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NO1. Marry one, get one free

no1.Marry one, get one free

Xia Hai, inside Starbucks coffee shop,

Qin Feng looked dumbfounded, about to cry without tears. At this moment, a girl with a face painted like a ghost painting was sitting in front of him, grinning at him with a "bloody mouth", showing her mouth full of white buck teeth.

, Qin Feng couldn't help but think of Sister Feng, who had not been surpassed by anyone for six hundred years. No, Sister Feng was much more graceful than her...

What makes Qin Feng most devastated is that the tall guy in front of him who does whatever he wants is actually his fiancée who jumped out of nowhere!

"Old man, I'm not done with you!"

Qin Feng beat his chest and feet, thinking that before coming to Xia Hai, the old man announced to himself with a wink that he had promised himself a beautiful daughter-in-law. At that time, he was so happy, thinking that he could finally bid farewell to the miserable life of mutual exchanges between his left and right hands. Who knew?

Now when I look at it, my daughter-in-law looks like a flower...

"What are you looking at? I've never seen a beautiful woman! If you look again, I'll dig out your eyeballs." The girl grinned and said with a fierce look on her face.

"With such a 'beauty', I would rather have my eyeballs dug out." Qin Feng stretched out his hand to touch his forehead. His appearance was too horrible to bear. He pitied himself, a watery cabbage, about to be beaten by the female King Kong in front of him.

.

The greatest ideal of a pure man with a 'philanthropic' love like himself is to be a groom every day and change brides every night. There are mothers-in-law like flowers all over the country. Now do they want to die before they start their career?

"Actually, I don't think we are suitable!"

"I think it's quite suitable. A handsome man matches a pretty girl, hehe... they agreed to our marriage..." Gu Xue blinked, and a hint of cunning flashed through the depths of her deep eyes.

Looking at the man in front of me, wearing a wrinkled T-shirt on the upper body and a pair of white jeans on the lower body, with messy hair piled on his head like a bird's nest, and a face as black as an African refugee, he actually dislikes himself?

However, looking at the bitter face of the guy in front of her, Gu Xue was still quite proud. If you want an old cow to eat tender grass, who are you? You actually want to marry this girl who is as beautiful as a flower?

Damn it...

"Uh, don't... I'm very reserved..." Qin Feng was so frightened that his beautiful face eclipsed his beauty. This man was no match for a woman's appearance. She was just like a wolf, tiger, and leopard. Looking at this woman, he felt nervous and nervous.

"Why, you look down on me!" Gu Xue looked aggrieved, and then she looked at Qin Feng with peach blossom eyes, spittle flying, "Actually, just turn off the lights and slander me, you can make me fantasize

Become a fairy sister!"

Yes, when the lights are turned off, it’s Sister Yifeng!

Qin Feng looked at the lustful look of the woman in front of him, as if he wanted to strip himself naked immediately, and couldn't help but feel a chill. Old man, how dare you play with me like this, I'm not done with you!

"Let me tell you what I have to say, what attracted you to me? Can't I change it?" Qin Feng's forehead broke out in sweat.

"I really, really like you. Don't be shy. We are all adults. Let's get married today, and we can have a wedding night." Gu Xue laughed and licked hard with her scarlet tongue.

He has a mouth full of buck teeth and peach blossoms in his eyes.

"Um...I...I'm not a casual person!" Qin Feng felt a black line on his forehead. Oh my god, my earth. In the past, I was the only one who could tease others. Today, I was teased by the woman in front of me without fighting back.

With this power, Qin Feng suddenly realized that he was really pure.

"It's not too fast. If you wait any longer, it will be too late. You can marry one and get one free today..." Gu Xue blinked, then muttered with her fingers, "Well, we will have a baby in six months, great value for money."

, you see what a deal it is.”

"What kind of rice? Marry one, get one free?" Qin Feng's head couldn't turn around.

"I already have it!"

"Pfft...cough..." Qin Feng blushed and almost choked to death on his saliva. Old man, I'm really done with you!

"It's been three months!"

"..."

We just met, and the cuckold had already booked it for me three months ago! This makes me feel so embarrassed!

When Qin Feng saw that he couldn't stay here anymore, he couldn't afford to offend her, and we couldn't afford to hide. If he stayed any longer, his reputation would be ruined in the hands of this exquisite woman.

At this time, without saying a word, he greased the soles of his feet, picked up his luggage and fled...

"Hey, don't go, I haven't finished talking yet." Gu Xue raised her neck and watched the guy run away, with a smile on her face. After the guy disappeared, she waved her little hand proudly, "

Demo, don't let me see you in the future, otherwise, I'll beat you until you can't take care of yourself for the rest of your life..."

He grinned, and while the surrounding diners were stunned, he spit out a false brace from his mouth, reached out and touched the bird's nest-like wig on his head, and his silky hair fell down his shoulders. His appearance changed in an instant, and he no longer had the tough image before.

If Qin Feng saw it at this time, he would definitely be shocked. He has been fighting an eagle all his life, but he actually made Ying Zhuo blind.

"What are you looking at? I've never seen a beautiful woman." Gu Xue turned to glare at everyone and muttered unhappily, but when she thought of the pitiful look of the guy just now, she couldn't help but laugh.

Sister Yue'er's makeup skills are amazing, but that silly boy was deceived like this.

"Miss, if you do this, it will be bad if the master knows about it." At some point, there was an old man in a suit and leather shoes standing next to Gu Xue. Although the old man had white hair, it was meticulously combed behind his head.

Standing upright, it gives people a refreshing feeling, but there is a look of helplessness on the old face.

"It'll be fine if we don't let grandpa know." Gu Xue smiled sweetly and said quite proudly, "Besides, Grandpa Tang, you also saw that that guy clearly looked down on me. He didn't want me, but I

I'm trying very hard to keep him."

Everyone in the cafe was stunned to find that the voice of this shockingly ugly girl had become ethereal and melodious. It was completely different from the previous broken gong-like voice. Moreover, if you look closely now, you can see that her figure is also graceful.

moving……

The old man gave a helpless smile. He was dressed like a ghost just now. He couldn't stand it as a human being. Let alone other people, he was scared to death just now. He even married one and got one free. Fortunately, this girl could think of it.

"Okay, I'm going to school. You go back first. It's all Grandpa's fault. Why don't you promise me a marriage? It's not like I can't get married. Really, I won't marry that guy anyway.

Humph." Gu Xue muttered, and then she carried her small satchel and left proudly while the people around her were stunned.

The old man shook his head for a while, with a wry smile on his face. If the master knew about this farce caused by this lively lady, he might become furious again, but the man himself didn't see anything.

It's unique, why does the master value it so much...

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