Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly took a few steps back. If the little witch spoke like this, something bad must have happened! Danger, very dangerous!
"Why are you like this! Am I scary?" The little witch Duan Muxiang pouted and looked at him very dissatisfied.
"You actually look quite festive! It's just your expression that's a bit scary!"
Duan Muxiang thought he was praising her, but when she thought about it, something was wrong, "Hey, what is festive? Why do I seem to remember that only those who look funny can be called happy!"
"No! You got it wrong!" Ling Feng said with force. "By the way, tell me, what exactly do you want to tell me?"
"However, let me declare in advance! I only sell my art and not my body, and I only sell my integrity and not my appearance!"
"I'm going home!" the little witch Duan Muxiang said reluctantly.
Are you home? Ling Feng is smiling like never before! He is so happy now that he wants to go out and set off firecrackers! He is so excited! He is even more excited than the liberation of the country! Damn it, the creditor is finally leaving. This is a great time.
What a happy event, a great happy event!
"I'm going to buy you a plane ticket right now! By the way, what souvenirs do you want? I'll help you get it right away! I'll call first and ask when the nearest general flight is!" Ling Feng was eager to do so.
She left immediately.
"You seem very happy!"
"Uh... no, I'm sad. This is just a way for me to cover up my inner sadness! It's just that I am a strong-willed man, and I will never say that I am reluctant to leave you! Although
I really can’t bear to let you go, but I can’t say it out loud. And I can’t be selfish. Your parents must miss you very much, so even if I can’t let you go, I can’t say it out loud!”
Ling Feng said shamelessly, and deliberately looked like he deserved a beating.
"Really?" The little witch looked at him excitedly.
"kindness!"
"That's good! I didn't know how to talk to you at first! Now that you say this, I feel relieved!"
"Say it! Whatever you want, just ask! As long as it's not to pay off a debt!" Ling Feng said contemptuously.
"Come back with me!"
"ah?"
"Come back with me! My parents want to meet you!" The little witch looked a little shy.
Ling Feng suddenly felt that something was wrong. This situation seemed a bit bad! When a girl says, my parents want to meet you, that is
"Wait a minute, Duan Muxiang, I don't understand it! Aren't you here to collect debt?"
Duan Muxiang's face turned red, she lowered her head, and said in a low voice and with a very hot face: "I told them that I came to see my boyfriend!"
"Holy shit!"
"They asked me to take it home for you!"
It was the same thing again, meeting the mother-in-law again! Ling Feng felt that all his life, he had been living for his mother-in-law. Gu Xue just met a fake mother-in-law, and the result, I won’t say the result,
It was all tears when I said it! In the end, it turned out to be a fake show!
Now, this Duan Muxiang is doing the same thing again, Ling Feng doesn’t dare to do it anymore! Lesson learned! If he meets a character like He Ye’s mother, Ling Feng can easily get away. At worst, when he can’t leave, he will fall out directly. If he encounters a character like He Ye’s mother, Ling Feng will
Gu Xue’s mother doesn’t even have a chance to fall out!
I, Ling Feng, am not Lei Feng, so I won’t go!
"Uh, my girlfriends are here to visit their aunties! I have to buy sanitary napkins for them as soon as possible! Time is running out, I have to leave as soon as possible!" Ling Feng blurted out a very overbearing excuse, turned around and ran away.
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"Stop!" the little witch stomped her feet angrily.
Ling Feng reluctantly stopped and said, "Auntie, just spare me!"
"Ling Feng, I am the eldest lady of the Duanmu family! It is your honor to be able to fall in love with you! How many princes from the royal family want to marry me, but I don't even give them the face!" Duanmuxiang pouted her little mouth and said aggrievedly.
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The Lun family is really aggrieved! After all, she is a beauty! How many men hold her in the palm of her hand. But she fell in love with this loser Ling Feng. The key is that the loser still looks down on her. This will make everyone angry!
"I am already a married man!" Ling Feng could only say this.
"Married man? Who is your wife? He Ye? Gu Xue? Zi Yue? Wei Han? Or that Yang Yang? Or that Yuko Yamada? Or that old aunt Qin Qiuyue?" The little witch was very disrespectful.
Directly expose Ling Feng's shortcomings.
"Uh" so many? Ling Feng is confused himself? He has always avoided discussing this issue. I didn't expect that he is really a big carrot, there are so many at once?
"Best friends!" Ling Feng shamelessly classified the women who were having an affair with him into the category of best friends. I guess if those women heard what he said, except for He Ye, all the other women would risk their lives with him, right?
"Your real girlfriend He Ye is just your girlfriend now, not your wife yet!" the little witch continued.
"I told my parents that you were my boyfriend, so they didn't hold you accountable for owing so much money!" the little witch said angrily. "I have done so much for you!"
Ling Feng looked at her with a dark face: "Damn it, then I can't go even more! Before you even meet me, you've already labeled me as a freeloader!"
"There's nothing I can do about it! You should also know that what our family hates most is when others owe money! We treat such customers very ruthlessly! I did this to protect you!"
The little witch felt even more aggrieved. "Besides, what's wrong with being the son-in-law of our Duanmu family? As long as you become the son-in-law of our Duanmu family, then the entire Duanmu family will be yours!"
"Or the son-in-law who comes to your house?" Ling Feng almost wanted to curse after hearing this.
"What's wrong? Isn't it embarrassing? There are many nobles and nobles who want to be our Duanmu family's son-in-law, but I don't like them!" The little witch disagreed very much.
She really doesn’t understand that in China, having a son-in-law who comes to you is not an honorable thing! Most men would rather be single than be a son-in-law!