"Okay, everyone, please be quiet and listen to our monkey comrade express his opinions!" Ling Feng suppressed his laughter and patted the table.
"Yes, yes, yes! Be quiet, we are uneducated, and we must listen carefully to Comrade Monkey's plan!" However, these people obviously did not have Ling Feng's endurance, and they burst out laughing as they spoke.
This monkey was so angry that his face turned red!
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble!" Ling Feng hurriedly came out to smooth things over. "Monkey, keep talking!"
"Gang leader, I think that the Loyalty Gang and the Trident Gang are our breakthrough! We will use these private fishing boats in Beicun as an opportunity to create conflicts between the two gangs and let them fight. In this way, we will
When both of them are hurt, they attack quickly and destroy the two gangs in a flash! In this way, isn't that half the battle?" Monkey said enthusiastically.
Ling Feng nodded, "Yes, it's a good idea!"
"Haha, the gang leader is so wise! You, you are all a bunch of stupid earthlings!" Monkey was so excited that he almost jumped on the table, pointed at the other people, and said proudly.
A group of people looked at the complacent monkey with dark faces. They said with a stern face, "Is there something missing in this kid?"
"He just deserves a beating!" Blind Xiong said while rubbing his fists and squeezing his eyes.
"Okay, stop being poor! Monkey's method is really good!" Ling Feng really couldn't stand this group of people.
"Monkey, I'll leave this matter to you! Please put together a complete plan for me! If we really win it by then, I will give you credit!"
"Really?" When he heard the score, the monkey's eyes lit up like light bulbs.
"Of course! However, the dirty talk is ahead. If it is smashed, I will take it from you!" Ling Feng looked at him and said in warning.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of it," Monkey assured, patting his chest.
In the evening, Ling Feng went back to change clothes early. There were activities there, so he had to dress up handsomely so that he could pick up girls!
I hid in the toilet and looked in the mirror for a long time, wishing I could straighten every hair on my head!
He Ye stood outside, kicked the bathroom door wildly, and complained, "Ling Feng, are you feeling better? Why are you lingering?"
"I'm dressing up! I can't lose points if I don't go out with a beautiful woman like you! I can't let people say, tsk tsk, a flower stuck in cow dung!" Ling Feng was inside, on one side.
He shaved his beard carefully and said shamelessly.
"Come on, you are such a coward, no matter how well you dress up, you still have the same virtue!" He Ye said, which greatly undermined Ling Feng's confidence. "Come out quickly, I'm suffocated!"
"Then come in, you do your thing, and I'll dress up mine!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"You want to take advantage of me, right?" He Ye was furious.
"You don't think I'm gay, then I shouldn't be interested in women!" Ling Feng continued.
"Asshole, I'm warning you to come out quickly, or else," He Ye looked like he was bending over from holding back, covering his lower abdomen with his hands, it was indeed very uncomfortable.
"What else do you want? Could it be that I'm in love with you?" Ling Feng really didn't want to talk to her. He looked in the mirror and shaved one by one.
"If you don't come out, I'll call the police!" He Ye cursed angrily.
"Call the police? That's good? Ask the police to bring you a urinal!" Ling Feng laughed so hard that he almost scratched his face.
He Ye couldn't hold it in anymore, even his face turned purple. He lay on the door and begged, "Please, Ling Feng, please take pity on me and come out!"
Ling Feng opened the door, with foam still covering his face. Before he could speak, He Ye rushed in, closed the door, and there was a melodious and lasting sound of water flowing inside!
Ling Feng stuck to the door and said with a click of his tongue, "This flow is really not small!"
When He Ye flushed the toilet, opened the door, and came out, he saw Ling Feng standing at the door, looking up at the ceiling, holding a razor in his hand and pretending to shave, and kicked him angrily.
Kicked him in the leg, "I asked you to deliberately tease me!"
"Ah!" Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly squatted down and patted the dust on his pants, "Oh, wipe, these are my new pants. I have to wear them to meet people at night!"
But surprisingly, he didn't hear what He Ye said. He raised his head in surprise and saw that it was broken, something big had happened!
He Ye's chest was smeared with foam from Ling Feng's face when he squatted down just now!
"Ling Feng, you bastard!" He Ye screamed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me wipe it off for you!" Ling Feng knew that he had gotten into trouble, and his attitude was not generally sincere.
He reached out and wiped He Ye's chest very hard!
He Ye's head was blank for a while!
It took him a long time to react, and suddenly his face was filled with flying clouds, "Rogue!"
Snapped!
He Ye slapped Ling Feng firmly!
Ling Feng covered his face in grievance and said bitterly, "I just want to wipe it off for you!"
"You gangster!" He Ye was so angry that he almost cried. Just now, his breasts were roughly squeezed by Ling Feng.
Only then did Ling Feng really react. He had panicked just now, and since he didn't care where it was, he wiped it directly. Now look at it, damn, that's a breast attack! It's a sexual assault! You need to go to jail!
"Oh, I was so nervous just now that I didn't even have time to experience that feeling!" Ling Feng pretended to admit his mistake on the surface, but he was secretly annoyed in his heart.
"Still looking!" Seeing Ling Feng lowering his head and constantly looking at his chest, He Ye became even more angry.
"I'm going to go ahead and shave. I'm gay and I like men! Just think of me as a woman!" Ling Feng finished speaking and quickly got into the bathroom.
He Ye stood outside the door, stamping his feet angrily, "Big pervert!"
When it was seven or eight o'clock, Ling Feng, led by He Ye, went downstairs, got in the car, and went to attend a party full of beauties!
However, Ling Feng still had a shadow in his heart about this matter. He subconsciously stayed away from He Ye, for fear that He Ye would still be angry and take the opportunity to sneak attack him! I attacked your breasts to help you grow. If you
Attacking my baby is preventing me from having children!
When getting in the car, Ling Feng deliberately sat in the back row, fearing that he would not feel safe sitting next to He Ye!
He Ye glanced at Ling Feng coldly, "What? Are you afraid that I will eat you?"
"No, of course not! I just heard that the co-pilot position is the most dangerous. And I don't have money to buy life insurance, so I consciously went to the back!" Ling Feng waved his hand quickly and said.