When Ling Feng fled from the hotel, he suddenly felt that he was too damn useless?
Once I didn’t take the initiative, it was the other girl who took the initiative! Why don’t I even have the courage to be passive?
"If a pervert changes his gender, he will be punished by God!" Ling Feng secretly hypnotized himself in his heart.
"Should I turn around and go back?" Ling Feng stood at the door of the hotel, lit a cigarette, and began to hesitate. He was a little confused now. Why did he suddenly act so funny just now? Everyone took the initiative
You're like that, and you don't even give me any face! You're really not a man!
"Isn't it so embarrassing to go back now?"
"As a man! I should go back! Who told me to be a pure man!" Ling Feng finally gave himself a shameless excuse and turned around and went back.
When he just walked to the elevator door, Ling Feng thought for a moment and suddenly ran out again!
A few minutes later, Ling Feng ran back panting, holding a pack of "small umbrellas" in his hand. Since he was going to do that kind of thing, he should prepare this small umbrella in line with his responsible attitude towards the girl.
!
"With bumps, it should feel really good!" Ling Feng walked into the elevator proudly.
When he arrived at the door, Ling Feng was a little uneasy. He was really afraid that this little girl was too proactive. What should he do if he couldn't resist it? Should he be more reserved and slow down? Or should he be more cautious as soon as he went up?
Let Duan Muxiang know that she has work experience?
Everything and thought are so beautiful!
"As a handsome guy, that is also very painful!" Ling Feng shamelessly knocked on the door.
Knocked on the door again!
Damn, Ling Feng has been knocking on the door for a long time, but there is no movement inside!
"She fell asleep so quickly? Shouldn't it be that her whole body was on fire and she had no intention of sleeping?"
No matter how he knocked on the door, no one opened the door! At this moment, Ling Feng poured a basin of cold water directly from his head to the soles of his feet. Looking at the small umbrella in his hand, Ling Feng suddenly felt lost! On the road just now, he even gestured
I had thought about it all! Now I am suddenly disappointed!
Ling Feng was very disappointed and threw the "little umbrella" directly at the door, turned around and left in despair!
Just when Ling Feng reached the elevator entrance, the door suddenly opened!
The little girl Duan Muxiang stood at the door, holding the door with one hand and looking at Ling Feng, "Is something wrong?"
Ling Feng's whole body trembled, and the fire that was extinguished was suddenly rekindled! Brother Feng, I am finally going to show off my glory!
Before Ling Feng turned around!
I only heard this Duanmuxiang say "Hey!"
"What's this?"
Ling Feng suddenly turned around and saw that the little girl was holding the little umbrella he had just thrown at the door!
"this……"
Before Ling Feng had time to think of a better explanation, the little girl had already opened the package and saw the small umbrella inside. She was very curious, "What is this? It's so strange? It's soft and slippery.
And the smell!”
"This is a balloon!" Ling Feng quickly turned around, grabbed the small umbrella in her hand, and pinned it behind her.
"Balloon? Why is it so weird?" Duan Muxiang looked like she didn't know that this was a small umbrella with a high sales volume. It was also the most deadly weapon. Every time a small umbrella appeared, it was inevitable to sniper.
How many lives were killed!
"Show me!"
"No!"
"Pay back the money!"
"for you!"
Wow, is Duan Muxiang's trick really tried and true? As long as the word "pay back the money" is mentioned, there is probably no pressure on Ling Feng to strip naked and run around naked now!
"How to play this?" Duan Muxiang held a small umbrella and was confused as to how to play.
Ling Feng grabbed the small umbrella, put it directly over his mouth, and blew it into a balloon in one breath!
"See, that's how it works!"
"Wow, it's so cute! What's that little bump in the front for?"
"Decoration, pure cuteness!" Ling Feng said without blushing or heart beating.
"I want to play too!"
"It's not good! I've blown this before! It's unhygienic!" Ling Feng was really not afraid of her blowing it, but he was really afraid that she, a little girl, would take out the balloon to show off, or take pictures and pass it on in excitement.
If you go on your own Weibo or a long blog to show off, then the joke will be big!
"I do not mind!"
"I mind!" Ling Feng turned around directly, took a few deep breaths, and blew hard at the balloon again. He wanted to blow it open. This little girl would probably give up.
!
But Ling Feng really underestimated the manufacturer of this small umbrella. The elasticity made Ling Feng almost die!
The little umbrella was blown to an incredible size by Ling Feng!
"Are you going to show off your lung capacity?" Duan Muxiang looked at Ling Feng in surprise. "Come on!"
Ling Feng's face turned red. Damn, he was out of breath! In the end, he had no choice but to cheat. He moved his fingers secretly, and a flying needle was sandwiched between his two fingers, secretly popping the balloon!
"Bang!"
Duan Muxiang was startled, but when she saw Ling Feng's embarrassed look, she burst into laughter!
I saw that Ling Feng’s face was covered with fragments of a small umbrella!
Ling Feng was very miserable. When had he ever become so embarrassed in front of a woman?
"Is there anything else? I want to try it too!" Duan Muxiang looked eager to try.
"Uh... I don't mean this anymore!" Ling Feng said quickly.
"Where can I buy it? I want to play too! Hurry up and buy some for me!" Duan Muxiang directly pulled Ling Feng's arm and shook it hard, and shook it!
"Well, I'm going to go back to bed first! Let's talk tomorrow!" Ling Feng turned around and ran away without any hope. He really didn't want to dwell on the issue about the little umbrella anymore. If this little girl finds out the truth of the matter,
Ling Feng really didn't dare to think about how miserable the consequences would be!
"I'm so angry!" Xiao Duan Muxiang stood at the door, stamping her feet angrily.
But when he saw the packaging bag on the ground, he suddenly smiled and said, "Don't think I don't know!"
With that said, Duanmuxiang picked up the packaging bag on the ground and saw the three words on it, "Durex? Is this the brand of this kind of balloon?"
Duan Muxiang returned to the room, directly picked up the phone in the hotel, dialed the switchboard number, and said loudly: "Do you know where I can buy Durex?"
Hearing such a childish voice on the phone, the person at the switchboard was stunned!
"..."
“We have it in our hotel!”
"Really? Send me more, I want to have a good time!"
"..."
Oh my God! The customer service staff who answered the phone were sweating! In this world, how could even a little girl become so unruly?