In the evening, under the strong enthusiasm of Director Li, Ling Feng felt very embarrassed and took his car home!
When we returned to He Ye's home, it was already past twelve o'clock!
I thought that He Ye must have fallen asleep at this point, but as soon as he entered the door, he saw a familiar figure, wearing a set of plain white pajamas, sitting on the sofa with disheveled hair!
"Damn!" Ling Feng was used to seeing dead people, but this scene still frightened him.
The disheveled figure slowly turned her head, and Ling Feng could barely discern the impression of He Ye from her miserable face, "Why are you pretending to be a ghost if you don't sleep at night?"
He Ye looked at Ling Feng, pointed at the electronic clock on the wall, and said, "What time is it now? Why are you back so late?"
"Please, eldest sister, you are not my wife, why are you waiting for me to come back at night? Besides, don't I have to work hard to make money and pay your rent?" Ling Feng said angrily.
"Don't take advantage of me. Let me tell you, since you live here, you must abide by my rules! I am the landlord, and I have the final say on my territory!" He Ye put his hands on his hips very domineeringly. She has given up now and made it clear.
I have tried all the hints, but this Ling Feng is still stubborn and refuses to leave. I don’t know when the unreliable Wang Yanni will move him back home. The impatient He Ye has no choice but to try another one.
"The landlord wants to make a three-part agreement with me? Okay, I'll listen!" Ling Feng poured a glass of water, drank it, and nodded.
"It's not three chapters, it's thirty chapters!"
Ling Feng almost choked to death with a mouthful of water!
He Ye didn't care about Ling Feng's reaction. He took out a piece of paper and read something very similar, "First, you must come back before ten o'clock in the evening. After ten o'clock, you are not allowed to enter!"
"Second, no outsiders are allowed in unless you have my permission!"
"Third, you are not allowed to touch anything belonging to the landlord, Ms. He Ye, without permission!"
"Fourth, you must not put your own clothes into the washing machine in the same batch as the clothes of the landlord, Ms. He Ye!"
"Fifth, when you return home, don't make any noise, which will disturb the landlord's rest!"
"Sixth, no smoking in the house!"
"Seventh, no bad habits are allowed!"
"Eighth, you are not allowed to enter the room of the landlord, Ms. He Ye, without permission!"
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"Twenty-ninth, the rent must be paid before the 15th of every month!"
"Thirty, if the landlord, Ms. He Ye, has anything to add, there must be no objection!"
"No more?" Ling Feng handed over a glass of water very considerately.
"Gone!"
"The twenty-nine items above are all very humane, but the last one is the most domineering!" Ling Feng said in fear.
"Don't you agree?" He Ye looked serious.
"Agree! Abide unconditionally!" Ling Feng said honestly.
"Huh, let me tell you! As long as you dare to violate one of the rules, I have many ways to punish you. Are you scared tonight? Let me tell you, I have studied a lot of horror movies recently and learned a lot of tricks! If you don't want to be scared to death, just give it to me
I will faithfully abide by the thirty chapters of the agreement I gave you!" He Ye waved his pink fist intimidatingly.
"Understood, promise to execute the order!"
"That's what you're talking about. Hurry up and clean up for me. Go to bed early and don't affect my rest!" He Ye waved his hand with satisfaction.
Ling Feng had just taken a few steps when he suddenly turned around and said in a frightened and strange voice, "Sister He, I heard from the old people in the village that people who often pretend to be ghosts are really likely to see ghosts!"
The atmosphere suddenly became cooler. He Ye shivered, his face turned pale, and without asking whether it was true or false, he folded his arms and shouted, "Ah!" and rushed back to his room.
Seeing He Ye's cute running appearance, Ling Feng licked her lips lustfully, "This little butt is twisting and turning, it's so sexy, I really want to touch it twice!"
Suddenly he looked at the 30th chapter of the agreement on the table with a serious face, "No, Article 20, don't have any inappropriate thoughts about the landlord!"
After saying this, Ling Feng laughed out loud, "This bitch is so funny!"
The next day, in the afternoon, Ling Feng directly asked Song Tian to ask for leave. Following the clues he obtained, he found Brother Xiong's base. A bathing center. "Dream Water Leisure Center"
The names are all very knowledgeable!
Nowadays, leisure centers make a lot of money every day. Just from prostitution alone, there is an enviable income!
Ling Feng acted like a boss and went in to take a bath first. Damn it, just taking a bath costs twenty. Damn, it’s more profitable than robbing!
Ling Feng touched his pocket and asked Song Tian to borrow a hundred yuan, and paid for the bath with great pain.
When I walked in, I saw that it was indeed very high-end. It was much more gorgeous than the bathhouse where Ling Feng could go in and take a bath for only two yuan in the past!
spa!
Although I know that 80 to 90 percent of them are fake, after all, the water here is blue and clear, unlike those low-end bathhouses where the water is turbid and you can fish in it!
After taking a comfortable bath, Ling Feng put on a set of clothes provided by the bathhouse for each guest, which was actually just shorts and an undershirt!
Holding a cigarette, I found the lobby and lay down comfortably to sleep! After all, I spent twenty yuan and enjoyed everything I should enjoy!
Just as Ling Feng lay down, a staff member from the water department came over and asked, "Sir, do you need a massage?"
"No, is there any service?" Ling Feng pretended to be a boss.
The waiter smiled knowingly and said, "Sir, please move to the guest room!"
Ling Feng followed the waiter and walked to the guest room. There were rooms one by one. Although they were not very big, they were small and well-equipped!
Ling Feng was taken to a small room. The waiter pointed to the computer that was still open on the table, "Sir, there are profile photos of the ladies here. The ones with gray avatars are those who are not available to pick up customers right now, and those with bright avatars are free!"
Ling Feng felt happy in his heart, hey, he's pretty damn advanced!
"I don't want photos, I want to see real people!" Ling Feng refused angrily.
"Sir, this may be your first time coming to our Fantasy Water Department! The photos in our information are absolutely consistent with the real person. If the real person stands in front of you and you find that it is different from the photo, we can
I’ll let you choose again unconditionally!”
"Really? Then I'll choose first!"
"Okay, that's her!" Ling Feng pointed to a plump, fair-skinned lady in the photo who looked like a cute movie star Shu Chang.
"Okay! Sir, I'll call someone for you now!"
"Wait, where's the price?"
"One hundred and fifty times, you will be charged afterwards!"