No! My precious chicken is harried in the yard. Don't let the rain make it burp. Nothing else matters. Nothing happens to it. I took the umbrella and went downstairs.
I went to the yard and saw, where is the red rooster? Why is it gone? No! There is an extra rooster, rub your sister! These profiteers, can chicken feathers be colored? Or is the baking oil bad?
I was so angry that I put the chicken in a bag and went to the place where my chickens were sold. Damn it, this is a chicken that affects my life and death. How dare you get me a fake one!
When I was still some distance away from the place selling chickens, I saw the dog getting into the car and running away. How could a stupid horse outrun me?
The car stopped in front of a dumpling restaurant, and it was not him who was driving. But he looked a little flustered in his clothes, and when he saw him getting out of the car, he became angry.
Since it was still drizzling outside, they got out of the car and went straight to the hotel. They parked the car and followed them in with the chicken. As soon as they entered the room, they saw the two grandsons and said hello to the waiter.
Just walked inside.
The waiter at the hotel was surprised when he saw me carrying a chicken, and then asked me if it was processed with ingredients.
"Processing, where is the kitchen?"
"Go in." After she said that, I carried the chicken and went in. It turned out that you can go up to cuddle from here, and the two doggy bags were just going up the stairs.
I said hello, but they didn't bother me and I continued to go upstairs. Maybe I didn't expect that I was greeting them. I chased after them and watched them walking to a private room. As I walked, I said, "Don't look at that
Idiot, you are young, but you are so damn rich."
I almost lost my breath when I heard this voice, and the chicken seller continued: "I didn't know that, I thought he was just a driver."
Damn it, I exploded immediately. I rushed up and slapped the chicken on his back, causing the chicken to scream. Then the guy turned around, and when he saw my hand
When he was carrying the chicken, his face suddenly elongated, "Hey! What's wrong, brother?"
"What's wrong, you guys who are spreading rumors and cheating, give me your money back quickly!" After saying that, he threw the chicken on the ground.
"Brothers, don't be angry. I have something to say. I didn't expect it to rain. Come inside and have a drink." I don't look at the weather forecast, so don't you? No wonder he said he would kill the chicken and bury it without eating it.
Well, if you are bald, won't your secrets be exposed?
"Stop being so close to me. Who the hell is your brother and you're still complaining about the rain. If it doesn't rain, I'll be as stupid as them, right? Give me the money quickly, or call the police."
"Don't worry, brother, I'll give you the money back." He said and took out 700 yuan and gave it to me.
"What about you?" I took the chicken money and asked the master.
"Me? I didn't sell you the chicken. Besides, didn't he return all the money to you?" He still pretended to be confused.
"Don't pretend to be confused, mother. Aren't you quite famous? If you don't want to be famous, just be smart. You're lucky if I don't choke you!".
"Okay, today is fucking unlucky. It's all your fault." After saying that, although he was extremely reluctant, he still took out the money, but didn't give it to me directly, and then said: "Brother, we can also count it as
It's fate, I'll treat you to a treat, have two drinks before leaving." After saying that, he returned the money to me.
"I'm sorry, I don't have time to drink with you." I took the money and turned around to walk back. The guy pulled me, and I turned around and stared angrily. "What else do you want to do!"
"Brother, look, this is what I rely on to support my family. Why don't you make any noise when you go out? I know you can't get used to this thin wine and vegetarian food. If you have time, how about you pick a place and I treat you?" After saying that, he looked at me with a smile.
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"Okay, don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who doesn't keep his mouth shut, so I won't have to eat." After saying that, I left, and I heard the two guys were having sex in the room this time.
When I was a loser in the past, I knew that those charlatans were liars. Will I really become a fool once I get rich? No wonder they say it is easiest to make money from rich people. I am so hungry that I can’t even drink porridge.
Who wants to go to a high-end hotel? Who wants to buy a brand-name handbag when it’s too cold to even put on clothes? Who wants to buy a luxury car when he’s so tired that he can’t even climb on the bus?
But are all rich people idiots? No!! Who told you that you have no money! Who told you to carry out reform and opening up and not speculate! Who told you not to flatter leaders! Who told you that you are not the second generation of officials or the second generation of rich people! You are a cook
Oil fumes are bad for the skin. Carrying too much money in your pocket will make you feel hot. You can easily catch a cold when taking the bus. Masturbating on a plane can hurt your wrist joints.
Yes, society is developing and mankind is progressing. If you cannot keep up with the times, don't imitate the angry youth, you are not qualified. Don't complain about fairness or unfairness, because you didn't seize the opportunity when you were reincarnated.
I am also a rich man now, and I want to look like a rich man. I can’t wander around that small forest every day, I want the whole big forest!
I found Leah's phone number in the phone book and called her. She still spoke in standard and proficient Mandarin. She replied that I had nothing to do tonight and asked her to have dinner. Anyway, I saved more than 10,000 yuan and I would give her more later.
If you tip a little, you may get unexpected rewards.
When the opportunity to open a meat shop came, I was a little excited, but also a little worried. They all said that the specifications and sizes of imported goods were different from domestic ones, and they were afraid that they would embarrass the Chinese people.
It was still a long time before the appointment with her, so I drove to the health products street, and all I saw were "American Viagra, Indian magic oil..." This is no wonder we ordinary people, science is underdeveloped, why can't the United States,
Where are our powerful ancestral secrets plastered all over the streets of India?
Still at the gate of the third campus, Leah was standing there leisurely in a white dress, looking around with wandering eyes. She was the only one. The fellow who went shopping with her that day did not come today, so she should be ready for everything.
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Let’s go eat first. People are as good as rice. How can we go to bed without eating or drinking? We chatted while eating at KFC, and I had the urge to talk to her in Russian. She pointed at the map of Gu Geer and told me that she was from Belgium.
Robbins, Nimei’s is so far away.
It seems that I once saw a long-distance bus going to her hometown in a certain city in mainland China. No matter how far away she is, she is still a foreign girl. This time I will learn from Teacher Edison, so that I can show off to my friends. I have been to foreign countries before.
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She also told me that she went to China to study. Who wouldn’t know that you were studying abroad, but you just chose the wrong school and major. Go to other small schools and arrange at least ten practical courses for you every day.
When I was about to leave the fast food restaurant, I asked her what she was going to do for a while, and she said nothing, "How are you?"
"I asked you what we are going to do later?" I said one word at a time.
"Hao! Zhailali?" I bought a foreign land last year. I don't speak Chinese well, so I can't explain it to you.
"Follow me!" He held her hand and walked out of KFC and went to Jintai KF.
When I arrived at Jintai, I happened to meet the waiter from the first time I came with Yalin. He looked at me with envy and jealous eyes, and then at the foreign girl. Then he pursed his lips and nodded, as if to tell me that this time
It's worth a fight.
After entering the room, she said it was too hot, so she bent down and twisted the hem of her skirt. Then she straightened up, pulled it up, and threw the skirt on the bed. If it weren't for her snow-white skin, I wouldn't have been able to tell that she was still wearing a light yellow dress.
Thong and bra.
I have never seen such white skin before, like a brand new plaster statue, standing there with two straight legs. Do all foreign girls have big breasts, or is she also one of the best selected? I swallowed my saliva when I saw it.
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I didn't even talk to her. It was too much effort. I rushed into the bathroom and took out the medicine box from my bag. I saw that it was all in English. I forgot to ask the medicine seller how much I should take, so he told me that it was purely imported. Open it.
It looks pretty good at first glance. There is an instruction manual in Chinese, which is really user-friendly.
As if I remembered something, I muttered that I bought it last year, and then threw the pill into the toilet and flushed it away.
When I returned to the room, I took off my shirt and was about to take off my pants. She held my hand and thought she was going to help me, but I heard her say:
"One thousand yuan for a blind horse?" After saying that, he looked at me with his eyes blinking, and he stretched out a finger to make a gesture.
Why are the three words "one thousand yuan" so standard? I thought they were sent by their country to collect the essence from the west. It's just that you want to collect the gold yourself. As long as it has a price, cheap but not good goods will never be the same.
Changing truth.
Taking out a wad of money from his bag, Ben'er handed two thousand yuan to her without even counting it.
"You've been serving me well, big brother. I still have some in my bag." After saying that, she pinched her hard penis, smiled, kissed me, and then went to the bathroom.
I took out my phone, adjusted the angle in a corner, clicked to take a photo, and waited for the female lead to appear.
He grabbed a horse alone and drove straight into Huanglong, but because of the equal strength, he could not be defeated for a long time. All he saw was the glint of the sword and the flying yarn. The battle lasted 300 rounds, but there was no winner or loser.
At this time, I remembered the treacherous behavior of the former Soviet Union in the early days of our country's liberation. The opportunity came to serve the party and the country, and we must win glory for the country! The more I fought, the braver I became, and she also tried her best to deal with every strong advance of mine.
palace.
Because the attack on her face was too fierce, she couldn't resist it, so she had to give in step by step, but I was willing to let go of such a great opportunity and pursue the victory.
But I fell into her trap. It turned out that she led me to the steep mountain back. I had no experience fighting in the back mountain before! I had to retreat steadily. But the patriotic passion made me murderous again, and in an instant I became murderous.
The sound shook the mountains and rivers, and the enema was red. Once again, we turned from defense to offense.
When we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins, standing on horseback, dancing with her fists. And she also throws her head and vents for the glory of their nation, looking like she is ready to die. After another 500 rounds of stalemate, the two sides really can't tell the difference, I am a little bit
Angry, he delivered the final blow.
As soon as this move came out, either you or I would die, but the other party was not intimidated by this ferocious attack. He also used a killer to fight with tenacity, and used every move as he saw it. After a loud noise, both of them
She was shocked and flew out, causing damage to both parties. Although she did not completely defeat her and became a national hero admired by the world, she could still be regarded as a diplomatic ambassador.
Exhausted, I stood up with difficulty. Looking down at the back mountain that was damaged in the fight, I had to say something with emotion: Planting flowers with intention will not bloom, but planting chrysanthemums with no intention will become a shade.
Although she stood up, she eventually fell down due to exhaustion and she fainted.
I don’t know how long it took, but we all woke up, looked at each other, and immediately felt murderous intentions. We raised our guns and went into battle, but she became as invulnerable as an iron wall, making me wet my hands repeatedly. It seemed that I could only outsmart her and attack her power.
The weak part finally turned the situation around, but it was still a draw.
With an angry shout, I delivered a fatal blow to her lower body. She screamed and fell down. It seemed that she was seriously injured. She lay there twitching all over and humming again and again. She was successfully defeated.
Opponent, look at me, a handsome Chinese man, finally out of breath.
Out of humanity, the post-war treaty did not require her to pay compensation and cede territory, but also gave her a consolation payment of 1,000 yuan to repair her home.