Chen Xiangben is a photography enthusiast. After graduating from university, he started working as a freelance writer. To put it bluntly, he is a professional paparazzi.
(The story in this book is purely fictitious, please do not imitate it)
Although Chen Xiang is only 21 years old, Chen Xiang's name is notorious in the entertainment industry. When many celebrities mention the word "Chen Xiang", they want to cut him into pieces and burn him to ashes, and then return to his hometown.
I covered it with two pieces of shit, I hate him so much.
Perhaps even God couldn't stand it, and it was clear that evil must be punished, so Chen Xiang finally got retribution.
One day, Chen Xiang followed a well-known director to the beautiful Yandang Mountains. In order to choose a perfect shooting angle, he could film the famous director stretching his waist into a scene of wanting to hug his female agent. As a result, Chen Xiang...
He lost his footing and fell down a cliff thousands of feet tall.
Unexpectedly, due to the temporary chaos of time and space, Chen Xiang traveled to an era without any records in history. This dynasty was called Dafeng. According to what Chen Xiang later learned, this era was equivalent to the Ming Dynasty in the 'previous life'.
It was spoken in Chinese, using Chinese characters, and even the font sizes of some officials and offices were similar.
According to the plot in the novel, after traveling through time, he would either be reborn as a baby or occupy someone's soul. But it was different for Mr. Chen. He fell from the sky naked. When he landed, he happened to smash a pig to death.
As a result, the pig died, but he survived. My dear mother, this pig is simply his reborn parent.
But it was said that Chen Xiang fell naked from the sky and smashed a fat pig to death, and the man was also thrown into a coma. Such strange things alarmed the county magistrate, and he immediately ordered the pig and the people to be escorted into the county government office.
Chen Xiang was in a coma for three days before he woke up. When he woke up, he was full of 'nonsense'. Not only did he not say his name, but he also threatened to 'complain' against him. The angry county boss waved his hand and beat up the 20th big man.
The boss, and casually gave him a name~~"Pig Tiansheng". If the county boss hadn't wanted to occupy the pig, he wouldn't have even bothered to give him a name.
Bang~! The county magistrate was stunned and said, "Pigs are falling from the sky. I would like to ask you why you came to the area under my jurisdiction and why you killed the fat pigs of the farmers."
"You idiot, which crew are you from and who is the director? You idiot, I have to sue you to death. Do you know who I am? Believe it or not, I can stun you with just one photo."
In the past two days, this "Pig Strange Man" who fell from the sky finally spoke a complete human sentence. However, the officials on both sides were so frightened that he dared to point at the county magistrate and scold his mother.
"Bold! Give me a slap!"
As soon as the county magistrate gave the order, the government officials on both sides rushed towards him and gave him a slap in the face. The paparazzi Chen was crying and screaming. What he wanted to see most now was the police, even if two urban management officials came.
In this way, the paparazzi Chen was "beaten into a trick". Not only did he recognize the name "Zhu Tianxiang", but he also admitted the crime. In anger, the county boss sold it to a brothel in Zhongdu Prefecture, and it gained a good reputation.
Said: Selling yourself to return a pig.
In the brothel, there are not only red cards in red clothes, but also many nuns. To put it bluntly, they are like ducks. Feng Ma, the madam of the brothel, has tried several times to train Zhu Daqiren to be a nun. However, his appearance is not good, and his eyes are wandering around.
Like a thief. From then on, Zhu Tianxiang had another identity, that of a turtle slave in a brothel.
As the saying goes, when people go away, their horses will lose weight, and if they are unlucky enough to be exposed to the sun, their face will be covered with bird droppings. The paparazzi of Chen Da escaped several times, but were captured and tortured by the evil servants of the brothel.
At this point, the paparazzi Chen realized how terrifying the evil servants in the brothels in ancient times were. Compared with them, the underworld in the previous life was like a living thunder!
For two months, the paparazzi of Chen's previous life was like a pig. He worked hard every day, making himself look like he was competing for the top model worker in the turtle slave world. He always smiled when he met everyone, even five meters away.
Must bow.
In order to get along with the sisters in the building, Zhu Daqi even composed a song and song specifically for them, praising this fearless spirit of being willing to sacrifice their youth.
"The chrysanthemums are broken~the buttocks are full of bruises~your smile has turned yellow~" Zhu Daqiren sang affectionately and resentfully, which made the sisters in the building shed tears one by one, and they had a strong desire to provide money to support him.
As soon as this song came out, it was widely circulated and became a folk song in the brothel world. Zhu Daqi was also named "Chrysanthemum Pig" by the good people, and was regarded as a model in the brothel and a strange flower in the turtle slave world.
Since then, Zhu Tianxiang has become famous, and admirers have come one after another. There is a situation that "if a person doesn't know Chrysanthemum Pig, it's useless to visit brothels".
Zhu Tianxiang worked conscientiously, and Madam Feng Ma gradually relaxed her vigilance towards him. But in his heart, Zhu Daqi still had firm belief and was always thinking about how to escape.
"Tianjiang, there are a lot of guests today. You go and deliver some food to the Xuanzi room in the backyard. Be careful, that girl is very wild and has not been tamed yet." Feng Ma's face was full of flesh, and she looked like a grandma in the brothel world.
of majesty.
When Zhu Daqi heard about the room with the name 'Xuan', he felt happy, and the chance to escape finally came.
The Xuanzihao room was set up in the backyard, and the girls detained there were either newly bought or snatched secretly. Generally, the newlyweds were first thrown into the Xuanzihao room and starved for two days, and then were sent to the Dihaozihao to suffer inhumane treatment.
torture.
Zhu Tianxiang made several observations and found that the best escape route was the horse corridor in the backyard. The last few times he ran on two legs, he would be easily overtaken no matter how far he ran. As long as there were horses, he felt that he would succeed.
Zhu Tiansheng came to the backyard carrying a small bowl of rice porridge. It was called "Xuan", but it was actually a woodshed.
When the two evil servants saw this model worker turtle slave coming to deliver the meal, their eyes were full of contempt. After two or three months of mental and physical training, Zhu Daqi had already learned that he was not ashamed but proud of it.
In the upper realm, he walked in with a smile and a nod.
There is a woman tied to the haystack in the woodshed. This woman has willow eyebrows, apricot eyes, red lips and white teeth, and a pair of big, slightly frightened eyes. Her purity makes people enchanted.
Zhu Tianjiang couldn't help but feel a little regretful. He looked like he was only fifteen or sixteen years old, especially since there was a trace of resentment in his eyes, which gave him a different flavor.
"I say girl, we are made of iron rice and steel, come here! I will feed you today." Zhu Tianxiang kindly dug out a spoonful of porridge and brought it to the woman's mouth.
"Go away! As long as you let this girl go, I will definitely kill no one here. If you hadn't used the incense incense, you would never have touched a finger of this girl." The girl looked at her coldly with a murderous look in her eyes.
Pigs descend from the sky.
Zhu Tianjiang looked outside carefully and said, "Shhh, keep your voice down. I'm telling you, girl, where is your family from? I can send a message for you and ask your family to redeem you with money." Zhu Daqi was moved by sympathy.
heart.
"Bah! I'm not a brothel girl, so why should I use money to redeem someone?"
"Sister-in-law, please keep your voice down, I am really helping you. To be honest, I, like you, was sold here for no reason." Zhu Tianjiang was so frightened that he wished he could cover the little girl's mouth.
"Only a ghost would believe your words. As long as I go out, I will not let you go. I will tell my father and kill you all." The little girl glared angrily.
Zhu Tianjiang smiled bitterly, then stretched out his hand to unbutton his belt, revealing his half-stretched buttocks. The scars from being whipped with a cane were clearly visible, and they were particularly conspicuous.
"What are you doing, obscene!" The girl quickly turned her face away in shame.
"Look at the scars on my body. We are all suffering. Girl, I don't want to see you humiliated at such a young age. Feng Evil Po will definitely sell your head for a high price. Before she asks someone to tame you,
Hurry up and find someone to redeem yourself." Zhu Tianxiang said kindly.
"You~ If you really want to help me, then go to the police and report it to the police. I was kidnapped here after being knocked down in a black shop." There seemed to be a little expectation in the little girl's eyes.
"My mother, both the prefecture and county yamen here are affiliated with this brothel, and they are in the same group. Last time I escaped, I got to the gate of the yamen, but I was caught and beaten up. I said, girl
, It’s useless.” Zhu Tianjiang shook his head and sighed.
"My home is too far away from here. It takes more than a month to go back and forth. Otherwise, please let me go. I have practiced kung fu and can escape by myself." The little girl begged and looked at the pig.
"What are you thinking? If you run away, I will be dead. Big thief Feng has long wanted to find someone to fuck my anus. I have been pure in the mud for so long. Is it easy?" Zhu Tianxiang turned pale with dissatisfaction.
Two eyes.
"What is a violent chrysanthemum?" The little girl innocently looked at the pig.
"It's just between men and men. You don't understand that, so let's eat something first." Zhu Tianxiang picked up the bowl helplessly, he didn't want to run away with a burden.
"Brother, please, please let me go. I can take you with me." The little girl looked at Zhu Tianliang with tears in her eyes.
"You take me away? Oh! I'll run away by myself later, you don't need to take me with you."
"If you don't save me, then I will have no choice but to die to keep my innocence." The little girl's eyes showed determination.
Zhu Tianjiang looked at the pure eyes of the strange girl in front of him and felt a little pity.
"Grandma, the worst case scenario is that you will be caught and made into a duck. Little girl, let me ask you, is your family rich?" Zhu Tianxiang saw that the girl had a delicate face and was not like ordinary children from poor families. When she came to this world, she had to find a way.
Get the money first.
The little girl looked at the pig falling from the sky, thought for a while, and nodded silently.
"Okay, I'll rescue you and take you home. However, you must give me one hundred taels of silver when you get home." Zhu Tianjiang didn't know that this little girl had a prominent family background. He thought of 'good' causes, but
Changed his life's destiny.
"Okay, I'll give it to you." The little girl quickly agreed after hearing that it was only one hundred taels.
With Zhu Daqi's heroic heart to save the beauty, he ignored everything and untied the ropes from the girl's hands and feet. After a brief discussion, Zhu Tianlin came to the door and walked out as if nothing had happened.
"Two eldest brothers, Sister Hong from Tianzihao asked Zhang Tou to buy a box of rouge for her, so she gave her three pieces of silver and the rest was a reward. I don't think Lao Zhang Tou can earn this money alone, and I can't go out.
, I wonder which of you two is willing to go?" Zhu Tianjiang reluctantly took out the three coins he had stolen just the day before.
When the two nurses heard this, they thought this was a good thing, and they could earn more than half of it. This guy was quite sensible and didn't give up such a good job to Old Man Zhang.
"Chrysanthemum Pig, you are right to do this. My brothers will protect you in this yard from now on." One of the guys smiled slyly and took the silver.
"Thank you both, I will still think of you two if good things happen in the future." Zhu Tianjiang nodded and bowed.
Seeing one guy walking towards the front yard, Zhu Tianxiang hooked up with the other one, "Brother, come here, let me show you something good."
"Good thing? What?" The remaining nurse followed Zhu Tianliang into the woodshed in confusion.
When the nurse saw the rope on the ground, she was so frightened that she grabbed Zhu Tianliang.
"Ah~ where is the person?" This is the girl Feng's mother asked to take special care of. I heard that a lot of money was spent on the black shop to buy her.
On the beam, the girl jumped down, and hit Hu Yuan on the head with a brick in her hand. Hu Yuan didn't even let out a scream before he fainted.
"Little girl, your hands and feet are really nimble. Come with me quickly." Zhu Tianxiang praised her heartily.
When they arrived at the door, just as Zhu Daqi was about to walk out, he heard a "pounce" sound. The little girl actually pulled out the knife guarding the courtyard and stabbed him with the knife.
"My mother-in-law, you, you killed someone~?" Zhu Tianliang was so frightened that his legs went weak and he almost sat down on the ground.
"Such a person deserves to die. Leave quickly!"
The little girl said, and the two of them ran out of the woodshed.
"Girl, murder is a serious crime. This time I will be killed by you. Don't go through the front door, follow me to the back door. There is a horse gallery there." Zhu Tianjiang complained while turning his back on the guests and pulling the little girl to the back.
Run away.
"Listen, there is a fool in the horse gallery who is very strong. This time you come to seduce him, and I will bring him down." Zhu Tianjiang said in a low voice.
This escape plan was a way of escape that Zhu Tianxiang found after observing for a long time. However, the most important thing is to bring down the guard of the horse gallery. This guard is not good at women, but he likes men. Zhu Tianxiang
He wanted to sell his lust several times in exchange for freedom, but he endured it at the last moment. He was afraid that if he betrayed his lust, those two idiots would get addicted and take him out, which would cost him a fortune.
A guy who looked like an iron tower was sitting in the horse gallery, drinking a small drink. Suddenly, a figure flashed at the end of the horse gallery, and a girl appeared.
"Who are you?" The big man looked at the girl with drunken eyes. Before he could stand still, he heard a "pop" from the back of his head and a big blue brick hit the back of his head.
Zhu Tianxiang looked at the big man excitedly, waiting for him to tip over so he could grab the horse. Who would have thought, a big bump was smashed on the back of this guy's head, and he looked at Zhu Tianxiang as if nothing was wrong.
"You bastard, you dare to hit me?" The big man grabbed Zhu Tianxiang by the collar.
"No~No~Brother, listen to me~I admire you~Don't~Don't hit!" Zhu Daqi was so depressed that he felt like hanging himself. He was afraid that he would hit someone with too much force, so he used a little less force.
After the bet is over, the two fools must not explode him to death.
At this moment, there was a "pounce" sound, and a sharp knife pierced the big man's back heart.
"My dear mother, why did you kill another one? Damn it, if Feng Ma takes me back this time, I'm afraid I won't be sold as a duck, but cooked as a duck."
Zhu Tianjiang looked at the fallen man in horror. From his previous life to this life, he saw a murderer for the first time today. No matter what era, murder was always a serious crime, and he could not get rid of it himself.
"They're there~ don't let them get away~!"
Just when Zhu Tianliang was still dazed, there was a shout outside the horse gallery, and the guards of the brothel chased him with knives. The guy running at the front was the guy who just bought the rouge. He hadn't reached the front yard yet.
Then I met the famous Hong sister, and her secret was exposed with just a few words.
The girl had already led out a bay-red horse. When she saw someone chasing her, she jumped onto the horse's back and slapped the horse with the sword. The bay-red horse glided away and let out a long cry.
"Don't leave me~ girl~ We don't bring this kind of thing~Help~!"
Zhu Daqi was almost going crazy with hatred. He tried his best to save this girl, and at the critical moment he had to abandon her and run away.