"You, you are..." Brother Hu stuttered and was speechless. Isn't the student-looking person standing at the entrance of the alley the same expert who knows acupuncture?
Xiaoliu was a little strange. Brother Hu in front of him didn't even blink when he chopped off the "hand" that violated the rules a few days ago. Why now after seeing the student who wanted to pretend to be a "hero" at the entrance of the alley, he suddenly
It was as if he had changed into a different person. He patted his chest and said generously: "Brother Hu, he is just a student. You don't need to do anything, I can take care of him alone..."
"Snapped!"
"I'll take care of your ### head!" Brother Hu slapped Xiaoliu hard on the face with his backhand.
Xiaoliu was stunned for a moment, covered his face with his hands, and said aggrievedly: "Brother Hu, why did you hit me?"
"Snapped!"
"I'm just hitting you, you idiot!" Brother Hu slapped him again!
"I..." When Xiao Liu was about to speak, suddenly he saw Brother Hu, whom he had always admired, with a flattering smile on his face, and he said respectfully to the student at the entrance of the alley: "Uncle,
Hello, I really didn’t expect to see you here again!”
"uncle?"
With a clang, Xiao Liu's jaw immediately dropped.
Zhao Gang, who was hiding behind Brother Hu and was about to watch a good show, was petrified on the spot after hearing what Brother Hu said!
"Ah you are?"
Lu Feiyang was slightly startled and stared at Brother Hu carefully for a few times. He felt vaguely familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him.
"Uncle, have you forgotten?" Brother Hu quickly reminded: "It's Yang Erlong. The time when Brother Yang wanted to become your disciple, I was by the side..."
After his reminder, Lu Feiyang finally remembered. Isn't the guy in front of him one of the two younger brothers that Yang Erlong brought with him that time? He smiled faintly and said, "Oh! So it's you!"
"Yes, yes. That's me." Brother Hu nodded and bowed with a smile, praying secretly in his heart, hoping that the "martial arts master" in front of him would not tell anyone about the embarrassing incident of kowtowing to beg for mercy.
"Well. It seems that you are doing well now." Lu Feiyang pointed at Zhao Gang behind him and said, "Is that thief with you?"
Without waiting for Brother Hu to speak, Zhao Gang walked out quickly, nodded and bowed and said: "Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong. I won't dare to do it next time!"
"Snapped!"
Brother Tiger slapped Zhao Gang on the face, kicked him hard, and cursed: "Is that what you call me brother? I call you uncle!"
"Ah?" Zhao Gang was startled. After seeing Brother Hu's gloomy expression, he suddenly realized that Brother Hu in front of him called this student uncle and called him big brother. Didn't he become an uncle in disguise?
?Thinking of this, he quickly changed his words and shouted: "Uncle, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will never dare to do it again next time! No, there will be absolutely no next time..."
"Stop!"
Lu Feiyang waved his hand impatiently, and Zhao Gang immediately shut his mouth and stood there obediently.
Lu Feiyang was not interested in hearing him admit his mistakes, because there was no difference between these people's words and farts - there was no shelf life at all. Now that they had vowed to never do it again, it wouldn't take more than a minute to turn around.
, and started to work again.
"Uncle, your wallet." Brother Hu wisely took out the wallet that had not yet been warmed from his arms and handed it over respectfully.
Lu Feiyang took the wallet, opened it, glanced at it, and asked casually: "Have you touched the money in it?"
"Just give him three hundred yuan." Brother Hu said while glaring at Zhao Gang.
Zhao Gang quickly took out the banknotes from his arms and handed them to Lu Feiyang's hand obediently.
"Really you only took this little?" Lu Feiyang glanced at Brother Hu sideways, feeling quite suspicious. However, he didn't know how much money was in Yin Huiyu's wallet.
Seeing the doubt on Lu Feiyang's face, Brother Hu gritted his teeth, took out a dozen banknotes from his arms, forced a smile, and said with a dry smile: "Oh, by the way, I remembered, I still have some here.
Son." In order to get rid of the evil star in front of him as soon as possible, he had no choice but to reluctantly give up his wealth!
After taking the dozen banknotes handed over by Brother Hu, Lu Feiyang put them all into his wallet. After taking a rough look at the money in the wallet, he estimated that it should be almost done now, nodded with satisfaction, and said:
"Well, okay, I'm leaving."
"Master, let's go slowly!" Brother Hu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. He wished that Lu Feiyang could disappear from his eyes immediately, but in order to prevent Lu Feiyang from noticing his thoughts, he still had a look of reluctance on his face.
He looked hypocritical and said: "You are leaving so soon? Why don't you stay a little longer?" He felt that he was so hypocritical!
"Stay a little longer?" Lu Feiyang nodded and said thoughtfully: "That's a good idea. We haven't seen each other for a long time. We should really stay a little longer and have a good talk with you!"
"Ah?" Brother Hu was stunned. He was just being polite, but he didn't expect that he actually agreed. Brother Hu felt extremely regretful. This evil star had obviously already said that he was leaving, so why was he being so polite?
So exciting, he wished he could slap himself twice in the face. If he had known it, he wouldn't have said anything!
"Haha, look at how scared you are. Am I that scary?" Lu Feiyang couldn't help laughing and said, "I'm kidding you!"
"Haha, haha." Brother Hu smiled awkwardly and said, "You are so funny..." He felt depressed for a while.
"Okay, I'm leaving." Lu Feiyang felt a little funny in his heart, turned around and walked outside.
"You walk slowly, you walk slowly..."
Brother Hu watched Lu Feiyang slowly walk out of the alley. He breathed out quietly, and the heart that had been in his throat finally returned to its original position at this moment.
But before he finished speaking, Brother Hu saw Lu Feiyang suddenly stop again just as he was about to walk out of the alley.
"Oh my god, what happened to this man..." Brother Hu's heart suddenly rose again.
"Oh, that's right." Lu Feiyang turned around and walked back, looked at Brother Hu with a smile, and said: "This little brother of yours scratched my friend's bag to pieces. Do you think you should compensate him appropriately?
?”
"Ah?" Brother Hu was stunned, and then he said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, this must be compensated!" He took out a stack of banknotes from his arms, counted out ten hundred-yuan bills, and handed them over respectfully.
, said: "Give this thousand yuan to your friend and let her buy a new bag!"
"What? Only a thousand yuan?" Lu Feiyang smashed his mouth and said to himself: "That bag seems to be made of cowhide..."
"Two thousand!" Brother Hu gritted his teeth, endured the pain in his body, and counted out ten more bills.
"I heard that cowhide seems to be quite expensive now..."
"Three thousand!" Brother Hu's hands counting the money had begun to tremble.
"I heard it seems to be some kind of LV brand..."
"four thousand!"
Looking at the rapidly decreasing amount of money in his hand, Brother Hu felt like crying.
Lu Feiyang hesitated for a moment and said, "Well, I heard from her that it seems to be a limited edition..."
"Uncle, my dear uncle. I'll give you all the money, just let me go!" Brother Hu cried and handed over the last few banknotes in his hand. Even if the money is used to buy a cow, it's not enough.
It’s almost done!
Xiaoliu and Zhao Gang watched with great eye-opening, and were filled with admiration. Only today did they know what a real rip-off was!
"Ahem..." Lu Feiyang said with a straight face and displeasure: "What do you mean, give me all the money?"
"Wrong, I just made a slip of the tongue!" Brother Hu rolled his eyes and said against his will: "This money is to compensate your friend's bag. Who are you? Even if I want to give it to you, you won't take it!"
"
"Haha! You guessed it right!" Lu Feiyang laughed and said shamelessly: "I regard money as dirt, I regard fame as floating clouds... How can a person like me want your money?"
"Yes, that's right!" Brother Hu clapped his hands and praised: "These two sentences are simply tailor-made for you!"
After hearing the conversation between the two, Xiao Liu and Zhao Gang fainted.
"Haha, okay, I'm leaving, so don't send me off." Lu Feiyang waved his hand, turned and walked outside. Before leaving the alley, he turned around, smiled at Brother Hu, and said: "Another day
I’ll come find you again!”
With a plop, Brother Tiger fainted immediately.
There is a book written by a friend called Upgrading to God, which is very good. I would like to introduce it to everyone.
