Lin Yang was in a daze and returned to the dormitory unknowingly. As soon as he saw Lin Yang, Guo Liang and three others immediately surrounded him. One asked, "Have you touched your chest?" The other asked, "Have you had an in-depth communication?" Lin Yang
He glared and said, "Fart! I am a gentleman, and I am an official from the Liu Dynasty who is sitting in peace! How can I do such a dirty thing?"
The three people giggled, "Liu Daguan is a eunuch, he doesn't even have normal human physiological reactions! You, a pervert, have more hormones than anyone else, you are a liar!"
Lin Yang's expression immediately changed, he gave a fake smile of "hehe", and suddenly said solemnly: "It's not my wish to touch my breasts! It's not my wish to have in-depth communication! Stop with the word "love"! As the saying goes, where love lies, although
Thousands of people, I will go too!" His right arm was raised across his chest, and his left arm was straightened and placed back, as if charging.
Everyone in the room laughed so hard that they all went to kick him. Lin Yang quickly dodged away, and then Guo Liang suddenly grabbed Lin Yang's right hand, his eyes shining brightly, which shocked Lin Yang.
, jumped far away with a whoosh, and shouted: "What are you doing! I hate men the most!"
Guo Liang blinked, "Classmate Lin Yang, your performance tonight is very impressive. Although I can't be here, I yearn for it. I hope Brother Lin can teach me!" Lin Yang, a bunch of people who are obsessed with humanities.
That quick reaction and fiercely prepared fighting style deeply shocked Guo Liang, a fierce man at that time. He thought that Lin Yang must have learned some advanced kung fu, otherwise how could he be so powerful!
Lin Yang chuckled to himself, but he didn't expect that he really frightened this group of boys. He yelled, "Fuck you! What can I teach you? I have some experience in bed skills, but everything else is just average."
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Guo Liang was so anxious that he threw Lin Yang onto the bed and grabbed Lin Yang's chest with both hands. Lin Yang couldn't help but scream in pain, "###!### The function is wrong!"
Guo Liang chuckled sinisterly, "You know what the heck, this is called learning and applying. Although your breasts are not big, they are still big! I'll catch them!"
Lin Yang was in pain and itching, so he had to beg for mercy, "Master Guo, this villain has realized his mistake! You are so kind and compassionate to me, please let the younger one live!"
Guo Liang smiled evilly, "Okay! But first agree to teach me Kung Fu, otherwise, hum~~ I'll ask you to try my hero's exclusive trick 'Five Tigers Cut Off the Yin Claw'!"
Lin Yang was startled. This guy has always been insidious, so don't do it to him. He sighed with a grimace: "Okay, I fully accept the hero's conditions."
Only then did Guo Liang leave Lin Yang with great satisfaction.
As soon as Lin Yang felt his body loosen up, he immediately jumped up, thinking that Guo Liang was joking and didn't take it seriously. Who knew that Su Qing and Luo Yang also immediately grabbed Lin Yang and shouted: "No! That Guo Liang is joking."
The big guys want to learn, but we can't lag behind others, right? Forget it, I'll give you face and teach us together!" It seemed that they felt extremely aggrieved to learn kung fu from Lin Yang.
Lin Yang was a little stupid this time. He looked at Guo Liang who looked expectant, and then looked at Luo Yang and Su Qing who had eager expressions. Lin Yang understood that these three boys really wanted to learn "Kung Fu" from him.
Lin Yang couldn't help but feel embarrassed. He said that he didn't know Kung Fu. Even a fool wouldn't believe it. Can a person who doesn't know Kung Fu knock down four gangsters in the blink of an eye? Otherwise, he would have to tell his secret, but Lin Yang couldn't.
, because he was not sure what effect this matter would have if word got out.
In a short period of time, countless thoughts flashed through Lin Yang's mind, but the three of them were waiting impatiently, "Xiao Linzi, what are you thinking about?" Su Qing knocked Lin Yang on the forehead with her hand.
Lin Yang secretly thought that he could only lie first and talk about it later! He smiled and said, "It's okay, but learning kung fu is very hard. Are you sure you can bear the pain? Can you persevere?" The three of them immediately straightened their backs and laughed.
He sneered, "It doesn't matter who we are! It's hard for us, but persistence is our specialty!"
Lin Yang smiled secretly, thinking that I won't torture you all when he said it! He nodded and said with a smile: "This is easy to handle, but the courses are tight recently and I am also busy. Let's talk about it after this month."
Several people thought that Lin Yang really didn't have time, so they all said: "It doesn't matter, as long as he learns the invincible magic before graduation!" Lin Yang sweated violently.
Turning off the lights and going to bed at night, as soon as he closed his eyes, all the scenes when he kissed Lin Lele were constantly replayed in Lin Yang's mind like a movie, which made his lower abdomen feel hot and hot, and the little monk cried out from time to time.
A tent.
Lin Yang couldn't help but stretched out his hand and touched between his legs. What a guy! A hard and majestic big gun stood proudly. He couldn't help stroking the gun and sighed, wondering when this gun would be useful!
In general, more than 90% of teenagers have ### hobbies. It is not that Lin Yang has never done it before. He was so hot that he inevitably wanted to meet his physiological needs at home, so he reached out and fiddled with it a few times, hoping to temporarily quench his thirst.
Unexpectedly, after this manipulation, he immediately felt as if his whole body was suddenly on fire. His head was swollen and his limbs were trembling. Lin Yang was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. What happened? He stopped immediately, and the fire on his body soon disappeared.
Dissipated again.
Lin Yang was curious, could it be that I couldn't even ###? He held the monk again and fiddled with it. The feeling was stronger than last time, but it was not pleasure at all, but an explosion of strong desire, but he couldn't find an outlet.
feeling of pain.
Lin Yang was completely desperate and could only endure it until about one o'clock in the morning before falling into a deep sleep. The next day, Lin Yang only had a small class for forty minutes at noon, and then left the classroom.
In this small lesson, he memorized "The Roots of Mao Zedong Thought" very well. Lin Yang didn't eat in the morning. It was only around nine o'clock. He first went to a stall to eat some steamed buns and drank a bowl of rice.
porridge, so he took the bus and rushed to Erhei's place to carry the bags. Six large trucks came today, with a total of 1,500 bags of rice. Lin Yang went in and out, carrying the sacks with both hands as fast as he could, and it only took him an hour and a half.
All the sacks were moved within an hour.
This time, Erhei was shocked again. You must know that they have fired the original bag-carrying workers. Because Lin Yang, a super bag-carrying worker, is here, other workers are somewhat redundant. But they never dreamed of Lin Yang.
Young is so fast! It's incredible! It's more than twice as fast as the record he set yesterday!
Afterwards, Lin Yang took three hundred-yuan bills, smiled at the stunned Erhei and Huzi, and strode away. Huzi still wiped his sweat, "Er brother, this little brother can't be
Superman, right?”
Erhei slapped Huzi on the head with his palm, "Idiot! Have you watched too many American movies?" Then he narrowed his slender eyes slightly, "I think he should be the one in China's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Which martial arts master’s descendant!”
Since the water delivery work had to be done after one o'clock in the afternoon, and it was only half past eleven, Lin Yang went to the market and bought a very good bicycle for four hundred yuan. The bicycle was only a second-hand product, and the new bicycle must be at least in
About one thousand and fifty.
Lin Yang had planned to buy his own car. Firstly, it was inconvenient to squeeze into the bus, and secondly, he was strong and could go as fast on a bicycle.
Buying a car was a matter of bargaining and selection. It was exactly one o'clock when we arrived at the drinking water factory. Lin Yang sent his bicycle and followed Daxing to deliver water. This time, Xingzi only took him with him. Daxing asked about Lin Yang's situation from time to time on the way.
, Lin Yang also told each other.
Finally, Xingzi smiled and said: "This is the first time I've seen someone as powerful as you. It's a pity that you use it to deliver water!"
Lin Yang just smiled slightly, thinking that I just want to earn a little money to support my family, so what's the pity! Seeing Lin Yang's disinterested expression, Xingzi asked again: "Do you know the bodyguard?"
Lin Yang nodded, "I've seen it in movies."
Xingzi laughed, "Actually, it's similar to what's shown in the movie, but not as powerful. I know a person who needs a powerful bodyguard like you. If you go, I guarantee that you can get 10,000 yuan a month.
income!"
Lin Yang thought to himself that I only earn more than 10,000 yuan a month and still work as a bodyguard. He smiled slightly and said, "I am a student and I don't have that ability."
Seeing that Lin Yang had been cold and indifferent to his introduction, Xingzi lost interest in the conversation, so he turned back and focused on driving. Lin Yang followed the car for two hours and delivered a total of 600 buckets of water, which he took before leaving.
Six hundred and thirty yuan, even Xingzi was jealous, patted Lin Yang on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Little brother, you are really capable! One person can deliver it faster than five of their trash!"
Lin Yang smiled, took the money and left without saying a word.
Lin Yang ate some more, changed his clothes and rushed to Fengyun Hotel. When Lin Yang arrived at Fengyun Hotel, he found that the HR manager was waiting for him in the kitchen. He pointed to a large long table beside him and smiled.
: "This is your dedicated working position from now on."
Lin Yang took a look and saw that the table was covered with four large pig racks, weighing at least five hundred kilograms. Seeing that there was no troubled expression on Lin Yang's face, the HR manager was very happy, "Lin Yang, I have already
Resign those few chefs because the pork chops you chopped yesterday were of extremely high quality and the guests all praised you! So I only have two people left except you, and I will leave all the other work to you. You can do as much as you can.
live!"
Lin Yang smiled faintly and said, "No problem. Don't worry, manager." Without further words, he washed his hands and walked to the long table to start chopping pork chops.
"Chachacha~~" The knife came out like the wind, and the blade cut through the air and kept making strange "whooshing" sounds. Although everyone had seen Lin Yang's super level yesterday, they still couldn't believe it at this moment. It was so amazing! God.
People!
Lin Yang was stunned to finish the four large pig racks in an hour. The HR manager was always present during the process. He kept his eyes wide open from the beginning to the end. Until Lin Yang finished the last pile of chopped pork bones evenly.
After being swept into the big basin, the HR manager woke up as if from a dream. He sighed in admiration, stared at Lin Yang and exclaimed: "Thirty-six lines, the number one scholar in every line! It really makes sense!"
On this day, Lin Yang got one thousand and sixty yuan from the hotel. After finishing today's work, Lin Yang got on his bicycle, pushed the gear to the maximum, and returned to school at a lightning speed.
He had nearly 2,000 yuan in his pocket, whistling, and his feet on the bicycle were so fast that people could not see clearly. It happened that a dozen students from the Physical Education Institute of City B spontaneously raced ahead, racing desperately.
When he wanted to distance himself from his opponent, a strong wind blew past Leng Hui, and he saw a bicycle running away in the blink of an eye with a puff of smoke.
This shock made more than a dozen people stop their cars and stare blankly ahead, "Damn it! Wasn't my vision dazzled? Was that a bicycle that just passed by?"
Another person was also dumbfounded and couldn't come to his senses, "It seems to be true!" Everyone took a breath of air-conditioning and had an idea in their hearts, what the hell!
It was exactly six o'clock in the afternoon when he returned to school. Lin Yang was very satisfied. This way he had time to do other things. Lin Yang called Guo Liang and they went to the university town to buy some clothes and two pairs with him.
The shoes cost Lin Yang a total of more than 1,800 yuan, almost all his income today.
Su Qing smiled and said, "Rich man Lin, you won't pick up money on the street, right?" You must know that Lin Yang usually wears clothes worth a hundred yuan at most, and they are all washed white, obviously he is not young anymore.
This time, he suddenly spent more than a thousand yuan on clothes and shoes in one go, which naturally surprised the three of them.
Lin Yang smiled and said, "It's nothing. I won the lottery." He said nonsense casually. If he told anyone about how he earned a lot of money by doing hard work, no one would believe him. He would only lie.
The three people opened their eyes and asked: "How much?" Lin Yang thought that since he was talking about it, he might as well make it bigger, and said with a smile: "It's not much, five million."
The three people exclaimed in unison, "Five million! Grandpa Tian~~"
Lin Yang chuckled and said, "My dad has only bought lottery tickets a few times in his life. If he is lucky, he can make gold out of drinking water!" Several people laughed and shouted for Yao Yang to treat him to celebrate.
Lin Yang naturally agreed wholeheartedly, and the four of them ran to the "Cha Cha" dance hall outside the university town and roared, determined to spend all the hundreds of dollars Lin Yang had left on him!
The four of them asked for a medium-sized private room, ordered beer and food, and started yelling at the top of their lungs. As Guo Liang was yelling, the landline phone on the side that contacted the guests rang "ding ding ding~~". Luo Yang grabbed the phone and said, "Hello~
~Sansheng wants a young lady?" Luo Yang was shocked and quickly threw the microphone to Lin Yang, blushing and whispered: "Damn it, here comes the chicken!"
Lin Yang was a little curious, so he took it and put it to his ear, "Sansheng, are you talking~" A delicate and soft voice sounded in Lin Yang's ears.
Lin Yang immediately felt a burning sensation in his lower abdomen, which surprised him. He couldn't help but think of the painful suffering last night. He struggled a bit in his heart and thought, why don't we meet him? After calming down his emotions, he replied lightly, "
What’s your phone number? I don’t have time today, so I’ll contact you another day.”
The other party was silent for a while before saying: "Okay then! Sansheng is determined to get married? Tell Sansheng that my phone number is xxxxxxxxxxx."
"Hmm~~" Lin Yang immediately hung up the phone, his heart beating wildly. He knew that he might be doing something he would regret for the rest of his life.
The other three stared at Lin Yang in shock, "Hey, why do you want someone else's phone number?"
Naturally, Lin Yang couldn't tell them what he was thinking. He chuckled and said, "I'm afraid she'll call and pester me again and lie to her." The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought you were going to do something bad!" They all laughed as they said this.
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The voices of Guo Liang and the others really made Lin Yang dare not compliment them. They were like broken gongs! Lin Yang had such endurance that he almost ran out to escape. Fortunately, the three of them were tired from shouting, so they all stopped to eat, drink, and brag.
Come on, let’s talk about women. After drinking a few bottles, Lin Yang was about to go out to relieve himself. As soon as he left the private room, he ran towards a woman and rushed into the women’s bathroom in a panic. The moment Lin Yang saw the woman
, his eyes lit up. Although he could not see the woman's face clearly, Lin Yang saw that the woman's body was exuding a dazzling bright yellow color. This made Lin Yang's heart suddenly rise to his throat, and his heart also rose.
A lustful desire.
Lin Yang was shocked when two young men wearing sunglasses ran past him and seemed to be heading towards the women's restroom. Lin Yang woke up immediately. Did something happen to her? Lin Yang intuitively felt the "glowing"
The woman was in trouble. Without any consideration, the evil fire in her body drove Lin Yang to run towards the women's restroom.