When I looked up, fortunately, it was not the eunuch just now! Otherwise, I would kick you down the well directly.
"You don't have eyes? Didn't you see me washing my face?!" I responded angrily.
"You! The emperor has summoned you. Please change your clothes quickly and I will take you there." The eunuch looked at my wet clothes in surprise.
"I know, I know!" It's not like we haven't seen each other before. Didn't we meet him yesterday? When we first met, he asked me to wash dishes for three days! It's best not to meet him in this life, I cursed in my mind as I walked.
I deliberately took my time and took a long time to put my clothes in order.
"Are you ready?" the eunuch urged impatiently at the door.
"Are you the reincarnation of a ghost that prompts death? Okay, let's go!" Why are you so active when meeting a man?!
"Please report to your Majesty and bring Fu Meiyan to you."
Wow... what kind of situation is this? I looked at a group of beauties kneeling on the ground in shock. Then, I finally found Fu Meijiao in the crowd. I saw her winking at me.
I quickly walked to Fu Meijiao and knelt down, intending to get some information first.
All the beauties raised their heads at the same time and looked at me in amazement as I slowly walked past them, without saying a word, and knelt down.
"Beauty?" The man in the palace simply said a double syllable.
I looked around and didn't understand who was being called, so I looked at the person next to me and asked in a low voice: "Meijiao, what's going on?"
Fu Meijiao's cheeks turned red due to nervousness, she kept shaking her head and did not dare to say anything.
"Fu Meiyan, how dare you ignore me when I ask you a question?" The man in the palace was furious.
"Ah?" I looked at the speaker in shock, and unknowingly blurted out: "I don't know you are referring to me, but anyone with eyes can see that every one of these beauties is more beautiful than me. God knows where you are.
Who am I to call?" Seeing the man's face getting darker and darker, I hurriedly covered my mouth.
"Fu Meiyan, you are so bold. I summoned you, but you actually made me wait for half an hour?!" The majestic voice deliberately suppressed the anger in his heart.
This situation seemed to be unfavorable to me! My brain immediately analyzed. Huh? Why is this emperor still covering half of his face with a fan and half-hiding his face with a pipa??! I looked directly at the people in the palace.
"I'm sorry, washing your face has delayed everyone for a while." I smiled apologetically.
All the contestants exclaimed in surprise. Fu Meijiao quietly pushed my arm with her elbow.
"Wash your face?" The person in the palace slowly uttered two words.
"Yeah, I don't know which eunuch spat a mouthful of tea on my face this morning. I was born with a very serious mysophobia, so it took me a long time to wash. I'm sorry." I glanced at the person facing me with a pointed look.
The chief murderer.
The people in the palace were stunned for a moment, remained silent, and turned their heads to the "culprit" in confusion.
"Your Majesty, have mercy on me. I called her for a long time and she didn't wake up. I had no choice but to do this." The eunuch defended hurriedly.
"Oh?" The person in the palace said softly, with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth.
Oh what, I really doubt that this man is mentally retarded?! Are you thinking about how to punish me again? The dishes haven’t been washed for three days?!
"It seems that you don't take me seriously. I made an order yesterday to summon you today." His tone was cold, mixed with anger.
"I really want to put you in my eyes, but the hens are getting up, and I just started to sleep..." I said a lot, just to vent the resentment in my heart.
"You! Okay, you don't have to wash the dishes. I will punish you for three days of washing clothes, and no one else can help!" After saying this, the emperor immediately stood up and left angrily.
If I had known that I would take a sick leave, I would never come back. Now I finally have two days left to wash the dishes, and now it has become three days to wash the clothes. Goddess of Mercy, Bodhisattva, Allah, Jesus, I swear that I will be filial to you in the future. Please be kind to you.
I feel better, okay?!
It was the same eunuch from last time who led me to the laundry room. I was too lazy to observe the surrounding environment. He said in a rough voice: "Tell me, how much do I want to wash?"
Probably seeing my power in the morning, the eunuch simply said nothing and pointed to the big vat in front of me.
I looked in the direction he pointed. Oh my God! My eyes almost fell out. Is this a big tank? It looked more spectacular than the living pits of the Nanjing Massacre!! I took a deep breath of fresh air.
Slowly walked towards the big vat, which was filled with colorful women’s clothes!
I swear that if I have the chance to travel back in time, I will be willing to die even once. I can’t live in this backward place anymore, even if I don’t have a dishwasher or a washing machine! It’s better to kill me with a knife if you wash it by hand!
!
I finally calmed down the burning anger in my heart and found a clean place to sit down, hoping in my heart that a hero would appear to save the beauty like in the TV series.
"Sister, sister, why did you fall asleep again?"
I opened my eyes dimly, and Fu Meijiao's face came into my eyes clearly. "Meijiao, why are you here?"
"Sister, have you washed it? I brought you food." Fu Meijiao looked at the pile of clothes in front of her and asked me with a frown.
I shook my head honestly.
"You eat something first, I'll help you later." Fu Meijiao smiled silly.
I held her beautiful hands gratefully. This girl was actually not bad-hearted, but she had a bad temper and a little bit of vanity.
Steamed buns?! Why are they steamed buns again?! I grabbed a steamed bun and hesitated whether to eat it or not.
"Originally, I brought you food, but a eunuch discovered it, so I had to secretly hide two steamed buns." Fu Meijiao said with a slightly apologetic tone.
"It's okay, it'll be good if you can eat it. Meijiao, thank you!" I forced a smile and took a big bite of the steamed bun. What kind of steamed bun is this? It's so hard that it can be compared with a brick.
Woo...woo...what the hell is this day? It's more tiring than the Long March, more miserable than a child bride, and I'm more unjust than Dou E! I cried silently in my heart.
"Meijiao, let's go back, I won't wash anymore." I don't know how the bullshit emperor is going to torture me after washing my clothes for three days. Maybe I'll clean the toilet instead?! Tsk... The thought of that wooden toilet makes me...
nausea!
"Sister, you don't wash yourself? The emperor will blame you." Fu Meijiao helped me stand up and said worriedly.
"I won't wash it anymore. It will never be finished anyway." I pinched my numb legs and dragged Fu Meijiao back to the house.
Big brother, that's big brother. In the distance, I saw a familiar figure. "Brother," I rushed into Fu Ruoli's arms.
"Yan'er, big brother knows. If you keep being patient, big brother will go and plead with the emperor for you tomorrow." Fu Ruoli touched my face distressedly.
"No, I don't want eldest brother to plead for me." I suddenly pushed Fu Ruoli away and said seriously. I want you to know that I, Su Qinghan, am not a pure rich lady and cannot be defeated so easily.
"Okay, okay, big brother, it's up to you." Fu Ruoli petted my head lovingly.
"Brother, don't tell your parents when you go back." I know that the old lady loves me very much. If she knew that I was suffering here, she would not cry to death!
"I understand, I'll leave now, Yan'er, Meijiao, take good care of yourselves!" In order to avoid misunderstanding, Fu Ruoli stayed for less than an hour and left.
"Meijiao, I want to sleep again." As soon as I finished speaking, I fell asleep.
The next day, I woke up early and waited for a eunuch to come and reprimand me. After breakfast, the eunuch came indeed. He counted the people one by one and said expressionlessly: "From today on, everyone, everyone
The beauties will be led by the old nuns to learn palace etiquette, such as kneeling, walking, etc. After five days, they will be inspected one by one."
Huh? Just let me go like that?!
Then, an old nun came to me and Fu Meijiao. She looked to be at least fifty years old. She just glanced at me and Meijiao and said solemnly: "I will be responsible for you for the next five days."
It was the first time that I discovered that television could be so real. It was exactly the same as the one in "Huan Zhu Ge Ge". Fu Meijiao learned the lesson well, and in a blink of an eye, she did it even more beautifully than Mammy. If I were Mammy
Mom, I'm all ashamed of myself.
Grandma smiled and nodded, and asked Fu Meijiao to sit aside and rest for a while. Then her face changed and she looked at me with a headache. She didn't stand or sit, or ate or eat. How could this be possible?
Blame it on me, I was already considered a well-educated person in the 21st century, but here I became a typical vulgar person!
Although this old woman was a bit impatient, she was still relatively easy to talk to. She fell down on her chair quite depressed.
"Mommy, you're tired, let's have some fun, shall we?" I winked and flattered.
"Entertainment?" The old lady looked at me puzzled.
I took out the chess game I had already drawn and showed off: "This is called backgammon. As long as you can move these five chess pieces in a line, you will win. How about it?" I'll bet on whether you are interested.
The old grandma seemed to be attracted by my words, paused, and reluctantly agreed~
Fu Meijiao also came up to us and started watching. It turned out that this old woman was addicted to playing chess. She insisted on playing until she won.
This chess game was played for four days. Seeing that the results would be accepted tomorrow, grandma became very anxious. She had to slightly correct my "bad" posture and pray that I would be lucky enough to pass tomorrow.
I stood behind Fu Meijiao and nervously tugged on her clothes. Those old ladies were really cruel, even stricter than the military training I had at that time!
"Pay for beauty!"
"Ah, why is it my turn? You made a mistake!" I shouted, breaking into a cold sweat.
"No, Mr. Song is looking for you." The eunuch said with a smile. This bad guy who flirts with girls must have benefited him again.
"Master Song?" I wondered in my heart. I only know two people with the surname Song.
I hurriedly spoke to Fu Meijiao, and then followed the eunuch for a long detour to a lakeside. Song Yufeng?! It was indeed him. What official position did he hold? I had a series of questions in my mind.
"Brother Song." I shouted softly and came to his side.
Song Yufeng turned around and looked at me in surprise, his eyes full of tenderness and sweetness. He pressed his hands on my shoulders and said excitedly: "Yan'er, I finally see you! Have you lost weight again?!" As he said that, he put his hands on my shoulders.