"The fishing boats sing late, ringing on the poor Pengli shore; the wild geese are frightened by the cold, and the sound breaks off the Hengyang Pool." Lao Luo said two sentences in parallel, "Yes, yes, has the Ferris wheel been built?"
"Well, I heard that it will open in a few days. I heard that the first batch of tickets have been sold to more than 3,000 yuan each." Tan Bingqing said with a smile, "What are those two sentences you just said?
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"Oh, that's what I came up with when I was having sex with Yue." Luo Yu pretended to be modest, "It's not a good sentence. If there is a chance, it will be passed down through the ages."
Seeing Luo Yu's arrogance and shamelessly putting gold on her face, Tan Bingqing burst out laughing and covered her mouth with her little hand: "Those two sentences are obviously from the "Preface to Prince Teng's Pavilion". You are really shameless."
Being exposed on the spot by Tan Bingqing, Luo Yu blushed a bit no matter how thick-skinned she was, and then returned to her serious look: "Really? It turns out that the ancients had already come up with some good sentences before me. When three people are together, I must be my teacher."
Confucius sincerely refuses to be deceived by me."
After a while, Tan Bingqing regained her composure and glanced at Luo Yu shyly: "Luo Yu, um... I want to ask if you are free that night. I happen to have two Ferris wheel tickets in my hand..."
"That day? Well, let's think about it. I want to tutor Wang'er Primary School next door in English. The kid is too stupid. I also have to make crutches for the neighbor's Uncle Ge. The old man has been falling when he walks recently. I suspect that he was immoral in the past.
I’ve done too much, and now I’m tripping over ghosts all day long, and I have to get up early the next day to deliver milk, so I’m really busy.”
Seeing that Luo Yu didn't seem to be lying, Tan Bingqing didn't know how uncomfortable she felt when she was rejected for her first invitation. She lowered her head in frustration and murmured: "This is like this..."
"But since Sister Xiao Tan invites me, of course I have to push everything away. Wang Erxiao first asked him to herd the cows, and Uncle Ge asked him to lie down for a while to reflect. The milk won't go bad anyway after being left out for a day."
Luo Yu blinked mischievously, "If you refuse the beauty's invitation, you will be struck by lightning."
Only then did Tan Bingqing realize that Luo Yu had made her anxious on purpose. She was immediately filled with shame and anger, and threw herself at Luo Yu and punched her in the face.
"Hmm... um... ah... it hurts... oh, baby, try harder..." Luo Yuguai cried.
Tan Bingqing pinched his arm: "What's your name? If you call me again, I won't change your medicine."
"Change the dressing?" Luo Yu pointed to his back, "Isn't it already changed?"
Seeing that Tan Bingqing's expression was very unnatural, Luo Yu followed her gaze down suspiciously and suddenly realized something.
The gangster laughed and lay down on the bed again: "Bingbing, help me take it off. I was beaten by you just now and now my whole body hurts so much that I can't move."
Tan Bingqing hummed softly, and then Luo Yu's belt was untied.
If there really is an Aladdin's magic lamp, the first wish Luo Yu makes after summoning the lamp must be: "God, let sister Xiao Tan be my exclusive nurse and come and undress me every day."
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Just when this thought came to his mind, Luo Yu's heartstrings trembled suddenly.
In my memory, there used to be such a well-behaved little girl who took off her clothes.
"Damn it!" Luo Yu scolded herself. She had been living so comfortably during this period that she had actually forgotten one of her most important people.
"Good wife, when I finish things here, I will go to a beautiful place to marry you back." Luo Yu clenched his fist.
Seeing Tan Bingqing hesitate to take off Luo Yu's shorts, Luo Yu smiled mischievously: "Bingbing, did you ever take off clothes on a model when you were studying in the medical school?"
"Well, there are some." Tan Bingqing seemed to be excited when she said this, "At that time, some classes about the structure of the human body were not understood, and then everyone took the human specimens back to the dormitory for study."
"Human specimens?" Luo Yu's heart skipped a beat and he was startled. When he mentioned human specimens, he would think of disgusting things like pink hearts soaked in formalin solution and eyeballs connected to blood vessels.
"Yes." Tan Bingqing continued with a smile, "I once had an exam to test blood vessels and muscles, so I removed the thigh of the human specimen in the laboratory and took it back to the dormitory."
"Tear down the human body specimen..." Luo Yu's scalp was numb and he swallowed, "And bring it back to the dormitory?"
"Yes." Tan Bingqing said naturally, "At night, I was reading a book and waving the person's leg around. Later, I felt too sleepy, so I used that leg as a pillow and fell asleep."
Luo Yu felt cold from the back of her head to the end of her neck. This... such a scary woman.
Talking about interesting things from the past, Tan Bingqing covered her mouth and smiled, but it frightened Luo Yu quite a bit.
"Ahem, um, Bingbing." Luo Yu cleared her throat and brought the topic back, "When you take off the clothes of those specimens, they won't have any reaction, right?"
"Yeah, what's the problem?" Tan Bingqing opened her beautiful big eyes.
"Do you know what six words can be used to describe your action of undressing the patient?" Luo Yu raised his eyebrows and raised a smirk at the corner of his mouth.
"What is it?" Tan Bingqing naturally didn't care about the gangster's lustful look and asked stupidly.
"Well... that's it..." Luo Yu waved to Tan Bingqing to bring her head over.
Looking at the small crystal earlobes, the hot breath exhaled from Luo Yu's mouth made Tan Bingqing's face turn red again.
"It's just 'grab the railing and tear off the sheets'." After Luo Yu finished speaking, he quickly shrank back and took two deep breaths.
"Grab the railing and tear the sheets?" Tan Bingqing looked puzzled, and then became nervous again, "Luo Yu, did I hurt you? Oh, why didn't you tell me earlier? I had a teacher in class before.
Say I'm too stupid."
The little nurse couldn't help but feel sorry for herself, which made Luo Yu sweat profusely: Miss, I didn't mean that, okay?
"Let me introduce you to a few movies, and you will know what they mean after you go back and watch them." Luo Yu took Tan Bingqing's smooth little hand and touched it, taking advantage of it, and then continued with satisfaction, "These movies
Movies are very helpful to expand your knowledge. You should remember the names clearly. "One Night in the Widow's Village", "Extreme Beastly Desire", "Tiger Brothers and Leopard Sisters", "Urban Porn Paradise", "Top Ten Tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty: Naked Lingchi", etc.
There is an Indian director whom I admire very much called Dindu Bharath, and the films he makes are very meaningful."
Tan Bingqing didn't even have to think about what these movies were. She knew what they were about just by hearing the names. She immediately became irritated and gave Luo Yu a few punches, until Luo Yu kept pleading and then stopped.
"Humph." Tan Bingqing put her hands on her hips, "I won't allow you to... I won't allow you to..."
She, a girl, couldn't say those words.
"I'm not allowed to tease you, right?" Luo Yu let go of the hand in front of her face and smiled.
Tan Bingqing glared at him, her face flushed and very pretty.
"Don't move, let me help you apply the medicine." Seeing that it was getting late, Tan Bingqing closed the doors and windows of the infirmary and drew the curtains, which seemed to be a cover-up.
Luo Yu didn't criticize her either. The little nurse was too thin-skinned and it was very interesting to tease her.