"After a family finished eating, the wife asked her husband to help wash the dishes because she was there. The husband was embarrassed to refuse, but he didn't want to wash the dishes, so he called his son over and spoke to his son in a serious and thoughtful manner,
'Son, let me practice washing the dishes now, and you can help your wife in the future', but his son complained and said: 'No need, I can also ask my son to wash the dishes in the future.'"
In Qin Lan's room, Luo Tian was half leaning on the bed, gently stroking Qin Lan's silky hair, and telling her a joke she had seen online before. Of course, the joke was vividly performed by Luo Tian.
Incomparable.
No, Luo Tian had just finished telling his joke. Qin Lan, who was lying on his feet and had just closed her eyes, opened her eyes wide and laughed, "Haha, this kid is too big for a kid, he understands at such a young age.
So much. But this one is not as nice as the previous one... No, you have to say this again." At the end of the sentence, he made a gesture of protest.
Luo Tian could only put Qin Lan's hand into the quilt again and said comfortingly: "Okay, okay, but you promise me to close your eyes and not open them again!"
"Then I'll tell you another dirty joke..." Luo Tian thought about it and found that he really didn't know many innocent jokes like the one above. After racking his brains, he could only think of a few, but when it came to adults
What a joke, Luotian is definitely like a surging river, endless.
In fact, Qin Lan also knew that Luo Tian asked her to close her eyes because he wanted to coax her to sleep before leaving her. She was still very energetic at first and she didn't want Luo Tian to leave, so she suppressed her sleepiness and didn't let herself fall asleep.
Of course, Luo Tian's jokes really made people laugh, so he persisted
More than half an hour. However, she worked overtime last night and went home to do this and that. She didn't go to bed until after one o'clock in the evening. Later, after seeing the video in the morning, she couldn't help crying for a while. Plus, Luo Tian later
The "whipping" made her exhausted.
If she hadn't thought that Luo Tian would leave her while she was sleeping, she would have fallen asleep long ago.
"In an office, several colleagues were chatting. As they were chatting, they guessed a riddle. One of the male colleagues looked around at the people around him and asked: 'Ten men peeked at five
There is an idiom for a woman taking a bath. In fact, many people know this, which means "colorful". However, at this time, a
The girl subconsciously raised her hand and looked at everyone with a pensive look on her face. Suddenly, her eyes lit up and she asked weakly with a red face: "Is it a two-pronged approach?" Hearing this, the male colleague was instantly stunned...
..." Luo Tian's voice became lower and lower. After seeing that Qin Lan was already intending to sleep, he slowed down his speaking speed.
"How good is that girl..." Qin Lan obeyed this time and did not open her eyes. Instead, her pretty face squirmed on Luo Tian's feet and whispered.
Luo Tian smiled and said, "Go to bed quickly, or I won't talk anymore."
Luo Tian told some very crooked and erotic jokes one after another, and Qin Lan completely relaxed. After confirming that Qin Lan was really asleep, she moved her arms that were numb from the pressure. Then, Luo Tian
Tian gently placed Qin Lan's head on the soft pillow, kissed her forehead gently, then turned and left the room.
If he had time, why wouldn't he want to be affectionate with a beauty like Qin Lan, but there were still some things that he had to deal with.
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"Uncle Chen, I'm here." After Luo Tian parked the car, he called Uncle Chen to pick him up at the door. After all, he didn't have a time card to enter the company, and it was too troublesome to report anything, so he just called Uncle Chen.
Come downstairs to pick him up. After all, this is the first time.
"Luo Tian, here we come!" After Uncle Chen saw Luo Tian, the wrinkles on his face shrank together like a blooming chrysanthemum.
Of course, although Luo Tian was very evil in his heart and compared his old face to a chrysanthemum, on the surface he showed a polite look and said: "Yes, I'm sorry that you have to come down to pick me up in person."
"What are you talking about? Aren't we helping Director Xiao? Let's go to my office to talk." Uncle Chen patted Luo Tian's back affectionately and led him to the elevator.
Speaking of which, Luo Tian was still Uncle Chen's savior. If Luo Tian hadn't pushed him, he wouldn't be able to laugh now. Although his hands are not as sensitive as before, he can still drive a car or something, so here he is.
It might as well be working as a driver for Xiao Xinyan, and you should know that because Uncle Chen has always been with Xiao Hongwen, he is considered a familiar face in the group and has great prestige. This is what Xiao Hongwen asked Uncle Chen to do.
The reason for following Xiao Xinyan during this period.
With Xiao Hongwen's wisdom, how could he not have thought that Xiao Xinyan, who had just arrived in the group, would not be used to being squeezed out by some old employees, so he had such a trick.
Hearing Uncle Chen's words, Luo Tian had a look of astonishment on his face, and asked in disbelief: "Ah? Do you have a special office?" In his impression, Uncle Chen should be working in the group, doing business.
Soy sauce company can have a dedicated office? This is too domineering!
"Of course, Director Xiao probably saw that I was bored in the company alone and had nothing to do, so he gave me a job as the commander-in-chief of security, and he also had some power to appoint personnel." Uncle Chen smiled, but his face was filled with confusion.
He showed a frustrated expression, obviously he was very dissatisfied with Luo Tian's astonished expression.
Hearing Uncle Chen's words, Luo Tiancai recovered from his shock and said, "Oh, so that's it. No wonder Uncle Xiao asked me to just come to you directly."
Uncle Chen nodded, "Director Xiao also said hello to me. I will try my best to cooperate with you on this matter. By the way, are you still used to living in Shanghai during this time?"
"The food and accommodation here are good, of course I'm used to it, but I feel a little uncomfortable having to dress so formally... I always feel awkward." Seeing Uncle Chen change the subject, Luo Tian certainly knew why, and pretended to look at himself.
wearing a cheap suit, twisted his body unhappily, and complained.
How can a pair of big pants and a vest be comfortable? Fortunately, the weather has just entered autumn, otherwise it would be too hot to death - of course, the most important thing is that Luo Tian thinks of the chicken skin on those salesmen who wear suits on hot days.
How difficult would it be if the pimple fell off?
"You have to get used to this. Now you are here for an internship. It doesn't matter if you dress casually after you join the job. But when you are really with Xinyan Nanizi, you will have to dress like this when you often attend banquets."
Hearing Uncle Chen's words, Luo Tian immediately showed a look of fear on his face, and said quickly: "This is nothing, Uncle Chen can't make such a joke."
"Haha, why are you playing dirty tricks on me? Director Xiao has already told me, and he said he would recognize you as his son-in-law!" Uncle Chen burst out laughing and said.
"It's not true, is it?"
"Of course, otherwise why would he ask you to protect Xinyan personally? This is not to lure a wolf... a man breaks into the house, and Director Xiao is not stupid." Uncle Chen knew what Xiao Hongwen meant early on, but after this period of time,
He also knew what Luo Tian was like, so he said it jokingly.
"How do I look like a wolf? Uncle Chen, are you giving me ideological education for Uncle Xiao?" Luo Tian suddenly seemed to realize something and looked at Uncle Chen with a vigilant expression.
Uncle Chen nodded and replied: "I knew I couldn't hide it from you... In fact, I think that Nizi Xinyan is also interested in you. Otherwise, you can just marry into the Xiao family. Anyway, there is no one in your family now -
—When the time comes, take over the old man of the Li family and let him enjoy happiness."
"I haven't written this horoscope yet. Anyway, I don't think about it so much now. What I want most now is to do my job well and get the bonus given by Uncle Xiao. When I get rich, what kind of woman will I be?
No?" Luo Tian was not fooled and shook his head directly.
Seeing Luo Tian's satisfied look, Uncle Chen gently patted Luo Tian's back of the head and said angrily: "You have seen the world in Shanghai during this period, and only those few million are enough."
What, and as a man, you don’t want to have your own career? Think about it, after Director Xiao retires, the entire Hongwen Group will be yours. This is pie in the sky."
The purpose of seducing children is to understand them with reason and move them with emotion. Of course, it is indispensable to lure them with profit. People live in the world these days just for fame and fortune, so Uncle Chen began to shake Luo Tian with the professionalism of young people.
.
But it's a pity that Luo Tian has long seen through the world, especially the so-called career, which is simply worthless and worthless...
Sure enough, after hearing Uncle Chen's words, the corners of Luo Tian's mouth raised slightly. After taking a glance, he said: "It's a pie in the sky. I only saw a big trap. In fact, I was confused, what on earth do I have?"
This place is valued by Uncle Xiao, why does he always ask me to be friends with his daughter? How about you tell me the truth and I will change it! Can’t I change it? "
Uncle Chen slapped Luo Tian on the back of the head in a funny way and said, "You kid! Everyone else is trying their best to have something to do with Xinyan. It's a good thing for you that you don't want it when it's delivered to your door."
"It's wrong of you to say that. In fact, you also know that it is impossible for me to be with Xinyan. My current position is as a bodyguard. I cannot betray my professional ethics. If the old man knows about this, I will definitely
I couldn't get out of bed after being beaten by him for half a year." Luo Tian shrugged and said helplessly. Of course, this was just an excuse. In fact, the old man had often said before that sometimes some illegal means could be used when necessary.
means!
As the two walked and chatted, the two of them soon arrived at Uncle Chen's office. Uncle Chen's office was on the 29th floor. It was an independent house, and there were also people sitting outside. No one was interested because of Chen.
Even if I delay my work due to Uncle's appearance, I seem to be very serious.
"Uncle Chen, are all the people in Hongwen Group so serious about their work?"
"Of course, Hongwen Group is an elimination system, and the rule of survival of the fittest is the most practical here."
"No, I...I'm just here to make some fun..." Luo Tian suddenly looked at Uncle Chen with some embarrassment and said hesitantly. After speaking, the corners of his face and mouth twitched slightly, revealing a shy expression unique to a young man.
Everyone is working so hard, so if he is just trying to make a fool of himself - how embarrassing it would be.