As an emergency physician, my reaction to hearing an ambulance is the following:
wipe!
Went to the emergency room again.
Depend on!
Why did you come to the emergency room?
thief!
He actually came to the emergency room.
Most emergency physicians actually don't like hearing the call of an ambulance.
Generally speaking, most of the patients who are brought in by the whistle will not have mild symptoms, and the probability of acute, critical, or severe symptoms is quite high. Even a chief physician will have a headache when facing such patients.
Moreover, emergency department doctors are extremely tired. Often, one critical patient can occupy several doctors in the department, and the department will become busy in an instant.
Like Hu Yang's situation last time, there were more than ten doctors and nurses on the operating table. One critical patient can take up a lot of medical resources in the department. According to the emergency department of a normal hospital, there are two or three critically ill patients.
That's the limit.
This is also something that many people don’t quite understand when they watch medical-themed TV dramas or read news reports. Why is it that in such a large hospital and such a large department, two or three critically ill people overwhelm the department?
Of course, there are also some surgery fanatics and workaholics, or some new doctors who have just been qualified to participate in some treatments, who are inevitably excited.
Fang Le's hands have been itching for more than half a year, and these two days in the emergency department can only be regarded as a small test. When he heard the siren of the ambulance, Fang Le couldn't help but look forward to it, and subconsciously looked towards the emergency passage.
"We're in the emergency room again."
Gao Dawei originally planned to give up his seat and prepare to study on the side. When he heard the siren of the ambulance, he smiled and said: "It seems that Dr. Fang is going into battle again."
"Work first."
Fang Le said and walked over to wash his hands first and then started to put on gloves.
No matter how high a doctor's level is, he must first obey the arrangements. Currently, Fang Le's position is just over the treatment room. When an emergency comes and no one informs him, Fang Le will not be able to leave his post without permission.
Yesterday Huang Xiaolong came to inform, and today Fang Le still had to wait for the notification.
If there were no rules and the doctors would drop what they were doing when an emergency call came, then the department would still be in chaos.
"Someone should be here soon."
Gao Dawei said with a smile.
"Work first."
Although Fang Le was indeed a little curious about what kind of emergency doctor had come, he still wanted to do his job first.
Cheng Yunxing also had some expectations.
Although Xingxing said that he had nothing to do in the emergency department, in fact, Xingxing found the work much more interesting when he followed Fang Le, and it challenged people's nerves every time.
Although classmates Xingxing couldn't participate in some things, watching from the sidelines was a rare experience.
To be honest, Xingxing is also looking forward to a special patient to open his eyes again.
It's just that Cheng Yunxing waited and waited and waited. Fang Le had already dealt with three patients, and no one came to notify him.
"It seems like it's a small battle and Dr. Fang is not needed."
Gao Dawei said with a smile.
Fang Le said nothing and continued to deal with the patient.
No one informed me, and Fang Le didn't panic. The emergency department is so big, it can't be so difficult for everyone.
Before Fang Le came, didn't the emergency department operate normally?
In the emergency room, Huang Xiaolong took two senior staff to the hospital, and they were already sweating profusely.
"Mr. Huang, that's not possible."
A resident doctor wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "It's been about ten minutes. Why don't you ask the anorectal department to come over and take a look?"
"Go and call Doctor Fang."
Cheng Yunxing pondered for a moment and shouted to an intern who was watching.
"Mr. Huang, do you call me Dr. Fang for this kind of thing?"
Another resident complained: "Dr. Fang's level is really not that good, but he is not omnipotent."
"That's right, I think it's better to inform the anorectal department. They are professional after all."
Another resident chimed in.
"We'll wait until Dr. Fang comes. Maybe Dr. Fang has something to do?"
Huang Xiaolong said: "Invite other departments for consultation, and don't share the performance with others. Whose responsibility is it if the problem is solved? We can handle it, so why ask others."
The two residents were silent.
What Huang Xiaolong said makes sense. If the emergency department can handle it, there is no need to notify other departments. Patients will be sent to other departments when they come. Then the emergency department has really become a transfer station.
"Doctor Fang!"
As Fang Lezheng was talking, a doctor came in to inform him.
"Mr. Huang asked you to go there."
"Yes, we still need Dr. Fang to take action."
Gao Dawei said with a smile.
"Then I'll go."
Fang Le just finished handling a patient, put down the needle-holding forceps, took off his gloves, and followed the intern who came to notify him as he walked out. Cheng Yunxing hurriedly followed behind.
"How is the patient?"
Fang Le followed and asked the intern who came to inform.
When Fang Le asked, the expression on the intern's face was a little strange, as if he was suppressing a smile.
"You may not believe it, but there is a light bulb stuck in the anus."
"What?"
Cheng Yunxing's mouth opened wide: "What did you say?"
"It's just a lightbulb stuck in one eye."
The intern said: "This is also my first time seeing you."
"How do you stuff that thing... What are you stuffing it there for?"
The more honest classmate Cheng Xingxing really couldn't figure out why the light bulb was plugged in that place?
"Are you full after eating?"
"Who knows this?"
Interns are actually quite depressed.
Compared with later generations, doctors in the anorectal department of the emergency department have seen all kinds of patients, including balls, bottles, utensils, light bulbs, etc. At this time in 1995, such things were relatively rare.
Very rarely, even if someone goes too far, no one will go to the hospital unless it is absolutely necessary. It is so embarrassing.
This was the first time the emergency department of Xijing Hospital encountered a lightbulb stuck in the buttocks.
Huang Xiaolong and others who picked up the car were shocked.
If it weren't for their professionalism, several doctors might have laughed out loud at that time.
Compared to Cheng Yunxing's surprise, Fang Le was much calmer and asked: "Have they all gone in or not?"
"The small head of the light bulb is a little exposed. Mr. Huang and Dr. Tian just tried to pull it out for a long time, but they couldn't pull it out. The patient couldn't bear the pain and was afraid that the patient would prolapse due to the force."
The intern was a little surprised by Fang Le's reaction.
Such a strange thing, such a fun thing, such an interesting thing, Fang Le was so calm.
"That's good. It's relatively easy to deal with."
Fang Le also breathed a sigh of relief.
If a little bit is exposed and can still be pulled, then it's easy to handle. If it's all in, it's a little more difficult to handle.
While talking, Fang Le and Cheng Yunxing arrived at the emergency room, opened the door and went in. Huang Xiaolong and the two doctors were still busy inside.
The patient was lying on the emergency bed, exposing his big white buttocks, and covering his face tightly. Fang Le and Cheng Yunxing could not see clearly his face and age, but they could tell that he was a male patient.
"Doctor Fang."
Huang Xiaolong hurriedly said hello.
"You can't pull it out if you pull it hard."
Fang Le stepped forward and took a look, without moving, and said directly: "The patient's intestines are in a vacuum state, and there is air pressure outside. It is very difficult to pull like this. Too much force can easily cause trauma. If it breaks, it can be broken."
It’s going to be troublesome.”
"Doctor, you must be careful not to break it, otherwise I will complain to your hospital."
The patient lay on the treatment bed, covering himself, but shouted loudly.
"Why don't you think so much when you are playing?"
Fang Le said angrily: "Aren't you afraid of being broken by then?"
The patient said nothing.
"Play?"
Cheng Yunxing opened his mouth slightly and looked at Fang Le. Playing with a light bulb in his butt?
Huang Xiaolong asked: "Dr. Fang, what should I do? Is it okay to use some medicine to make me fart?"
"The fart is not strong enough and does not last long."
Fang Le took another look and saw that the light bulb was a light bulb on a hook. Maybe he was afraid that it would not come out when he was playing with it, so there was something wrapped around the hook to make it easier to pull it out.
"What should we do?"
"hiss!"
Fang Le observed and pondered: "Find a catheter, fix a condom on the front, insert it through the gap on the side, then inflate the inside, wait for the condom to stretch, and pull it out from the inside."
"Huh!"
One of the residents said in surprise: "Why didn't I think of that?"
"If you think about it, you are also Dr. Fang."
Another resident doctor seized the opportunity very keenly and flattered Fang Le without leaving any trace.
"Condoms, our department shouldn't have such things, right?"
Huang Xiaolong said: "Isn't it possible to do something else?"
"Balloons can actually work, but I'm afraid they won't be strong. Condoms are the best. They're also lubricated and won't break easily. They're also hygienic. If you don't have any, go out and buy a box."
As he spoke, Fang Le turned back to Cheng Yunxing and said, "Go out and buy a box of condoms."
"why me?"
Cheng Yunxing's eyes widened: "I haven't even bought one, you want me to?"
"If you haven't bought it before, doesn't it mean you have bought it once?"
Fang Le said with a smile: "When I use it in the future, I will know how to sell it and at what price."
"If I don't go, let others go, and I will still be the same..."
Classmate Cheng Xingxing’s face turned red.
He is still a boy, and he has never touched a girl's hand. It's embarrassing to ask him to buy condoms.
"What then?"
Fang Le smiled and said: "Isn't it just a chicken? I just bought a condom. I'm not asking you to do anything. Go quickly."
"I dont go."
Cheng Yunxing shook his head.
"As a doctor, if you don't do this, what else can you do in the future? Being a doctor requires dedication. Sometimes patients have to taste their feces. What's wrong with buying a condom?"
Fang Le poured chicken soup into Xingxing's classmate: "You are like you, you care about face, you care about face. If you really have to encounter an emergency, what should you do if you encounter a special situation and watch the patient suffer?"
"I......"
Cheng Yunxing opened his mouth.
"I'll go, can't I just go?"
Really, there are so many people, why choose yourself?
He shouldn't have followed.
"Go quickly, don't delay, the patient is still suffering."
Fang Le urged: "Open the invoice and come back to Mr. Huang to reimburse you."
"Yes, the department will reimburse you."
Huang Xiaolong said very cooperatively.
"I've been memorizing words since I met you."
Cheng Yunxing thought quietly and left the emergency room.