"It turns out that the Queen is destined to be the reincarnation of Tiangui Xing. No wonder Nanyu has become prosperous in the country in recent years. It turns out that she is the incarnation of Tiangui Xing." The king of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty said with a smile.
"Haha, Nuan Si is indeed my goddess of luck." Mo Yu Wuhuan responded with a smile.
Nuan Si, who was sitting next to the emperor, whispered in Mo Yu Wuhuan's ear: "I am not a goddess, I am just a woman."
After hearing this, the emperor chuckled. He rarely smiled so brightly in public...
The whispers between the emperor and the empress seemed to outsiders to be extremely affectionate. Wanyan Daiying watched with cold eyes. Suddenly an idea came to her mind, so she stood up and said: "I heard that the empress was a talented girl from Xiliang in the past, and Daiying is not talented. I came up with a few questions to test the empress.
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Nuan Si pursed her lips and smiled: "You are too talented to be considered a talented woman, but a beautiful woman is okay."
Everyone was sweating. The queen seemed to be very immodest today, but it's no wonder that Nuan Si could remain humble in front of outsiders. This woman wanted to steal her husband, even if it was from her own country.
Even a foreigner wants to enter the harem. This is something Nuansi cannot tolerate and must be strictly stopped.
"Well, since the empress has agreed, why don't we bet on something?" Wanyan Daiying smiled brightly.
"Okay, what does the princess want to bet on? I will accompany you to the end." Nuan Si chuckled and thought to herself, dear, if you bet with me, you are dead. I remember back then, she and her father went to Las Vegas to gamble.
In the city, it is easy to win tens of millions in one night.
"Okay, if you are brave, how about we bet bigger?" Wanyan Daiying said with a small calculation in her mind.
"Okay, it's up to you. I can afford to gamble no matter how much money I have. It doesn't matter if I have gold or silver." Nuan Si looked nonchalant.
Wanyan Daiying smiled and shook her head: "I have never been interested in gold. If I win, then I hope the Queen will give me the title of Third Lady and let me enter the palace as a concubine to accompany you."
Nuan Si smiled. He had already guessed that she would say this. It turned out that he wanted to bet her husband with her, so he said, "What if the princess loses?"
"If I lose, Daiying will never mention the matter of entering the palace again. At the same time, I am willing to write a calligraphy book for the emperor and the empress." Wanyan Daiying said neither humble nor arrogant.
It is rumored that Wanyan Daiying was erudite and talented, especially calligraphy. She was simply superb. Folks always called her Little Wang Xizhi. However, because she seldom wrote, she has less than three calligraphy paintings so far. Each one is a rare treasure and is worth a lot of money.
Liancheng.
"Okay, it must be settled." Nuan Si smiled confidently.
"Wait a minute." The emperor interrupted them at the right time.
"You seem to be betting on me?" Mo Yu Wuhuan raised his eyebrows and asked lightly.
Nuan Si said helplessly: "It doesn't seem like it, it's for sure, it means I'm betting on you, the emperor."
"But you don't seem to have my consent."
"Why do I need your consent?" Wanyan Daiying asked, blinking her innocent big eyes.
The emperor was completely defeated at this moment and could not communicate at all...
"That's right, Your Majesty, why do I need your consent? If I win, Nan Yu will get a rare calligraphy treasure. If I lose, you will get a beauty from the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. No matter what, you will make the profit." Nuan.
Siye blinked his big eyes and said.
"You...what kind of logic is this?" the emperor said in a really angry and funny tone.
At this time, the King of Eastern Zhou Dynasty couldn't help but said: "Brother Mo Yu, it's rare that my sister-in-law and the empress are so elegant today. We outsiders should not get involved and enjoy watching a good show."
The emperor was completely speechless. He had become an outsider...
"Okay, then you continue... But, Queen, I hope you will bring back a rare calligraphy treasure for me." The emperor sighed.
Wanyan Daiying smiled coquettishly: "Does the emperor not want Daiying to enter the palace so much? Does he regard Daiying as a jackal, tiger, and leopard?"
"Of course not, it's just that Princess Daiying's calligraphy is more rare." The emperor smiled.
Wanyan Daiying turned around and looked at Nuan Si: "Mother, please come up with the question first."
"No, you are a visitor, you go first." Nuan Si was humble, she still had this tolerance.
"Okay, I accept it." Wanyan said with his hands raised, and then continued: "Please listen to the question."
Nuan Si was speechless, sweated a little, and said cooperatively: "Please give me a question."
"The first question is, the hotter something is, the more willing it is to come out?" Wanyan Daiying asked proudly.
Nuan Si almost laughed out loud. This little girl dared to give her a brain teaser, but she actually played such a little game in front of a person from the 21st century. She was really a master of her own tricks.
Nuansi smiled and said: "Sweat."
The whole audience was in an uproar. They had never heard such a question before. When they heard it today, they suddenly found it very strange.
"Question 2. A bull plus a cow, guess three words."
"Two cows." Nuan Si answered without thinking. She had memorized these questions by heart when she was five years old.
Wanyan Daiying's face changed slightly, and then she said: "The third question is, what is always going up but never falling down."
"Age." Nuan Si said with a smile.
"Question 4: A blind man walked to the edge of the cliff. Why did he suddenly change direction and walk back?"
"Because he is a one-eyed dragon." Nuan Si replied fluently.
Wanyan Daiying began to sweat on her forehead. She pondered for a moment and said, "Last question, why can frogs jump higher than trees?"
Nuan Si said word by word: "Because trees can't jump."
Wanyan Daiying was stunned on the spot. Then she said: "Your Majesty is indeed very talented in literature."
"Concession, concession." After answering all the questions correctly, Nuansi became more humble.
"Empress, it's your turn to ask the question." Wanyan Daiying stretched out her hand and said.
All the ministers including the emperor and the King of Eastern Zhou were stunned for a moment. Only Princess Yicheng fell drunkenly into the arms of the King of Eastern Zhou and missed the duel.
"The first question is, what thing has two heads, seven hands, three tails and six legs, and it also screams while walking?" Nuan Si smiled mischievously.
Wanyan Daiying was stunned, and all the ministers in the room were also stunned, including Mo Yu Wuhuan, who had never heard of what this was?
So everyone held their breath, waiting for Nuan Si's answer. Wanyan Daiying's face turned slightly red: "Daiying, I don't know."
"It's a monster." Nuansi announced the answer that made people vomit blood.
"Second question, what is it that can enable our eyes to see through a wall?"
"Magic power?" Wanyan Daiying said.
Nuansi shook her head; "It's a window."
After thinking for a moment, the audience burst into laughter, thinking that this lady is too naughty, right?
"Question 3: How do people with back-of-brain injuries sleep?"
"Sleep on your side to avoid wounds." Wanyan Daiying answered again.
Unfortunately, Nuan Si still shook his head and said with a smile: "I slept with my eyes closed."
"Question 4: What part of the elephant's body does the left butt of the elephant look like?"
"ear."
"Wrong, it looks like the right side of its butt."
The ministers in the audience had already begun to laugh out loud. Wanyan Daiying's face had turned purple at this time, and she was very embarrassed.
Looking at the little queen again, she is still very proud.
"The last question is, there is a farmer who raises a group of chickens, but at dawn, none of them crow for him. Why?"
"Because those chickens overslept." Wanyan Daiying said listlessly, obviously lacking in confidence.
Nuan Si shook his head: "Because these are all hens and can't crow, haha."
After the competition, Nuan Si won with superior results, and Wanyan Daiying did not miss her words. She brought pen, ink, paper and inkstone to start writing calligraphy.
Her writing posture was very graceful, as brisk as flowing water. After a while, she was done. Everyone marveled at this woman's talent. When she lifted up the paper, only four big words appeared on the paper - God-given marriage.
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The calligraphy was like dragons and phoenixes, and it was impossible to tell that it was written by a girl. Everyone lamented the preciousness of this calligraphy...
"Empress, in today's competition, Dai Ying is convinced that she lost, and she will definitely do what she said. She will never enter the Nanyu Palace in her lifetime. This calligraphy is a foolish work by me, dedicated to the empress, and I wish the emperor and the empress a happy marriage for a hundred years."
Wanyan Daiying spoke grandly, and Nuansi nodded with a smile: "Thank you, princess."
Late at night, Xiluan Hall.
After the dinner, it was already early in the morning, and the emperor undoubtedly stayed at Xiluan Hall. This seemed to be something that could not be questioned recently. Since Nuansi's finger healed, the emperor cherished her even more.
"Nuansi, come here, let me hug you." The emperor said playfully.
Nuan Si rolled her eyes at him: "Come here and let me kiss you."
"Come here and let me touch it..." The emperor became more and more ambiguous as he spoke.
Nuan Si's face instantly turned red with embarrassment, and she scolded with a smile: "Your Majesty, your shameless energy makes me feel inferior to you. I'm afraid I will never be able to reach your level in this life."
The emperor said with a smile: "Be shameless a few times while you are young, otherwise, how can you act shamelessly when you are old?"
Hearing this, Nuan Si was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to turn in, so she covered her ears and said, "The emperor is playing a hooligan. It is not suitable for children."
"You are not a child, you are more like a young woman. By the way, in the main hall today, didn't you remind me that you are not a goddess, but a woman?" The emperor pulled Nuansi over and asked her to sit in his arms,
The posture is extremely ambiguous.
"Uh, yes, I did say that, but it's just the truth." Nuan Si lowered his head and buried it on the emperor's chest, in an ostrich posture.
"Nuan Si, should you help me take it off? Or should I take it off myself?" the emperor whispered in Nuan Si's ear.
"Uh, why does this line sound so familiar to me?" Nuan thought, and suddenly remembered that this was the line from their first wedding after their wedding.
"Uh, take it off yourself." Nuan Si said sheepishly.
"Okay, what about you?" the emperor joked?
"I'll take it off myself too." Nuan Si raised his head and began to take off his clothes.
Close your eyes gently, and there is still no movement for a moment?
Well? What's going on? Nuan Si opened her eyes and saw the emperor looking straight at her?
So he blushed again: "Why don't you...?"
"What else? Do you think I want to do that and that with you?" The emperor couldn't help laughing.
"Isn't it?" Nuan Si was stunned.
"Actually... I just want to take off all my clothes with you and take a bath together. Nuan Si, you seem to be thinking too much."
"You..." Nuan Si knew that he was being tricked, and became angry and hit the emperor's chest with a pink fist.
"But...it doesn't matter, let's just take an ambiguous mandarin duck bath?" The emperor smiled mysteriously, raised his hand to pick up Nuan Si, and walked to the bath next to him.
"Ah..." Nuan Si shouted.
There is boundless spring scenery in Xiluan Hall again...
In the early morning, the emperor woke up first, but was reluctant to leave. He just looked at Nuan Si quietly, at her long eyelashes, at her pouted mouth, and at her beautiful face. This woman could always do it easily.
It touched her heart.
"Nuansi, you, the most daring queen in Nanyu, dare to bet on me?" the emperor said softly to himself.
"But fortunately, you won. You won so gloriously. I am so proud of you." The emperor said happily like a child, and after saying that, he gently kissed Nuansi who was sleeping.
Nuan Si was tickled by the sudden kiss, so she turned over and said in a daze: "If you disturb the queen's sleep, drag her out for fifty bucks."
When the emperor heard this, his smile became even stronger. In fact, he understood that the women in the harem were just decorations at the moment. If he only had Nuansi, it would be enough for him...
"Your Majesty, Qiushui Yiren sent a message to ask Your Majesty to come over." Eunuch De shouted outside the palace.