his appearance."
Hu Mietang didn't take Alena's sarcasm seriously at all, he just snorted coldly and said: "Huh, although this guy is my student, he is a playboy like Qin Laoqi.
Girls are very good at it. I have two babies, Xiao Tang and Xiao Na, at home, so I have to be wary of him. This is the duty of a father, so why is this so wrong?"
Chu Yang couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Yes, yes, teacher, your teaching is right. I promise that I will not look at the two junior sisters in the future. You should feel relieved now, right?"
Before Hu Mietang could say anything, his pair of precious daughters pushed him aside and protested in unison: "Old Hu, what do you mean? We are all on top of you. We have been there for a long time."
I have the ability to independently distinguish between loyal and traitorous people, so I still need you to make waves. Why are you making waves? Our intimacy with Brother Chu is just a brother-sister relationship, how can it be as dirty as you think?"
After giving Old Hu a shameless scolding, the two girls said to Chu Yang: "Brother Chu, when we were at the door just now, you promised us to become honorary citizens of Maya New City. It was not because of my dad's nonsense.
Badao, have you changed your mind? Then we will all despise you and destroy your purpose of coming here!"
After seeing the two precious daughters squeezing the two grown men Hu Mietang and Chu Yang into a panic, Alena's smile faded, and she frowned and scolded in a low voice: "Xiao Tang, Xiaona, both of you...
Go back to my study to practice calligraphy. No one can come out without my permission! Go, go quickly!"
In most families, most of them have strict fathers and loving mothers: the father plays a bad role to avoid offending others, while the wife plays a bad role to win people's hearts.
But in Hu Mietang's place, it was just the opposite. They were typical strict mothers and loving fathers. The Hu Xiaotang sisters didn't regard Lao Hu as a dish at all, but they were very afraid of Alena, otherwise they wouldn't have immediately
He lowered his head and looked at Lao Hu with a look of pity.
In the past, whenever Alena lost her temper with the sisters, it was Lao Hu who came forward to say nice things. This has become the inherent pattern of this family.
As for Hu Mietang, he was also accustomed to acting as a "protector" for his two daughters. After seeing their pitiful looks, he had long forgotten the scene of being held up by a knife. He coughed and was about to say, "
Why don't we just let them go out to play, so they don't have to practice calligraphy?" When he saw Alena giving him a fierce look, he quickly changed his words and said: "Ahem... Well, it's time for you to practice calligraphy.
When other children are this old, they go to school long ago. Where can you two sisters study comfortably at home? Okay, okay, be good, go quickly, otherwise when your mother gets really angry, then I won’t either
There’s a solution.”
"Lao Hu, you have no manliness at all, I despise you!"
"Hmph, you deserve to be suppressed by women for the rest of your life!"
When the Hu Xiaotang sisters saw that Lao Hu was actually helping their mother control them, they shouted angrily. Before Alena could come over with her eyes widened, they jumped out of the door.
"The waywardness of these two children is the result of your teacher's pampering. Chu Yang, don't laugh at them."
Alena said with a somewhat sarcastic 'self-blame' expression, and then enthusiastically invited Chu Yang to sit down: "Sit down quickly, you can't come easily. If you want to drink something, I'll get it for you, coffee? Or beer?
,Cola?"
"Okay, stop being so polite and pretending to be a nice guy here, let's make tea." Lao Hu felt very embarrassed when his wife was ridiculing the students he was guarding, so he puffed out his belly and waved to Alena with a shy face.
, motioning for her to make tea.
"Hey, you're still in high spirits... Okay, I'll make tea, and you two will chat first." Alena just wanted to show off her power by grabbing her waist with both hands, but she felt that she had to give up to Chu Yang no matter what.
It's all about saving face, otherwise people will mistake her for a fierce tigress.
While Alena went to make tea, Hu Miedang sat on the sofa opposite Chu Yang, spread his hands helplessly, smiled bitterly and whispered: "Oh, you can see it, I have no status at home.
No, when a man treats you like this, it is considered a failure. Chu Yang, since you are here today, I will simply teach you one more trick, which can be regarded as the final tip of my heart!"
Chu Yang quickly straightened his back, put his hands on his knees, and said seriously: "Teacher, please tell me, I will definitely keep it in mind!"
"Don't be so serious, just relax."
Hu Mietang waved his hand, threw a cigarette to Chu Yang, and whispered: "Actually, this move is not a big deal, it can be regarded as a piece of advice. When you treat your women in the future, you must not pamper or indulge them.
Show off your manly attitude and make them obey your orders, otherwise my today will be your tomorrow!"
Chu Yang really didn't expect that the last trick Hu Mietang said was to teach him to suppress the women at home. He felt a little bit ridiculous. He was just about to say, "Teacher, don't worry about this problem. I'm a student at home."
But as you say, the Supreme Emperor, who of those women dare not treat me as a dish? I will serve them well.” From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Alena eavesdropping with her ears raised, so she said seriously: “Teacher,
Forgive me for not being able to do what you said."
Hu Mietang, who had his back turned to Alena, was stunned for a moment: "Why?"
Chu Yang said solemnly: "Someone once said that there are thousands of unhappy reasons for unhappy families in the world, but there is only one reason for all happy families!"
"Who said this?" Hu Mietang asked with great interest: "So what are the reasons why all the happy families in the world are happy?"
Chu Yang also pretended to be mysterious in his answer: "I can't remember who said this specifically, but I know that the reason why all happy families are happy is because the husband is afraid of his wife. That is to say, the reason why every happy family is happy is that the husband is afraid of his wife."
Men are all standard wife-controllers..."
Before Chu Yang could finish speaking, Hu Mietang jumped up from the sofa and shouted angrily: "Fart, fart, dog fart! Who said this? Tell me, I have to twist it."
Break his neck! I tell you Chu Yang, if a man wants to be happy, he must... There is something wrong with your eyes, why are you blinking here?"
Alena's voice came coldly from behind Hu Mietang: "Hu Mietang, please continue talking. If a man wants to be happy, should he marry more wives, or should he live under the pressure of his wife? Hurry up.
If what you say makes sense, I will just do it!"
Only then did Hu Mietang remember that when he lost his temper, he had forgotten that Aliena was behind him. At the same time, he also understood why Chu Yang had said that just now. He immediately regretted it and glared at someone fiercely.
After the guy snickered in his stomach, he turned around and said with a smiling face: "Ahem, Alena, you misunderstood me."