Xiao Xinyan: Beast, we will have dinner at school after school this afternoon and attend the school's Mid-Autumn Festival party in the evening.
Luo Tian: Do you really want to participate? If you do, you will go home very late.
Xiao Xinyan: Of course, what, do you have any objections?
Luo Tian: No, it’s just about what time do we have to go home from playing? I want to inform Huang Zhi and let him get ready.
Xiao Xinyan: I’m not sure about this, but it will probably be around nine o’clock in the evening. It was almost the same time last year, and Xiaoxuan and I are going out to buy things at noon today.
Luo Tian: This won’t work, it’s not safe outside the school!
Xiao Xinyan: >_<, I don’t care, there is a masquerade party tonight, what should we wear if there are no props?
Masquerade?
A trace of doubt flashed in Luo Tian's heart, but he still shook his head and continued to send the message: No matter what, Uncle Xiao told me that you can't leave school during noon!
Xiao Xinyan: @.@, halo, do you think I am a prisoner, or the school is a prison! I am not allowed to go out. Are you kidding me? Or do you think you are my dad?
After seeing Xiao Xinyan's message, the corners of Luo Tian's mouth twitched slightly and his brows furrowed tightly. How could this girl talk?
But of course Luo Tian couldn't compromise and said straightforwardly: Uncle Xiao said you have to listen to me in school. If I say you are not allowed to go out at noon, you are not allowed to go out! This matter is not negotiable!
Luo Tian's attitude was very firm, and Xiao Xinyan's sarcastic tone obviously made Luo Tian feel a little uncomfortable.
Luo Tian is obviously a man who can take advantage of others rather than take advantage of others. If Xiao Xinyan dares to act in front of him, it can only be said that he has found the wrong person!
When Xiao Xinyan saw the message from Luo Tian, he almost had the urge to throw away his phone. Does this beast know what he is talking about? Who is the boss and who is the part-timer?
However, when Xiao Xinyan thought of Xiao Hongwen's attitude towards Luo Tian, the anger in her heart immediately evaporated. When Yi Ruoxuan next to her saw Xiao Xinyan's appearance, she immediately knew that she was frustrated by Luo Tian, and she quickly lowered her head and said
Xiao Xinyan comforted him, "Xiao Xiao, keep up the good work and ask him if there is a way to get out."
"That guy is just stupid. How can any boy talk to me like this? I'm so angry! This guy doesn't even know if he is from Earth or not, he has no sympathy at all!" Xiao Xinyan angrily told Yi Ruoxuan
Said, in fact, Xiao Xinyan and Yi Ruoxuan planned to go shopping last night, but because Luo Tian didn't go home, Li Tianyu said it was too dangerous for the two of them to go out, so they stopped them. Now they want to go shopping, but this guy doesn't want to go shopping.
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"Xiao Xiao, why don't we just sneak out later? He won't follow us anyway." Yi Ruoxuan glanced at Luo Tian and whispered in Xiao Xinyan's ear.
"Yes, why did I ask him what he was doing just now? Why don't we just walk out!" A flash of understanding flashed across Xiao Xinyan's face, and a smile suddenly appeared on his originally gloomy face. He was already delicate and flawless.
Her face was even more charming, and her innocent and pure smile made her look like an angel who had fallen to earth.
Seeing Xiao Xinyan's appearance, Yi Ruoxuan stood next to her nervously and said, "Xiao Xiao, don't laugh. He will definitely become suspicious if you do this. If he follows us later, our plan will not work."
It’s all in vain!”
"Oh, yes!" Xiao Xinyan cutely stretched out her hand to cover the side of her face. The action looked very cute. She turned her head and said with a bad smile: "Should I beg again, otherwise it won't be the same!"
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"Haha, yes, hurry up and send him a message. That guy must be feeling upset right now!" Yi Ruoxuan said with a sweet smile as she snorted.
Xiao Xinyan: Just let me out +.+~ If I don’t have any props tonight, I will be laughed at!
"Hehe, that's how it should be! With that guy's IQ, he can't be fooled by us." Yi Ruoxuan looked at Xiao Xinyan's cell phone and said to Xiao Xinyan with a snicker, even giving her thumbs up.
"Haha, what kind of intelligence does that beast have? Let me play tricks on him." Xiao Xinyan also nodded and said. The haze in her heart had completely disappeared. Now she is just thinking about how to deal with Luo Tian!
Luo Tian: Is it really not possible without props? It’s just a party, as long as people arrive——
Seeing Luo Tian's message, Xiao Xinyan had a strange look on his face and looked at Yi Ruoxuan, "Doesn't he even know what a masquerade is?"
"It's possible, but it's quite normal if you think about it. Your Luotian family is not from the countryside. There are no masquerades in the countryside." Yi Ruoxuan nodded and explained casually.
Hearing Yi Ruoxuan's words, Xiao Xinyan's brows suddenly darkened, "Ruoxuan, you girl, do you want to become my class enemy? If you say this beast is mine again, I will fall out with you -"
Yi Ruoxuan immediately looked like she fainted, rolled her eyes and said, "Isn't he from your family, is he from mine? What's more, that guy Yu Chenbing hasn't bothered you now. The effect of this medicine is definitely to cure the disease."
Except! I also know that although he looks
Not handsome, well, I'm even a little sorry for the audience, but it's safe this way. If you look at the food he cooks, the taste, if nothing else, he is definitely suitable to be a nanny, okay, okay - don't look at me like this, I won't tell you otherwise
No way—no, reply to the message first!"
Seeing Xiao Xinyan's unkind look, Yi Ruoxuan immediately made a surrender gesture and rolled her eyes, "What should I say to prevent him from becoming suspicious?"
Xiao Xinyan shook her head, indicating that she had no good solution. The two ladies racked their brains before sending the next message to Luo Tian: #.#! Speechless, do you know what a masquerade is? It’s a party without makeup.
Are you willing to come to the masquerade party?
Luo Tian: What's the point of being embarrassed? I just plan to go like this.
Xiao Xinyan: You are different from me!
Hey, the sense of superiority of city people comes back again. Seeing this message, Luo Tian felt unbalanced again: different? What's the difference? Are you a monster with two mouths or a monster with three eyes?
Seeing Luo Tian's reply, Xiao Xinyan was immediately furious. It doesn't matter if you don't pay attention to your image. Could it be that I, too, don't pay attention to your image like you? This guy is too shameless!
"Xiao Xiao, don't be angry. We are playing with him now! It's wrong for you to be angry. What we have to do now is to make him speak with this attitude. The more he behaves like this, the greater the possibility of us escaping!"
Yi Ruoxuan was there to comfort Xiao Xiao, but I have to say that Luo Tian's words were too offensive!
Xiao Xinyan snorted angrily, "This guy is so outrageous. Is he the lady or am I the lady?"
"Well, he can't be a lady either!" Yi Ruoxuan raised her eyebrows slightly and muttered to herself.
"What did you say!" Xiao Xinyan said angrily when he heard Yi Ruoxuan's words.
"No, it's nothing, you are a lady, no, no, you are not a lady - well, how do you want me to answer - or you just tell him that I am a girl, how can I be like you boys!" Yi
Ruoxuan was in a state of confusion, and was overwhelmed by Xiao Xinyan's questions.
If she wants to crooked ideas or something, she is definitely very powerful, but when it comes to finding a way to anger Luo Tian - it is easy for her to break off the relationship directly, but it is difficult to make her angry! Especially since Luo Tian is still that kind of heartless guy.
Xiao Xinyan pouted, but still pressed on the phone: I am a girl, how can I be like you! Otherwise, you go out with us, and I will give you a set!
Yi Ruoxuan saw that Xiao Xinyan had finished typing the second half of the sentence, and immediately realized something was wrong. The people from this hometown pay attention to simplicity and purity, and resolutely abandon getting something for nothing. If you want to bribe him so directly, you will definitely
It's a blow to their self-esteem!
Immediately, Yi Ruoxuan expected the result: it was going to be bad!
However, Yi Ruoxuan, who is quite tactful, did not criticize Xiao Xinyan. Since you said so, then so be it. Anyway, as long as you can sneak out later, you may get unexpected results!
Sure enough, just after Luo Tian saw Xiao Xinyan's message, his face turned red, he pressed his finger heavily on the phone, and a long string of messages was sent out: Who do you think I am, just a set of clothes?
Want to bribe me? You are insulting my character!
Of course, this was Luo Tian's reaction when Yi Ruoxuan took a peek. If nothing else, this guy must be angry!
Seeing Luo Tian's text message, Xiao Xinyan seemed to realize that something was wrong. He pretended to be helpless and continued to send Luo Tian: So what do you want?
Luo Tian: Damn, you have to buy at least two sets! Haven’t you heard that good things come in pairs!?
When Xiao Xinyan saw Luo Tian's text message again, he was completely speechless. This guy was so shameless!
"Xiao Xiao, does he agree with you to go out?" Yi Ruoxuan couldn't help laughing after reading Luo Tian's message, and said strangely.
"It should be, let me ask -" Xiao Xinyan curled his lips and said awkwardly.
Xiao Xinyan:*.*, do you agree that we go out shopping at noon?
Luo Tian: Of course -¥.¥, this is money!
Seeing the message from Luo Tian, Yi Ruoxuan chuckled, her eyes widened, and asked Xiao Xinyan: "Why did he agree when I asked him--"
Xiao Xinyan: Why did you suddenly agree?
Luo Tian: I just told Uncle Xiao that he also knew about the Mid-Autumn Masquerade and he agreed. Why shouldn’t I agree?
Seeing Luo Tian's reply, Yi Ruoxuan lay on the table, holding her stomach and burst into laughter, almost bursting into tears!
"Yi Ruoxuan!" Just when Yi Ruoxuan lay down, the teacher on the podium suddenly shouted.
"Ah!" Yi Ruoxuan, who was originally snickering, was suddenly startled and exclaimed.
Seeing Yi Ruoxuan's appearance, the math teacher on the podium was very angry and said angrily: "I'm exhausted up there, but it's better for you to stay motionless down there! It's okay if you don't cooperate, you don't even react at all.
, I’m warning you, if you don’t have anything in your stomach in the future, don’t blame the teacher!”
Hearing the teacher's words, the whole audience burst into laughter, while Yi Ruoxuan looked at the teacher with a dumbfounded look on her face - Damn, the teacher is so tough!
Some students immediately began to post this classic quotation on Weibo or on the Fenghe forum. Suddenly, the number of retweets on Weibo by Bai Chaoluodong, who was the first to post it, increased rapidly, from 1 retweet to 500 retweets.
Then to 1000, all of a sudden, Bai Chaoluodong and the teacher became famous together——