Luo Yu reached out and grabbed a prawn from the plate and peeled it slowly. The golden shrimp shell gently peeled away to reveal the fried brown and crispy shrimp meat inside. The aroma was so fragrant that the fat man swallowed his saliva.
Luo Yu glanced at him with disdain, then deliberately flicked the shrimp shell in his hand, and immediately the juice flew towards the fat man's face, making the few people there unable to dodge.
"Damn fat pig, you said that I came in and scared away the customers and affected the business. Do you know what the consequences of what you are doing now will be?" Luo Yu mumbled while chewing the shrimp meat.
Tai Shiyou had been looking at Luo Yu silently, his brows slightly wrinkled.
When I first saw this person, I was almost certain that he was a young man from a poor mountainous area, ignorantly and secretly in love with a beautiful girl whose status was very different from his. However, when I ordered the dishes, all the Chinese and Western dishes were very clear.
From the looks of it, he doesn't look like a country bumpkin who has never seen the market before.
Especially now, the momentum he bursts out when faced with the criticism of a wealthy diner gave Taishi Youyin a vague illusion that a storm was coming and the city was about to be destroyed.
"What are the consequences?" The fat man didn't expect that this "trash" would dare to talk to him calmly. He was stunned for a while before he realized what was happening. He stared at his eyes that were almost invisible due to the pile of fat, "What the hell did you just scream?"
Me what!"
"Let me do the math for you." Luo Yu poked his finger into the caviar in front of Tai Shiyou and stirred it, deliberately making Tai Shiyou disgusted.
"Write something while you're at it." Luo Yu explained to Tai Shiyou, and then retracted his fingers.
Tai Shiyou thought Luo Yu was being unreasonable at first, but after a while he felt that the bowl of caviar was making him uncomfortable. It circled around, with pointed tops at the top.
Thinking of the caviar that looked like that, Tai Shiyou's face turned pale and felt nauseated, and he quickly turned his head away, not daring to look at it again.
Luo Yu used his fingers dipped in caviar to write and draw on the table: "Let me help you do the math. You just scared away three tables of guests." Luo Yu pointed to three empty seats not far away.
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"Lunch in the lobby of Biluo Hotel costs at least four thousand, which is the minimum consumption. You scared three people away..."
"Three?" The fat man smiled disdainfully. He could still do simple addition and multiplication. "It won't be long until twelve thousand. I can afford to pay for it!" He looked at Luo Yu provocatively.
"No, no." Luo Yu shook her finger, "I hate being interrupted when I'm talking. Didn't your mother teach you this when she gave birth to you?"
Luo Yu's voice and expression were so fierce that everyone present was startled. Tai Shiyou even looked at Luo Yu in disbelief. He didn't expect that this man would speak dirty words regardless of his appearance in front of the girl he admired.
Tai Shiyou was even more surprised when he turned around and saw that Fang Jie not only did not show a look of disgust, but instead had something like little stars flashing in his eyes.
"You're 12,000, but you're obviously 1.2 million! Do you think everyone has a pig's brain like you?" Luo Yu gestured towards the fat man's face with his middle finger. There was still some unused hair on the fingertip.
The finished caviar looks like something very indecent after being ejaculated.
"One million and two hundred thousand?" Yang Yun, who was standing far away at the top of the stairs, was looking at her man affectionately, but was shocked when she suddenly heard that the price had increased a hundred times.
Although she knew that Luo Yu had something to do and liked to flirt with her little sister, but today she was facing a fat man who weighed at least 200 pounds and was less than 1.7 meters tall. So Yang Yun was very curious about what Luo Yu would say.
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"One million and two hundred thousand!" The fat man grinned, with a vegetable leaf stuck to his teeth. Fang Jie felt sick at the sight and couldn't help but move closer to Luo Yu.
This subtle movement was seen by Tai Shiyou, and the returnee's lens flashed white.
"Boy, you are not so poor that you have no money to buy a coffin for your mother-in-law and you want to blackmail grandpa." The fat man smiled evilly and clenched his fists with each other, making a crackling sound of bones. "Grandpa is here to see you. He just poured soup on you."
As for the matter, please cut off the topic."
"Did I really splash it?" Luo Yu looked at the waiter with a surprised look on his face, "Did you see that it was me who tripped you?"
The waiter naturally shook his head: "No, no, I accidentally tripped when I was walking."
"Did you see that, everyone said it's not a problem for me." Luo Yu's face was full of grievances, and he made a 180-degree turn from the glaring look he just had, "This gentleman's pants are really good.
It must be very expensive."
The fat man saw that he showed a little bit of ferocity while the poor man in front of him looked flattering, so he classified Luo Yu into the ranks of those who bully the weak and fear the strong. He felt a little proud of being praised: "My pants are..."
Before he could finish his words, Luo Yu immediately reached out and touched a few of his pants quickly and exclaimed: "Not bad, not bad. I remember when I was a kid, my family used to put these pants on the pigs in winter to avoid them freezing. I didn't expect that after so many years, I would still wear these pants."
I can see you again." Luo Yu said with a look of reminiscence, "Those pigs snatched food while they were wearing pants, and their pants were all over the place. My mother would always put her hands on her waist and yell: 'These brainless pigs never
From morning to night, I know that I have to do it randomly, which is very annoying."
While Luo Yu was speaking, he kept raising his eyebrows at the wet marks on the fat man's pants. Fang Jie was so amused by him that he couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"You..." The fat man's face turned purple and he was about to hit Luo Yu's face with his huge fist.
"Sir, please go outside to resolve your matter. This is the Biluo Hotel." The lobby manager came over in time and said without any emotion, "If you have any personal issues, please go outside and discuss them later. Thank you for your cooperation."
The lobby manager's words were like a splash of cold water on the fat man's head, causing him to calm down instantly, and his hands clenched into fists kept shaking.
"Don't worry, I'll get angry when I finish. Look, I haven't explained why you have to compensate me 1.2 million." Luo Yu still had a harmless smile on his face.
In the eyes of Fang Jie and Yang Yun, this smile is handsome and friendly, in the eyes of the lobby manager and Tai Shiyou, it is full of evil, and in the eyes of the fat man, it is quite unworthy of a beating.
"Okay, tell me!" The fat man took a deep breath and said in a low voice, while not forgetting to threaten Luo Yu, "Boy, you are done. As long as you dare to walk out of this gate today, I will immediately ask someone to break your dog legs."
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"Be careful when you speak, and don't be afraid of flashing your tongue." Luo Yu automatically filtered out the two sentences behind the fat man and pointed at Tai Shiyou beside him, "Did you see that this is Mr. Shiyou, the big boss who has returned from overseas?
, if you offend him, just wait until you go bankrupt and go home to sell your blood."
After hearing what Luo Yu said, the fat man immediately turned around and glared at Tai Shiyou fiercely. From Luo Yu's words, he naturally thought that Luo Yu was so arrogant because the big boss who had returned from overseas was supporting him.
Luo Yu calmly put the shit basin on Tai Shiyou's head. Luo Yu was laughing in her heart, but there was no emotion on her face. Before Tai Shiyou could speak first, she pointed at the neat formulas on the table and began to explain.
"Fat man, you just drove away three tables of guests. These guests will definitely tell their families that the service at Biluo Hotel is too bad when they go back. There is actually a pig running around while the guests are eating, which affects the guests' appetite. He said this
, the people in the family must have believed it, so they spread it from neighbor to neighbor's second aunt, and then to the second aunt's brother-in-law. According to research from the American Human Relations Bureau, it is said that it will spread all over the world.
To connect two people who have never met before, you only need to go through six people at most."
At this point, Luo Yu paused to avoid speaking too fast and causing the fat man's brain to spin too slowly to react.
Luo Yu poked around on the table: "You might be the father of my sweetheart's son who sells pornographic DVDs in front of my classmate's uncle's house. Look, don't we know each other now?"
Fatty couldn't reverse Luo Yu's detours, but the others understood.
The father of the son of a sweetheart, doesn't that mean he secretly scolded the fat man for being cuckolded by his wife?