967 men and women match, work is not tiring! (First update!)
The biggest difference between humans and animals, apart from having to wear clothes when getting out of bed, the most important thing is to know how to save face.
Of course, this so-called face has no market among young lovers who are passionately in love: When have you ever seen a pair of young lovers who are alone together caring about face?
Although Mr. Chu and Mr. Chai have been a couple for a long time, their marriage was doomed to fail because they had no feelings at the time, or they would never talk as unscrupulously as they do now.
With the sweetness of passionate love, I am not ashamed to say those disgusting love words.
After hearing Chu Yang say that there will be many opportunities to repay him in the future, and that the most important thing now is to take good care of his health, Chai Murong, who was almost moved to tears, said: "Yang Yang, please don't always think about me like this.
Don’t you know that the more physically exhausted a woman is, she is actually a flower that is about to wither and is most in need of the nectar of a man like you?”
Immediately, Chu Yang made a surprised expression: "Yeah, how many times do you have to water your flower in one night before it blooms?"
"It depends on how much nectar you have. Sister, I would say 'Han Xin orders troops, the more the merrier'!"
"Really? Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to get out of bed or walk the next day?"
"Tsk, I've only heard of cows dying from exhaustion, but I've never heard of plowed fields!"
Mr. Chu laughed evilly, put his left hand on a certain girl's thigh and groped gently: "Hehe. That's good. Since you said so, then don't blame me tonight for not knowing how to cherish the beauty and pity the jade."
Holding the hand tightly with her legs, a certain woman gently swayed her waist a few times, her eyes as charming as silk: "Okay, then you are not allowed to say surrender!"
"Hey, I won't say these two words even if I'm exhausted!"
"A biting dog doesn't bark, don't just talk, watch the action!"
As for the shameless words that this pair of men and women, who finally let go of their hatred, said when they were alone, I won’t tell them one by one here. This can be regarded as protecting other people’s privacy... Let’s just talk about Chu Yang and the two.
What was your attitude when you got the three monsters and were about to be escorted to the Philippines?
After cursing a few "common words" in a very ungraceful manner, Chu Yang didn't take the news seriously. He just lit a cigarette and looked at the dark night (he was already running in Outer Mongolia at this time).
After a whole day), he asked Chai Murong: "Rong Rong, do you think we should find a yurt to stay, or should we just sleep in the car and have a romantic car ride at night?"
This time, Chai Murong did not flirt with Chu Yang. Instead, he frowned and thought for a moment with a serious expression before saying: "Chu Yang, do you think Xi Yaomei and the others can survive?"
, will it help your future 'career'?"
During the whole day of escaping, Chu Yang told Chai Murong all the plans in his mind: This girl has such a high IQ and is so capable of calculating people. If she doesn't take advantage of it, she will definitely be a disaster.
A waste of resources!
Sure enough, after seeing Chai Murong mention this topic, Chu Yang relaxed the accelerator under his feet slightly, and said with great relief: "Now you are finally willing to regard yourself as my woman, and you also know how to do it for me."
Thinking about it, they are not bad, and their spirit is commendable. Well, although I don’t know what is particularly outstanding about Xi Yaomei and the others, but just judging from their appearance... Hehe, if they are given up by those bastards in the Philippines like this
If they were shot, it would definitely be a disgrace to the scenery. What do you mean, do you really want to rescue them?"
"I've thought about it, you want to have your own private armed force, 2012 can provide you with a lot of human resources, and Xi Yaomei and the others are considered to be the best in the teaching. And the most important thing is
, Their arrest this time has a very direct relationship with me and you. As an archbishop, I should help them." Chai Murong said, taking out the ice age device from behind.
Antidote box: "If we rescue them and then give them the Ice Age antidote, they will definitely be grateful to us, right?"
After blowing out a puff of light smoke, Chu Yang licked his lips and said: "Let me correct what you said wrong first. If I really want to save them, it will only be me who will do the work, and it has nothing to do with you."
Chai Murong said dissatisfied: "The two of us have gone through so many setbacks before we truly came together. Why should we separate ourselves?"
"The accounts are clear, good brother, I'm used to doing things this way, hehe." Chu Yang smiled sheepishly, and then nodded: "Okay, I'll listen to you. But we definitely can't go back to China to save people, pointed out.
Maybe they have set up a net and are waiting for us. If we want to go, we have to go to the Philippines. Anyway, the people there are not good people. Even if a few are accidentally injured, I will not make the mistake of always not knowing anything.
It's called sadness."
"I deeply agree with this." After Chai Murong nodded and said, "Heroes have similar opinions," he immediately asked: "How should we go?"
"In this regard, the mountain man has his own clever plan, so you don't have to worry about it."
"Well, from now on, you will only do physical work, and leave all the mental work to me." Chai Murong cutely pretended to be a young girl, and said, "This is called matching men and women, so you don't get tired of working."
Chu Yang immediately waved his hand and said with a serious expression: "Wrong! You shouldn't say it like this. It should be said, 'A husband and wife work together, and their strength can break through metal'!"
After nodding with a rare expression of approval, Chai Murong said with emotion: "Chu Yang, have you noticed that no matter how big the misunderstanding between us is, even if we deliberately try to kill each other, there is always a relationship between us.
There is a strange feeling that allows us to "laugh away our grudges" very quickly. When we are together again, we will forget all the unpleasantness and quickly become like those couples who seem to have been in love for thousands of years.
A whole... For a long time, I have been wondering what the relationship between us is, but until now, with my deep heart, I still haven't figured out why."
"Maybe it's because we were a pair of lovers who were deeply in love a long, long, long time ago." When Mr. Chu murmured these words, he suddenly wanted to tell her what Chen Yiqing had told him.
: "Chai Murong, I have a story I want to tell you."
"What story?" Chai Murong, who was trimming his eyebrows in the rearview mirror, said casually: "I didn't expect that a boring person like our third prince can tell stories. Tell me."
"Ahem, forget it. You are right. I am indeed a boring person. Apart from telling vulgar jokes that make you feel itchy between your legs, I don't know much else." Someone from Chu said.
After hesitating for a while, he decided to forget it, because he was really worried: Regardless of whether Chai Murong would believe that ridiculous legend, but when she heard that she came to earth this time to bear the disaster for me, then she
She will definitely face me immediately with a high attitude of 'savior'. Aren't I asking for trouble? Amitabha, this legend is absolutely forbidden to be told to her, not even to death.
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May 27, 2012, is the last Sunday in May this year. In China, it is the seventh day of April in the lunar calendar. The weather turns sunny and cloudy. It is a very ordinary day. It is not a major festival. It is just according to the old customs.
According to the almanac: Today is the day to break the ground, bury people, etc. It is forbidden to open the market, set up securities, etc.
But in the Philippines, on the last Sunday of this month, a grand procession of the Virgin Mary is being held in the capital Manila. Beautiful girls are wearing white robes decorated with flowers, following the Virgin Mary statue, turning around all over the streets.
This made Mr. Chu feel very uninterested in being among the parade crowd. If it weren't for the guy with the mustache next to him who always held his hand, he would have run to the bar nearby.
I drank beer and enjoyed being served by a Filipino maid who is famous in the world.
This is a man with a mustache wearing a long-sleeved white T-shirt, a baseball cap on his head, and a pair of glasses not much bigger than a mung bean on the bridge of his nose. If his little black hand holding Chu Yang's left hand looks like that
So soft and smooth, everyone thought that this guy with a somewhat dark complexion was actually a top-notch beauty who had just become full of vitality and charm after a "night of watering": Chai Murong.
"My dear, you have to learn to be calm and calm in whatever you want to do." After sticking out the tip of his tongue and licking his lips, Chai Murong took Chu Yang's hand forward and looked at her peach blossom eyes under his glasses.
The person in front of me looked at the back of his head and said with a little excitement in his tone: "I'm just wondering how you became a famous killer with a character like yours, who feels like your butt will grow thorns after just sitting still for a while. Those rumors
Don't all the killers who are very good at killing have the ability to lie motionless in the grass all night? Why are you so restless?"
Chu Yang curled his lips disdainfully and said lazily: "What you are talking about is all stupidity. A real killer will never put his limited energy into that kind of boring waiting. When have you ever heard of a hungry man?"
How can a half-dead leopard lie in the grass all night? And it's still motionless. What a truly excellent killer is best at is not just waiting around, but taking the initiative. When attacking, it's like lightning streaking across the sky, pursuing a single blow.
Fatal...forget it, when I tell you this, it's like you telling me about the stuff in the mall, it's just playing the piano to a cow."
Before entering the Philippines, in order to deceive others, Mr. Chu once again used his superb disguise skills. With only a few colored pens, he dressed up Chai Murong, who was weak and frail when he stood up in the morning, as a native of the Philippines.
Boy, if it weren't for the official's eyes that were so charming that she didn't even need to wear glasses, others would never have been able to tell that she was a real troublemaker (Chai Murong claimed).
"Fortunately, you don't know everything, otherwise the earth would not be able to accommodate you."
Chai Murong turned to look at Chu Yang, who was yawning and crying, and said with some pride: "Yesterday evening, I don't know who told me how awesome he was. But in fact, if it weren't for the high official
I am merciful, let alone your current state, you may not even have the strength to walk today, right?"