Han Shengxue came back from a meeting in the administration building. When he entered the duty room, he met deputy director Yang Xiaohui coming out.
"Well, an emergency doctor is here."
Yang Xiaohui also suppressed a smile: "A patient was sent with a lightbulb stuck in his eye. Xiao Huang took someone to deal with it. This is the first time I have encountered this kind of thing. I am not very good at it. I can't handle it. Please call the anorectal department.
Come over there."
When picking up the car, Yang Xiaohui was also nearby. After seeing the patient, Yang Xiaohui handed the patient to Huang Xiaolong.
This kind of emergency is life-threatening. Just be careful. There is no big danger for the time being. Yang Xiaohui thought about it at the time and felt that there was no other way except to pull it out. That thing was a light bulb. If it broke...
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That's really a chrysanthemum withered and bruised buttocks.
"Where's the bulb plug?"
Han Shengxue thought he heard wrongly.
He has seen people with light bulbs stuck in their mouths. Some people are just bored and dare to swallow anything. However, Han Shengxue has never seen a person stuffed with a fart.
"Butt eye, anus."
Yang Xiaohui said: "I just left a tail outside. Fortunately, not all of them went in, so it shouldn't be difficult to deal with."
Yang Xiaohui has never dealt with this thing before, but he thinks that as long as he can pull it out, he can pull it out slowly, right?
"That's strange."
Han Shengxue became interested: "I'll go take a look."
"I'll go with you."
Yang Xiaohui smiled and said, "I don't know if Xiao Huang has handled it well."
While talking, the two of them came to the emergency room together. At the door of the emergency room, a young man in his twenties was waiting anxiously at the door.
"Patient's family?"
Han Sheng learned about Yang Xiaohui.
"Say they are friends."
Yang Xiaohui said softly: "Anyway, someone else made the emergency call, and the person was sent by the other party."
"Now this young man is quite unrestrained."
Han Shengxue said and entered the rescue room.
Although this was Han Shengxue’s first time seeing a lightbulb stuck in his butt, Director Han was an emergency room veteran after all, and he still had a lot of experience. Unlike classmate Cheng Xingxing, who was still a little confused at the time and didn’t understand why this thing could be stuck in that thing.
Wherever we go, Director Han still understands.
In the emergency room, the patient was lying on the treatment bed, still covering himself tightly, with his butt stuck out. Beside him, Huang Xiaolong and two other residents were talking to Fang Le. No one was paying attention to the patient.
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"Dr. Fang, how did you learn hemostasis and suturing, and why are you so good?"
A resident doctor was still asking Fang Le for advice.
"Some things still require talent..."
Fang Le laughed and boasted with Huang Xiaolong and the other three.
"You kid are not ashamed at all."
When Han Shengxue came in, he heard Fang Le bragging and glared at the three people angrily: "What's going on?"
"Director Han, Director Yang."
Huang Xiaolong and the other two hurriedly greeted Han Shengxue and Yang Xiaohui.
"Director Han, Director Yang."
Fang Le also greeted politely and said with a smile: "I also want to be humble, but my strength does not allow it."
"Good guy."
Yang Xiaohui was immediately stunned by Fang Le's shameless answer.
"This guy is so immodest."
Yang Xiaohui turned around to learn from Han Sheng.
Yang Xiaohui and Fang Le had not had much contact with each other, but Fang Le was shocked by this first contact.
"Thick-skinned."
Han Shengxue was a little temperamental when it came to someone like Fang Le.
You said he peeed too hard, but he also said he didn't use any force.
Listening to this answer, he also wanted to be humble, but his strength did not allow it. He had never seen such a crazy person.
But let’s not talk about it, this kid does have the ability to be crazy.
"Why are you chatting on the side?"
Han Shengxue was too lazy to continue the topic and asked: "Waiting for the anorectal department?"
"Waiting for Xingxing classmate."
Fang Le said with a smile.
"Cheng Yunxing?"
Han Shengxue was stunned: "Wait for Cheng Yunxing, has Xingxing dealt with similar things before?"
"Doctor Fang asked Cheng Yunxing to go shopping."
Huang Xiaolong hurriedly explained and went over Fang Le's plan.
"Can't you pull it out?"
Director Yang came to the side, lowered his head to look, reached out and grabbed the tail of the light bulb, and pulled it outward.
"It hurts, it hurts!"
The patient, who had been lying silently, immediately began to wail.
"It really is."
Yang Xiaohui let go of his hand.
"Doctor Fang said the air pressure inside is low, similar to a vacuum, but the air pressure outside is strong, so it's difficult to come out."
Huang Xiaolong said hurriedly.
"Huh!"
Han Shengxue said in surprise: "That makes sense, it does have suction."
"Well, it's not easy to do."
Yang Xiaohui nodded, looked at Fang Le, and said strangely: "Xiao Fang, why are you so experienced? Have you encountered this before?"
"That's right, why are you so experienced?"
Han Shengxue also asked.
The previous cases of patients can be said to be of high level. Today's case is really based on experience. Those who have encountered it will have experience in the future. Those who have not encountered it are really a little confused.
Fang Le said casually: "I was good at physics when I was in school."
"physics......"
Han Shengxue was stunned, this is really physics.
While talking, Cheng Yunxing came back panting. When he entered the door, he saw Han Shengxue and Yang Xiaohui.
"Director Han, Director Yang."
Seeing the two directors, Xingxing's face became even more embarrassed. He glared at Fang Le fiercely and handed the condom to Fang Le.
These days, it is popular for male and female students to sit together and draw a line. Even on university campuses, dating is secretive and not many are open and honest. Young people are still ashamed to talk about things between men and women.
When Fang Le and Zhang Xiyue met for the first time that night, Zhang Xiyue had to make Fang Le turn off the lights.
Classmate Xingxing is still a child, and he has only heard of condoms. Unexpectedly, his girlfriend has not yet had the experience of buying condoms.
"Why are you blushing when you buy something?"
Fang Le reached out to take it, and while unpacking it, he said: "The opportunity for you to use it will come later. Be more knowledgeable, so as not to fail to use it the first time."
Han Shengxue was a little overwhelmed by what he heard: "Your boy is in the same grade as Xingxing, about the same age. Do you have experience in tutoring?"
"I'm already married, okay, married people."
Fang Le said confidently.
"Are you already married?"
Everyone in the emergency room, well, except for Xingxing, everyone else was shocked, including the two senior residents who looked at Fang Le in surprise.
Although it is not uncommon to get married early these days, let alone rural areas, even in provincial cities, there are people who get married around the age of twenty, but hasn’t Fang Le not graduated yet?
Moreover, Huang Xiaolong and the two senior residents knew that although Fang Le had only been in the department for two or three days, many nurses and young female doctors in the department were talking about Fang Le in private, and many of them had a favorable impression of Fang Le.
In other words, I am thin-skinned, sorry.
In the past few days, some people have been planning to secretly write love letters to Fang Le.
Because of this, many male doctors in the department are hostile to Fang Le. If Fang Le hadn't helped Huang Xiaolong speak for Huang Xiaolong yesterday morning, which made some people like Fang Le, Fang Le would definitely be the public enemy of the young male doctors in the department now.
But now this public enemy has revealed that he is married.
If word of this spreads, many young nurses may secretly wipe their tears behind their backs.
"If you don't believe me, ask the stars."
"Well, Fang Le is indeed married."
Cheng Xingxing nodded: "And he even took him to our house for dinner."
"..."
Are you really married?
"I said, can you discuss the topic of marriage later? I'm still feeling uncomfortable."
The patient who was lying silently spoke again.
"Treat the patient first."
Han Shengxue glanced at the patient with a smile, then walked over and asked, "Can I ask how you feel the pain?"
"I'm constipated. I feel like I have a big lump, but I just can't get it out."
The patient was silent for two or three seconds, and then answered dully.
"Pfft hahaha..."
The two senior residents beside them couldn't hold it back any longer and burst out laughing. Yang Xiaohui and Han Shengxue both couldn't help laughing.
"Dr. Fang, what should I do?"
Huang Xiaolong took the catheter and asked Fang Le.
"Put it on, tie it up, and don't take it off when the time comes, otherwise you'll have to take out the condom again."
Fang Le opened the package and handed the condom to Huang Xiaolong. Huang Xiaolong and two senior residents put the condom on the catheter and tied it.
"Loosen the bulb a little inside, insert the condom and the catheter through the gap on the side, insert it deeper, and then inflate."
Fang Le was on hand to provide technical guidance.
According to Fang Le, Huang Xiaolong put the condom and the catheter through the gap on the side, then inflated the condom. As the condom was inflated, it was stretched open, and then he pulled out the bulb and the catheter, and the bulb slowly came out.
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When he came out, the patient was still shouting that he was in pain, but now no one paid attention to him.
"call!"
As the light bulb came out, the patient let out a long breath and sounded quite comfortable.
"Enjoying it so much?"
A senior attending also laughed and joked.
"I have been constipated for such a long time, and I finally came out. It feels so sour, forget it, you don't understand."
The patient still covered his head and said.
"We don't want to understand either."
Han Shengxue said angrily: "Be careful and don't come to our place again in the future, but next time you come, we will have more experience."
"Not to mention, as expected of Xijing Hospital, it's just awesome."
The patient felt comfortable now and started talking more: "I was really worried just now. You broke the light bulb."
"Fortunately it's a light bulb."
Fang Le said: "The light bulb is actually not easy to break. It is quite strong. Be careful next time you play with it. Don't try it with a wrench or a beer bottle."
"This is the man in the doctor's corridor."
The patient exclaimed: "It sounds very experienced. I have never thought of these things."
Fang Le: ".,..."
For a moment, everyone in the rescue room looked at Fang Le strangely.