Volume 6 026 Believe in you, it is better to believe that Guanyin is in love with Zhu Bajie!
Volume 6026: It is better to believe in you than to believe that Guanyin is in love with Zhu Bajie!
This wretched little old man could actually figure out the secret behind his changing appearance. It was definitely not as simple as it seemed on the surface.
Moreover, he didn't feel any fluctuations in Yuanli from this wretched little old man, and his spiritual consciousness was empty, as if this person didn't exist at all. Because of this, facing the wretched little old man's appearance, he
Would rather avoid it.
However, now that he has discovered his secret, he cannot let it go easily. Who knows if this little old man is from the City Lord's Mansion.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, don't do anything, don't do anything, my dear, the little old man has absolutely no ill intentions towards you!" Seeing Qin Xiang's killing intent, the little old man waved his hands hurriedly.
"puff--"
Upon hearing his words, the little smoke immediately spat out - of course, it was just retching, there was nothing in its stomach to vomit.
This wretched little old man, what are these words? My dear, if they come from the mouth of a normal man to the ears of the woman he loves, they are naturally disgusting words, but from the mouth of this wretched little old man,
When it reached Qin Xiang's ears, it was even more uncomfortable than killing him, and the goosebumps on his body were popping like crazy.
"Old ghost, you dare to say obscene words in front of me again. If I don't cut your body into pieces immediately, I swear that I won't be a human being!" Qin Xiang was driven crazy by his words, and there was a murderous intent in his eyes.
Staring hard at the little old man, he spoke coldly every word.
And in his palm, a green sword slowly rotated, with murderous intent, and it instantly locked onto the little old man in front of him.
Qingyu Sword, yes, it is Qingyu Sword!
However, the Qingyu Sword at this time is no longer the cold physical sword like before, but the Qingyu Heart Sword that is completely condensed by his spiritual power!
The Qingyu Sword and the Qingming Sword are both divine weapons. After the two swords were combined, they synthesized the Sword of Life and were swallowed and absorbed by Qin Xiang's Dantian whirlpool, but they did not disappear. Just after Qin Xiang woke up, he and Ye Ling'er
After discovering the existence of the Heart Sword, the two swords are like the souls of the swords attached to their bodies. They can be summoned with just a thought.
It's just that Qin Xiang has focused more on the cultivation of the Five Elements Yuan Power during this period, so he has never studied the Qingyu Sword Technique in depth. However, after forming the Heart Sword, the Qingyu Sword has undoubtedly become more and more closely related to him.
His body and spirit were completely integrated, and he used the Qingyu Heart Sword to perform the Qingyu Sword Technique. The power was naturally unmatched by anything before.
Facing this wretched and mysterious little old man who had already irritated him to the point of going crazy, he had no choice but to summon the Green Feather Heart Sword.
"Oh, how do you say this? What is dirty talk? The little old man said this to you little guy because he likes you. If others want to hear it, even if they kneel down and beg me, I may not agree!"
The little old man said disdainfully.
"You... I listened to your words. Goosebumps fell all over the floor, and the intestines in my stomach were about to spurt out. Isn't your wet nurse disgusting? You dead old ghost with pedophilia!" Qin Xiang heard him
With the word "I like you", the strong momentum that had just been gathered almost collapsed, and his heart went crazy because he couldn't bear it. As soon as he finished the curse, Qingyu's Heart Sword shot through the air, and Qin Xiang's eyes were filled with murderous intent.
Explodes instantly!
"die--"
With a flash of green light, the Qingyu Heart Sword had already passed through the chest of the wretched little old man.
However, the next moment, Qin Xiang's eyes widened and her mouth opened and could not be closed.
Because he clearly saw that the Qingyu Heart Sword passed through the little old man's chest, but it passed through as if it had passed through the air. However, the wretched little old man still stood there calmly, as if he really
It's like it's made of air!
"This... how is this possible? How could this be possible?" Qin Xiang was shocked, because when the Qingyu Heart Sword pierced through the wretched little old man's body just now, he still couldn't feel any energy fluctuations, nor did he see any.
The wretched little old man moved half of his body, but stood there, lowering his head and staring at the Qingyu Heart Sword passing through his chest.
"You...are you a human...or a ghost?" The ability of this wretched little old man has overturned his understanding of martial arts, martial arts, and heaven. He really can't imagine any martial arts, secrets, or martial arts skills that can do this.
At this point, the only thing Qin Xiang can think of at this time is that this wretched little old man is not a human at all, but a ghost!
"Quack..." The wretched little old man smiled wretchedly, turned around, spread his hands and said, "Look, have you seen a ghost with a shadow?"
In the dying light of the setting sun, there was the elongated shadow of the wretched little old man in the courtyard of the inn.
"I don't believe I can't stab you to death!" Qin Xiang felt awe-struck in his heart. He knew that what he met was definitely not an ordinary person, but the little old man's wretched smile was really intolerable to him. He gritted his teeth, and the Qingyu sword spun around and landed on the ground.
In his hand, he stamped the ground with the sole of his foot, and ran towards the wretched little old man as fast as lightning. The green feather sword glowed brightly, and with a chirping sound, the man and the sword pierced through the place where the wretched little old man was standing just now.
"How... how is it possible?" Qin Xiang turned around suddenly and looked at the wretched little old man standing there, feeling a turmoil in his heart.
A person just stood there quietly and stabbed him, but not only did he fail to hurt him at all, but he didn't even feel the slightest touch. What kind of strength can this be achieved?
"Quack, darling, if you can stab the little old man, the little old man will teach you how to pick up girls, and pick up all the beautiful girls in God's realm!" The little old man still stood there quietly, without moving his feet at all.
However, his smile is as wretched as it gets.
"I don't believe it anymore. Even if you turn into air, I will split you open!"
Of course Qin Xiang would not believe what this little old man said. With his wretched appearance, he still taught himself how to pick up girls. He was afraid that all the girls would run away early when they saw him like this. As soon as the little old man finished speaking, he would run away as far as he could.
, he then ran up in disbelief and slashed down with his sword.
"Chi"
"Chi"
"Chi"
…
Qin Xiang exploded again in disbelief. The green feather sword in his hand danced into a sword shadow that filled the sky, completely covering the space within a radius of thirty meters. In almost three breaths, seventy-eight swords were thrust out.
"boom!"
Qin Xiang rushed forward wildly, dug his feet deep into the ground, raised them up quickly, turned around, and looked at the little old man with a wretched smile like a monster, Nuonuo said authentically: "You... you are so stupid
What kind of kung fu is it?”
It can be said that the wretched little old man's kung fu made him feel completely powerless. This was something he had never heard of before, and it was beyond his cognitive scope.
With his strength, let alone murderers, he can't even touch his shadow.
Previously, he was shocked by the super wretchedness of the little old man, but now he was shocked by the weird and incomparable kung fu of the little old man. In the face of this weird kung fu, he temporarily forgot about the little old man's wretchedness.
The little old man rubbed his hands, and laughter actually flowed out of the corner of his mouth. He chuckled and said: "Baby, do you want to learn? As long as you kneel down, kowtow to the little old man three times, and call me."
Teacher, I can teach you anything."
"Teacher? You actually want you to become your teacher?" Faced with the little old man's magical skills, Qin Xiang became somewhat immune to his disgusting names, but he never expected that this wretched little old man would actually
I want to worship him as my teacher.
The little old man said nervously: "Of course, as long as you accept the little old man as your teacher, not to mention the little dodge skills just now, even the little old man will teach you everything he has learned.
How about it? Little guy, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Don’t miss it. You will never come back if you lose it. After passing this village, there will be no such store!"
As he spoke, he stared at Qin Xiang nervously with greedy eyes. What does that look like? Doesn't it look like a wretched uncle abducting a little loli on the roadside?
Qin Xiang trembled all over, took two steps back, and said warily: "You...what do you want to do?"
When he woke up, he couldn't tell that this little old man had any good intentions towards him. Want to ask him to be his teacher? This old bastard obviously wanted to abduct him. Once he became his teacher, wouldn't he be there every day?
Can you "appreciate" yourself with such a vulgar look, and then "do whatever you want" to yourself?
"I'm not doing anything, I just want you to become your teacher. Little guy, don't worry, as long as you become your teacher, I can make you the richest person in the entire God's Domain, and
There will be countless beauties, big and small, rushing to throw themselves into your arms. Even the largest sects in God’s Domain will come to beg you with smiling faces, and will even give you the most beautiful female disciples in their sects to enjoy.
You have no worries about food and clothing, even if you marry 11,000 wives and concubines, it won't be a problem..." The wretched little old man stared at Qin Xiang with bright eyes, and tried to make his voice as gentle and soft as possible (of course it was still extremely unpleasant and harsh), and changed
The benefits of becoming one's own disciple are like turning Qin Xiang into a high-ranking emperor of the divine realm.
"Bah, your wet nurse, I believe you, I might as well believe that sows can climb trees, iron trees can bloom, mice love to marry cats, an 80-year-old lady falls in love with a three-year-old boy, Nanhai Guanyin falls in love with Zhu Bajie. How can the world be so good?
What happened? If you were really that powerful, wouldn't you be hiding in your palace now, enjoying the gentle countryside, and living a decadent life of red wine and sea of wine?" Qin Xiang seemed to be influenced by this little old man, and said with disdain.
He said with a sigh.
What this wretched little old man boasts about is everything that ordinary men dream of having, money, beauty, power, and status. This kind of thing is okay to dream about. If he really believes in his words, it is really better to believe in Guanyin's love.
Fucked Zhu Bajie.
"Qin Xiang, promise him, you must promise him!"
At this moment, Xiao Rou's extremely excited voice suddenly sounded in Qin Xiang's mind.
(ps: The third update is here. Continue to code Chapter 4, which will be sent later. Alas, today’s red flowers seem to have reached their end, right? Are there any more? Red flowers + recommendation votes, a lot of them are needed!)