Deep in the Kunlun Mountains, in a dilapidated thatched house!
"Ahem, little bastard, I'm dying, and I have nothing to teach you. You'd better roll down the mountain for me!"
The old man was lying on the bed, his face slightly pale, and he looked at Ye Lang feebly.
However, Ye Lang smiled bitterly and lightly kicked the old man: "Master, stop pretending, you really tried your best to get me down the mountain. You and I are both miracle doctors. Don't be embarrassed. I feel it."
Awkward!"
"Pfft!"
The next second, the old man spurted out a mouthful of blood: "I really can't do it anymore! I count with my fingers, the end is coming..."
"roll!"
Ye Lang rolled his eyes and said, "Where did you get this blood bag? It looks like it's real!"
Seeing that he couldn't pretend anymore, the old man sat up in an instant and spit out the blood bag in his mouth: "You bastard, you are really a monkey spirit. I can't even deceive you like this!"
"Tell me, old guy, what's wrong with you these days? Are you trying to drive me away every day?"
Ye Lang also felt strange. He was an orphan. When he was a child, the old man brought him to the mountain and taught him what he had learned throughout his life. Although the old man was an old pervert and a bit bohemian, he often went out to pick up girls, but the two of them depended on each other.
Ye Lang treats him as his own grandfather.
However, since five days ago, the old man had tried his best to drive him down the mountain, and today he actually pretended to be dead.
These days, the old guy is so abnormal.
The old man smiled awkwardly, put his hands behind his back, and said seriously: "To be honest, the main reason is that I want to get married, and I have already agreed to the marriage proposal from the master of Piaomiao Palace..."
"puff!"
Ye Lang almost vomited blood. This old guy had a romantic life. He was seventy or eighty years old. He often harassed young women. Several times he went to the next village to watch the widows washing clothes and stared at their butts.
sky.
Even though his hair is gray, he is really charming. Even a charming woman in her thirties or forties like the Mistress of Piaomiao Palace is crazy about him and actively pursues him.
However, Ye Lang knew that the old guy was just having fun...
Now, he actually said he wanted to get married...
The old man glanced at Ye Lang, took out a brochure and threw it to Ye Lang: "You are not young anymore. Go down the mountain to find your seven senior sisters and see if there is anyone suitable. If so, find a wife.
If it suits you, just find one, if two suit you, find two..."
The corner of Ye Lang's mouth twitched several times. He couldn't believe what he heard. He still had a senior sister?
He hurriedly stretched out his hand and interrupted: "Old guy, are you kidding me? I still have a senior sister? I have been with you for more than ten years, why is this the first time I heard about it?"
Without waiting for the old man to reply, Ye Lang slapped his head: "Oh, I see, you old guy, you made up seven senior sisters and wanted to trick me down the mountain? Haha, I won't be fooled by you!"
However, the old man said quietly: "They are all my apprentices that I accepted when I was bored and gave some random advice when I was experiencing life in the secular world. They are not close disciples. However, they are ahead of you.
As a disciple, I will naturally be considered your senior sister!"
"Haha, I think you just deceive others when you have no money to spend, right?"
Ye Lang chuckled and opened the booklet with suspicion: "The eldest disciple, Qiu Yunyun, lives in Yuncheng. He is seven years old. He is characterized by his big eyes. When he grows up, he will probably be a beauty, because his mother is good-looking...
The second apprentice, Liu Ruyan, is four years old and the only daughter of the Liu family in Zhongzhou. She is characterized by her extraordinary talent and strong understanding...
The third apprentice, Bai Bing, is eight years old..."
After reading it, Ye Lang's eyes were full of weirdness: "Old guy, aren't these brats? You want me, a person in my twenties, to go down the mountain and call them senior sisters? I won't do it!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? For example, your senior sister Qiu Yunyun, she was indeed seven years old when I accepted her as my disciple. However, that was nineteen years ago. She should be twenty-six years old now, is she older than you? Moreover,
, I didn’t even meet you little brat at that time!”
The old guy glanced at Ye Lang angrily: "They were all my registered disciples more than ten years ago. They gave me casual guidance once or twice. I don't know how they are doing now. Ahem, you can go down the mountain.
Just for fun, meet your senior sisters, they might all be beauties!"
When Ye Lang heard the word "beautiful girl", he said with a smile: "But, old man, you are so good at flirting with girls, you can teach me in this aspect... I know that you also have a secret book of thirty-six tricks to flirt with girls.
that……"
The old man was ashamed and threw a book directly to Ye Lang: "Get out of here, I gave you the secret book. If you don't find ten or eight wives to come back, it will be an embarrassment to me!"
"Ahem, why don't you give me some money? I'm going down the mountain alone, what can I eat and drink?"
Out of curiosity about the beauty at the foot of the mountain, Ye Lang also became interested.
"Go away! If you starve to death despite your abilities, it will be an embarrassment to me!"
However, the old man kicked Ye Lang away.
Soon, Ye Lang arrived at the foot of the mountain and looked at the small thatched house halfway up the mountain with mixed feelings in his heart.
"Master, since you are getting married, I will go down the mountain to wander. Thank you for taking care of me all these years!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Lang turned around, his eyes slightly moist.
"Seven senior sisters, you don't know which one is the beauty?"
"Since Third Senior Sister and Seventh Senior Sister are both in Luo City, let's go to Luo City. I heard that Master also picked me up in Luo City back then. I wonder if you can find out about my life experience!"
Ye Lang quickly headed towards Luocheng alone.
On the way, Ye Lang was idle and bored, so he took the secret book of thirty-six tricks to seduce girls given by the old guy and started reading.
"The first way to flirt with a girl is to be shameless. When you meet the one you like, you have to be shameless and let her be moved by your deep love?"
After seeing the first move, Ye Lang had a strange look on his face. Thinking about the old guy's life, he finally nodded: "It's indeed quite shameless!"
"The second trick to seduce girls is to cast a wide net. There are thousands of women in the world. Why don't you do this one or that one?"
After looking at the second move, Ye Lang suddenly realized that the old guy didn't even spare the widows in the village at the foot of the mountain. He would talk to them about his life ideals whenever he had nothing to do. This was actually the case.
After thinking about it, Ye Lang said with emotion: "It seems that Master has worked hard to find a wife for me. Otherwise, he would not have found seven senior sisters for me more than ten years ago.
Well, isn’t this just casting a wide net? Master, you have really worked so hard for your disciple’s life-long event!”
"It's impossible for all seven senior sisters to be ugly, right? Hehe, we were all beautiful when we were young. When we grow up, we won't go astray, right?"
Touching his chin, Ye Lang continued to look down: "The third trick is to be handsome? If you are not handsome, pretend to be cool? Fortunately, fortunately, the word handsome was created just for me!"
Someone said narcissistically, and soon arrived at the gate of Luo City.
"Third Senior Sister, Seventh Senior Sister, your little junior brother is here, I love you!"
Ye Lang smiled evilly and expressed his feelings towards the city gate!
[The author has something to say]
The new book sets sail. Brothers and sisters, I love you. I hope everyone will collect it, comment on it, and give it a five-star rating! The author is a veteran, so updating is definitely not a problem!
