These bodyguards in black were specially sent by Shen Yinuo to look at Zhuang Xiaoxiao. To be honest, this girl was really troubled. The grown men were extremely careful at that time, for fear of finding out about her. Son!
As the sun set, on the winding mountain road, Zhuang Xiaoxiao walked leisurely with her Great Dane. There were four bodyguards in black behind her, looking nervously, looking around. Zhuang Xiaoxiao felt that this formation was too exaggerated. No, how can a little girl, He De, be more ostentatious than the emperor when he leaves the palace!
"Please, brother, why are you looking so sad if you're just wandering Dandan!"
Dandan!? The bodyguard next to him almost vomited blood after hearing this -_-|||
"Life is short! Why should we be so serious? Look at how calm our Dandan is!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao babbled shamelessly. In just a few days, she became familiar with the Great Dane and even gave her a name. ——Dandan.
"Dandan, don't move around!" The dog leash in Zhuang Xiaoxiao's hand became unsteady. This Dandan really didn't deserve praise.
After hearing this, the handsome bodyguard on Zhuang Xiaoxiao's left coughed a few times and tried hard to hold back his laughter.
Suddenly, a small piece of bird droppings fell on the Great Dane's head. "Hey, where did the wild bird come from? It dared to run wild on our Dandan's head!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao took out his handkerchief and wiped it away angrily.
The bodyguard on the right wanted to pretend that he didn't hear anything, but his twisted face was so red that he couldn't hold it back.
"Wow, there are so many, so sticky, I can't even wipe them all with a tissue! Dandan, your hair is all suffocated!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao, an idiot, said as he took out a tissue and wiped his mouth.
The bodyguard walking behind Zhuang Xiaoxiao couldn't help it anymore. Damn it, you couldn't laugh at this thing even if you wanted to, but every word she said, her tone, and her accent made her feel like she was about to burst out of her stomach. !
The Great Dane seemed very uncomfortable with Zhuang Xiaoxiao pinching the top of his head like a dry cleaner. His nose seemed to be stimulated by the faint fragrance of her body, and he sneezed violently!
"Wow! Dandan, you are so brave!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao was shocked by the deafening sneezing sound and couldn't help but sigh.
With a puff, the bodyguard walking in front couldn't bear it anymore and actually laughed out loud!
One of them set a precedent, but the others couldn't hold it any longer and burst into laughter. The four of them were shocked and had a collective convulsion!
"Hey? What's so funny? Tell me!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao looked around at them, but no matter how much she asked, the four brothers refused to say anything! Tsk~~~, sometimes a man is worse than a man. Just a dog! Zhuang Xiaoxiao was so angry that they gritted their teeth.
Forget it, Dandan is still the best, always listening to her own nagging honestly.
"Dandan, let me tell you a joke!" After listening to Zhuang Xiaoxiao's suggestion, the Great Dane raised his head and glanced at himself calmly, shook his head, and shook his long cheeks, seeming to be looking forward to it.
Zhuang Xiaoxiao remembered a joke that Hou Xingxing told him. At that time, this joke made a group of male classmates who were queuing up to eat until they burst into laughter, and a bowl of hot braised pork was knocked to the ground.
"Speaking of which, there was a little hole, and he had a very good friend named Xiaoju. One day, the little hole and Xiaoju fell out, and everyone asked why?" Zhuang Xiaoxiao spoke vividly, and the Great Dane was indifferent. Looking at her beaming little face, several bodyguards pricked up their ears and listened silently.
"Xiaodong said: 'You unjust one, the one-eyed dragon barged into my house that day. It scared me to death. I shouted for help, but you didn't come to save me!' Xiaoju felt aggrieved, 'I thought too.
I'm going to save you, but that one-eyed dragon came right after he came, and he brought two mines with them, and they placed them in front of my house with a clanging sound! They blocked me as soon as I went out! I'm still unjust!'"
⊙﹏⊙bSweat, Zhuang Xiaoxiao didn’t understand what this story meant at all, and she even licked her face and told it.
puff--!
puff--!
Zhang Ma, didn’t you say she was stupid and innocent?! Come on! These grown men really can’t stand it, okay! Look at me, I look at you, and suddenly all the laughter that I had been holding back all the way burst out!
Seeing everyone laughing like ghosts and howling, Zhuang Xiaoxiao was a little petrified. It was strange, what is so funny about this story? Why were they laughing so hysterically? (⊙o⊙)~~
I don’t know if he understood the joke, but the Great Dane, who had always been the calmest, suddenly pricked up his ears, raised his broad nose, and sniffed the air quickly. Just as several bodyguards burst into tears with laughter, Miss Zhuang
When it grew its mouth and was astonished, it suddenly jumped, broke free from Zhuang Xiaoxiao's hand, and flew away like an arrow.
"Hello? Dandan! My Dandan! Come back -!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao found that his hand was loosened and the dog leash was gone, so he instinctively chased after him.
It was very lively now. On the winding mountain road, a vigorous Great Dane ran very fast, and a girl wearing slippers chased her desperately. Behind her, there were four big men with blue faces chasing after her.
It’s terrible! What’s going on? The Great Dane suddenly went berserk! This is the king’s favorite dog, okay? If there is a three-game shortfall, we will have to walk around! The leading bodyguard will soon
surpassed Zhuang Xiaoxiao.
"Hurry, go and get Dandan back!" Zhuang Xiaoxiao said out of breath, and gave directions hurriedly. After all, bodyguards are bodyguards, and they have undergone special training. They quickly left Zhuang Xiaoxiao behind.
He followed the pace of the Great Dane and caught up.
I can't breathe anymore, my eyes are full of stars! Zhuang Xiaoxiao, who ran to Chaqi, really has no strength. Seeing several figures disappear behind the corner, he simply reaches out to hold a big tree next to him and squats under the tree to rest.
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╮(╯▽╰)╭Hey~~~! You are all dogs, you can run as fast as dogs! Zhuang Xiaoxiao sat down on a pile of dead grass to rest in depression.
After finally adjusting her breathing, Zhuang Xiaoxiao chanted her elixir in her mind, struggled to stand up, and walked forward.
(⊙o⊙)Ah~~~?!
I really didn’t expect that after turning this corner, there would be a big fork in the road?! One goes up and the other goes down! Which way should I take?
Zhuang Xiaoxiao is really confused. Damn it, you didn’t even leave a mark. Even if you draw a circle on the ground, at least I know where you left?! (⊙v⊙) Well, what about that sentence?
It is true that when people go to higher places, water flows to lower places!
Okay! I’ll just go this way! Zhuang Xiaoxiao, your logic is so unreliable!
The slope gets steeper and steeper as we go, and the oxygen becomes thinner and thinner. It seems that there is a mist floating on the mountain! No! Where have I been?
Huh? What sound?
Zhuang Xiaoxiao suddenly heard a rustling sound in the haystack next to her?! No, it's a ghost!
Zhuang Xiaoxiao held her breath, turned around slowly, twirled her fingers nervously under her chin, and squinted her eyes exaggeratedly to look at the place where the sound came from.
what?! I can’t believe what I saw?!
In this wilderness, with no village or shop, where did a child appear from nowhere?!
I saw this child's round face, big eyes, upturned nose, red lips, and fleshy body. He was wearing a red T-shirt, white shorts, and even a pair of bare ###
Little feet?
You, you are not the legendary ginseng doll, are you!?
