After Chai Murong got out of the car, he passed Chu Yang with his skirt in both hands and ran up the mountain along the winding path.
Although he had no strength to restrain the chicken, he rushed to the lead at this moment. This shows how much Chai Murong cared about Chai Yueran.
Everyone knows that when men and girls go up the stairs together, especially girls wearing skirts, they should walk in front of them when climbing mountains. This is due courtesy.
The guy said it, didn't he say that ladies have priority? Why should men be put in front of women?
A certain pervert replied in a lustful way: I really like girls wearing skirts to walk in front of me when climbing mountains, because then I can enjoy the "infinite scenery" under the girl's skirt when I accidentally look up...
…
At this point, everyone should know whether they should be in front or behind the next time they go up the stairs or climb a mountain with a girl wearing a skirt, right?
To be honest, Chu Yang didn't know much about this. Besides, he was not in the mood to have these dirty thoughts right now. After getting off the car, he and Shang Lige spent all their energy searching for any unusual movements around them.
, I didn’t expect that when I raised my head, I could clearly see Sister Murong’s panties. I was stunned for a moment, and then I was very happy in my heart: Well, luckily I had the foresight and didn’t let Gu Mingchuang, a pervert, go with me.
Come, otherwise you will suffer a lot!
"What, you haven't seen enough?" Just when Chu was walking leisurely and looking up at the scenery under her skirt, Shang Lige, who was standing side by side with him, also noticed this phenomenon, so he took advantage of it.
When Jin Xi'er and the other two 2012 subordinates dispersed around vigilantly and no one was paying attention, they pinched his arm with two rare hands, and there was a rare sour taste in their tone.
"I'll never tire of watching it... Anyway, I didn't do it on purpose. It's just a coincidence. It's just a coincidence!" After telling the truth, Mr. Chu smiled obscenely and quickly caught up with Chai Murong with his eyes.
When he glanced around, he blocked her body with his arm: "Follow me, and don't stay in front of me until you reach your destination!"
Sister Murong thought that Brother Chu was worried about her safety, so she said excitedly: "Chu Yang, you are so kind to me! Don't worry, I will be fine. They don't dare to do anything to me."
So. On the contrary, it is safer for you to follow me, I can protect you!"
"You're such a little guy, and you still want to protect me? Fortunately, the wind on the mountain is not strong at this time." Chu rolled his eyes and walked forward: "Chai Murong, let me tell you a joke.
This is a story about leather shoes."
After hearing this, Chai Murong, who was worried about his cousin's safety, frowned and pushed his buttocks, and said anxiously: "How long has it been and you are still in the mood to joke with me? Can you leave quickly?"
Slowly, get out of the way and let me clear the way for you, the official!"
Chu Yang didn't care about this. He was just observing and listening to what was going on around him with his eyes and ears. He opened his arms to block the small narrow path and started to wave: "It's about an office full of beautiful women. There was someone who just bought a pair of
The guy with brand-name leather shoes can always accurately guess the color of underwear worn by a female colleague wearing a skirt, and he can do so with perfect accuracy. This is very difficult for other colleagues to understand, so someone asked him what's going on?
"
"I won't listen, I won't listen, how can you spit out ivory from your dog's mouth?" Chai Murong covered her ears with her hands and shook her head repeatedly. She said she didn't listen, but her hands and fingers didn't come together, and she vaguely guessed
: This kid suddenly told me this kind of joke at this time. It was probably a way for him to deliberately relax himself when he was about to face an unknown danger.
Chu Yang didn't care whether Chai Murong would listen or not. Anyway, he really wanted to tell this story right now: "When that person heard his colleague ask him this, he proudly said nonsense about secrets that cannot be leaked. But his female colleague listened
After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out how he knew what color underwear she was wearing, so he changed into a pair of red underwear when he went to work the next day, but at noon, she
The male colleague immediately told others that she was wearing red underwear. After the woman heard this, she was even more puzzled, so she changed into black underwear on the third day. But by noon, everyone in the office knew the color of her underwear again.
."
Now that Chai Murong understood what Chu Yang meant by telling the story, he was no longer in a hurry to surpass him. He just whispered in a low voice: "You know some such dirty stories."
After looking up halfway up the mountain, Chu Yang wiped his nose and continued: "As a result, this woman was shocked, and at the same time she was even more puzzled. She felt that her male colleague might have clairvoyance, so she ignored it.
He reservedly made a bet with him, saying that as long as he could guess what color underwear she would wear tomorrow, she would be his girlfriend from now on. The man naturally agreed happily. So, on the third day after the bet,
The next day, this woman got angry and simply came to work naked and wearing a skirt without any underwear."
After hearing this, Sister Murong suddenly had a look of disdain on her face and said, "Tsk, you scoundrel...then did he guess what color underwear this woman was wearing?"
Chu Yang stopped and turned around, looking down at Chai Murong with a lewd smile: "The day after the bet, this woman walked up to the man proudly and asked him, 'What color am I wearing today?
Underwear? If you guessed correctly, then I will be your girlfriend from now on!'"
After Chu Yang said this, he turned around and climbed up the mountain.
Chai Murong, who was following him closely, waited for a while and saw that the boy didn't tell the next story at all. Although he knew that the ending of the story was likely to be sleazy, the woman's curiosity still made her pretend.
After being reserved for a while, he couldn't help but asked in a low voice: "What happened next?"
Chu Yang asked without looking back: "What happened next?"
"You..." Chai Murong clicked his lips and saw Shang Lige looking around, so he asked in a low voice: "What happened to your leather shoe story? Didn't you just say that the female colleague was not wearing underwear?
Do you want the man to guess?"
Chu Yang turned around in surprise, his eyes widened and asked: "Do you really want to hear it?"
"Bullshit, I didn't want to hear it at first, but you, a scoundrel, had to tell me. You have aroused my interest in listening to the story, but you betrayed me again. This shows that you are really not that good." Chai Murong stretched out his hand and grabbed her.
The next straw hit Chu Yang: "Tell me, what happened next!"
Seeing that the success aroused Chai Murong's interest, Mr. Chu laughed proudly: "After hearing the female colleague ask what color underwear she was wearing today, the man stretched out his foot and stepped on the female colleague with his leather shoe.
On the floor not far away from her skirt, her eyes were staring at the uppers of her shiny leather shoes. She was about to say something but suddenly she was shocked and shouted, "Holy shit, what the hell are these brand-name leather shoes? I just wore them."
After more than a week, why did a hole suddenly appear on the shoe!?'"
After Chu Yang finished speaking, he shrugged his shoulders and laughed a few times, turned around and climbed up again.
Chai Murong asked in confusion: "Keep talking."
"say what?"
"Talk about the story about the leather shoes. You just mentioned that after the man put his leather shoes on the floor under the skirt of the female colleague, why did he find a crack in the leather shoes? Ah, I understand..." Chai Murong was a little confused.
He repeated this sentence once, and then he was stunned for a moment and then his face turned red. He raised his hand and hit Chu Yang: "Chu Yang, you are really an out-and-out gangster. You actually said this to me, who is pure.
Such a dirty story, bah!"
Chu Yang grabbed Chai Murong's hand with a wicked smile, stepped back and said: "Hey, people with pure thoughts cannot understand the essence of this story, but you know it all at once, and you still have the nerve to say that you are pure? Okay, okay, okay.
La, stop making trouble. I tell you this joke to remind you that when you go up the stairs or go up the mountain in a skirt, never walk in front of a man. That way, even if he doesn’t wear new leather shoes, he will easily see something he shouldn’t.
Something that arrived.”
"Get out of here, get away from me!" Chai Murong, whose face was red, pulled back her right hand hard and involuntarily covered her skirt.
"Really, really, stop making trouble. It's good to relax your nerves occasionally. Jiu'er, take good care of her and don't worry about anything else." Chu Yang straightened his face as he spoke, then turned around and lowered his body slightly, as if
A civet cat quickly jumped up the mountain.
"This bastard knows he's not up to date." When Chai Murong cursed in a low voice, Shang Lige caught up from behind and walked side by side with her in a leisurely manner.
Because Chu Yang told the joke just now, Chai Murong's pretty face was still blushing. In order to cover up this abnormality, she asked Shang Lige: "Hey, I said Shang Lige, why didn't Chu Yang go and do that to him?"
Is the perverted master calling here too?"
Shang Lige replied coldly: "If Chu Yang troubles Hu Mietang again, he will definitely have to owe someone a favor for you. Hum, in that case, if Ye Chuqing takes the opportunity to confess to Chu Yang again, you
Do you dare to say anything without your consent while guarding Hu Mietang?"
"What's so scary about him? He's just a pretty and outrageous shemale..." Although Chai Murong said this, she couldn't help but shudder when she thought of Hu Miedang's monster look.
Then I heard a voice in the distance above my head: "Second sister! Second sister!"
"Yueran!" Chai Murong looked up and saw a person standing in the distance on the upper right. It was Chai Yueran who she and Chai Fanfan had high hopes for.
After seeing Chai Yueran standing here safe and sound, Chai Murong no longer cared about climbing up in a skirt and letting people behind her see the scenery under the skirt. She called out her cousin's name with a tearful voice. With the help of Shang Lige,
Get off and run over there as fast as possible.
When Chai Murong ran towards Chai Yueran, the latter also ran down, and soon they met under a tree.
Looking at Chai Yueran, whose face was very ugly, Chai Murong couldn't stop the tears from flowing down. He hugged his cousin in his arms and cried, "Oh my God, my God, what is the fate of our Chai family?"
What kind of evil have you committed, and why do you punish us like this?"