Xue Kai, who was hiding in the distance to spy on the situation here, nodded repeatedly: "Luo Yu is really good at pretending. It's not too much to call him a bottom."
“Our hotel’s Western food provides Caucasian braised chicken pie with minced coriander and German thick sauce, cooked well, medium rare, medium rare, medium rare, medium rare; French candied poached pasta; lightly baked desserts
Golden cookies, medium rare Kobe veal with pearl rice; French cabbage slightly sweet soup; special spicy sweet and sour sauce baked pig with green onions..." When talking about the dishes in his hotel, the waiter naturally opened his mouth.
"Okay, stop." Luo Yu was overwhelmed by what he said. There are so many Western foods, and if you name the dishes like this, you will know that you will come to celebrate the new year and the moon.
"Just do it." Luo Yu opened the buttons of his coat, revealing a wrinkled long-sleeved T-shirt underneath.
The ordering method and serving order of Western food are very strict. Tai Shiyou is sure to eat it. Luo Yu has never eaten Western food. He will definitely make a fool of himself when ordering. He might slap the table and yell like a nouveau riche.
Quote: "If there's anything expensive, buy it."
That way there will be jokes to watch.
Tai Shiyou smiled and said nothing, waiting for Luo Yu to ask for help if he couldn't name the dish, or to behave like a fool.
Luo Yu cleared her throat and then said: "Well... let's have some caviar, foie gras, and baked snails as appetizers."
The waiter took a note and asked: "What kind of soup would you like, sir?"
Luo Yu looked at the astonishment on Tai Shiyou's face, suppressed the smile on his face and said seriously: "Clam soup, tartar sauce, and hollandaise sauce, the main course...bring me the menu."
Taking the menu and glancing at it, Luo Yu continued: "Fried lobster meat, pan-fried cod, curry smoked shrimp, spicy tuna, and any of the desserts will be fine."
As he spoke, he pointed to Tai Shiyou beside him: "This gentleman is a returned overseas Chinese and has some relationship with the Miao Shi Group. You can serve the dishes as you please. Don't embarrass our Zhonghai."
The waiter responded. The meaning of Luo Yu's words was obvious. I brought you a big deal today. If you don't kill it ruthlessly, I would be sorry for the people of Zhonghai. I'm sorry for the rising consumption level of Zhonghai in recent years. I'm sorry for the whole of China.
GDP data higher than a year ago.
Luo Yudian's dishes are not only in a reasonable order, but also the matching is meticulous and completely standard. This skill of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is particularly beautiful.
Tai Shiyou, who was waiting to see Luo Yu's joke, stood there completely dumbfounded.
However, he did not show the shock in his heart, otherwise he would be scolded and ridiculed by Luo officials again.
"That stinky girl Luo Yueying has been living abroad for decades, how can she laugh her teeth out when she's hungry?" Luo Yu laughed in her heart. This is indeed like having an old man in the family and a treasure at the same time.
Fang Jie was originally a little worried that Luo Yu would make something wrong, but now she is completely relieved. Her husband Luo Yu is indeed invincible.
Tai Shiyou glanced at Luo Yu from the corner of his eyes and nodded slightly, but the eyes hidden behind the lenses did not change much, making it impossible for anyone to guess what he was thinking.
"Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom." He apologized to Fang Jie, but Tai Shiyou ignored Luo Yu, got up and walked to the restroom far away.
After Tai Shiyou walked away, Luo Yu leaned over and carefully checked the position where he had just sat up and down to make sure that nothing similar to a bug was installed before sitting down again.
"What's wrong?" Fang Jie asked curiously, then pursed her lips, "It was so close, I didn't expect Brother Shiyou to see it."
"Brother Huanshiyou, what are you proud of as a self-righteous banana man?" Luo Yu curled her lips disdainfully.
"What is a banana man?" Fang Jie asked curiously. This was the first time she had heard this word.
Luo Yu scraped Fang Jie's little nose. This intimate gesture made Fang Jie blush, with a happy look on her face.
"Banana people mean that although some Chinese people have black hair, black eyes, and yellow skin, they grew up in foreign countries and know nothing about their homeland, so they are called banana people."
Luo Yu explained to Fang Jie. Seeing Xiao Nizi's shy and charming appearance, the gangster couldn't help but move his index finger, and his hand touched Fang Jie's thigh wearing stockings under the cover of the tablecloth.
Fang Jie was startled and quickly sat up straight, giving Luo Yu a charming look in her eyes.
"Don't move, I won't miss you when I get home?" Fang Jie moved the gangster's claws away, but Luo Yu persisted and climbed up again and again.
Just when the two people were making little moves, Taishi Youshi Shiran came back.
At this time, the appetizers, caviar, etc. were also served.
Tai Shiyou's expression remained unchanged from before. It seemed that Luo Yu's appearance and what had just happened had no impact on him. He always had a warm smile on his face.
Luo Yu viciously believed that this was a sign of Tai Shiyou's guilty conscience. When someone is guilty, he either speaks very loudly or pretends to be calm.
Luo Yu mentally stamped Tai Shiyou's fair face with the stamp of "hypocrisy".
The dishes were brought out one by one. Luo Yu deliberately talked with Fang Jie about interesting things in school, so that Tai Shiyou couldn't get in the conversation. Tai Shiyou didn't seem to care and ate the tuna with great interest.
"By the way, classmate Luo, you have to work part-time during the holidays. May I take the liberty to ask you what the situation is like at home?" Seeing Luo Yu's head hanging down, Tai Shiyou quickly explained, "Classmate Luo, please don't
Misunderstanding, I saw that you seemed to be very knowledgeable about Eastern and Western diets, so I was just a little curious."
After a while, Luo Yu still didn't raise his head. When Tai Shiyou thought Luo Yu was ignoring him on purpose, Luo Yu's angry voice came: "Do you really want to know the life of a poor person?"
Listening to Luo Yu's voice, which seemed a little more throaty, Tai Shiyou hummed strangely.
Officer Luo raised his head, with an expression that made Fang Jie almost spit out what he was eating.
Luo Yu's eyebrows were raised slightly, a hint of tears flashed in his eyes, and his chin was trembling a little because of excitement. This pitiful look was hard for Fang Jie, who was used to Luo Yu's shameless appearance, to accept for a while.
"Classmate Luo, what's wrong with you?" Tai Shiyou was also surprised when he saw it. Could this kid have epilepsy?
"It's nothing, I just heard Shiyou asking about my family affairs, so I felt sad." Luo Yu sniffed and scratched his crotch a few times in an indecent manner, which made Tai Shiyou frown.
"My family was very poor when I was very young. I didn't have my own clothes before I was ten years old. All I wore were old clothes that the adults in the family couldn't wear. When I was five years old, I cut pig grass every day before dawn, and then I had to
Carrying water for the chickens and goats at home." Luo Yu had a heartbroken expression on her face, but in her heart she was thinking about how to make herself as miserable as possible.