Xiao Xinyan and Yi Ruoxuan stood in front of Luo Tian, which immediately put a lot of pressure on Luo Tian. Of course, this pressure was invisibly given by Yi Ruoxuan, ahem - in order not to make a fool of himself, Luo Tian
Tian still looked at the two with a smile, trying not to look at Yi Ruoxuan, the reason - well, you know.
"Don't you want to say something?" Xiao Xinyan asked suspiciously.
Luo Tian smiled and shook his head. He couldn't tell Xiao Xinyan that he had expected such a result. Especially he couldn't say that he just helped Yi Ruoxuan just to stimulate her human weakness - this, say it.
No one believed it.
Seeing Luo Tian's indifferent attitude, Xiao Xinyan was immediately angry and itched her teeth. Just when she was about to speak, she heard Yi Ruoxuan's voice next to her, "Xiao Xiao, tell me the conditions first, don't mess up the situation!"
Xiao Xinyan snorted coldly and continued: "It's not impossible for you to stay, but you must abide by some rules. If you violate the rules, you must leave this villa. Of course, don't worry, we are very happy."
Fair."
fair?
Luo Tian sneered. In his words, he would rather believe that a man can give birth to a child than believe in a woman's mouth.
What fair conditions would these two ladies give him? Let's forget it. But how can one not bow his head under the eaves, so Luo Tian could only nod lightly.
Yi Ruoxuan, who was next to her, took out a notebook from nowhere and started her copywriting work. In this day and age, only if it is written down in black and white will it be legally effective. Otherwise, if Luo Tian violates it, there is nothing they can do about it.
Anyway, they have already thought about it. As long as Luo Tian does something inconsistent with the contract, they will expel this guy through legal channels. Well, even Xiao Hongwen will not be able to do it!
"First: Since your cooking skills are barely acceptable, and Uncle Chen was injured because of you, you must be responsible for our three meals a day until Uncle Chen recovers." Xiao Xinyan said straightforwardly.
For my own purposes, although this guy doesn't look very good, the noodles he makes are quite delicious.
Luo Tian nodded in agreement. Simple things like cooking were nothing to him.
Seeing that Luo Tian was so sensible, Xiao Xinyan nodded approvingly and continued; "Second: you must take a shower every day, even under special circumstances, it cannot exceed two days at most!"
Luo Tian nodded helplessly, but his eyes still turned to Yi Ruoxuan, obviously this was her tip...
"Don't you know that you should look at others when they are talking? This is the most basic respect." Just a few seconds after Luo Tian looked at Yi Ruoxuan, Xiao Xinyan got angry.
Without waiting for Luo Tian to speak, Xiao Xinyan continued: "Article 3, no matter when and where, we must give each other due respect, especially in terms of address, you can call us by our names, but you cannot call us 'Ms.
'."
"Why?" Luo Tian asked somewhat confused. When he left home, the old man specifically reminded him to call men "comrade" and women "Miss." Why can't he call them "Miss" now?
"You really don't know?" Xiao Xinyan looked at Luo Tian in surprise and asked suspiciously.
Luo Tian shook his head dully.
"Miss means chicken. Simply put, she is a profession that sells her body in exchange for money. Chairman Mao told us that there is no distinction between high and low in work, so we do not discriminate against them. But now we are still students and do not have to work, so you
Let's call us by our names. My name is Yi Ruoxuan, and your 'Miss' is Xiao Xinyan. If you like, you can call her Xiao Xiao." Yi Ruoxuan was obviously a bit thicker-skinned than Xiao Xinyan, and said with a smile.
.
Before Xiao Xinyan could react, he said bluntly: "You can't call me Xiao Xiao, just call me by my name."
Yi Ruoxuan next to her saw that Xiao Xinyan didn't react, so she covered her mouth and snickered——
"Article 4: You are not allowed to bring girls into this villa at any time. Of course, with you like this, I guess no woman will come back with you - hahahaha -"
"Quack--"
A crow flew over Luo Tian's forehead, which was filled with speechlessness. Fortunately, Luo Tian was very professional and still had a faint smile on his face, as if Xiao Xinyan's ridicule to him had nothing to do with him. But Luo Tian looked like this
She was unhappy. She laughed at him like this and didn't even react. Was she really stupid or fake? Why did she look like a clown?
"Fifth: There are no servants in the villa, and we are not allowed to hire hourly workers, so we will share the cleaning work equally between the two of us. You will do it on odd days, and I will do it on even days."
"Xiao Xiao, why don't you just give it to him? Why don't you do Double Day?" Yi Ruoxuan whispered in Xiao Xinyan's ear.
"There are four odd days and three even days, and our villa is only cleaned every two days, so - hehe -"
"High!" Yi Ruoxuan extended her thumb and nodded in praise.
But Luo Tian was still sitting on the stool blankly, nodding slowly, but muttering in his heart, why are these conditions so simple——
How could he know that today's children in the city, especially those from rich families like Xiao Xinyan, do not know how to do seemingly simple household chores such as cooking, washing dishes, and washing clothes. Many people even think that it is better to kill them if their families ask them to do housework.
They still feel uncomfortable...
However, Xiao Hongwen was also worried that Xiao Xinyan would form such a habit, so he stipulated that no servants or part-time workers were allowed in the villa. However, almost at the end of every month, someone would come here to tidy up before leaving.
Of course, this is also Xiao Hongwen's bottom line.
"Sixth: When the two parties have a dispute, they are not allowed to use violence, and they are not allowed to insult each other behind their back."
"Seventh: Except in the villa, you can't say you know me anywhere outside. Xiaoxuan, you can treat me as knowing her, but whether I respond or not is her problem."
"Eighth: You can't enter my study and bedroom when I'm not around. It's not within the scope of cleaning. You're also not allowed to touch my clothes, including my underwear. If you want, I can give it to Xiaoxuan -
-Hahaha--"
"——"
Luo Tian rolled his eyes, and glanced at Yi Ruoxuan's breasts unconsciously. The seductive black lace suit naturally appeared in his mind, and he sniffed subconsciously. He really wanted to ask Yi Ruoxuan,
Don't tell me whether that set of underwear is hers or not, she is really discerning.
"You damn girl, are you looking for death?" Seeing Xiao Xinyan actually taunting her, she almost wrote it in her notebook. She threw down the pen and notebook and rushed towards Xiao Xinyan, and stretched out her hand towards Xiao Xinyan.
On that slender waist.
Luo Tian's eyes widened. The moment Yi Ruoxuan pounced on her, he felt a burst of fire in his Dantian and his nose was hot, as if some liquid was about to rush out.
What is rough waves and what is an angry white rabbit?
Yi Ruoxuan, who pounced on Xiao Xinyan, interpreted these two names very well, making him stunned instantly.
But it was obvious that Xiao Xinyan was not Yi Ruoxuan, so he immediately begged for mercy: "Xiaoxuan, I was wrong - you are so cute and have big breasts. I am the one who has evil intentions against you. I might as well fulfill his wish and give you
point--"
"You still said it, you still said it!" Yi Ruoxuan saw that Xiao Xinyan said such shameful words in front of Luo Tian, but she became more and more angry, so she turned to Luo Tian and said loudly: "If she takes my underwear
If she gives it to you, just tell me and I will give it to you too!"
Luo Tian nodded blankly. He didn't understand why happiness came so quickly...
"Okay, stop making trouble and deal with this beast first." Xiao Xinyan pushed Yi Ruoxuan away and said with a sweet smile.
"Huh, I'll let you go first."
Xiao Xinyan begged Yi Ruoxuan in a low voice: "By the way, Xiaoxuan, please move your things here tonight, and you will live with me from now on. I'm a little scared to live with this beast alone."
Yi Ruoxuan didn't delay and nodded in agreement, but when she thought about Luo Tian's skills, she realized that if this kid really wanted to cause trouble, even ten of her would be useless - forget it, just do it for the sake of the two sisters.
Come on, who can call yourself so loyal?
Seeing Yi Ruoxuan's agreement, Xiao Xinyan's delicate face continued to tighten, and she looked at the dumbfounded Luo Tian and continued: "Ninth: You are not allowed to approach us in any way at school. Of course, even if you approach us, we will not
I will take care of you——haha——”
Yi Ruoxuan and Luo Tian looked at Xiao Xinyan together. They really couldn't figure out where the joke was.
"Ahem -" Xiao Xinyan coughed pretending to be serious and continued: "Point 10: After a temporary decision, Xiaoxuan will move here. She and I are both Party A, and you are Party B. And we have
This treaty has the final right of interpretation.”
Luo Tian almost cried. Is this fair?
"Xiaoxuan, do you have anything else to add?"
"Of course, Article 11: We reserve the right to expand the terms, and we can also punish you to varying degrees based on your performance. If you violate it, you will be asked to do all the housework, and if you are serious, you will leave the villa!"
Xiao Xinyan stood aside and nodded repeatedly, but he even forgot to mention the most important expansion of rights. It was really a mistake. Fortunately, there was a dog-headed strategist here.
"Yeah~ Boo~~" Xiao Xinyan hugged Yi Ruoxuan's face and kissed her hard, "How smart."
"By the way, today is September 5th, so this treaty is called the 9th Five-Year Plan Treaty. If it is correct, it will take effect immediately." Xiao Xinyan briefly read the treaty and handed it to Luo Tian with a smile on his face.
said.
Luo Tian nodded very cooperatively, but he regretted it as soon as he signed the contract... So far, he has found that he does not have a single right.
"By the way, since it has taken effect immediately, and today happens to be September 5th, Monday, odd number, please remember to wash the bowls and pots later. Don't worry, we will not bully you. From now on, we will follow the treaty
Doing business." Xiao Xinyan said to Luo Tian when he saw that Luo Tian had just signed the contract and showed a devilish face.