I originally thought that, at least since this beauty confessed her love to me, she should take special care of me! In fact, she did indeed take special care of her. This special method made Ling Feng hold back her anger, and she was directly convicted.
suspects!
"I just want to join in the fucking fun!" Ling Feng sat alone in the interrogation room, howling with tears in his eyes at the top of his lungs.
After being left to dry like this for two full hours, Gu Xue opened the interrogation room door with a tired look. Before she could see what was going on, Ling Feng was about to rush out, "Damn it, the Public Security Bureau is really him.
Damn it’s inhumane, I was holding my pee so hard that I wanted to die!”
Gu Xue pulled Ling Feng's arm apologetically, "Ling Feng, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you!"
"Oh, my aunt, I need to pee! Can't you hold me back?" Ling Feng's face turned green in worry.
But in Gu Xue's eyes, Ling Feng's expression was that of being angry, angry with her!
"Ling Feng, I was wrong, please don't be angry, okay?" Gu Xue said aggrievedly. "This is my duty. I am a policeman, so naturally I have to be responsible!"
"Auntie, I kneel down for you. I beg you, let me pee. Otherwise, I will become the first poor guy in history to be despised by a bird!" Ling Feng almost thought in a hurry.
I need to wipe some tears to show this little girl.
"You're just angry with me, right? You're still peeing. Why do you have to pee when I'm already here? You're just angry with me!"
"My ancestor, you damned wronged me! Before you came, you treated me like a prisoner. I even screamed until I became hoarse, and no one came to let me go to the toilet.
Ah! A bunch of inhuman beasts!" Ling Feng howled loudly. He grabbed Gu Xue's cold little hand and placed it on his lower abdomen, "Look, these are all swollen into a
The ball is gone! Otherwise, you can touch it down, your little brother is so cold from holding in his urine!"
Before Gu Xue had time to struggle, her hand was pressed on Ling Feng's lower abdomen. When she saw so many colleagues around her looking at her with strange eyes, her face turned red with embarrassment! Her voice was thin and angry, "
What are you doing? So many people are watching?"
"So many people are looking at you and you make me pee! You guys are a bunch of inhumane people, you guys are eating the lobster for nothing!" Ling Feng became even more excited when he saw the police officers sharing the lobster and eating it happily.
Angry.
"Okay, come with me!" Gu Xue was so embarrassed that she wanted to bury her face in her career line.
When he arrived at the door of the toilet, before Gu Xue could remind him, Ling Feng rushed in hastily!
"This is the women's restroom!" Gu Xue was sweating behind her.
A few seconds later, waves of screams came from inside!
"Pervert!"
"What a thief!"
Only then did Ling Feng realize that there were only women in the toilet. Could it be that this was a men's and women's toilet? No, was this a women's toilet?
"Is this the women's restroom?" Ling Feng said with a bitter look.
"Pervert, I've seen perverts like you break into women's restrooms a lot, and everyone says the same thing! Get out, get out quickly, or I'll beat you to death with a broomstick!" said the aunt who was cleaning the toilet.
He raised the broom in his hand very vigilantly.
There is no urinal, this is indeed a women's restroom! Ling Feng finally confirmed it!
"No matter!" Ling Feng made up his mind, he would rather be a living pervert than a dead coward!
I pushed open a door and was about to rush in when I saw a woman squatting there. What caught my eye was not the white breasts, but the big white breasts that were bent over and exposed by the collar!
"satyr!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Ling Feng quickly closed the door. "I just came to borrow a toilet!"
I quickly opened the second door, luckily, no one was there!
Ling Feng quickly closed the door, took out his little brother, and began to make a long and melodious drip of urine!
Just when Ling Feng was having a good time peeing, the woman next door who had just been shown to him for free was not happy, "Hey, just break into the women's room. You took advantage of me rudely, so I will follow you."
I don’t care, but can you restrain yourself from peeing? It’s all on me!”
Ling Feng was stunned and looked down. Sure enough, there was a large space under the plywood between the two toilets. Ling Feng's attack was so fierce that the urine drops splashed onto the squatting buttocks opposite! This time again
Men's restrooms are a common problem!
However, although Ling Feng felt guilty, she did not say anything. Instead, she was concerned about sex, "Can I bend down now and peek at her vagina?"
"Hey, I'm talking to you, why don't you respond?" the woman next door said unhappily.
Ling Feng remained silent until a long and melodious stream of urine was discharged, and then he breathed a long sigh of relief, "It feels so good! The feeling of peeing is so damn good!"
"Hey! Men are such vulgar things!" complained the girl on the mezzanine next door.
Ling Feng quit, "Auntie, are you still nagging you? Didn't it just pee that splashed on your butt? Just wipe it off?"
"You,,,, why are you acting like this? It makes sense, right? What kind of place is this? This is a police station. How dare you break into the women's restroom in the police station and have such an arrogant attitude?"
The two of them were bickering across a layer of plywood.
"Believe it or not, I'm going to take off your pants right now? I'm warning you, don't mess with me, I have a background!" Ling Feng threatened fiercely.
"Background? Tell me, what is your background?"
"I, I, I..."
"Can't you tell me? With your sly look on your face, you are probably a captured prisoner!" the woman said with a sneer.
"What? I have a sinister look on my face? What do you look like? Everyone who has met me says that I look like Andy Lau!"
The two were arguing across the mezzanine. Feeling upset, they rushed out and started arguing face to face!
"Return to Andy Lau? I think your face is about the same as Zhao Benshan's, and your height is the same as Pan Changjiang's!" the woman said sarcastically.
"You,,,you, tell you, please be careful, I am the son-in-law of the Director!" Ling Feng got excited and said shamelessly.
"What?" The woman frowned.
"Haha, are you afraid? Let me tell you, I am the son-in-law appointed by Gu Bo, the director of the Public Security Bureau here. He has said that he will not marry his precious daughter unless I am. I am still worried about this matter! After all,
Do you want to give him this face?" Ling Feng frowned shamelessly, looking embarrassed.
"real?"
"Of course! Are you scared now? I just broke into a women's restroom! What's the big deal? As long as I become the director's son-in-law, the Public Security Bureau will not be like my family. If I want to enter the men's restroom, I will enter the men's restroom.
If you want to go into the women's restroom, go into the women's restroom!" Ling Feng's boastfulness could no longer be suppressed.
"Really? What's your relationship with Gu Bo?"
"Gu Bo? Is this what you can call him? It's okay for me to call him Gu Bo, but he is begging me to be his son-in-law! You have to call him Director Gu!" Ling Feng's head almost went up to the sky.
At this time, Gu Xue, who had been waiting outside the door, heard the quarrel inside and thought that Ling Feng had broken into the women's restroom and was beaten by a group, so she rushed in quickly!
As soon as I saw this woman and Ling Feng, they were almost fighting, and I couldn't stand up.
As soon as Ling Feng saw Gu Xue coming in, he didn't notice the change in Gu Xue's face. He directly went up and grabbed Gu Xue and said to the woman, "Did you see it? This is Director Gu's daughter.
But, you probably don’t know her! This little girl keeps pestering me every day, asking me to get a marriage certificate from her, but I just don’t have time! Alas, it’s really not my fault that I look so charming.
ah!"
Ling Feng said while shaking his head and smacking his lips.
"What did you say?" Gu Xue's face turned red and she whispered angrily.
Ling Feng hugged Gu Xue's shoulders, bit her ear and said, "This old woman dares to raise her hooves with me, help me kill her prestige! Don't make me lose face!"
The woman stared closely at Ling Feng's hand holding Gu Xue, and frowned, "Gu Xue, what's going on?"
"Do you know our chief, Mr. Qianjin? That's easy to handle. Just apologize and I'll forget it!" Ling Feng didn't realize the seriousness of the problem yet.
"Ling Feng, stop talking!" Gu Xue pulled the corner of his clothes and whispered.
"Gu Xue, come here!" The woman looked at Gu Xue and said coldly.
"Oh, Mom!" Gu Xue lowered her head, not daring to look at the woman's face.
"Oh? What is this? Mom?" Ling Feng was suddenly startled. "This is your mother!"
"Yeah!" Gu Xue nodded.
"It's over, it's really fucked up now! I slapped the tiger on the butt by flattering him. Am I not looking for death?" Ling Feng felt so bitter that he almost poured out bitter tears. "You said yes, yes.
Who is bad, her mother? Or Director Gu’s wife? Forget it, why do you think every dignified wife of the director comes to the toilet of the Public Security Bureau to stay? "
"Now, do you have any advice? My son-in-law?" The woman looked at him with a smile. Her eyes wanted to eat Ling Feng alive.