Ling Feng originally thought that He Ye was just joking. When he closed the door, he lay on the bed with peace of mind and admired He Ye's hot photo album!
But what Ling Feng didn't expect was that He Ye unexpectedly opened the door. Seeing He Ye dangling the key in his hand, Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly pulled the blanket over to cover his body.
"Tch, a grown man can be shy! I've never seen anything like this!" Although He Ye's face turned red, she remembered what Wang Yanni had said to her. If you want to prevent men from bullying, you must learn to bully.
Man, he is a pervert, you have to act more pervert than him. As long as you make the man blush, he will be embarrassed to bully you again.
When he saw Ling Feng's old face, which turned red in dismay, He Ye realized that this Wang Yanni was indeed a master!
"My beautiful landlady, you are in the tiger's den. The consequences of this will be very serious. As long as I act impulsively, today will be the day you lose your virginity!" Ling Feng calmed down and stared lewdly.
He Ye looked up and down.
By the way, Ling Feng really feels guilty now. All he has left is a pair of briefs as big as a palm, and he is really a little embarrassed!
"Then come here. I'm standing here now, miss. Do you dare to come?" He Ye also deliberately twisted his body, which was infinitely charming.
"Hmph! It's not my style, Ling Feng, to refuse to eat the meat that is brought to my mouth! Since you are so eager to use your body to help me masturbate, I won't be polite now!" Ling Feng licked
He licked his tongue and stared at He Ye's chest very lustfully.
Just when Ling Feng climbed up from the bed, knelt on the bed, and prepared to rush towards He Ye with all his teeth and claws, He Ye suddenly blushed. Ling Feng was puzzled, "Didn't you just say that you had something?"
Have you seen it? Why are you suddenly blushing again now? "
"You gangster!" He Ye scolded Ling Feng, who was confused.
He lowered his head and saw that he was really a gangster. Even Ling Feng couldn't help but blush like a monkey's ass! My little brother has an erection, it's not a big deal. But forget it if you have an erection, why did you run out, briefs?
, it’s really fucking dangerous, if you’re not careful, you’ll get a fucking leak!
"Mistake!" Ling Feng was very embarrassed and stroked his little brother, who had leaked out, back into his underwear!
"Rogue! By the way, Ling Feng, I'm here to inform you of something!" He Ye sat on the chair, found a topic, and changed the topic.
Seeing He Ye's expression, Ling Feng could tell that there was definitely nothing good going on!
"Beauty, are you really pregnant? It wasn't me!"
"What are you talking about?" He Ye rolled his eyes at her. "My mother said that she is going to let you go to university to get rich!"
"What do you mean?" Ling Feng looked at He Ye very cautiously.
"Well, this is like this! My parents think that after all, our family is also a traditional intellectual. If we find a son-in-law who doesn't even have a college diploma, it will be embarrassing for the two elders. So, I want you to apply.
I will take the college entrance examination as an adult and get a degree." He Ye said tactfully.
"Are you sure you're not kidding?" Ling Feng looked at He Ye bitterly.
"I'm sure!" He Ye nodded seriously.
Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly jumped up from the bed, picked up a bag, grabbed the clothes on the bed and stuffed them randomly inside.
"What are you going to do?" He Ye looked at Ling Feng.
"I want to move out quickly. I can't do this job anymore. Just do whatever you want! I would rather break the contract and go to jail than quit working!" Ling Feng said quickly.
"Ling Feng! You can't be so irresponsible!" He Ye pouted aggrievedly and said angrily.
"Sister, the key point is that I didn't do anything? Why should I be in charge? Let me go and apply for adultery. Come on, just stab me to death with a knife!" Ling Feng said bitterly.
"What's the point? Ling Feng, just go to the university where my parents go. It's just a formality. As long as you register, my parents can help you with everything else! Then you can go directly
Just go get a diploma!" He Ye said speechlessly.
"I'm sorry, beauty. If I told you that I don't even have a high school diploma, would you believe it?" Ling Feng looked at He Ye.
"Don't believe it!" He Ye shook his head and suddenly shouted in disbelief, "You really don't even have a high school diploma, do you?"
Ling Feng nodded seriously. "I didn't go to high school!"
"Oh, my God, if my mother knew that you only had a junior high school diploma, she would go crazy!" He Ye said frantically.
"Sorry! I don't even have a junior high school diploma!" Ling Feng looked at He Ye with an honest face.
"What? How is this possible? In the nine-year compulsory education, isn't everyone required to obtain a junior high school diploma?" He Ye looked unbelievable.
"I dropped out of school when I was sixteen years old, in my third year of junior high school. At that time, I went to the countryside. The poverty there was so poor that almost all children did not go to school. There were even fewer who could persist until they graduated from junior high school! So!
, I don’t have a junior high school diploma!” Ling Feng spread his hands, expressing his helplessness.
"I want to cool down! This is just, just, just incredible! If my mother knew that you didn't even have a junior high school diploma, then there would be nothing to say, even if I was pregnant with a football team,
My mother will also firmly oppose it!" He Ye sat down on the chair very disappointed, expressing that he was really helpless.
"So, beautiful comrade, I really can't help you! If you let me go to college, you might as well let me go to jail!"
"Wait a minute, let me think about it! There must be a way!" He Ye said reluctantly.
"Come on, beauty, it's not sweet to be strong. It's not that I, Ling Feng, don't want to help you, it's just that I'm not capable enough! I can't satisfy you!" Ling Feng lit up a cigarette.
"Man, don't always say you can't do it! Wait until tomorrow, I will help you find those who apply for fake certificates, and get you a high school diploma! At that time, I will personally take you to my parents' school to report, they should not
We will investigate carefully, and maybe you can get away with it!" He Ye said very unwillingly,
"He Ye! Beauty, can't you spare me? Let's do this. I'll go to the street to find a college student for you tomorrow! Don't embarrass me. There's really nothing I can do!" Ling Feng was so anxious that he almost found him.
cried loudly.
"Do you think it's okay? Do you want me to tell my parents that the child in my belly is not yours, but a mistake? It belongs to another man. Do you think my parents will give me up if they know about it?
Beat him to death?" He Ye rolled his eyes and said.
"Does that mean I'm really on the pirate ship now and can't get off?" Ling Feng said with a sad face.
"We are now strategic partners!" He Ye said in a very deceptive way.
"But I feel like I am a traitor now, and I will be ripped off by you!"
"Don't be like this, if you feel you have suffered a loss, I can compensate you!"
"How to compensate?"
"Spiritually or financially, take your pick!"
"Is there any physical compensation?"
"Get out of here, you pervert!"
"Auntie, in your mother's eyes, I have long been a pervert who fell in love with her pretty daughter! I feel that if I don't become a pervert, I will really be sorry for my ruined reputation!" Ling Feng said unwillingly.
"Ling Feng, I'm warning you! Don't do anything wrong!" He Ye said very cautiously. "I will report it to your little nurse!"
"By the way, Ling Feng, why haven't I heard you call the nurse recently? Aren't men and women in love supposed to stick together every day, and even if they are separated, they should ignore each other and talk on the phone for every second?"
"Ling Feng's expression changed and he said nothing!"
He Ye caught Ling Feng's abnormal reaction, seemed to have thought of something, and asked weakly, "Did you break up?"
Ling Feng took a puff of cigarette and nodded!
Seeing Ling Feng nod, He Ye became inexplicably excited! He accidentally blurted out, "Great!"
Ling Feng looked at her in confusion, "Is this the legendary schadenfreude?"
"No, of course not! I mean it's too bad, too bad, yes, it's just too bad!" He Ye quickly explained.
"Oh! Forget it, I know you must be laughing at me in your heart. Look at me, I have no money, no car, no house! And no culture. Who would like me for such a man!" Ling
Feng sighed and said sadly.
"No, no, Ling Feng, that's not what I meant!" He Ye saw Ling Feng's pitiful look and immediately felt so guilty.
"You don't need to explain!" Ling Feng sobbed twice, and his eyes were a little moist. "I know that in the eyes of you urban girls, I, Ling Feng, am just a toad.
The toad of dreams!"
"Ling Feng, don't say that, I don't look down on you!" He Ye said softly.
"In front of you, I have always pretended to be strong and maintained my dignity as a man! But I am really tired and want to cry!" Ling Feng almost burst into tears. His bitter and hoarse voice sang out of tune.
"It's not a sin for a man to cry, it's not a sin to cry, taste the tears that have been separated for a long time,"
Not to mention, this Ling Feng is really a natural actor. If he acts in a sad drama, he will definitely make some little girls burst into tears. Even He Ye, a mature woman in her twenties, has already been moved!
"Can I lend you my shoulder?" After laying the groundwork for so long, Ling Feng finally revealed his true intentions. But his eyes looked so innocent and innocent that it was hard to refuse.
He Ye did not refuse, nodded, and sobbed twice. Her tears were teased by Ling Feng!