Chapter 1538 Doesn’t look like a local! (Third update!)
Happy Saturday everyone!
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As the saying goes: Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated.
The 'scholar' mentioned here generally refers to a man, and it probably means this: a man can die with his chest held high, but he will never allow others to humiliate him.
But this woman, King Zeus, also has the character of a 'scholar'. After someone Chu took advantage of her, and heard his words sarcastic about her, she immediately jumped up in anger and was just about to pounce on her.
When he died together with this guy, his feet felt weak, his body swayed and he fell into the river with a scream from his mouth.
"You'd better be honest with me, learn to be reasonable, and don't squander money with men casually. Don't bite Lu Dongbin like a dog because you don't know a good heart!"
Just when King Zeus fell into the river, Mr. Chu, who was gloating about her misfortune, couldn't just watch her fall into the water, so he grabbed her by the water with his backhand, pulled her into his arms, and quickly let go.
Take action: If you ruin the current important task of rescuing people (Huang Dongdong and Kawashima Yoshiko) just to take advantage, it would be really uneconomical.
"Are you a good person?"
King Zeus swayed and sat on the big stone again. Although her eyes were still filled with anger, she did not make any move again.
It seems that she also knows very well that taking action against Chu now is definitely not a wise choice.
"Do you think I am a good person?"
He took out a cigarette that was tightly wrapped in a plastic bag from his pocket, smoked one and lit it on his mouth. Chu Yang sat opposite King Zeus, exhaled the smoke comfortably and said, "If I weren't a good person,
If so, I wouldn’t have saved you just now, let alone warned you in advance. This is a fact that doesn’t require quibbles, right?”
King Zeus did not appreciate Chu's words at all: "Huh, you are just doing that because you are afraid that if I die, no one will take you to Mount Olympus."
Chu Yang also snorted coldly: "Huh, even without you, I can sneak into Mount Olympus! Although this shabby place may be magical in your eyes, in my eyes, it is nothing at all. So.
With my ability, I wouldn’t dare to go to heaven or earth, but I..."
King Zeus's chest puffed up and he interrupted Chu Yang's words with an angry look: "Who are you talking to!?"
"Forget it, if you don't want me to be your father, then I won't do it. Hey, hey, don't always do anything. Don't you know whether men and women can have sex or not?"
Seeing that King Zeus was about to take action again, Chu Yang quickly moved his butt back a few times, shook his hands wildly and said: "Okay, I won't joke with you who have no sense of humor, lest you fall out again, like that
It’s too boring. You’d better close your eyes and take a rest, you’ll have to climb the cliff later.”
After hearing Chu Yang talk about business, King Zeus stopped arguing with him and asked: "What time is it now?"
Chu Yang raised his left hand and glanced at his watch: "It's now 11:47 in the middle of the night. Everyone up there should be fast asleep, so it's the best time to climb up."
But King Zeus shook his head and said, "It's too early to go."
Chu Yang asked strangely: "Are the people on Mount Olympus all night owls and have to go to bed early in the morning every day?"
"We people live in underground cities all year round. Due to the influence of day and night, our biological clocks have long been disrupted and have formed our own set of time patterns. This time in the mountains is equivalent to about seven o'clock outside."
After King Zeus finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes and said, "The time when people above are at their lowest alert is around three o'clock in the morning."
"Three o'clock in the morning? So late."
Chu Yang frowned: "If you put it this way, there are still more than three hours, so why didn't you tell us earlier so that we wouldn't have to come over so early and feel so uncomfortable being wet and afraid to light a fire?"
King Zeus replied calmly: "If we don't come before twelve o'clock, the difficulty will increase."
"What level of difficulty? Will the vortex just disappear automatically after twelve o'clock?" Chu Yang curled his lips with a sarcastic look on his face.
King Zeus ignored him, but crossed his legs, put his hands on his knees, and pinched his thumbs and index fingers together. It was like yoga, but not exactly the same. Anyway, it made Chu Yang look and feel special.
He twisted and said, "What's your posture? It looks like you're trying to catch a toad."
"Hey, are you catching toads?"
"What's wrong? There are donkey hairs stuffed in your ears?"
"Fuck, forget it if you don't like to talk, do you think I'm willing to grind my teeth here with you?"
After chatting alone for a long time, Mr. Chu felt that it was boring, so he closed his mouth and looked at King Zeus with wide eyes.
No matter how much Mr. Chu complained, King Zeus just ignored him and remained in this posture, as motionless as an old monk in meditation. After a short effort, there was a faint heat rising from the top of his head.
"Hey, is this the legendary internal strength?"
Mr. Chu stared at the heat rising from King Zeus's head with wide eyes. It felt incredible, so he followed her example, made a fist with his hands, crossed his legs, and sat there like this for five or six minutes.
I didn't feel any heat coming out of my body. Instead, I felt the night wind blowing me up, and I got goosebumps all over my body from the cold, and I immediately felt very depressed.
I don't know how she did it... Chu Yang wanted to ask her how she did it, but then she thought about it and shut her mouth: No matter how awesome you are, what's the use? Anyway, as long as you don't show up now,
Khan, this is my defeated general... Oops, I have to stay away from this woman to avoid passing out again.
After faintly smelling the fragrance coming from King Zeus, Chu Yang quickly got up from the ground, walked upstream of her, and began to think about whether to take this opportunity to kill her to avoid future troubles.
Alas, men are always more likely to change their minds than women at certain moments. What is going on?
Chu Yang stood upwind of King Zeus, looking up at the cliff that seemed to tower into the clouds. When he was wondering what would happen after twelve o'clock, he saw a sudden light in the sky, as if there was a sudden blow above his head.
There was a flash of lightning, which scared him so much that he closed his eyes and trembled subconsciously. When he opened his eyes again, he understood what King Zeus had just said.
It turned out that the bright light just now was not lightning at all, but a strong light installed at the open entrance of the underground city: at least a dozen strong light lights, which turned on exactly at twelve o'clock, illuminated the river on this side of the Grand Canyon.
The light was as bright as day, not to mention anyone crossing the river at this time would be spotted, even a garbage bag floating on the water could be seen at a glance.
"It turns out that whenever twelve o'clock comes, there will be light patrols here. No wonder she insists on crossing the river in the middle of the night."
Looking at the shining river, Mr. Chu suddenly felt that King Zeus was not so annoying. At least he could avoid unnecessary trouble by following her.
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Looking at the river rolling westward, Chu Yang sat on the upstream side of the big rock, holding his cheek with his right hand, like a lady, and didn't know what he was thinking.
King Zeus, as the heat on his head gradually dissipated, took a long breath and slowly opened his eyes.
The clothes on her body were completely dry now. Compared with the wet Mr. Chu, she should be very comfortable, otherwise she wouldn't have a smug smile in her eyes when she looked at him.
After hearing King Zeus exhale, Chu Yang turned to her and smiled and said, "Your accent doesn't sound like a local."
King Zeus, who was picking up the wrinkles in his clothes, asked with a frown: "What does this sentence mean?"
Mr. Chu laughed evilly: "Hey, it doesn't mean anything. It's just a joke. Do you want to hear it?"
King Zeus sneered: "Humph, how can a person like you still tell elegant jokes?"
Chu Yang chuckled and said, "Tsk, you don't want to hear it, but I don't want to tell you either."
It’s no secret that the biggest characteristic of a woman is her strong curiosity: if someone is crying and shouting to tell her something, she may not like to hear it, but when someone doesn’t want to tell her, she will definitely ask.
People, I have to let people say, just like King Zeus.
After seeing Chu Yang really shut up and not speak, King Zeus felt a little itchy in his heart. He shrugged his shoulders and pretended to be indifferent and said: "Anyway, it's still early to wait until three o'clock. Sitting here is just sitting, and there's nothing else."
There is something to be done, please come and listen."
Chu turned his head and said with a blank look on his face: "What do you want me to say?"
King Zeus's nose was almost turned off by this guy's pretense of stupidity. He raised his finger and pointed at him: "You, didn't you just say something mindless to me after you heard me exhale?"
, and you said it was a joke?”
Chu Yang nodded: "Yes, I did say that, but you just said that I can't tell elegant jokes, so I won't say it."
King Zeus immediately said arrogantly: "But now I want to hear it again!"
A glimmer of success in the cunning plot flashed in Chu's eyes: "Do you really want to hear it?"
King Zeus was too lazy to say anything to him and just nodded.
Chu Yang immediately cheered up: "Okay, it doesn't matter if you ask me to tell a joke, but you can't have any objections to me after listening to it, because someone else told me this joke!"
King Zeus waved his hand impatiently: "Why are you such a mother-in-law? If you want to say something, just say it, and if you don't say it, you will push me down!"
"It's not a good thing for a woman to be so impatient."
Chu muttered something, coughed and said: "Ahem! I've started to speak. If I speak well, please applaud!"
"Say it!"
Chu Yang cleared his throat first, and then said: "It was said that there were two people who didn't know each other. They went to a company to work. They entered the elevator together. They were the only two people in the elevator. As the elevator was moving upward, there was someone
My stomach felt bad, so I farted."
Glancing at the blank-eyed King Zeus, Mr. Chu said seriously: "In this way, both of them are very embarrassed, but they don't know what to say. After all, shitting and farting are not so easy to control. But
How to solve everyone's embarrassment? Both of them are civilized people, so naturally they won't say bad words. So the man holding his nose smiled and said to the fart, "Haha, buddy, your accent doesn't sound like that."
He's a local."
After Chu Yang finished speaking, he couldn't hold back his laughter anymore.
While laughing, he made preparations for King Zeus to pounce.