Everyone, as of now, "Leave My Wife and Go Pick Up Girls", which lasted nineteen months, has been completed!
The full text is more than 5.6 million words, and it took nearly two years. It can be said that the brothers put a lot of effort into this book.
Of course, I also gained a lot.
In addition to a large amount of money, the most important thing is that I have been recognized by many buddies and sisters!
Here, brothers bow to everyone with full gratitude!
If you don't kowtow...just don't do it.
This is too pretentious, haha.
Really, regardless of the results of this book, without the support of brothers and sisters, this book would never have reached what it is today.
Of course, in addition to all the brothers and sisters, I also have to express my special thanks to the editor (Qiu Yuluoye), Guan Shuwen, everyone, Brother Ping and others. It is their constant guidance and care that keeps the brothers from losing the way forward.
thank you very much!
To be honest, when I finished writing the last three words (the complete book), I felt very heavy, as if I had lost something very important: Chu Yang, Chai Murong...
But there is a saying, it seems that only by giving up can you gain. If you always hold on to something, you may lose more and better things, so brothers are still absolute and forget about that.
With a touch of sadness, wipe away the sweat and move on...
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"Leave Your Wife to Go Pick Up Girls" has been completed, and the new book "Professional Heartbreaker" has been uploaded!
Here, with great reverence and humble thoughts, Sunshine urges you to pay attention to the new book and pray for you here: I wish you and your family good health, all the best, and all your wishes come true in the days to come!
Amen!
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Summary of the first section of the new book:
Section 1: Whose one is bigger!
"Men like women to be big at the top, and women like men to be big at the bottom. What does this sentence mean?"
Qin Lang stood in front of the big mirror in the bathroom, thinking about what Guan Hu told him. After thinking for a long time, he finally understood: Damn, it turned out to be about a man's penis and a woman's pussy. Oh, this bitch
.Man, you can’t just say this kind of thing, you have to make it mysterious.
"I don't know if this guy below me is a big one?"
As soon as he finished scolding Guan Hu, Qin Lang unbuckled his belt, ready to take the opportunity to let off steam to see if his own was big enough.
Qin Lang, who was a little drunk, forgot that he was not in Zhengtian Valley where he could urinate anywhere, but in the bathroom of 2046. The place in front of him was not a latrine, but the hand washing area of the bathroom.
2046 is the name of a first-class disco in Dongfang City. It was the first time in Qin Lang's life that he came to such a place. Due to the influence of the surrounding atmosphere, he accidentally drank too much.
Qin Lang took out the thing in his crotch and looked at it for a moment. Since he had no other reference, he didn't know his size, so he simply stopped caring about it and started peeing in front of the mirror.
When Qin Lang filled half of the water intermittently, he noticed in the mirror that a small door opened behind him, and a man walked out of it. He came to him with his head lowered and was about to wash his hands.
"Uh!" After letting out a foul-smelling burp, Qin Lang swallowed and subconsciously looked sideways at the person next to him, thinking in his mind: Let's compete to see whose penis is bigger.
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The man who was about to wash his hands also raised his head to look at him.
When the two people's eyes met... both of them were stunned.
"Hey, why is there a woman here!?" Although Qin Lang was really drunk and his eyes were not clear, he could still tell that this person was a woman, and she was also a beautiful girl.
This girl was wearing a white suspender skirt. Because Qin Lang was tall, he could easily see 20 centimeters below her chin.
"This is interesting, I really didn't see it." Qin Lang, whose eyes were straight, murmured this sentence.
When Qin Lang was staring at her tender white breasts, the girl also realized that the person peeing in front of the mirror...in front of the mirror was actually a man!
Completely subconsciously, the dazed girl looked down at Qin Lang.
"ah!"
The girl just glanced at Qin Lang's lower body, and then let out an earth-shattering scream. Then she raised her right hand and slapped him on the left cheek: "Rogue!"
Qin Lang could swear that if he hadn't been attracted to a certain part of the girl, he would never have been slapped.
Snapped!
With a crisp slap, Qin Lang's body turned half a circle on the spot.
Before Qin Lang was whipped, the guy down there was still wet.
Although the body no longer released when turning in circles, the urine that had been released spilled on the girl's body due to inertia, and it happened to be on the lower abdomen.
As a result, the girl who was already angry became even more angry. She raised her right hand and hit Qin Lang again.
"Damn it, why do you want to beat me up!?"
Qin Lang, who was stunned by the slap, woke up at this time. He didn't care about taking care of the guy below, and quickly raised his arm to block it.
If Qin Lang hadn't considered that the other person was a girl, he would have slapped him back instead of scolding him with his eyes wide open.
"I want to beat you? I want to, want to..."
The girl said through gritted teeth. Just when she was about to pounce on him again, she saw Qin Lang's lower body. Before she could finish her words, she quickly covered her eyes, stamped her feet and shouted: "Come and catch the gangsters, okay?"
The gangster is in the women’s restroom!”
"Women, women's restroom, is this the women's restroom?"
The girl's words were like a basin of cold water poured on Qin Lang's head, extinguishing most of his anger and drunkenness.
I'm in the women's restroom?
Holy shit, how is that possible!?
Qin Lang's eyes widened. He shook his head and looked at the indoor facilities a few times. He finally realized that this was indeed a women's restroom because there was no urinal for men to urinate next to the wall.
"Oops, I'm sorry, I, I went to the wrong bathroom, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
After realizing that he was in the wrong place, Qin Lang quickly bent down to apologize to the girl.
The girl probably didn't expect Qin Lang to give him such a solemn apology, so she subconsciously stopped shouting. When she put down her hand and was about to say something, she saw the thing he was showing and quickly used it.
He covered his eyes with his left hand again, raised his right hand and shouted in a low voice: "Get out of here!"
"Yes, yes, I'm going to get out of here, oh, I'm going out."
Qin Lang nodded repeatedly, fastened his belt hurriedly, turned around and ran towards the door.
When Qin Lang ran out of the women's restroom, his heart was still beating, but his spirit was no longer as nervous as before.
"Is this the women's restroom?"
After touching his cheek with his right hand and exhaling, Qin Lang raised his head and looked at the big mirror. After looking at it for a moment, he cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, it turns out this is really the case. This stupid discotheque, its stupid boss, you just... Isn't it enough to just write men's and women's restrooms here? Why should I draw a sign of a person wearing a skirt and a villain not wearing a skirt? I will be beaten and embarrassed."