Zhu Hao rubbed his eyes, looked at Cheng Yiyi who was furious, and then looked at Ling Feng standing next to him.
Suddenly, he stood up, hugged Cheng Yiyi, and shouted exaggeratedly: "Ah! Wife, you are finally back! I'm so broken! If you don't come back, I'm going to buy a plane ticket."
I want to find you when I get married. Even if I go up mountains of swords and seas of fire, I will bring you back!"
Cheng Yiyi didn't like this at all, "Are you going to find me after you wake up?"
"How is that possible? I've even bought the ticket!" Zhu Hao said quickly.
"Really? Show me!"
"Uh, I booked the flight!" Zhu Hao's mind was spinning really fast.
"That's okay! Tell me what time it is, and I will personally accompany you to the airport to check it out!" Cheng Yiyi was determined to expose Zhu Hao's lies.
"Oh, wife, you're back, what are you talking about? Hurry up and let me take a good look!" Zhu Hao held Cheng Yiyi's shoulders with both hands and shook it from side to side, "I've lost weight, I've actually lost weight.
I feel so distressed that I almost die!”
"Don't change the subject with me!" Cheng Yiyi roared like a lion from the east of the river.
Zhu Hao was startled, and quickly took a few steps back, lowering his head in a very skillful manner! It seemed that he had been subjected to domestic violence a lot, and this process was no stranger to Zhu Caizi now!
"Honey, domestic violence should not be publicized! Someone is here now, can you save some face for me?" Zhu Hao begged pitifully.
"Okay, you want me to save you some face. So how big of a face do you need?" Cheng Yiyi squinted his eyes and looked at him.
Sure enough, you are right, a woman’s smile is murderous!
"Just leave some of it casually. You also know that if Ling Feng saw it, he might laugh at me in some way! I won't be able to behave in front of them in the future! You don't want your husband to be teased all day long.
Is this a joke?" Zhu Hao said softly.
Although he kept his voice very low, Ling Feng still heard him.
Ling Feng coughed and said, "Cheng Yiyi, since Zhu Caizi is afraid of making his family ugly, I will take a step ahead and not watch here. You can do whatever domestic violence you want. Zhu Caizi also
It’s so heartless! It should be repaired properly!”
"You..." Zhu Hao was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood. He originally expected Ling Feng to save his life here, but he didn't expect that Ling Feng would abandon him alive like this! He is really not brotherly enough and has no loyalty!
"That won't work! I, Cheng Yiyi, used to beat men in a room, always trying to save him some face. But today, I suddenly figured out that men are all cheap, and if I want to beat them, I have to treat them as such.
In front of others, such a cheap man will have a long memory!" Cheng Yiyi gritted his teeth. "Let you take a bath and massage, and let you lie to me that the money was lost!"
"That's right, it's too much!" Ling Feng also chimed in. "Cheng Yiyi, since you think so highly of me, then I'd rather be respectful than obey your orders! Let this kid have a long memory. Don't spend the whole day fucking all day long.
Being in the midst of blessings, one does not know blessings. He is just like that bastard. He thinks he can write an online novel, so he really regards himself as a scholar? From top to bottom, what do you think makes you worthy of us becoming a eldest lady?
I still want to go out to Qin Muchu and pick up women everywhere! This kind of man is so indebted!"
Zhu Hao was so angry that he glared at Ling Feng, his eyes almost popping out of his head! "You, you, I, I, I am so disappointed in you! You stabbed your brother in the back like this!"
"Stab? I didn't? Last time you asked me to borrow money to meet a female netizen, did I say that? I didn't? So I didn't stab you!" Ling Feng said deliberately.
Upon hearing Ling Feng's words, Cheng Yiyi became even more angry and said through gritted teeth: "Borrow money to meet a female netizen? When?"
"I didn't, I didn't!" Zhu Hao said quickly in fear.
"Is there any?" Cheng Yiyi roared like a lion from Hedong, directly calming Zhu Hao.
"Yes!" Zhu Hao lowered his head and whispered.
"when!"
Ling Feng laughed so hard that he could hardly stand up straight, and said quickly: "It was the last time he lied to you that his father was sick! That time when he went back to his hometown to visit his sick old father!"
Ling Feng is rushing to expose his background!
When Cheng Yiyi heard this, he became even more angry. He stepped forward and pinched Zhu Hao's ears, which were already red. "Okay, no wonder I said I would go back with you and have a look. You don't agree with anything you say."
.Turns out I went to meet the netizen! Hurry and tell me honestly what happened between you and that netizen!"
"No, no!" Zhu Hao said repeatedly. "Honey, I promise Chairman Mao, absolutely no!"
"Impossible? He asked me to borrow two thousand yuan!" Ling Feng said happily.
"Two thousand yuan? You are very courageous! Hurry up and tell the truth, otherwise, I will pull out your skin today!" Cheng Yiyi was really ready to take it seriously.
"Honey, it's really not true. When I first saw that online article, I discovered that it was a pyramid scheme that wanted to trick me into falling into their trap. Fortunately, I found out in time, found an opportunity to go to the bathroom, and slipped away.
Let’s go! Wife, do you know how dangerous it was at that time? Those pyramid schemes took control of me directly. Even when I went to the toilet, they were guarding me at the door. If it weren’t for the toilet being better designed
, I climbed directly into the girls’ toilet and ran away!”
"Don't cry in front of me. You deserve it. Why didn't you get detained by the MLM organization when you went to meet netizens? You have the nerve to cry to me?" Cheng Yiyi was not fooled at all.
"Have you entered the women's restroom?" Ling Feng said loudly on purpose.
"Ah?" Zhu Hao looked at Ling Feng with pleading eyes, signaling him not to get involved because he would kill him.
"You actually entered the women's restroom! Did you peek at other girls using the restroom? There's no need to deny it. I don't know you well. With your lustful nature, you must have peeked at me!" Ling Feng ignored him at all.
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Cheng Yiyi, who was twisting his ears, heard this and pinched harder, "Tell me, did you spy on the girl going to the toilet?"
"I didn't, I really didn't! I was almost dead at that time, how could I have the mind to watch girls going to the toilet!" Zhu Hao cried and begged for mercy.
"Oh!" Ling Feng nodded. "If you hadn't met the MLM organization, you would definitely have peeked?"