After the triumphant return, Ling Feng had people move hundreds of boxes of beer to reward these brothers! When it was over, it was already ten o'clock in the evening. Ling Feng quickly packed up and went back to report on time!
When I got home, I saw He Ye watching TV in the living room! This is simply the ninth wonder in the world! This He Ye rarely watches TV. Ling Feng didn't know it before, but he was beating him up anyway.
After arriving, no one except him had turned on the TV in the living room!
This He Ye is actually sitting here watching TV today? Is it an abnormal reaction to the menstrual period?
"Come back?" He Ye stared at the TV without moving his eyes and just asked softly.
"Well! Landlord, are you waiting for me?" Ling Feng looked at her and asked.
"How is that possible? I was watching TV!" He Ye blushed and said.
"Oh!" Ling Feng sat next to He Ye and glanced at the TV. "Yu Ting? Landlord, are you really pregnant? Are you so fascinated by Yu Ting's advertisement?"
What was playing on the TV now was an advertisement for Yu Ting, a famous contraceptive drug! "Ah? Yu Ting?" He Ye, who was already absent-minded, suddenly blushed even more.
"Landlord! This Yuting is a contraceptive pill. It takes care of the before and not the aftermath! If you are really pregnant, don't count on this medicine! You'd better go to Xindongren Hospital for a painless abortion as soon as possible!" Ling Feng borrowed the help of
Alcohol, said teasingly.
"Screw you, who am I pregnant with? I'm just a young girl!" He Ye said with a red face and rolled his eyes.
"A virgin is a pure girl! Why do you call her an old maid? And for someone like you, you can already be called an old maid!" Ling Feng continued shamelessly.
"What did you say? Am I very old? I'm only twenty-four years old!" He Ye, like most women, is most worried about others saying she is old.
Ling Feng looked at her in surprise, making He Ye feel uncomfortable, "What? Is there something on my face?"
"No! Let me tell you, no wonder I always see you wearing so many red underwear and red panties on the balcony! It turns out it's the year of your birth year!" Ling Feng said with a smile.
"Pervert!" He Ye said with red face and contempt.
"Hey, hey, don't insult me! If I were a pervert, I would have helped you take off your virginity clothes that night. You would have completely transformed from a girl into a woman!" Ling Feng was very dissatisfied.
said.
"You..." What He Ye didn't want to be mentioned the most was what happened that night. Every time he thought about it, his face turned red and hot. But this Ling Feng didn't want to mention anything.
"Oh! If I hadn't cherished my virginity that I had treasured for twenty-one years! I would have been able to act impulsively and take away our two 'department-level' titles!" Ling Feng shook his head and sighed, "Live
I have lived for more than 20 years and have not been able to make any contribution to the country and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken! The only thing that makes me happy is that I am a virgin and I am proud of it. I save plastic for the country!"
"Disgusting!" He Ye pushed Ling Feng with contempt again.
"Ah!" Ling Feng quickly hugged his shoulder that was pushed by her.
He Ye saw Ling Feng's abnormality, stared at his shoulder, frowned, "What's wrong?"
"It's okay! After being pushed like this by you, I have been a division-level cadre for more than 20 years, and now I am a little ready to make a move!" Ling Feng said quickly.
"Let me see!" He Ye said seriously.
"No, you can tell it's from a department level?"
"Fuck you, I mean your shoulders, what are you thinking! Dirty!" He Ye said and started to untie Ling Feng's clothes.
"Landlord! A man and a woman are alone in the same room! Isn't it good?" Ling Feng crossed his arms. In short, he didn't want He Ye to see the wound on his shoulder.
"It's okay, I believe in your control! Wasn't everything okay that night? It won't be okay now, and didn't I just look at your shoulder?" He Ye refused.
Ling Feng had no choice but to say quietly, "If you don't plan to put him in a wedding dress, please don't unbutton his underwear!"
"Pfft!" He Ye was immediately amused by Ling Feng's nonsense!
After taking off Ling Feng's coat, he saw two ferocious red blood marks on Ling Feng's shoulders. He Ye asked a little distressed, "What's going on? Why are you injured?"
Ling Feng deliberately pretended to be indifferent and said, "It's okay! When I came back at night, I met a female pervert. I would rather die than obey, and then I was deeply hurt by her!"
"Be serious, Ling Feng! Tell me, did you get into a fight? Is this obviously a stab wound?" He Ye asked with a frown.
"Oh? Really?" Ling Feng deliberately pretended to be confused. "I really didn't expect that this female pervert would carry a knife when she goes out to commit murder?"
He Ye didn't say anything, stood up, went to the room and took out a first aid kit, and quickly took out disinfectant alcohol and gauze! This is the style of a gentle and considerate wife and mother!
Seeing that He Ye was silent and the atmosphere was a bit abnormal, Ling Feng quickly said, "I thought you women would always take sanitary napkins when they see bleeding! Hahaha!"
"Is it funny? Ling Feng, I won't ask you what you are doing outside? But you must protect yourself! You are worthy of the people who care about you..." This He Ye originally wanted to blurt out, "Do I care about you?"
?But when he saw Ling Feng's shocked eyes, he immediately changed his words, "Your parents?"
"Landlord, did I remember telling you?"
"They care about you in heaven!" He Ye said with twinkling eyes.
"Oh! That's right, maybe they are sitting next to me now, looking at me!" Ling Feng nodded and said.
When Ling Feng said this, He Ye was frightened at that time. He looked at both sides of Ling Feng in fear and said in a trembling voice, "Ling Feng, don't scare me at night, I'm a coward!"
"Are you still timid? Pretending to be a ghost at night to scare me? Such a person is more courageous than a ghost!" Ling Feng continued to joke.
While He Ye was wrapping gauze on the wound on Ling Feng's shoulder, he changed the topic and said, "Ling Feng, your cousin came here today!"
"Ling Xiao?" Ling Feng frowned, "Why is he here?"
"He said he would come to visit you! But I found this man too perverted. Even though I told you that you were not here, he still shamelessly wanted to come in, invited me to dinner and a movie! He is even more perverted than you!"
He Ye said very angrily.
"Oh! So you didn't come to see me, but you! I just thought, how could this Ling Xiao come to see me so kindly!" Ling Feng finally understood.
"I asked you, can you please tell him not to come over in the future? I hate this kind of man who looks like he is not doing his job properly!" He Ye looked at Ling Feng pitifully. She actually wanted to see this other man coming.
I wonder if Ling Feng will be jealous.
"Sister! Do you think too highly of me? As far as my relationship with them is concerned, on the surface, we are uncle, nephew, and cousin. But in fact, they are no better than enemies! Do you think I can stop him from picking up girls? This
This kind of thing, you'd better say it yourself! Don't involve me!" Ling Feng quickly put aside the relationship.
"Huh! I know your virtue!" He Ye turned green with anger. He said deliberately. "But this Ling Xiao is not bad. Thinking about it, I can still accept it? He is tall, handsome and rich!"
"Tall, handsome and rich?" Ling Feng was unhappy, "You said he was taller than me and I just accepted it casually. But this handsome guy, are you telling lies with your eyes open on purpose? I'm just so handsome.
With his invincible face, can’t we kill him instantly?”
"Pfft! Shameless!" He Ye said with a red face.
"Even if I don't have this face, I'm still more handsome than him!" Ling Feng continued shamelessly.
"I won't bullshit you! By the way, my dad has already agreed! Next month will be the day of the school report!"
"What? You really want me to go to school?" Ling Feng opened his mouth in surprise, "I thought you were joking?"
"How is that possible! I've already registered everything for you and paid the tuition. In a few days, your admission notice will be sent over! Did I choose your major for you?" He Ye was very proud.
said.
"Oh, selling cakes! Just stab me to death! I, Ling Feng, am already twenty-one years old! You still want me to go to school? Most people at this age can take the postgraduate entrance examination!"
"No way, it's just three years later than others! You took the self-study exam, and there are many adults there, including those over thirty years old!"
"Do I have no choice?"
"No! Go to school and report!"
"Okay, what major did you choose for me? Is it philosophy?"
"I helped you choose two majors, one is international trade and the other is English!" He Ye was very satisfied with his choice.
"Oh my God! Not only did you ask me to study, but you also asked me to learn two majors at once. You are a capitalist! I tell you, I won't do it even if you kill me!" Ling Feng almost collapsed.
"This is pretty good! Guomao, a popular major, and English, the most practical major! Combined with Guomao, it complements each other and is invincible!" He Ye said,
"No, no! I have to get rid of one of the two majors, let's go with International Trade! I can't do it. It's okay to learn English. Then I can work as a security guard for a foreign company! Maybe I can be a receptionist for foreign guests in an international hotel." Ling Feng
He waved his hands quickly and his attitude was very firm.
"Look at your potential! Then remove English. Guomao has very high requirements for English. If English is removed, the impact will not be big!" He Ye said with great disdain.
"No! If you want, get rid of Guomao! Otherwise, I will tell your mother now that you are still a division-level cadre and not pregnant at all!" Ling Feng threatened.
"Ling Feng, you should think about it! This English major has very high basic requirements, I'm afraid you can't do it!" He Ye said in embarrassment.
"How can a man not do it? I still have you, right? I chose English!" Ling Feng was very determined.
"Okay, but I've made an agreement with you, you must get me a degree certificate! This is your job requirement!" He Ye said seriously.
"No problem!" Ling Feng snickered in his heart.
I have been abroad for six years. My fucking English is better than that of Americans. I can even speak the English dialects of several states. Learning English is the easiest fucking thing! Hehe!