Baihe Villa has a very good location. It occupies half of the mountain. It has beautiful scenery and pleasant scenery. It is indeed a rare place for vacation. But after arranging the servants this day, he sat comfortably on the Taishi chair and took a nap... Isn't this kind of day
A little too comfortable.
"Miss, do you know? I heard that the emperor has decreed to canonize another woman." Suo'er said mysteriously.
Opening his eyes, Ke'er disagreed: "Haha, what's so strange about this? I'm the emperor, so it's normal to have more concubines."
"But I heard that this woman is the courtesan of a brothel, and the emperor unexpectedly made her one of the four concubines." After a pause, Suo'er asked in an appetizing tone: "Miss, do you know why?"
Ke'er was stunned for a moment, and she really started to get curious. Not to mention that this woman was from a brothel before. Even Zhao Biru, the granddaughter of Grand Master Zhao who came in the previous draft, was only canonized as a beauty, but this woman could be canonized as a concubine. But
You can imagine how much the emperor attaches great importance to it?
"She must have a stunning face." Ke'er sighed, after all, there is no emperor who doesn't love beauty.
"Miss, you only guessed half of it right. Concubine Ying does have a stunning appearance, but the most important thing is that she is 70-80% similar to Empress Ling who passed away a few days ago." Suo'er said excitedly.
"Oh? Really?" Ke'er forced a smile, unable to explain what she felt in her heart.
"Suo'er, where did you hear these rumors?" Ke'er asked Suo'er, changing the subject.
"Miss, you don't know this. Although our Baihe Villa is far away from the Imperial Capital, our Villa has the most powerful hidden line. No matter how big or small Nan Yu is, we can't escape the eyes of our young master." Suo'er said proudly.
"Miss, Queen Ling is so happy. Although she is dead, the emperor still loves her." Suo'er sighed with envy.
"Really? Are you happy? If she was really happy, Queen Ling probably wouldn't have died." Ke'er said sadly.
"Suo'er, you seem to be very interested in the emperor's affairs?" Ke'er said jokingly.
"Miss, you don't know this, do you? Who knows that it's me, and all the girls in Nanyu don't fall in love with the emperor. He has ascended to the throne at such a young age, and it is said that he is handsome, charming, and such a perfect man.
Oh." Suo'er said as he became infatuated.
Ke'er smiled and didn't say anything, but she thought in her heart that if you knew who he was, you might all avoid him...
Yulu Yaochi
"Master, it is a good thing that Zuiying enters the palace, but I am still worried that she will become arrogant due to her favor." Luzhi said worriedly.
Concubine Yu smiled disdainfully: "I'm afraid she is not qualified to be proud of her favor."
"But the emperor has rejected all opinions and made her his concubine." Luzhi kindly reminded his master.
"So what? Even being in a high position can't erase her identity as a former prostitute."
"Master, how did you tell the emperor about her life experience in the first place?" Luzhi couldn't figure out what the master said to make the emperor accept a woman who was a prostitute as his concubine.
Concubine Yu smiled sweetly: "I once committed myself to Anxiang Tower in order to help the emperor ascend the throne. Later, when I became famous, I did not forget to promote the sisters of Anxiang Tower, so it is not surprising that Zuiying entered the palace and became a slave. On the contrary, if
It would be suspicious to hide her identity and let the emperor know it."
"My master is wise, but this servant is still worried that one day Zuiying will gain power and cross the river and burn the bridge."
"She doesn't have that ability, unless she doesn't die." Concubine Yu said confidently.
"Could it be that the master is interested in her..." Luzhi wondered in surprise.
Concubine Jade nodded with a smile...
"Master, the drunk shadow will not threaten the queen, right?"
"Lvzhi, your mind is getting stupider. Do you think a person who has been a prostitute can still be a queen? Just kidding, looking at the four kingdoms, which emperor's queen is not a woman from a prominent family, even Queen Ling, she is also the Princess of Xiliang.
She has a body of golden branches and jade leaves, and Zuiying, she is just a substitute, and being a concubine is the greatest limit." Concubine Yu calmly explained everything.
After hearing this, Luzhi also understood his master's intention, so he nodded...
"Lvzhi, you still have to pay attention to the movements outside the palace. I don't believe that Ling Nuansi died like this. I'm afraid there is an explosion, so you have to pay close attention to it." Concubine Yu said uneasily.
"Yes, please rest assured, Master." Luzhi took the order and quietly exited Yulu Yaochi.
Concubine Yu, who thought of something, suddenly asked: "Where did the emperor stay last night?"
"Back to your concubine, your Majesty has been staying at Concubine Ying's Zuiyingxuan recently." Gong E responded carefully.
Concubine Yu nodded. She had no choice but to let Zuiying into the palace. Zuiying was a useful chess piece. If she used it well, she would rise step by step. If she used it poorly, it might be counterproductive.
Others might think that she was doing this to quench her thirst by drinking poison... But who is Shen Yuyao? When has she ever done something she was not sure about?
Zuiyingxuan
Zuiying was doing an explicit dance, wanting to use all his strength to please the man in front of him. Perhaps Zuiying never dreamed that one day he would be the emperor's concubine, let alone that one day he could be alone for this charming and handsome man.
A man dances...
Seeing Zui Ying's coquettish dance, the emperor suddenly felt melancholy. He thought of the woman dressed in white, playing the piano under the moon...
The woman wearing the golden veil and smiling alluringly at him...
The woman with alluring eyelashes flashing in her sleep...
That woman whose face turned red with embarrassment after just having sex...
The Zuiying in front of him looks so similar to Nuan Si, but in fact he can tell the difference very clearly, because she is not Nuan Si, and there is no one who can replace Nuan Si. Her smile and frown are beyond the reach of others...
Nuan Si's purity, elegance, arrogance and unruliness are things that others cannot imitate...
But he just likes that kind of Nuansi, that domineering woman, that playful and funny woman...
"Your Majesty, let's have a drink." Zui Ying said with a charming smile, her fair arms wrapped around the Emperor's neck in an extremely ambiguous posture.
The emperor was stunned. After all, she was not Nuan Si. When had Nuan Si been so flattering? If she were Nuan Si, she would definitely say: "Come on, Wu Huan, let's have a toast." That kind of exhilarating energy was like a
Like a chivalrous woman...
But the more I think about Nuan Si, the more pain I feel... Nuan Si, is she free now? She should be living a happy life, right?
Baihe Villa
"Ha... ha... yawn, yawn." After sneezing twice in succession, Ke'er muttered dissatisfiedly: "It's the brainless one who missed me."
"Miss, everyone is ready, the joke conference is about to begin." Suo'er said excitedly. Since this girl arrived, there has been laughter all over Baihe Villa... The servants, including the cook, and the doorman
The big yellow dog in front of the door is very fond of this playful woman Ke'er...
"Well, okay, I'll be there right away." Kerr straightened her headgear and walked to the front yard.
"Uh, um, the young master is here too." Ke'er was really surprised when she saw Duan Jinghan.
"Well, yes, I heard that you were at the joke show, so I was very interested and came to listen." Duan Jinghan smiled.
"Well, let's get started, Suo'er, you tell me something first..." Ke'er ordered.
Suo'er sweated a little. Ever since she followed the young lady, whenever there were any large-scale activities, the young lady would let her take the lead. I wonder if it was a blessing or a curse?
Suo'er hesitated for a moment and said slowly: "Once upon a time, there was a farmer who raised a pig. He didn't like pigs, so he fed it leftover rotten food every day. One day, officers and soldiers from the court came and asked the farmer
He said, "You don't take good care of your livestock, so the government wants to fine you twenty taels of silver." So the farmer reluctantly took the twenty taels of silver. Later, the farmer was afraid that the government would punish him, so he started feeding the pigs rice and white flour, which he ate at home anyway.
Whatever, just feed the pigs. Someone from the court came again, saying that you don't care about food too much. How many refugees can't afford rice and flour now, but you still feed the pigs, and you will be fined twenty taels of silver. The farmer is depressed, but
He still took out twenty taels of silver. Later, officers and soldiers from the court came again and asked the farmer, what does your pig eat now? The farmer proudly said, I give it twenty taels of silver every day, and it can eat whatever it likes.
purchase."
After listening, everyone burst into laughter, and Ke'er and Duan Jinghan also looked at each other and smiled...
"I really didn't realize that this girl Suo'er is quite interesting." Duan Jinghan said with a smile.
Ke'er raised her little face proudly: "That's why I trained you well, haha."
"Well, so, Ke'er, you can stay at Baihe Villa. They all like you very much, and so do I..." Duan Jinghan stopped talking.
At this time, someone shouted: "Miss, tell me something."
Suddenly everyone started to boo, and they all shouted: "Miss, tell me something, Miss, tell me something."
Ke'er shook his head helplessly: "Okay, everyone, please be quiet. I will tell you something, but please press the lightning rod on your head first."
"What is a lightning rod?" Uncle Sun asked doubtfully.
Ke'er smiled slightly: "It's for lightning protection, so as not to be hit by lightning."
Everyone laughed again...
Clearing her throat, Kerr said: "Once upon a time, there was a man who accidentally lost his way when he went to sea. He only took a pig and a dog with him on the boat, so he and two domestic animals were on a desert island.
Living together for a long time, he felt
He was very lonely, and suddenly he wanted a woman, so he had the idea of a pig and a dog... So he came to the two livestock, looked carefully, and suddenly found that the pig was more beautiful, so he attacked the owner.
, he began to reach out to the pig to catch the ink demon...
At this time, all the tea Duan Jinghan was drinking was sprayed out. He did not expect that Ke'er's joke was actually a bit lewd...
Ke'er smiled and continued: "The pig seemed to be aware of something, so he ran as fast as he could. He chased after him desperately, and finally caught up. Just as he was about to attack the pig tyrant, the dog suddenly ran out and pointed at the man's butt.
Just one bite hurt him, so he let go of the pig. Day after day, year after year, due to the destruction of the dog, he finally failed to catch the pig.
He was sitting on the beach decadently, breathing heavily. At this time, the Jade Emperor saw that he was pitiful, so he sent a fairy down. The fairy came in front of him, took off her clothes, exposed her ice muscles and jade bones, and said charmingly:
"The Jade Emperor saw that you were pitiful and asked me to help you, but I only have one stick of incense, so if you need anything, just ask as much as possible and I will satisfy you."
Ke'er, the official salesman, asked, "Guess what this man asked for?"
The servants suddenly blushed and thought, this future young lady is too bold, this joke is too naughty...
"Ahem, Ke'er, this, that... isn't it a bit too..." Duan Jinghan reminded kindly.
Ke'er smiled, ignored it at all, and continued: "The man said to the fairy, Sister, please use the time of burning incense to help me catch the pig. Haha."
For a moment, everyone burst into laughter. This joke was too funny... even Uncle Sun, who had always been serious about his words, was laughing so hard.
"Ke'er, how can you be so funny?" Duan Jinghan said with a smile.