After taking out the half-pack of cigarettes he had snatched and finding that there was still the last cigarette in it, Chu Yang casually left the empty cigarette box on the roadside, then lit the cigarette, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and slowly followed Little Coquettish's instructions.
direction and walk forward along the sidewalk.
Looking at the cars coming and going, Chu Yang couldn't help but think of the online novels he had read when he was in the army.
In those online novels, there always seems to be a stereotyped plot, that is, when the male protagonist is down and out, and he is walking aimlessly like this, suddenly there will be a very sexy and beautiful girl.
My sister, driving a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, or at least a BMW, would hit the male protagonist just right, and it would be the kind of collision that would not cause any damage at all. So, a down-and-out commoner and
A romantic love story about a rich princess happened.
Of course, the story must have a happy ending for everyone.
In the past, whenever Mr. Chu saw similar plots, he would always sneer at the authors, suspecting that the authors were either out of their minds or kicked by a donkey.
How can there be so many blind rich princesses in the world? Even if there are, I've been shopping around Laosda for a while, why haven't I met any of them? Is it because I walked along the sidewalk and didn't bump into those girls?
His chance? Chu Yang thought about it and looked at the middle of the road.
As if there was something wrong with him, Chu Yang suddenly decided to cross the highway and take a look, in order to prove whether he was the kind of down-and-out commoner with endless blessings.
God can testify that Chu Yang just wanted to give it a try. He just wanted to see if he would be rubbed by a beautiful woman driving a Ferrari or a BMW without any pain. He just wanted to give it a try, even if it was like this
The bitch about being a bitch happened to him, and he also swore that he would never fall in love with that kind of rich girl! If it was just this request, he only had to agree to marry that girl from the Su family, and there was no need for him to get married.
The level of work.
Really, God can testify that when Chu Yang walked down the sidewalk and walked to the opposite side, he really just wanted to try and see if a fancy car driven by a beautiful woman would hit him.
I just wanted to give it a try... Just as Chu was holding his pockets with both hands, ducking sideways to avoid the car coming from the east, he crossed the guardrail in the middle of the road in a graceful manner, and was about to raise his head and cross the road to the opposite side.
As he passed by, a fiery red Ferrari blew in front of him like the wind. After giving the rear of the car a hard shake, it made a tooth-piercing screech of brakes. Then, Chu's body was like
It was a kite floating like that.
Damn, I really hit the jackpot! Just as Chu Yang was about to raise his head, he suddenly felt a strong wind coming behind him. Before the car could get close to his butt, he had already made the condition
Stomping his feet as if on reflex, he rose into the air, face down, and when he looked at the fiery red Ferrari convertible that suddenly stopped, he felt that he should really buy a lottery ticket...
Zhou Shuhan is really annoyed, annoyed, and annoyed today!
She was indeed annoyed when she discovered that a thief had stolen her mobile cash and bank card, but when she touched the remaining coin, she was not so annoyed. After all, as long as she used this coin to call her family, the current
The embarrassing situation will be solved soon. As for the stolen things, except for some photos of herself with ambiguous expressions on the mobile phone card, she didn't see the money at all.
But what really upset Zhou Shuhan was that before he was about to make a call, he met such a graceless guy. Not only did he not follow the gentleman's rule of "ladies first", but he also acted despicably after catching the thief.
, she gave away her money to Lai openly! Not only that, but what made her even more ashamed was that in order to get her mobile phone back, she had to say "thank you" to the man who smiled and had white teeth, but was actually a gangster.
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Let the boss of the Jinan Yunshui Group branch and the rich daughter of the mayor of Jinan City say thank you to a gangster who used despicable means to take away her money! This is such a shameful thing for her.
Therefore, what happened today was the day that Zhou Shuhan wanted to go crazy the most in her 21 years! When she took the money from the nanny who came to pick her up, she immediately asked her to go home first. The nanny could see that the eldest daughter of the Zhou family was very unhappy.
He looked worried that something would happen to her, and wanted to go home with her, but Zhou Shuhan told her to leave first in an unquestionable tone.
After the helpless nanny took a taxi and drove away, Zhou Shuhan drove out of his Ferrari from the parking lot, lowered the top, and prepared to drive to the expressway of the East Outer Ring Road to vent his dissatisfaction with the man.
Shameful and angry. This kind of anger made her drive near the Jinan East Railway Station and kept muttering: "You stinking scoundrel, you must never let me see you again! If I see you again,
You, I have to hit you to death! Hit you to death! Hit... ah!"
Zhou Shuhan imagined the stinky gangster in old sportswear in front of the car. She drove the car faster and faster. When she found a guy crossing the road, it was too late to brake.
!But she still subconsciously stepped on the brakes while screaming, so the Ferrari swung its tail and knocked the man into the air, like a kite.
Fortunately, the vehicle behind Zhou Shuhan's car was far enough away from her and it did not cause a vicious rear-end collision.
It's over, I hit someone!
After seeing a person flying in front of the car, Zhou Shuhan, who had never stepped on an ant to death since she was a child, now stepped on the brakes and looked ahead like a fool, staring blankly at the person who landed in front of her car.
The man who rolled to the ground along the front of the car lay on the steering wheel with a buzz in his head: It's over, I hit someone, I hit someone, why did I hit someone?
The person next door was numb. Fortunately, I had a sharp reaction, otherwise I would have had to stay here today. After rolling off the front of the Ferrari, Chu Yang took advantage of the situation and rolled a few times on the ground toward the guardrail, and then raised his feet to support it.
Standing on the guardrail, I breathed a long sigh of relief. Looking at the sun that was still shining brightly in the west, I felt that today's sun was particularly kind.
Unless there are special circumstances, you can never cross the guardrail in the future. This is a lesson.
Chu Yang closed his eyes and rested for a moment. Then he shook his neck and sat up amidst the sound of brakes from several cars. He stood up amidst the surprised eyes of many people looking this way, "How come you're not dead?!"
He stood up and walked to the fiery red Ferrari. He slapped his back with one hand and put his other hand on the front of the car. He said to the female driver inside who was leaning on the steering wheel: "Hey, are you okay? I was wrong this time. I shouldn't have done it."
Across the guardrail. I'm sorry, you were frightened and impregnated... Well, how could it be you?"
Huh? Why is someone apologizing to me? What's going on? In confusion, Zhou Shuhan raised his head from the steering wheel and saw Chu Yang who was sincerely apologizing to him. He was stunned for a moment, and then looked at him
The old sportswear then screamed: "Ah! I didn't mean to hit you to death. I just thought about it while driving, but I really didn't intend to hit you to death! Don't come here.
Am I okay? Just disappear first! Disappear! On this day every year from now on, I will burn paper money for you!"
"Fuck! You, what are you calling this woman? Did you just want to hit me to death while driving?" I found that the person sitting in the car was the one who had squandered more than three thousand yuan from her more than an hour ago.
Chu Yang was also stunned when he saw the silly girl, but then he heard clearly what she was saying, and couldn't help but smiled bitterly and cursed: "Damn it, curse me to death? You should keep the paper money and use it for yourself! Disappear, disappear.
, I will disappear now and I won’t bother to look at you again.”
As he spoke, Chu Yang picked up his eyelids with his fingers, stretched out his tongue and shouted "Ah" at Zhou Shuhan. After seeing her raise her hands to cover her face and scream, she patted her butt with satisfaction, turned around and left.
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"Don't scare me, don't scare me. I will definitely burn a lot of paper money for you. Please leave quickly, okay? I keep my word, really!" Zhou Shuhan covered her eyes and kept muttering these.
It wasn't until the car behind her impatiently honked her horn that she peeked out from between her fingers.
No longer seeing the man with his tongue hanging out and his eyes wide open, Zhou Shuhan slowly took his hand away and looked at the empty car, dumbfounded: Where is the person?
"Hey, that Ferrari in front of you, you always stand on the line, are you going to walk or not? Don't think that just because it's a Ferrari, you can park it wherever you want!" A buddy from Cape Town behind saw that guy and didn't know if he was a god or a ghost.
, but the guy who was definitely not human had patted his butt and left as if nothing had happened for a long time. The Ferrari was still parked there and didn't move. He was a little annoyed. After pressing the horn to no avail, he simply stuck his head out of the car window and asked Zhou Shuhan loudly.
"Ah!" After being awakened by someone else's voice, Zhou Shuhan finally came to his senses, turned around and asked weakly to the impatient guy: "Where is the person I hit just now?"
"Let's go." The Cape Sang guy didn't expect Zhou Shuhan, who was driving a Ferrari, to be so beautiful. The impatient look on his face just now turned into an attentive smile: "Hey, everyone has left for a while. This lady,
You, you weren't scared by him, were you?"
"Have you been gone for a while? Then, why is there no blood on the ground?" Zhou Shuhan looked at the ground like a fool, but she did not see the red liquid that scared her.
"Yeah, that guy was really perverted just now. He was knocked up so high by you and walked away without any trouble. He was really crazy."
"He, he can't be a ghost, right? Otherwise, why didn't he hit him to death, and there was no blood on the ground? What's going on?" Zhou Shuhan asked again in a questioning tone before restarting the stalled car.
Poussin's brother.
"It must be, no, you haven't seen such a bright sun. How dare a ghost show up in the sun?" The buddy from Cape Sang felt that chatting with a beautiful girl in a car is a good enjoyment. It's just that.
But he had just had this feeling for a little while when he saw the beautiful Ferrari woman cursed 'scumbag' in her mouth, and then stopped looking at him, put the car into gear and ran away.
At this time, a police motorcycle whirred and drove over from behind...