Ling Feng was sitting in the living room, holding a deck of playing cards in his hand. He said seriously to the confused He Ye, "Take out a few cards casually, but don't tell me how many cards you have!"
He Ye looked at him, took away a few cards, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Ling Feng ignored her and began to say seriously, "Go to school!" and took away a card.
"Not going to school" removed another card.
He Ye broke into sweat, "Everyone counts petals, but you're counting cards here?"
Ling Feng rolled his eyes and said, "This flower is too expensive, and it cannot be reused! Look at me, I am not only saving money, but also environmentally friendly!"
"Okay, stop counting! Go and report today! You are already a few days late! You must go today!" He Ye stood up and said in a commanding tone.
"Oops!" Ling Feng threw away the playing cards in his hand and clutched his stomach, looking very painful!
He Ye was not fooled, but said nonchalantly, "You already used this excuse yesterday!"
"Oh, my stomach hurts!"
"This is the excuse from the day before yesterday!"
"Rub, my **** hurts, I haven't used this before!" Ling Feng said angrily.
"Ling Feng, I order you now to go to school immediately!" He Ye was very angry and put his hands on his hips.
Ling Feng looked at her pitifully, "Beauty, do you really want to go? Can you sit down and discuss it carefully?"
"No, this is an order!"
"Oh, why do you order me? Are you my mother?"
"Just because, just because you want to chase me!" He Ye thought for a long time and finally came up with an excuse.
"Nani? Is this fucking okay?" Ling Feng was completely speechless.
"Of course, if you don't go, I will be angry. Once I'm angry, you won't be able to catch me!" He Ye pouted innocently.
"Okay, I give up! It's stupid to give up a big forest for a crooked neck tree. What's even more stupid is that not only do they ask me to give up an entire forest, but they also force me to go to school. I won't do it!"
Ling Feng leaned back on the sofa.
"Ling Feng!" He Ye shouted angrily. Suddenly, his expression changed, he sat next to Ling Feng, pulled Ling Feng's shoulders, and started acting coquettishly, "Please, just be obedient! I
You will be rewarded!"
"Reward?" Ling Feng opened his eyes suddenly, looked at He Ye's chest, and swallowed, "Could it be...,"
"What are you thinking about? The reward I'm talking about is, this!" He Ye rolled his eyes and took out a schoolbag! There was Mickey Mouse on it!
"Oh, beauty, you didn't ask me to sign up for kindergarten, did you? Why did you buy me such a childish little schoolbag?" Ling Feng almost collapsed.
"Ignorance! Do you know what this is? It's Mickey's, a famous brand! It cost me hundreds!" He Ye pouted in dissatisfaction.
"I didn't want to go in the first place. Seeing such a childish schoolbag made me even more determined that I won't go even if I kill you! You can kill or chop him as you please, but I won't go anyway!" Ling Feng looked like he was ready to die.
He Ye blinked his big eyes and looked at him, "You really don't want to go?"
"No! Even if you seduce me, I won't go!" Ling Feng was very worried about Liu Xiahui at the moment. But he was struggling in his heart, "If He Ye really seduce me, should I agree or not?"
Suddenly, He Ye kissed Ling Feng's face gently. Ling Feng's eyes suddenly opened and he looked at He Ye, who had a slightly red face, as if he was getting an electric shock!
"Can we go now?" He Ye said shyly.
"I didn't feel it just now, do it again!" Ling Feng said with saliva.
"Disgusting!" He Ye kissed Ling Feng on the face again.
"I feel that my whole body is full of strength now! Ouch!" Ling Feng waved his fists like a gorilla. He picked up his schoolbag and shouted, "Beauty, let's go to school!"
He Ye drove Ling Feng to school. Along the way, Ling Feng yelled in the car, "Young man, I carry my schoolbag to school. I'm not afraid of the sun or the wind and rain. I'm just afraid that my husband will scold me."
You are lazy, uneducated, and have no face to see your parents..."
He Ye smiled, holding the steering wheel with one hand and covering his stomach with the other, and the car turned into a snake shape!
Seeing He Yexiao's tears streaming down his face, Ling Feng said proudly, "How is it? I can sing very well, right?"
He Ye reluctantly took the time to give a thumbs up, suppressing a smile and said, "It sounds good, it sounds really good!"
"That is, when I was in kindergarten, I was the best singer among the boys in our class, and several little girls admired me!" Ling Feng was very proud.
"How many boys are there in your class?"
"Two!" Ling Feng said seriously.
"Pfft!" He Ye couldn't hold it back again and laughed.
Ling Feng didn't care about He Ye's reaction at all, and continued to sing in a childish voice: "Young boy, I carry my schoolbag to go to school, I'm not afraid of the sun, nor the wind and rain. I'm just afraid that my teacher will scold me for being lazy and uneducated,
I have no face to see my parents..."
When he arrived at school, He Ye said to Ling Feng, "Get out of the car!"
"Wait a minute, I have one more condition! If you agree to it, I'll get off the car!"
"What do you mean? You're starting to show off, aren't you? Do you want to take the opportunity to blackmail me?" He Ye rolled his eyes wildly. He had never seen such a petty man before.
"Of course! I came to school for you, shouldn't you show something?" Ling Feng said confidently.
"Okay, tell me what the conditions are!"
"How much do you plan to give me for monthly living expenses?" Ling Feng said loudly.
"living expenses?"
"Of course, students have living expenses every month!" Ling Feng said contemptuously. "In order to come to school, I even left my job and lost my financial source. Shouldn't you compensate me?"
"But I heard from Sister Wang that you seem to have applied for paid leave!"
"What kind of paid leave? Can I still apply for four years of paid leave? You think Factory Manager Li is an idiot, I raised you for four years in vain!" Ling Feng said quickly.
"Okay, how much do you want?"
"A thousand each!"
"Forget it, you'd better get out of the car!" He Ye looked like there was no room for discussion.
"Then eight hundred, this is my bottom line! I only give you this discount because you are so familiar with me!"
"Get off the car!" He Ye emphasized.
"Five hundred, no more!" Ling Feng gritted his teeth and said.
"Well, looking at you, I'm too lazy to bargain with you, so that you don't have to go on strike with me again! Five hundred is five hundred!" He Ye nodded and said.
"Five hundred is a bit too little, let's add more!" Ling Feng was determined to kill a carbine.
"Get off the bus!" He Ye shouted, raising his voice.
"Okay, five hundred, fixed price!" Ling Feng compromised wisely.
"This is your living expenses this month, save me some money!" He Ye took out five hundred yuan from his wallet and handed it to Ling Feng.
Due to He Ye's relationship, Ling Feng's registration was quite simple. He registered directly at the adult education office and even the tuition was waived!
Due to Ling Feng's special situation, He Ye knew that it was simply impossible for someone like him to stay in school peacefully for four years and earn enough credits!
Therefore, Ling Feng's courses are a bit special! That is, his class time is several times that of others. He Ye helped him check countless subjects at once, until his class schedule was full!
"Beauty, you are trying to trick me! From Monday to Friday, from eight o'clock in the morning to nine o'clock in the evening, I have classes every night!" Ling Feng said very bitterly.
"What do you know? I'm doing this for your own good! Most of the courses in the university are electives! There are very few real professional core courses. I will help you take all the electives at once. In this way, as long as you get the credits,
You will be able to graduate by then! Moreover, I know many of the teachers here, so as long as I say hello to them, it will be fine if you don’t go to class!"
"So awesome? Well, take a good look at this course schedule. I know a few teachers on it, please help me say hello!" Ling Feng handed the course schedule to her with a charming smile on his face.
He Ye looked at him with a smile, "Then do you want me to go to the principal's office and ask the principal to give you a diploma directly?"
"Really? That's good, that's good!" Ling Feng was so excited that he didn't realize that He Ye was just entertaining him.
"I'll kill you with a mouthful of salt soda! My parents asked you to learn something, not to get a diploma! Just find a number on the street to apply for a certificate, not to mention Tsinghua University and Peking University, even Harvard
I can get you a postdoctoral diploma for twenty yuan! Why should I pay to send you to school?" He Ye cursed angrily.
"Okay! Beauty, this is a school, a public place, please give me some face!" Ling Feng said very embarrassed.
"Okay, I'm too lazy to talk to you! Come on, I'll take you to the dormitory!" He Ye said angrily.
The size of the school is so big. Ling Feng followed He Ye and walked around for a long time before he found the student dormitories. There were several rows of uniform buildings, seven-story student dormitories.
"Wow, this is the boys' dormitory building! Is there an elevator?" Ling Feng asked idiotically.
"Yes, of course! And each dormitory is a five-star presidential suite standard!" He Ye said angrily.
"Look at your attitude, after all I'm here to study for you!" Ling Feng said very hurt.
When I walked to the door of the dormitory building, I saw a few clear bold words written on the wall, "Boys' dormitory, girls, stop there, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!"
"Wacha, this sentence shines! Binhai University is really funny! Beauty, do you dare to come in with me?" Ling Feng said in a very rogue manner.
"Tch, why don't you dare! Let's go, I'll follow you up!" He Ye glanced at Ling Feng sarcastically.