Da Laowang, who lives in Chaoyang Community, is forty-eight years old this year and is currently unemployed at home.
At the beginning of last month, Big Lao Wang's wife, who believed in the truth, asked Blind Xiong from Nanshan to tell him a fortune telling: Comrade Big Lao Wang will encounter a peach blossom disaster in the twelfth lunar month of this year.
I heard that my man, who was not very big except for the thing under his crotch, was going to have a misfortune... This made Big Laowang's wife feel very unhappy.
From then on, Big Laowang fell into an unfounded charge of being a philanderer.
It is said that women are like tigers. In fact, no matter whether they are ugly or handsome women, they will turn into tigers only when they are jealous.
Big Laowang's wife is now a tiger.
As for me, it would be great if I could marry a wife. How could there be any misfortune? What's more, I am already in such a state of desolation, how could I be miserable... The great old man strictly monitors his wife,
He felt very annoyed, but the 'tracheitis' problem he had developed over the years prevented him from resisting like a man. He could only follow his wife's instructions and squat at home every day without going anywhere.
Although Big Lao Wang's cultural level is not very good, he also understands the difference between peach blossom luck and peach blossom calamity.
The so-called peach blossom luck means that someone's fortune is a peach blossom message. He or she has a good rapport with the opposite sex, and the person himself is charming and suave, which fascinates the opposite sex.
But what about the peach blossom tribulation? It refers to disputes or disasters due to relationships... As for what kind of disaster it will be, it's a big deal. Anyway, the peach blossom tribulation is very bad.
Although Big Lao Wang didn't believe what Blind Xiong said, he still preferred to believe what he said rather than what he didn't, so he squatted at home every day for fear of causing some disaster.
But for this man, it’s okay to stay at home for a day or two.
If it goes on for a long time, he will definitely get upset.
No, after drinking two glasses of wine tonight, after his wife and children fell asleep, he finally couldn't help his lonely heart, so he sneaked out of the house.
Even though Big Lao Wang sneaked out, he had no intention of going to those places where grass grows and orioles fly. He just casually walked along the road to relax in the middle of the night.
Alas, the outside world is better. At least there is no vinegar smell in the air...
Big Laowang was walking slowly along Chaoyang Road and was sighing with emotion when a black off-road vehicle passed by him.
Damn, if this person is in trouble, if you don’t provoke others, others will provoke you! On such a wide road, if you don’t drive in the middle of the road, why should you stick to the roadside?
Glancing at the rear taillights of the off-road vehicle that drove past, Big Lao Wang frowned and muttered to himself.
The off-road vehicle that passed Big Laowang stopped unexpectedly just after he muttered this sentence in his heart.
Big Laowang was stunned and stopped, staring at the car with his big white eyes and black eyes.
The parked off-road vehicle slowly lowered its windows.
By the light of the street lamp, Big Laowang saw a beautiful face that could only be seen in paintings, appearing behind the lowered car window.
This girl is so beautiful... Big Laowang swallowed and hurriedly took two steps forward. He thought that when this girl stopped the car, she was probably asking him about the road, otherwise, based on her words,
With his looks, can we have some kind of relationship with him?
However, when that beautiful girl made the next move and said a word, Big Lao Wang almost fell to the ground.
The girl with the charming face waited for Big Lao Wang to pass by, and actually took out a thick wad of hundred-dollar bills and threw them into his arms. She said with infinitely provocative spring in her voice:
"Hey, handsome guy, are you interested in spending the night with me? As long as you agree, the money will be yours, and you can leave without worrying about anything tomorrow morning."
Weird things happen every year, especially this year.
According to Big Laowang's net worth and appearance, not to mention the word "handsome guy", even if he takes 500 yuan to go to those "fireworks places", I'm afraid those third-rate "pheasants" will also have to frown.
He frowned and ignored the answer but spread his legs... But such a humble man unexpectedly met a girl who looked like a fairy in a painting. Not only did he give him tens of thousands of RMB, but she also invited him
Have a good night together!
Damn it, is the world really going to perish on December 21 this year? Otherwise, why would such a beautiful girl come out in such a hurry to find a man in the middle of the night?
Big Laowang held the money in his hands, looked at the girl sitting in the car like a fool, and murmured: "You, what did you say?"
"I said, if you go to bed with me tonight, the money will be yours."
The girl with big peach eyes raised her snow-white chin slightly, and her voice sounded as if she was about to die: "Besides, I promise not to destroy your family afterwards, how about that?"
Even if it destroys my family, it will be fine... Big Laowang swallowed with a groan, and felt his mentality suddenly speeding up. The caterpillar under his crotch suddenly stood up, and he asked stupidly: "You, give me this money."